Oh my god! That's so true😃

Finally, a clothing company with a true sense of humor. :D

This is f****** brilliant....

Love the tag! But I've never been with a guy who could not wash his clothes ^^

And it comes with the drawing :)

Unicorn feathers.... that's great

haha, the french instructions are exactly the same :)

Frankly, fries would have been a good idea. Or lasagna. Or anything you do not eat with your bare fingers while assembling furtniture...

Thank you captain Obvious.

At least they know their product's weakness.

My life makes sense now.

There's nothing else to say ^^

So how am I supposed to wash it? ^^

Lol

Haha!

I'm not sure how my dog ​​will help me..

But what to do when someone else IS around? 🤔

do not wear in the day and wash

I guess it is safe to take them all at once...you will die anyway given these instructions.

Uhhhh... thanks?

I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea

They know their target audience!

I love this brand! They're awesome people

the right man at the right place

And some people are afraid of fish bones...amateurs!

you'd have to inhale really hard

you've got mail from the fashion police

Men are not proud to say but...it happens! :)

I'm channeling Bart Simpson. "Eat my shorts!"

don't tell me how to drink my coffee.

The skid demon is no joke.

who's Mike?

Only use this smoke grenade for kindness

Instructions for stoners.

Batman is gonna hate this !

'per' is doctory-speak for 'in the'

Actually, I think this is no joke but serious. Many ikea articles with moving parts come with plastic security clip-like thingys that are to be disposed.

As of now, all dietary products are rendered useless for the truth has been revealed.

And for a good time call 202...

nice... so a drunk pregnante woman try to eat the antenna and then throw it at her spouse?

I hope this is a typo. Save the sloths!

"Do not diet" well you don't have to tell me twice!

cardception

Remember to only f**k it for good. No exceptions.

No washing hands?

Aw man I was really looking forward to it

I am afraid that there have been people who put the "filled" thing right as it was into the washing machine with piles of other clothes.

Thank you Ô woolly item Guru ...

I would like to add: "Allow at most 0,5 mm of tolerance despite no gravity."

they actually taste like chicken

This device looks like a star trek phaser...

useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...

Lots of MRE's have this. I love it.

It's incorrect if there's a circle around your head

Fine...

Put a body on the terrace...sounds like embalming instructions!

Good thing you're following the instructions, there could be dire circumstances otherwise....

The safety rating resembles the flag of Germany, which is particularly suspicious.