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Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”

This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American. 

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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.

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One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute. 

After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item. 

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Clearly sunny
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

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shawna sabino
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

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Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere. 

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It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs. 

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A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world. 

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Pretty much covers all the essential topics!

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Pyla
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

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The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.

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Fred L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

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Gémeaux jumeaux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

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While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency. 

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Charlie the Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

Aaron W
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love that they misspelled misspellings in the title then complained about misspellings that aren't misspelled at all.

Sasy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when autocorrect is constantly trying to tell me to put Z's in words.

§k¥þåw (§hê/†hê¥)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English is english, even if some of us use the traditional spelling and not the Americanified spelling... Not British but I like using the british spellings XD

BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the way some of the British spelled words look better, but I have to try and remember to spell them like that, because I'm conditioned to spell it the US way. It's easier for me to change the ways letters look in my handwriting than to remember to add or change letters for some reason. (I seriously switched up how I write letters all the time. Recently, uppercase E's became backwards threes, which I really like and so do other people)

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Bored Koala
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my... And I get discouraged when I read reviews like this... massive facepalm! And faZepalm AND faSepalm! (Sorry, I know it hurts to read it with an S and a Z... but she really deserves them all! ;p)

Ivy_Fox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't that like the British way? like colour instead of color? please correct me if i'm wrong

Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language." - Oscar Wilde

Clown fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English 101 it's wrote by an English person so shush and STOREY is levels of a building STORY is something you tell or read! Same as WHISKY NOT whiskey as that sounds like something you do to a cake mix

N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whisky is Scottish, Whiskey is Irish. There's apparently a brewing difference as well, but as I don't drink alcohol I can't comment further.

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ghostFluff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funniest part is that "Misspellings" in bold only has one s, making it misspelled

Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they even bother to look them up? Many words have more than one spelling. When I lived in London I was told THEY speak English and I speak American! 😆

Nitka Tsar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With more and more people speaking English, I wonder if there will ever be a common ground someday. I‘m from Germany and we started learning English in 5th grade (that was in the 80s/ 90s - my kids are now beginning at grade 1 and I know of some Kindergartens who teach it). We started with British English and I can’t remember if it switched or if they introduced us to American English simultaneously but I clearly remember a teacher saying that they do not care which one we use, as long as we are consistent and use only one of them. I think I am definitely mixing them up and thank goodness for spellcheck.

Wednesday
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess someone is offended by the Queen's English and enamoured by Webster's.

KieLeaHar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m Australian and every single one of those words is spelt correctly. 😊

backatya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's like clothes the machine goes biszirk sometimes and they still want to make money on it so they sell it to 2nd hand stores

Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eva is apparently not as well read as she seems to think she is. I constantly have people (friends mostly) ask why I spell it "grey". Because it's cooler.

AK to LV
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember being confused when I was younger when I would see humour and colour in a book.

Kerri
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an American and for some reason, I tend to spell things the British way. Idk why

Brittany Copeland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it really sad that in language lists, there's English and there's Simplified/American English.

John Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

British newspapers actually had enough money to buy paper.... If you are wondering wtf i am talking about, educate yourselves 😉

Boatswain Bill
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I see "judgment" spelled with an E I want to skin the writer alive.

Nosirrow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use -ise endings bc I hate the letter z. It's ugly. Also, how is it not confusing to use the word story for both things?

Benjamin Sussman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember my British classmate going on a full rant about this issue and Americans dropping letters everywhere. When I brought up that "gray" and "grey" are interchangeable here, he nearly had an apoplectic fit!

QueenRhye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to send to the UK to buy the original versions of the Harry Potter books so that I could read them as they were actually written, and it added so much to the pleasure of rereading them. I hate that Noah Webster changed the language.

Elaine Evans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are the correct English spellings. Americans can't spell, neither could Webster. Get a good English dictionary, not an American one.

Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this is ironic. Like maybe she knows definitions, not spellings? Hahaha, nope.

Karen feeney
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, don't read it . Watch a video (hopefully without those pesky subtitles that won't offend your spelling sensitivities)

v
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one would definitely be better if there was some sort of context to go with the rant.

Heather W
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One reason many letters were dropped from words was telegraphs and newspapers charged by the letter. Why pay for a U when people know what you mean.

Sarah Stalder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that 2 people found it helpful is baffling. One was probably OP

JuniorCJ82
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And her review title is misspelled. Where is Alanis Morissette when you need her?

Jared Robinson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I f**k people up because I use both american and english spellings of words. They are both correct

Blue Chambers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am proud of us Americans. Standing up for the little guy like the letter "Z". It doesn't get used enough so we saw that and decided to help it out. Give it some of "S" letters to boost its self esteem.

BravePanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: I was raised near the Canadian border and my high school English teachers accepted both American English or British/Canadian English spelling. More over, they could be combined in some sort of crazy mix of the student had specific understanding of the word. Most of the students crossed the border frequently for shopping, errands, and tourism.

Justin Thyme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I wanted to sound like a bloody toff, I'd be living in squalorous UK

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When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead

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Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.

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My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.

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funkybluegirl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean

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Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.

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SkyBlueandBlack
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.

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All American food products idly threaten you for some reason.

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