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“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States
Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”
This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American.
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#1
Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.
Melanie Vigue 1 year ago
If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!
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Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
In the UK we use feet and metres. Does that make us all bi in some way?
One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute.
After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item.
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Clearly sunny 1 year ago (edited)
This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.
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shawna sabino 1 year ago
I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡
Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere.
#7
It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs.
A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world.
The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.
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Gémeaux jumeaux 1 year ago
Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.
While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency.
#20
Charlie the Cat 1 year ago
All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.
#21
When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead
#22
Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.
Darius Strolia 1 year ago
Yuppers, pretty darned American.. people gatekeeping patriotism who have never read the flag code which states you cannot use the flag for anything but as flag. All those folks who freaked about kneeling were cheering for a paid display of flag presented horizontal to the ground. Darn tootin'
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QuirkyKittyGirl 1 year ago
The flag is not a decoration. Kneel or don’t kneel, but for the love of all that is holy, RESPECT THE FLAG! https://www.legion.org/flag/code
day light 1 year ago
yeah I was about to say... these people act like they're patriots all while disrespecting the flag
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tmw 1 year ago
based on the laws of physics, how far back to you think that chair will blow from the recoil on those guns?
juni 1 year ago
The guys on WALL-E were lazy, this guy thinks murder is funny.
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Marinasongs1432 1 year ago
Never let the flag touch the ground or you have to burn it. Love merica, keep flag up, can’t use bullets to burn the flag.
Anthony Jordan 1 year ago
These inbred "patriots" always find a new way to desecrate the flag, don't they?
EmbersAreOut 1 year ago
Holy cow that air show looks epic tho. Combines planes, helicopters, and classic cars? Sign me up!!
Josh Gilland 1 year ago
I always laugh at people saying burning the flag is disrespectful yet look at all the other ways that legitimately disrespect the flag. Burning has a legitimate and strong message. Using it for non-flag things is the real disrespect.
Simon Kwan 1 year ago
Ahhhmerica, where millions think adoration of weapons designed for war and mass murder amount to both recreational hobby and g*d given entitlement
Ruth Kilpatrick 1 year ago
According to the Flag Code, that is disrespectful...unless a 45ster does it, then it's okay.
Megan Lauhon 1 year ago
Everyone can shut up that's kickass! I don't see any of y'all building motorized recliners, ket alone making them anti-tank ready!
Yonel Lenoy 1 year ago
Proof the republicans don't think.. but to be able to think they need a brain.... MAGA ;-)
norabest321 1 year ago
This trump loving idiot doesn't even come close to getting it. The Moron is using the American flag as a shade awning... not appropriate. I doubt my Navy grandfather, Army father and combat Marine husband would take kindly to this visage. FYI, we all voted Dem.
Jennifer Brown 1 year ago
The worst thing is the moron doesn't know that it's illegal to use the american flag in that way
Karen feeney 1 year ago
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know i'm free. (To be an idiot.,) Probably at a Trump rally.(No offense intended)
Thorleifdottir 1 year ago
Hah! Excessively American but with a Crown Royal bag! (Famously Canadian. Distilled about two hours from where I’m sitting, in fact)
Blue Chambers 1 year ago
Pretty sure there is a painting of this in every American history classroom.
Mavis 1 year ago
Being America, I have to presume the guns are real. And yet nobody blinks an eye.
MichelleDonut 1 year ago
They can't be functional, they would heat up too much and melt the fake leather. Also, the permits to buy that kind of gun are very expensive.
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Tamra 1 year ago
Oh, I don't know...common sense, intelligence, concern for your fellow humans? Anyone in this country who is smiling while sporting weapons, while the number one cause of child death is GUN VIOLENCE, is a f*****g douche bag.
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#33
My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.
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#40
funkybluegirl 1 year ago
Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?
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#42
insert name here 1 year ago
Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread
#44
David Martin 1 year ago
I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean
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Speedgoat 1 year ago
Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago (edited)
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
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Clearly sunny 1 year ago
Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago (edited)
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
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LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Chantay Robinson 1 year ago
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 1 year ago
Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
Apps 1 year ago
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies... Aspiring Canuck 1 year ago
American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Ms.GB 1 year ago
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Andy Saputo 1 year ago
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
Blue_Mouse (she/her) (god) 1 year ago (edited)
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
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Exotic Butters 1 year ago
Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Marinasongs1432 1 year ago
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Brenda 1 year ago
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
._. 1 year ago
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Margaret H 1 year ago
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
Andrea Schinkel 1 year ago
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
Sergy Yeltsen 1 year ago
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
David Jeffery 1 year ago
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
Peter Tosi 1 year ago
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
._. 1 year ago
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐 1 year ago
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
Darius Strolia 1 year ago
Did this title always say "violently american"? have they grown in numb er ?
pemdas927 1 year ago
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
madbakes 1 year ago
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
Load More Replies... Speedgoat 1 year ago
Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago (edited)
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Load More Replies... Clearly sunny 1 year ago
Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Suzy Creamcheese 1 year ago (edited)
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Chantay Robinson 1 year ago
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 1 year ago
Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
Apps 1 year ago
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies... Aspiring Canuck 1 year ago
American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Ms.GB 1 year ago
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Andy Saputo 1 year ago
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
Blue_Mouse (she/her) (god) 1 year ago (edited)
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
Load More Replies... Exotic Butters 1 year ago
Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Marinasongs1432 1 year ago
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Brenda 1 year ago
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
._. 1 year ago
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Margaret H 1 year ago
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
Andrea Schinkel 1 year ago
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
Sergy Yeltsen 1 year ago
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
David Jeffery 1 year ago
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
Peter Tosi 1 year ago
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
._. 1 year ago
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐 1 year ago
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
Darius Strolia 1 year ago
Did this title always say "violently american"? have they grown in numb er ?
pemdas927 1 year ago
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
madbakes 1 year ago
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
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