If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!

In the UK we use feet and metres. Does that make us all bi in some way?

HaHaHa! The caption was not what I expected

I'm sorry, but this one made me laugh out loud.

This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

We suck as a country

But that's the best part!

"bbq flavored confusion" is my new favorite phrase

When they can't pay the bill? /s

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"Mixed kids" is not even a concept in my country.

Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

Thank a republican

i'll bring the popcorn!

Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

If he's happy, let her keep him. She obviously loves him.

Florida Woman

Aw c'mon, let them be, she's his service animal

In Florida you can't say gay ter.

As a former zookeeper/naturalist that worked with gators, I'm so conflicted. The logical and ethical version of me is disgusted. Not to mention that alligators have a very small and primitive brain. They basically live to survive and procreate. On the other hand, I'm beyond tickled my the gator in jeans, riding a tiny 4 wheeler!!!

Justice for Rambo and Rambo's gator-mammy

This was years ago but she got to keep him as she’d already been looking after him over a decade!

That f u c k i n g thing, is a woman?

if he has to live like that she should be made to swim with gators in their natural environment to show she really understands them.

Of COURSE it's Florida!

Only in Florida. Whenever the goofy, stupid sh*t comes in, it's in Florida.

Hey I have a great idea (said every American politician official ever). Instead of finding ways to improve infrastructures and human life let's p**s $100k away on this topic that "I" find very important

Poor Rambo

Only in Florida...

Better to love it than make a pair of shoes out of it...

I don't know which one is scarier.

That poor doggo looking through the gated fence like "that used to be my seat" 🥺

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He wants water and free reign, not asphalt and being strapped into a mini-bike.

Just b/c you tranquilizer him, put jeans on him and place him high on something in a position he cannot move from doesn't mean he's trained. In fact, YOU need to be trained. Then you get bit b/c you're a goddamn moron and that little guy gets euthanized... all because you probably stole his egg. I hate this woman. This is not a trainable animal!!!

only in florida i guess 🤷

Probably more courteous than most drivers. Why should Florida start having laws now? It should be fine as long as he can't read.

That gator has seen some things…