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Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”

This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American. 

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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.

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    One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute. 

    After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item. 

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    Clearly sunny
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

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    Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere. 

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    It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs. 

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    A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world. 

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    Pretty much covers all the essential topics!

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

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    The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

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    While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

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    When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead

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    Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the wheel might get dirty otherwise!

    Carrie B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they wanted to keep the wheels clean before putting it in their car.

    Potato
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I learned the hard way on this. Lots of oil and other fluids in a parking lot, and now my trunk smells bad.

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    User# 6
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a high mileage would affect its resale value, so....

    Toni Ahlgren
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you could, you don't have to. I'd be much comfortable pulling that thing than pushing the wheelbarrow in this kind of situation.

    Toni Ahlgren
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just adding to this, a wheelbarrow is meant for gardening/construction job, not for pushing it around a parking lot while empty.

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    Marinasongs1432
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought they were caring a wheelbarrow holding a light post, Ngl

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I at first, because I didn't recognise the light posts for a while.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I saw some stores sell these with their wheels locked with thick zipties to prevent theft.

    NoNamePanda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if I'm loading it in my truck, I'd like the wheel to be clean, thank you very much...

    SkekVi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but i would do this solely bc i'm worried they'd think I was stealing it and give me s**t otherwise. XD

    Kissy Nuggett
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... Lowes is just Walmart but the ones who think they can do stuff go here.. it's almost more scary

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, in all fairness, those carts are WAY easier to guide than a wheelbarrow and you don't have to use both hands

    Ivona
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Store merchandise gets carried out on a trolley/cart. That's entirely normal.

    Parriah
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheels might be zip tied if display was outside to prevent theft.

    oktopus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as others commented, there are legit reasons for doing this.

    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at Home Depot, we were actually encouraged to put the wheeled items on carts for some odd reason.

    ️‍grindelwald️‍
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have no idea what this picture is of, but a home depot here in florida, there's usually a bbq or hot dog stand in the parking lot lol

    Marissa Taylor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this took me w!y longer to figure out then it had any right too lol

    Cowboys_fan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're too weak to lift it into their vehicle so they need the little step.

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there's something else on the trolley as well. My guess is he picked up whatever is on the trolley first then bought the wheelbarrow (maybe spur of the moment because it's on sale) and in a brain fart moment just put it on the trolley with his other purchases.

    Gg
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it is easier to move it that way. Probably all set with bumping along in the parking lot.

    Bobby
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping it's a busted wheel bearing or something making that wheel barrow impossible to move normally

    M Waite
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so stupid that it actually took me awhile to figure out.

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    My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean

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    Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.

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    All American food products idly threaten you for some reason.

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