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“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Funny Pics Of People And Animals Accepting Uncommon Situations
When life gives you lemons, we all know what to do. But what if life takes away your lemons and gives you olives instead? Will you sit there and have a breakdown, or will you try and make olive oil out of it? I know the comparison sounds odd, because it is, but bear with me.
It turns out there’s this whole corner of Reddit called This Is My Life Now dedicated to sharing examples of hoomans and animals getting themselves into unusual situations and… doing a shrug and then going “I guess this is my life now.”
Created back in 2014, the subreddit is home to 879k members who come in for “the gifs or pictures of people and animals accepting their uncommon situations,” just like the description suggests. You may want to interpret it as a meme, or you may not quite get the point and it’s fine. At least we have an entertaining collection of pics of humans and animals getting themselves into (and out of!) funny situations.
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#1
My Name Is Ned, Now I'm A Bed, And If I Ruffs, I Scare The Fluffs, I Cannot Move, I Just Play Dead, My Name Is Ned, And I'm A Bed
SuperChicken 3 years ago
I agree. It should be and with that exact adorable picture.
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best turtle 3 years ago (edited)
when you stay at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
I understand completely Ned. If the cat is in your lap, or sleeping on top of you, there’s no way you’re going to move and disturb them. You will die in that position, if need be.
TheOne 3 years ago
So true. My cat was sleeping on me when I woke up. I just could not move until he was ready.
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#2
This Is My Life Now
DAISY 3 years ago
THAT IS TRUE THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF CUTENESS GOING ON HERE! But wait I'm confused here, nothing uncommon with me, so you're telling us/me that you found YOUR cat and another one just wandered up a few days later that looks like your cat?! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Deborah B 3 years ago
Please take both your cats to the vet and get them checked for microchips. Someone else could be missing one of them.
Jyndaru 3 years ago
What if they both have microchips, but both say they belong to the OP! Then we have to assume their cat was cloned, or copied, or travelled through time. This could be an interesting book idea. 😹
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Geeki Nikki 3 years ago (edited)
So what you really mean to say is last week you stole someone else's cat?
#3
Wholesome Doggos
jolie laide 3 years ago
I had my dog, Missy. She was a show quality Doberman Pincher, spayed. I had her from 1989 until 2002, she was 12.5 years old when she died. My childhood wasn't always good. I remember I was 8 or 9, before we moved.. and my Mom got mad at Missy or me, I don't remember now but she kicked Missy out the back door. I was hysterical and inconsolable because our yard wasn't fenced in, etc. She wouldn't let me outside with Missy so I sat down inside against the back screen door, crying my f'ing eyes out, and Missy stayed there on the back porch with me, she didn't run off. She whined and cried and pawed. Hours later, she was finally let inside and I was a neurotic miss where she was concerned.
Leslie Cookietown 3 years ago
Thank the Good Lord that you had her in your life. I'm sure it feels like losing a sister than a pet. They are our chosen family.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Aw. Reminds me of my aunts dog when I was a kid. He would be my bed and protector; I miss that pup. He wouldn't let anyone near me when I was napping on him cuz I was his pup
While scrolling through the post, it’s hard not to notice the obvious: humans and pets share an uncanny similarity between each other, some sort of special bond that doesn’t exist between other species. “Some similarities between humans and their pets are that they both need food and water, they both need shelter, and they both need love and attention. As simple as that - love is all we need,” pet behavior expert Yuliia Popyk from Petcube told Bored Panda in an interview.
“But if we dig deeper, then it is important to say that humans and their pets share a special bond,” she said. Popyk explained that we are both social creatures that enjoy each other’s company and form strong attachments. “Pets provide us with unconditional love and companionship while we provide them with food, shelter, and care.”
#4
Tigress Isn't Amused
advice5cents 3 years ago (edited)
His work is amazing. Was it here that I saw it before?
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#5
These Two Best Friend Have One Peculiar Story
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Thank you, BP! That's the heartiest actual laugh I've had in years! I would follow this intrepid trio into the burning gates of Hell if they asked. In a heartbeat. On that Golden Beast's back.
Jackie Reed 3 years ago
This cuteness is almost too much to handle,I may squee myself to death.PUUUPPIES!!
SuperChicken 3 years ago
I can't say that I blame the doggies for their strong effort in teamwork. If it works, right? 😆
#6
Ibex On The Chimney
Hobby Hopper 3 years ago
Those things scare me. It's a large animal made of pure muscle with built in weapons on its head.
Moreover, we also share many physical and behavioral similarities with our pets, which likely contributes to the strong bond we form with them, Popyk argues. “For example, we both have fur or hair, we both walk on four legs, and we both make similar vocalizations. We also have similar brain structures and hormones associated with emotion and bonding.”
#7
Dad Is Living His Best Life, Mom Is Contemplating Her Life Choices
Joonscrab 3 years ago
And people ask me why I don't wanna marry or have kids.
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Jojo Armani 3 years ago
Picture perfect and wholesomeness in all ways! Pity I can’t upvote this more.
#8
Well Done, Little Guy! Well Done!
Yoli Lawrence 3 years ago
This story came out of my home state. It was in a bakery in a town called Dunsborough. The younger sister of one of my best friends was one of the wildlife officers who had to go get him 😆
Carrie Smith 3 years ago
Did he even resist? He looks one bite away from a sugar coma.
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glowworm2 3 years ago
This is actually a possum. Opossums are from North America and aside from both being marsupials, are not related to one another.
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#9
Snow Owls Sleep Like They Just Got Back From A Night Of Heavy Drinking And Missed The Bed
bumble bee 3 years ago
Actually, it is an owlet not yet fledged. It must sleep this way because their head is too big for their body until they grow more.
Kaioz Fields 3 years ago
I think him and that lil mouse in the corner had wayyyyy too many drinks last night.
K 3 years ago
People Are Just Learning That Some Owls Sleep With Their Faces Down And Here Are 26 Pics: https://www.boredpanda.com/sleeping-owls-face-down/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
There is evidence that just like family members and close friends, pets and their owners can become alike over time. “A study in the Journal of Research in Personality found that people who scored high in agreeableness and conscientiousness tended to have pets that were also rated as high in those traits. The study’s authors suggest that people may choose pets that are similar to themselves or that they may treat their pets in ways that cause the pets to develop similar personality traits,” Popyk explained. Interestingly, the study found that dog owners were more likely than cat owners to be outgoing, energetic, and lively, Popyk said.
#10
I'm A Birdog Now
marianne eliza 3 years ago
Labs and water. In any form and any temp. Except... in the bath. Why Riley? Why?
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Because that's what the humans WANT Riley to do, obviously.
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I had a dog that would climb into any water she found when she was hot, and it's Florida, so it's always hot. She would also climb into any car with an open door if she was tired of walking. I was so embarrassing at times... 'no, sorry, let me get her out... just a minute, sorry about the sand..."
Mary Peace 3 years ago
It's the wrong half of the pub sign, 'The Dog and Duck'.
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IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
Reminds me of this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I65PxlOlHA4
#11
Sure, You Might Think You're Goth, But Unless You Dejectedly Ride The Subway With Your Raven, You May As Well Hang Up Your Black Velvet Frock Coat And Hit The Beach
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
If Mary Shelley and Edgar Allan Poe were gen X parents, this would be their kid
Chrysalis Cam 3 years ago
Naw, that wouldn't be rebellious at all. MS and EAP's offspring would be chipper as heck just to annoy them.
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I Just Changed My Name 3 years ago
Dude! Ravens are so beautiful. That is a silent co-sign of her character.
#12
When Your Airbnb Comes With A Cat
MarmotArchivist 3 years ago
We were searching for an air bnb and one had a picture with a cat... Easiest decision of my life. She even sat in my lap for pets😻
Michael Lockard 3 years ago
I have been a frequent Airbnb user for the last 10 to 12 years. There were more than a few that had pets that would come visit and/or stay with me I remember one in particular because the cat came into my bedroom and hid inside my laptop bag. I went to sleep, and he woke me up by whacking me on the nose (while perched on my chest) because he wanted out of the room. I love animals, so this was no big deal As a software engineer I would sometimes be on the road many weeks, and I actually enjoyed staying at Airbnb that had pets. I actually took pictures of many of them for friends and family, and I can still remember some of the animals names
Lsai Aeon 3 years ago (edited)
I miss my Bit, I have terrible insomnia, have had since I was 4. Bit would wrap herself around my head like this every night while she was in my life, and purr me to sleep.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Every accommodation should have a pet/no pet option. Imagine checking into the Ritz Carlton...'Very good sir. Will you be requiring a pet this evening?"
Jackie Reed 3 years ago
What an amazing host! I too would happily book that Airbnb,just for the opportunity to connect with Hector
Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago
I stayed at a chateau in Provence (don't be impressed, but it was old and charming). It was shoulder season so there were few lodgers. One of the chateau residents was a little pregnant kitty. I left my door cracked every night and she would come in and cuddle up and sleep with me. So precious.
Meanwhile, cat owners were more likely than dog owners to be analytical, independent, and introverted. “The study also found that people who owned both cats and dogs were more likely to be open-minded and creative than those who owned just one type of pet.”
She added that there is no doubt that if your family member required emergency care, you would definitely provide it. “Same with pets. If you want to make sure your pet never gets in trouble and makes you a nervous wreck, consider choosing an Emergency Fund which pays for your vet bills in any life-threatening situation, but vet appointments or not severe cases are not eligible for coverage.”
#13
I See No Otter Way Out...
Russell Ellwardt 3 years ago
You are most probably right. How could the dog be in focus when the otters next to him are blurred...
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Cassie 3 years ago
That dog looks like he just woke up after a long night of drinking and has no idea where he is.
#14
Licia Ronzulli, Member Of The European Parliament, Has Been Taking Her Daughter Vittoria To The Parliament Sessions When The Girl Was Just Over A Month Old
Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago
You have to teach them the importance democracy young!
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Izz R.! 3 years ago
I think this is a good example of what corporations/business need to do to help working/single mothers...if companies can't provide daycare or other benefits then they can't gripe when you have to take your child to work...and it sets a good example on the child of work ethic...
Ali MacK 3 years ago
How many mother under her are allowed to take their kids to their work?
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glowworm2 3 years ago
Aw! What a charming bond between the two. Love the ones where they are both swearing in!
Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago
I don't think they swear in at the European Parliament. I think they're voting.
Load More Replies... Leslie Bryant 3 years ago
That is so awesome!!!! Love how the little one gets right into it voting.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Yes, the bunny got a vote as well. Never turned a hare.
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#15
He’s On His First Snow Adventure. Got Tired Immediately And Had To Be Carried The Rest Of The Way.
Randy Jordan 3 years ago
That's how I feel at 1:30pm sitting at a desk. I know your struggles little guy!
Kristina Meyer 3 years ago
If you look at the dog's head, it seems to bee a very big dog. How does he fit in this backpack?
Servali 3 years ago
They fit in surprisingly small spaces. I've carried my dog in a backpack often when she was young, because she got tired on my hikes. One time she tried to stuff herself in my backpack as an adult and nearly managed it, even though she a white swiss shepherd (so about the size of a german shepherd). I don't know what kind of space magic it is and it still seems impossible, no matter how many times I've witnessed it 😄
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I so totally relate to this experience. I think he needs a little woolly cap to keep those magnificent ears toasty.
According to the pet expert, some people may choose a dog breed that is similar to their own personality, while others may choose a breed that is the polar opposite. “It really depends on the individual,” Popyk argues.
However, it is possible that people may subconsciously choose an animal that they feel is similar to them in some way. “For example, some people who feel shy or introverted may be attracted to animals that are also shy or introverted. Conversely, people who feel extroverted or outgoing may be attracted to animals that are also extroverted or outgoing.”
#16
Motherhood
Alicia GriffonLady 3 years ago
One paw is curled, the other stretched. She's quite happy, kneading/making bisquits. ^_^
Load More Replies... Cold Contagious 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly. She looks like she would become permanently affixed to you if you bent down close to her.
Load More Replies... HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
This is probably how my grandmother felt after having 2 sets of twins back to back in 1929 and 1931. I miss her. She died the day before my birthday in 1988.
#17
"I'm A Disney Princess Now"
Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago (edited)
We have a feeder in the yard, they're so tiny! You should see the size of their eggs and hatchlings!
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Lessa Lamb 3 years ago
Cane here to say this^. I WANT THIS TO BE MY LIFE!! HOW DO I ACCOMPLISH THIS INCREDIBLE FEAT?! 😍
Load More Replies... Lessa Lamb 3 years ago
Oh, this comment is excellent! I wish it were upvoted more. It's so perfect. 😁
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That one kid 3 years ago
Haha my great grandpa thought he was a Disney princess. He had a raccoon that would come and eat food from a bowl, my grandpa would let it eat from his hand. He ended up with something in his knee bc the raccoon scratched him (by accident when the raccoon was eating from my grandpas hand)
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I don't see nearly as many hummingbirds as I used to... when I re-landscape this year I am putting in a larger butterfly hummingbird section, so hopefully I can see them every day.
#18
Looter Boy - This Dog Was Photographed After The Hurricane Hit Looting A Big Bag Of Dog Food And Embracing The Life Of Survival
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
I was thinking the same, but maybe he is returning back to his owner.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I wonder where he's taking it. I hope he has someplace safe and dry to go.
#19
Cat Accepts Duck Religon
Russell Romick 3 years ago
When cats are stressed and are in fight or flight, their eyes are wide like that too. so realistically how comfortable is he?
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H G 3 years ago
Thats cute and all but... this cat is just chilling in the bath tub? And the owner hasn't had their throat ripped out??
Gareth Baus 3 years ago
There are a couple of cat breeds that like water.
Load More Replies... Lori Lathrom 3 years ago
I don’t understand why people have to be so negative and assume the worst, or see abuse where there is none. Every cat I’ve had regardless of breed, has loved playing in warm water. Maybe because I bathed them regularly from the time they were kittens.
Issadora Saeteng 3 years ago
THANK YOUUUU!!!!! i always think the same thing like are these people really serious or just being another version of a troll??? Glad you commented on this bc I’m frequently rolling my eyes in disbelief!
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Issadora Saeteng 3 years ago
If you expose cats to water as kittens, they are typically fine with it. Also, some cats like Maine coons for instance are actually Water cats. They are, perhaps historically, used to get water fowl I think? I know it’s some sort of needed survive to some people. They are so fluffy because they have extra undercoat made to handle being in water. They are very sweet and often HUGE. Some grow to sizes of a ‘smaller’ wild cat.
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The Best Way To Advertise Your Garage Sale Nearby
Mark Howell 3 years ago
You said Tuna and sushi, I quit and go to Saatchi & Saatchi, they have noms ;o)
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Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago
If you follow the cat, you'll probably go to three other houses that have been feeding it before you get to the right house.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
A very smart marketing indeed!! I would follow the kitty anywhere hoping he wouldn't take me to a serial killer
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
He is not pleased with his assignment. He preferred to handle the cash instead.
Paola Barbosa 3 years ago
I just imagined the cat taking you somewhere else instead of the garage sale lol
Sue Denham 3 years ago
Breaking News: Local Fire Brigade Called Out To Rescue Fourteen Bargain Hunters Stuck Up A Tree.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
I love the image you created there. Some of the 14 actually made it to the sale, so there were also some random objects in the tree!
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ButterflyMcQueen 3 years ago
That cat looks like he would get suckers to follow him into the woods, and then leave them there
#21
That Puppy Life
Katie Brandon 3 years ago
It may just end up under the tree by the looks of it
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I know I am not the only one who wants to motorboat the little tummies.
Cathy Rossetti 3 years ago
Oh my god! Oh my god! oh my god I can’t stand it I want one but need it to stay small size. 🐾🌹🐾
Aria Lacasella 3 years ago
Look at the parents then look at the kids. So the question here is how tot them to sleep like that.
#22
I'll Just Become A Couch Then
Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago
Absolutely. My lap dog is 70lbs and all elbows.
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Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
Great Pyrenees, I've had two of them. Stubborn SOB's, but great dogs.
Mary Leverett 3 years ago
Had a German Shepherd Dog, thought she was a lapdog, would climb into a chair with me 😉
Leslie Bryant 3 years ago
"Awww, look at this cute little puppy, lets get this one" she said when the puppy was 8 weeks old and 4 pounds.
#23
"We're A Plant Now"
Micah Chips 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Meow-drake, or meow-dragora, is used to return plants who've been placed on the table back onto the floor. It's also quite dangerous. An unhappy meow-drake is fatal to anyone near it.
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Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
When your littles ask where babies come from (and you are going to “enhance the truth” anyway, use the kittens as an example *L*)
Jaylene Wiese 3 years ago
Meanwhile mom is serching the garden center wondering in which pot she left her kids.
#24
His Baby Wears A Head-Shaping Helmet So He's Got The Whole Family Wearing Helmets Now
InfectedVoice 3 years ago (edited)
This isn't like the others, this isn't giving in and accepting, this is a dad supporting his kid like an absolute legend.
Kimberly Gratz 3 years ago
Who puts their baby on the edge of the table? That baby is gonna need that helmet!
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My older brother wore a helmet (like afl players wear when they have had concussion) when he was a baby because his seizures were unpredictable and he was at risk of hitting his head on anything. As the younger sister, who idolised him, I would have loved to have a helmet to wear in solidarity!
Sterling Hill 3 years ago
Love this person who paints awesome helmets for babies that need them https://www.pinterest.com/pin/love-and-the-art-of-baby-helmet-painting--232498399495658871/
#25
My Lamb Doesn’t Like To Be Alone, So He Coaxed The Dog Into The Bathroom While I Was In The Shower And Butted The Door Shut... So All Three Of Us Could Be In My Tiny Bathroom... My Favorite Trip Hazards...
Janina Prado 3 years ago
Actually her name is Joan of Ark, related to Noah. Her other critters are in the front room.
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Debbie Burns 3 years ago
Are we just going to dismiss the fact that using the words my lamb is normal? I want a lamb. How do I get a lamb?
Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 3 years ago
Fair warning, sheep are adorable and very sweet but their heads are made of solid wool and they are incapable of keeping themselves clean. Personally I recommend a pig but that's me.
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Lindsay Ameye 3 years ago
Isn't the dog supposed to herd the lamb instead of the other way around?
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
"My lamb doesn’t like to be alone ..." Oh, you're getting a green arrow for that right there.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I have two dogs and a houseful of cats, but golly... I want a lamb too!
Cathy Rossetti 3 years ago
God forbid. Isn’t it wonderful to be loved like that?More than we know. Be careful so your here for a long time to keep them happy. I’m Cathy from New Rochelle, New York.
#26
I’m Baby Jesus
MarmotArchivist 3 years ago
He made bread and fish to feed 5000, but ate all the fish himself.
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Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
It WAS a stable, so there probably were cats. Nice kitty is warming the baby's bed.
#27
College Life
Mickipickie 3 years ago
Is this Hofstra university? They have a big community of resident cats
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
He's going to sleep thru lecture and then be begging notes off everyone.
IrrelevantNonsense 3 years ago
Actually it’s probably a service animal which is a cool career path imo
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#28
Watchtower
Ladyvischuss 3 years ago
🎵🎵 People let me tell you about my best friend, he's my one boi, my cuddly toy, my and down, my pride and joy....🎵🎵
#29
A Boston Terrier That Hates Getting Its Nails Clipped Is Resigned To Its Fate
MarmotArchivist 3 years ago
This is the home version of those cow hammocks used for hoof care.
Christi Brown 3 years ago
Gold! The inventive lengths we go to to ensure our fur babies are well cared for
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commie pinkofag 3 years ago
I tried this with a cat. You can barely tell my false eye from my real one.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
I thought I was being silly, having to get a vet nurse to come and trim my cat's paws. She's experienced at it, no problem with the previous cat, but this time she had to wrap the cat in a towel to calm her down.
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Featherytoad 3 years ago
I saw a video once of a bald guy who put peanut butter on his head and while the dog was occupied with licking every bit off he trimmed its nails.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
OK, that's a great idea, but which of my bald friends shall I ask to do this favour for me?
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Amber Cook 3 years ago
Yup! We do the same thing with our pug. Screams like a child and like your trying to chop her legs off!
#30
Liquid 4 Life
Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago
Available at any locations with a box and a cat.
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
Yep. They have books and everything about it!
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#31
There's Physics And There's Cat Physics
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Only because it's a cat. They can easily transition between plasma and solid states.
Load More Replies... Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Cats can convince you they are comfortable but you give up your favorite chair. Perfect plan to avoid feeling like you they conned you. They con you every chance the can. That what cats do. Don't fight it. It's in the greater plan.
#32
I Guess I'm A Sugar Glider Tree Now
Uber Mensch 3 years ago
There's worse occupations Proctologist for polar bears come to mind...
#33
I Am A Hat
Briana Landers 3 years ago
God pittbulls are just land seals. Theyre precious fuzzy babies that love to snuggle
#34
This Is My Life Meow
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Yes, but I accept I'm a mere human. My job is to obey the cat, not to question.
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Faith Nicole 3 years ago
Aww. The right photo, the other two are pike ok put him down it's our turn now
#35
I Can't Move Because It's Against Animal Law, Rules Are Rules
Janina Prado 3 years ago
I believe it's also in the Bible. "Tho shallest not disturb the slumber of thy furred family member." Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing here.
Georgia Hebert 3 years ago
Yeah, I think it's in Levitipuss or something.
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I was the "don't want a pregnant cat? person" I had 5 cats give birth within a week, all with 5 kittens each. Nothing like a catwork quilt to keep you warm and toasty in Florida. The local grocery store gave me huge discounts on cases of cat food. People would just drop off their unwanted animals in the middle of the night, knowing I would care for them. Assholes.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
OH... that's a lot of kittens. I am always weighed down with too many animals as soon as the temperature dips below 60. I even tried giving them their own heated throw, but they still prefer to pile on me. Good thing I love them. =^..^=
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Emma Mae Winiarski 3 years ago
Haha when my cat sleeps on my arms or legs and if have to get up to pee or something ill wait as long as I can but if I can't wait ill slowly move little by little as not to wake up the king of the house lol n then I get out and when I come back i put myself back where I was so he never knows I even moved..takes real skill ill tell u that lol
Atchaco-Leigh 3 years ago
Yeah, I had to lay on my bed for about 2 hours because the cat fell asleep on my stomach.
#36
Too Hot Out. Turning Into A Rotisserie Chicken.
Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago
Was that how that worked? Would've come in handy, hiding from aliens in a dining room, pretending to be dinner.
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Joe Reaves 3 years ago
Ah the roadkill position. My staffie used to do that on the patio the second it was warm enough. He loved the sun.
#37
We Got Bored And Our Cat Is A Heavy Sleeper, So We Helped Him Live Up To His Nickname
Troux 3 years ago
My cat loves Cheez-its more than anything in the world. She completely loses all sense of manners when a box is opened, and will dip a paw right down into the bag to start fishing them out.
Ladybug 3 years ago
That is ADORABLE! You just made my day! (BTW this should be higher!) :) ;)
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Tigerpacingthecage 3 years ago
It's not like you have to throw it away just because it was on a cat belly :) would still eat them.
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Play With Crocs Long Enough And You Become Them
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I wonder if he's street legal. Where I live they've really started cracking down.
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Randy Jordan 3 years ago
I thought there were only 2 modes to crocks. I was wrong! There is chill mode, tactical mode and now INGOGNITO!
Enamelcamel 3 years ago
OMG ... the HUMILIATION! He can NEVER travel in Europe again without being an object of ridicule ...
#39
"What's England Like?"
Alex Luiz 3 years ago
But again... As a British person I feel that Fred L has made an accurate assessment.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I had no idea who he was, but I looked him up (thanks for the info) and now I think the post is even funnier.
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Austin Hicks 3 years ago
Should order another drink for your new friend while he sits and waits for a tow truck.
#40
Reevaluating His Occupational Choices Right Here
Amy Watkins 3 years ago
Again, this is Sean Gunn, brother of James Gunn, the director of Guardians of the Galaxy. Sean plays Kraglin in the movie series AS WELL AS being the on-set stand in for Rocket. I think his "occupational choices" are quite lucrative for him!
Georgia Hebert 3 years ago
If I made that much I'd let someone pet me, too. ;)
Load More Replies... InfectedVoice 3 years ago
Batista stuck his middle finger up at me once when I watched WWE live, it was a great moment.
Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 3 years ago
Don't knock that guy -- you wouldn't believe how much he gets paid
Izzy 3 years ago
it's sean gunn -- more than necessary to get him in a lime green leotard and let bautista pet his head like a puppy. tbh i'd do it for a tenner
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Bill Gates Waiting In Line For A Burger Like A Normal Citizen
Anaya Kohli 3 years ago
No he is not a normal citizen, he is the owner of a multi-billion dollar company.
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Lisa Lopez Mejia 3 years ago
It's sad how people think just because you make money you are better than everyone else. He's a regular person. No need to be star struck. And if you are, then maybe you should examine your own life to see why you feel such awe towards another person strictly on those merits.
Mason Parkin 3 years ago (edited)
I'm sorry, did you make a multi billion dollar company? No? Didn't think so. 😑😑😑
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Gigi 3 years ago
When I was a bartender in the mid nineties, he and his wife and board would come in for drinks and such.. (hotel bar). They were super nice. Kinder than most, asked before moving tables, please and thank you, all the things you hope for. I also ran into them at a Round table one while taking out a kids soccer team 😂
BorPand8 3 years ago
Considering how many people think he's, like, an evil genocidal lizard-person Antichrist it seems like it would be a good idea. Maybe it's someone who just looks like Bill Gates?
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sofacushionfort 3 years ago
Bill Gates was never snooty (beyond the typical Seattle freeze). Paul Allen was the imperial personage of Microsoft
Romenriel 3 years ago
I think Gates is doing pretty good work with his charity. Granted, he probably don't even notice the change in his bank account, but it's still helping people and creating jobs. If every ultra-rich guy could be bothered to do something like that, the world would really be a better place.
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Synsepalum 3 years ago
He's at D**k's! A great burger joint in Seattle. Get a deluxe, you won't be disappointed.
LadyManx 3 years ago
And don't forget the milkshakes! This place not only pays a fair wage to it's workers, it has a generous scholarship fund to help all it's workers.
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Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
He has minions. I'm pretty sure he'd also have access to DoorDash and similar. :)
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You're Bottles Now
Random Toad 3 years ago
don't try to drink from these, you will just get slobber all over your face!
#43
“I Need A Price Check!”
#44
Looks Like I'm One Of Them Now
gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago
a stray cat that we call cow (for obvious reasons) used to be scared off by my mother, but now she (my mother) lets cow stay to hunt mice.
TOTALLY not a lizard..or am i? 3 years ago
Fun fact, when i was three, a cow thought my hair was grass and chewed on it. My mother laughed at my tears of terror
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
perfect for one of those "when you lied on your resume but still got the job" memes.
#45
You Have To Either Wipe Or Walk Away Without Wiping. Both Choices Aren’t Pleasant
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Just pull slowly from the bottom... spidey will probably just shuffle along to stay on top of the roll. The only way spiders can hurt you is to bite you, and since you've seen her, it's easy to not be bitten (its the spider you don't see that can hurt you). Spiders need more love.
Nicole Perrin 3 years ago
I will come out without socks on... bc Im not risking it and socks can be replaced
LagoonaBlueColleen 3 years ago
It looks like a wolf spider or a funnel spider. A full grown one.
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#46
So Fluffy!
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Invest in noseplugs. Sheep may be cute, but they smell bad.
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 3 years ago
It's a shame kitty can't do knitting. (Or maybe can but doesn't choose to.)
#47
This Duck Couple Hit The Jackpot
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
BUUUUUUUT, too much bread isn't good for ducks because it doesn't have the right nutrients and can make them weak and unable to fly.
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
How many people in a bad patch of life could that help? I’d be pulling in a truck loading it to the ceiling and handing it out … but that’s just me.
Amy Stone-Chandler 3 years ago
Yet corporations refuse to donate leftover food to starving people. Sigh
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Someone might eat something bad, and get ill, and then sue that corporation, so they'd rather throw it away.
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Anita Pickle 3 years ago
There is a dumpster full of bread EVERY DAY?! How/why? Every day?! Not like a company made a ton of bread one day, found it was contaminated and had to throw it out, but this is an every day thing? Humans are disgusting.
#48
This Is Fine
Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago
Yeah, probably told him it was a good idea
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I think you netted the prize for the best comment, Maree.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I never got the chance to lie in my hammock because my cats were always curled up in it. I think they liked the breeze from below on hot days.
#49
"King Good Boy" To You, Peasants
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
This looks like a thing owners do for their super old dogs before they put them to sleep. Perhaps, in days with more mobility, this dog really loved the water.
Mary Peace 3 years ago
Maybe the dog really loves the water now. Just sits down more.
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I would like to see the dog have a hat to match the one his human wears.
#50
Guy Locks His Head In A Cage In An Attempt To Give Up Smoking. His Wife Has The Only Key And Only Opens It For Meals
Hawkmoon 3 years ago
Coming next: attempt to stop having kids. Pictures will not be avalaible on BP.
A.J Milne 3 years ago
Do you know how much power this woman has? She could eat in front of her husband slowly and drink her wine much slower. The husband is hungry and wants to eat but his wife has the key to his jailed head. After eating she washes her dishes and looks her husband dead in the eye as she watches her fave soap opera. This power is too much!
Kitt Thomas 3 years ago
It’s called trusting her. She wouldn’t do that to him because he trusts her.
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He’s Enjoying A Nap On A Sponge Bed With A Paper Towel Pillow And Cover
Courtney Sanders 3 years ago
Some do. Mine would let herself out of her cage at night while I was asleep, and I'd wake up to find her under my blankets cuddled up next to me every night 😊
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chaotic legal 3 years ago
hope he doesn't have nightmares. That blanket won't be easy to recover! 😂
#52
Floater Baby - Mother Who Was Waiting For Rescue During The Hurricane Shared A Picture Of Her Baby Floating In A Large Plastic Container
Chasen de Heaux 3 years ago
I'd much rather be called "Moses 2.0" than "Floater Baby."
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Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago
"Hush now, my baby. Be still love, don't cry. Sleep as you're rocked by the stream..."
Shay 3 years ago (edited)
But it could be her only chance to become the next Moses!
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#53
This Baby Tortoise Wearing A Raspberry
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Of course... they even have patterns to crochet tortoise cozies... tortoiseta...b8da8d.jpg 
gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago
I thought my life was complete when I saw the cat-in-a-box, but NOW I am complete.
#54
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others!
GoddessOdd 3 years ago (edited)
well who doesn't? I am so jealous of the cat... I want to be surrounded by puppy breath!
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🎶🎵🎶Like a rainbow with all of the colors/ Baby doll, when it comes to a lover/ I promise that you'll never find another like me-e-e-eh🎶🎵🎶
#55
I Am Pillow Now
Samantha Mitchell 3 years ago
Poor donkey, it must have made a milkshake and had all the slow bros come to his yard
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago (edited)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute
#56
I'm A Tax-Paying Citizen Taking Public Transport Now
InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I wouldn't be able to focus on anything else, I would be grinning at the dog like a maniac.
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
This is what Hooman kind is like now. Anyone with a phone can’t be bothered to look up. Thankfully the dog knows better.
Geeki Nikki 3 years ago
Just stay cool Bruno.... no one notices. You're blending in. You belong here.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
The guy sitting behind makes doggo's traveling companion look like he's wearing a tricorn hat. But then I am mostly blind.
#57
What Goes In Doesn’t Always Come Out
#58
This Is Fine...
#59
"Your Master Has Arrived. Step Aside Peasants."
BasedWang12 3 years ago
there might be a duel because apparently that dog in the picture is the master
#60
Police Duty Already?
#61
I Guess I'm A Christmas Tree Now
dIsReSpEcT 3 years ago
just set that bad boy on top of a car and stick your head out the window and sound like a police car and u got your way
#62
When You're Not Her Favourite Child Anymore
#63
Mistakes Were Made
#64
This Alligator
#65
So They Brought A Dog To My Daughter's Kindergarten...
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I used to take my therapy dog to classrooms and libraries... my dog loved it almost as much as the kids!
Disgruntled Panda 3 years ago
Oh come on, this is from the post on kids writing cute descriptions to get shelter pets adopted
#66
Recently Got Specs And No One Told Me This
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
It wasn’t fun initially for me but i started putting my masks at an angle where others would be safe and my glasses don’t fog
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Brandy Vitatoe 3 years ago
Happens when you open the oven or get into a warm car in the winter too
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
I hate opening the oven. There's a millisecond of oh that smells so good and then bam white out.
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Opening hot ovens, draining pasta, walking inside on a cold day, getting on or off the bus on a cold day etc
#67
Recycle
dIsReSpEcT 3 years ago
oh my god i finally found someone who watches Jessie :D
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#68
"I Guess I'm Part Of My Human's Crew Now"
Starflight of the Nightwings 3 years ago
Never seen a dog in a durag. Now my life is complete.
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 3 years ago
I love this pic on so many levels. The way the dog looks at him 🥰
#69
This Is Duke. Duke Tried To Go Through The Cat Door
#70
Guess I'm Your Pottery Supervisor
Pete from Cali. USA 3 years ago
You'll be able to identify their pottery by the random claw marks
#71
Guess I'm Stuck Now
#72
This Guy Bench-Pressing A Goose At L.A. Park
#73
Well...
Leslie Bryant 3 years ago
That poor kitty is in shock. Thinking to herself "I need to get spayed NOW"
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
The car is concerned. He may or may not think he is about to feel the vengeance of a horde of rats avenging their fallen brethren at his paws
#74
“Do You Like My Hat?”
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
He seems quite happy, not pining for the fjords at all.
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Ethan Thear 3 years ago
Was at brisbane markets today and a parrot squawked as loud as f**k and probably louder than a spolied 16 year old girl when he porsche is white not red
Leslie Bryant 3 years ago
That's what a animal activist wears when she wants to put a feather in her hat.
#75
I Guess I Don't Need Ten Fingers
#76
Just Some Dude Casually Chilling On The Ocean Floor Surrounded By Sharks
GlamourGhoul 3 years ago
I would seriously love to do this. Sharks get a bad wrap. They're gorgeous animals and they're butchered by the millions so people can eat their fins in soup, or "traditional medicines". But sharks are the scary ones...🙄
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Yep... here they catch them and kill them for sport. It's heartbreaking.
Load More Replies... TOTALLY not a lizard..or am i? 3 years ago
yeap! I got to pet them at the local aquarium :D
Load More Replies... Leslie Bryant 3 years ago
He is hoping his disguise as a piece of coral is goingvfc to keep working.
#77
I'm Soup Now
Caro Caro 3 years ago
That's hare, but when properly cooked it's delicious!
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#78
When He Really Wants To Be Part Of The Conversation
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
It's too hard to sit in the back and not hear the juicy convo going on in the front!
#79
Better Get Used To Working With A Cat-Arm Now
#80
I Am Chicken
GoddessOdd 3 years ago (edited)
Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a chicken-dog, no time to talk, ah ah ah ah stayin alive.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
"I am chicken, hear me squawk, hear me crow and hear me bawck, watch me rule my roost and strut around my coop!" Couldn't help myself. From the groovy Helen Reddy parody on Sesame Street, "I Am Chicken". Video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_oMjHsmZ24) and full lyrics via my site (https://members.tripod.com/tiny_dancer/chicken.html).
#81
I Bought It To Go On Hikes. She Hates Me
Russell Romick 3 years ago
Why would you buy a human to go on hikes? And why would you strap one to your back?
#82
A Bed Made Of Glass
#83
"Halp, Plz"
#84
Fashion. Look It Up
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
Step One: acquire birb. Step Two: acquire hat
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#85
Having An Alcoholic Dog
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
The exact opposite of my dog, who would cringe away in disgust from any sort of alcoholic beverage. Guess he didn't like the smell.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I had a working dog that spent a lot of time sitting on the porch with me. Often, I would go to take care of customers, and come back and my drink looked like there was some missing. Turns out that big guy would stick his face in any unattended glass and slurp as much as he could before the humans returned.
#86
Becoming The Human Stand
#87
I Didn't Sign Up For This
#88
"Become A Dad They Said, It'll Be Fun They Said..."
#89
50% Bath Sink - 50% Carrot Stew
KimTx🇨🇱🤜🤛🇺🇦 3 years ago
Anyone know what breed(s) this dog is? Looks just like one of ours and we have no clue.
#90
Trash Boye
Samantha Mitchell 3 years ago
Isn't it on the wrong way if he was trying to get into the trash?
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I was awakened in the middle of the night by growling. Both the dog and one of the cats had gotten in the trash can and retrieved a the bone of a steak. They each had an end and neither wanted to let go. The dog was bout 50 lbs., the cat, about 15, and were best friends. Usually. I finally bribed them with other treats, but I was not happy having to take the trash outside at 3 a. m.
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