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Middle and high school are full of constant references to the nebulous world of college, where iron-willed professors typically rule over the student body. Then you get there and everyday occurrences seem to be taken out of discarded sitcom scripts. 

Netizens share their hilarious, chaotic and relatable thoughts on what going to college is really like. From zany professors, terrible diets to academic burnout and late night shenanigans, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite examples and be sure to add your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my previous profession a guy who was on the fast track nearly lost his job becaues of this outlook, was tasked with training up 6 individuals and told them if all of them pass he's not doing his job. Failed ALL of them because they didn't do the exam in the order he told them and was booted from training people forever. What a b*****d

censorshipsucks
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one of these at university. A statistician. He was a dîck. He's dead now. No correlation.

María Hermida
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No correlation between being a statistician and being a dîck? Between being a statistician and being dead? Or between being a dîck and being dead?

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Corvus
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some classes just are pretty hard, even if the professor is good. Different subjects - different difficulty.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean yes and no. For a difficult class it is all about hard work but a good professor has things explained well so that you can learn. You need to study a lot but you can because everything has been provided to you. As opposed to having messy lectures with too little information provided about the most important and complicated aspects. Or I've even had professors who would not mention things on purpose to prove that we are lazy or that we should have found ourselves a different degree because we're clearly unprepared. Which doesn't make any sense and I'm talking about stuff as simple as just writing down a formula so we can follow the whole exercise actually but no. So I think even if the subject is difficult, a professor who would make it harder than it has to be is not a good professor. Even if they don't want you to fail, they are just not committed enough to take some time and write additional steps or more examples so that you can better understand literally anything

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Lyone Fein
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Professors who brag like this are doing it precisely to get people to drop their class. They want fewer exams and papers to grade.

Riley Quinn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't agree with this more. Some professors forget that we're paying through the nose (some for years) to be properly taught/trained. They are providing a paid service. If I wouldn't tolerate that haughty attitude from a store clerk, I sure am not tolerating it from someone I'm spending thousands of dollars on.

shankShaw deReemer
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a psych professor at USC-Columbia who gave t-shirts to the three highest grade earners, which he had to curve two letter grades from the get-go. He wrote the textbook as well. He was a real PRiCK and he knew it. I barely passed. Steer clear of professors who write the course textbook. ARGH!

BossyCloud
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally I've experienced the flip side of your textbook dilemma - many of my profs wrote their textbooks and gave out the pdf for free rather than publishing it

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StrangeOne
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had High School teachers like this. Unsurprisingly, I wouldn't pass their class.

Steve Hall
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the other hand, when the instructer tells you there are no adjectives in accounting, believe him.

talliloo
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

had a professor that did this kind of announcement first class. it was for an english class. but, he followed up with the fact that if we stuck through it we would become effective writers. class had 28 students that day. next day, there were six. he was right. it was tough but he was fair.

MR
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember having a GE class that, on paper, seemed pretty simple. Professor on the first day handed out the curriculum with essays, reports, and major presentations galore. I noped TF out of there so fast. Took it over the summer instead and it was breeze.

Happy Onion
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True! I used to tell my students that it was a lot of material and it was a lot of work and it was the most fun class in the entire program. At the end of every semester, they agreed. And almost all of them passed and did well! (Still makes my heart happy.)

BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a law professor that on his first class told us that his course is the most difficult to pass ...oh well we all passed apart from a fellow student that dropped the law school to become a full time chef. Yep his food is marvellous btw

Tim Douglass
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a lot of disciplines classes are deliberately extra hard and they let you know up front. Fields like engineering and medicine try to weed out those who won't succeed very early, so the lower level classes are designed to to fail a certain amount. The comment on how hard it is to pass is to put you on notice that if screw around and waste their time you won't be passing, they need maximum effort. By second or third year the entire vibe is different.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different subjects have different difficulties and for some the warning is appropriate. The pass rate of the NY bar is 42%. I took graduate Optics with 11 other students. Only 1 person passed and it was their 2nd time taking the course. They helped make the JWST. No one can be talented in every field and there is no shame in admitting your limitations.

ADZ
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a professor that was delusional and thought we lived in the matrix so any idea around that he based subjects on. He eventually quietly got fired as student evaluation got introduced at this time. I was one of only 25 of 176 students to pass (barely), glad I loved and repeat watched the matrix growing up.

Max Fox
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My only problem here is that the person writing the note has the common, but erroneous belief that classes, especially the more difficult ones, are for "conveying information". They are about learning how to think. They are about acquiring new tools for analysis and understanding material. That being said, the point of a class is to teach as many as you can. If most of the class is failing that means that either you are a crappy teacher or the material is not appropriate for the level that most of the students are at.

shankShaw deReemer
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The college English classes I teach are tough, but if students do all their work and are typically doing their best, 9/10 times, they're going to pass. Little to no work=a failing grade.

Gabby Ghoul
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dearly wish I had received this advice while in university.

Sarel Seerower
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

College is meant to be hard. Even with a good professor. If it were easy, everyone would have a degree. Stop being so sensitive.

Amy
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dropped a class because the professor told us on the first day that only 50% would pass and no one would get an A. Why bother putting in the effort when you’re already set up to fail?

Michael Largey
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The son of a friend of mine was having trouble in a course. The father drove down to campus to talk to the professor, and the professor asked him "How many times has your son taken this course?" "Why, this is his first time," replied the father. The professor said "Oh, it usually takes two or three tries to pass this class." And he was thought that was something to be proud of.

Charlotte
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His daddy went and talked to the professor? And the professor didn’t push him out the door with a firm “I cannot discuss a student’s academic performance with anyone other than the student”?

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL - many professors we know (hubby was one for 40 years) pull this stunt the first day just to weed out the slackers and people looking for an easy ride. Then they normalize after the non-serious drop. This way they can let waitlisted students in that really want to be there. We laugh about it.

The Original Bruno
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's the idea. These courses are usually required for engineering, physics, comp scim etc. and are an enormous reason why there are so few women in those fields. American universities use gatekeeping courses, often organic chemistry or a special version of Calculus or Physics to keep out students who they feel would not be likely to succeed in the program. Problem is that they keep out women, Blacks, and anyone else who isn't 100% positive they belong. I have ADD; I dropped a Calculus course after getting 10% on an early test where I used a mathematically correct way of achieving a mathematically correct answer 9 out of 10 times. 70% was passing. I later found out he passed just about everyone who hung in until the end. The rest of the university was going crazy trying to fight racism, sexism, etc. with required political indoctrination courses, Soviet-style purged curricula, etc.,

The Original Bruno
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you doubt the scope of this, even by the time I graduated decades ago, women made up a significant majority of college graduates in America, including high-pay, challenging programs like biology or business. Girls are more likely to say math is their favorite subject, and similarly likely to boys to say they enjoy science. And yet women make up only 14% of engineering school graduates, and similarly low percentages of physics, chemists and computer scientists. (I think their numbers have actually started to improve in computer science, but I'm not sure.)

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing traumatized me more in college than having to take 2 math classes due to a "general education" requirement. And one of them was freakin' calculus! I still can't believe I passed it :D

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this so true though? Can someone explain. Is it because of aging?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 61, with a PhD, was a professor for 20 years and I still have those dreams!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non-American I had to google what the ACT was and then went into a rabbit hole of googling SAT vs ACT . It feels alien because round my parts we all take the same test, the "bac" short for "baccalauréat", an exam instituted in France by Napoleon himself in 1808 and then widely copied continent-wide under many different names. As it happens, in my country, Romania, it's named the exact same. And that's just to finish high-school and get your diploma. And then, because I decided to be an architect, I had to take an extra admission exam specifically for that university. And for the latter, I even remember the date: September 9, 2001. You can probably guess why I remember it - the next day after the test I went out with friends to celebrate, got back early in the morning and slept until 3 something PM. Walked in the living room just in time to see the second plane hit the WTC...

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First, ask her if one of their parents owns the company where her "dream job" would be located. One never knows.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to a college with more students than my entire town's population. Overwhelmed, on the first day I stood in the quad with a map in my hand crying. Finally, someone stopped and asked me what was the matter. I said I couldn't find my class, and they said, that's nothing to cry about and walked away.

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Gustav Gallifrey
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is something that college/university DOES teach you: you're not the hot-shot you thought you were, lower your expectations.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My college had "Happy Friday Guy". Dude riding on an electric scooter (like Razor brand stand up scooter, no seat), dressed in a superhero cape & eye mask. Shouting as loud as he could around campus "HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!" Someone eventually gave him a Tshirt with the official HFG logo superman style. We loved him.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still wonder what happened to 1000 word essay on Byzantian Christianity me 10 years ago and me now that takes a day to reply to "wyd"

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do this in the breakroom at work too. Throws the whole room off when a newbie doesn't know better and everyone moves their seat because of it.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow that's advanced. Our idiots are still emailing attachments around with no version control.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serious: One of my professors escaped out of East Germany and came to the US. Gives you a whole different perspective on life.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heh, some of my college photos, taken in the dorm room, do have visible collections of empty wine bottles sitting on top of the wardrobe, like they are trophies :D

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I do this on work meetings, e.g. "(colleague) sneezed twice."

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm about to be a freshman... for high skl--everything comparing HS to college here is making me nervous, is it really that bad?

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Gustav Gallifrey
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'No boys past 2am'? Is that code for 'your boyfriend can do anything you both consent to under this roof, except wake up here'?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feels like a minor annoyance in high school... but like vile torture in college.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Miss the days of eating random junk whenever because you're pope, gain no weight, not constipated from it and your body doesn't feel like it's dying because you skipped veggies for a day.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More students should use office hours. It's a great opportunity to stand out in the professor's mind, to get your questions addressed, to earn participation points, to get one-on-one tutoring, and to get hints about how to most effectively study the course material.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, classes in college are harder and likely longer. For example, some of my classes back then were 3 hours long, with small break in-between. So I could only take like 2 classes max a day.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One thing that was better than high school was that people's opinions of you mattered less and less as time went on.

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