Like many people I am still waiting for the presenter of some hidden camera TV show to come bounding through the door with his plastic smile, feigning some uncontrollable desire to giggle with delight with this most twisted of ruses. Gleefully announcing to rapturous applause in a can that this has all been some elaborate prank. Much to the relief of a bewildered and traumatised global population. Sadly this is NOT a joke. The only joke here is how the American political system has allowed this bravado shitting, bullshit factory a stage on which to blow his fucktrumpet all the way to the Oval Office. To blow it so loud, like some Pied Piper for morons, that a whole bunch of disgusting creatures are crawling out the woodwork of a rotting coffin we had hoped was buried for good. This cartoon may be the actual joke presented here but this may also be glimpse into the future of a Donald Trump presidency.

President Trump: Day One