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We all know that parents lie sometimes. From small white lies to much bigger things, probably all of our parents have 'warped the truth' at least a little at some point or another. However, some experiences are much more serious than others, and the falsities that our parents tell us end up hurting a lot or changing our understanding of the world around us.

This online user decided to get some stories from people by asking them about the lies their parents told them, and it led to all kinds of interesting tales. Some are funny, some are pretty horrible, and some might make you question why some people are even parents. If you have anything similar to share, please feel free to do so in the comment section below!

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That I can be whoever I want to be.

Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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We got an interview with Dr. Rosina McAlpine, and she answered some questions about why parents lie to their kids in the first place: "There are many reasons why parents choose to lie to their kids at times. It can be as loving and innocent as wanting to share the magic and joy of believing in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy at one end, right through to wanting to protect their children by not sharing financial issues or health issues with them so as not to stress or frighten them. Then there are the lies parents make up to scare children into 'compliance,' like 'If you don't behave, we will call the police to take you to jail' or 'If you're not good, Santa won't bring you presents' or 'If you cross your eyes in the wind, they will stay like that!'"

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    #2

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Re: bullies.

    "Just ignore them and they'll go away."

    No it doesn't. It just makes them laugh so they do it more.

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    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullies COUNT on you 'turning the other cheek' or 'taking the high road' or whatever else people want to call it. Because it means that there are no consequences for their actions. 'Silence means assent' is the bullies' creed, because as long as no one stops them it means it is ok for them to continue.

    Nikki138
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an adult now but how many times in Middle School did I hear from the Vice Principal " Keep your nose clean" ' just ignore " They never took bullying in the mid nineties as seriously as they do now

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    Aboredpanda
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I punched a bully in the stomach when he decided to try that s**t on my private time, outsider of school. He got in my face, I said nothing, just punched him and walked away. He stood there making gasping noises bent over, and I didn't look back. He never bothered me again. He was a coward. But there was a psycho who would physicslly attack me in school, I'd never have laid a finger on that unstable MFer, he would have snapped and beaten me bloody. I have no doubt about that. He was unhinged. So for fighting back I'd say choose very carefully: Is it just for show for others so they'll feel cool, or does that person just want a punching bag? If the latter; you'd better make damn sure that's a fight you're litterally going to win, or else be careful. Some people are a******s, and some are just dangerous. The unhinged one later became a drug addict and I'm sure there was something messed up going on in his life, but that's never an excuse. He's one of the few people I've never felt sorry for. I wish him unwell.

    Zophra
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wise advice. Everyone suggests just "fight back"- this is better.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for “sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me”. Absolute B******T. Words hurt just as much—-and potentially stay with you and affect you for the rest of your life. The saying should be “broken bones will heal, but cruel words can hurt forever”.

    Hedgielover98
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was "they just want to be friends but don't know how" ssurreee

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was bullied a lot by this one guy till I jabbed him with scissors and drew blood. He didnt f**k with me after that.

    Some rando dude
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing you can do to a bully is look at their family history, and just roast them in front of a big crowd. Edit: spelling error

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hahaha She's not even crying. Probably because she's so used to people picking on her." - heard from one of the random bullies in my home ec. class. Who went to a different school and just picked on me (as well as others in my class) just because she thought she was so tough. She punched my friend in the nose for no reason, in class and wasn't kicked out of the course for good.

    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too tried the 'ignore them' strategy. Wouldn't even react when they threw things at me in class. They thought it was funny that I 'didn't notice' and would throw even more to see if it would make anything happen.

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    Igor914624
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The QB then vowed revenge for their losing season. So every day for the last month of school, he told me he was going to kick my @ss on the last day of school. On the last day, I took off my sock, and dropped a big bottle of elmers glue in it. Then I put it in my back pocket. I beat the QB out the door, and when he emerged, I had that glue bottle at full swing. Caught him in the left side of the jaw, breaking it. He spent the whole summer with his jaw wired shut, and unable to eat anything but carnation instant breakfast and scrambled eggs. He lost weight and was unable to work out. So he lost is starting position on the team. They had another bad year the next school year, and I got the reputation as a "sneaky bastard" that won't fight fair. How is a 200 LB guy beating up on an 85 LB guy fair? but after that, the bullies left me alone.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is the "he's picking on you because he likes you" cr@p adults liked to say when I came to them for the millionth time because so and so took my jacket/notebook/pencil AGAIN and punched me/tried to push me down the stairs.

    TeaAndWhimsy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or saying 'they're just jealous' like of what? I was tiny and mousy and wore hand me downs... beat response I've heard is to ask what their problem is and try to mock talk to them like you're their therapist

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    Fiona Matthews
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as you realise that this is a 'pattern' in their behaviour you should make a scene by screaming at them, and a quick jab to the throat works wonders in changing perspectives

    Karen B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately bullies are very quick to be the victims or not understanding why there where a outburst out of nothing. Grown ups (or authority figure, in case of adults) will believe the bullies way to often. And you will come out punished or belittled. Way to much experience with bullies, as a kid and adult.

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    Ma Fra
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always told our son we have his back when it's self-defence, whatever the school says. After two years of being bullied and the school ignoring the problem, my husband told the teacher he had given our son permission to punch the other kid in the face and I quote: " 'till his nose bleeds." There was no blood involved, but the bully stopped.

    Jason Marin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told a variation of this one. "If you ignore them, they'll leave you alone." NO...THEY...WON'T!

    Igor914624
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 10th grade, we moved states. I was 4ft 9 inches tall and weighed maybe 80 lbs. At the new school, I was placed in a class with all the football players and the cheerleaders. The football coach was the teacher. On the first test, I got a 98 and blew the bell curve. So a bunch of football players and cheerleaders failed, so the couldn't play. The team lost their next game very badly. So I got the typical threatening intimidation from the 5' 11" 250Lb defensive nose guard that failed the test. "You caused us to lose the game. I am gonna kick your a*s after school." He wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box. He was leaning against the lockers while saying this. Well, the hinged side of my locker door was on his side. He leaned in to threaten me some more, and I slammed the locker door in his face as hard as I could. I broke his nose. He couldn't play football for the next 8 weeks while it healed. That gained me detention, and ruined the teams complete season. Continued:

    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I quickly learned that the best way to deal with bullies is violence. Also, a hammer helps

    Giulia Fortunati
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to tell them: "I think there's a misunderstanding: you think I can't beat your a*s and make it look like an accident..."

    Catte West
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sixth grade. Would not leave me alone. Sat behind me, leaning forward to harass me. I picked up my heavy Social Studies book and hit hard as I could over my head and behind. He howled in pain and never bothered me again. Oh, this was after teacher and parent intervention failed to stop him. Sometimes you just gotta put the hurt on.

    Steve Riddle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Turning the other cheek" is a primitive religious idea that's pure fantasy.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it was better to perfect the most withering stare I could possibly manage and hit them with that instead of trying to come up with a good retort. Eventually they got bored with me and everyone else came to the conclusion that I had forgotten how to talk.

    Dorothy Stovall
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MOM taught me to pick the biggest one and beat the cr*p out of them the first time, then you'll allegedly be good for the rest of the year. She even told me that if the police got involved she'd back me??? Yeah,I looked like an adult in 5th grade, but thought I would seriously hurt someone if I "went off." I never did and suffered bullies all through school.

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way is to fight back. I was the skinny guy with glasses, but I would go berserk. Nothing is as scary for a bully as somebody who doesn't care about getting hurt themselves, so long as they also hurt th ebully too. Bullies are, first and foremost, cowards.

    Parriah
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you return their meaness with kindness you will make a friend out of them...um nope

    Lea
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ignore them in a way that expresses that you 110% are not bothered it works. Like they pick on people they get a rise out of. If look bothered or are not a good actor and try to ignore them it doesn't work.

    JE Cummings
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who bullied me as a child didn't stop until the day I broke one of their noses.

    Jason Marin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's the saying "Violence doesn't solve anything." Well, clearly that was a lie. You had a problem and you used violence to solve it.

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    Mysteria
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told this a lot as a child. Cut forward to me now in high school. Pent up rage has made me kinda bloodthirsty, honestly itching for anyone to give me a reason to attack them. I guess as a way to get back at bullies or something.

    Karnevil4
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punch them in the face, and they cry and tell teacher, and you're the one who gets punished

    Stephanie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fight back. in middle school this one boy kept knocking my books out of my hand. I got tired of it one day and threw one of the books at him. he never did it again. hit them back

    Hannah
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody starts bullying you, record it. Anytime you're around them record it. Dont let yourself respond in kind. Make sure that recorder hears you asking them politely to stop. When they don't (because they wont.)record yourself telling a teacher or principal. Don't tell them about the recorder yet. Do this multiple times. THEN, (with a parent if possible) bring it to the principal, "school board, whoever you can and tell them. This person has been f*cking with me and I have done everything in my power to make them stop. The teachers have done nothing to help. I have repeated occurrences of this. I want real measures taken." My sisters boyfriend did this. Twice. First time, the kid got suspended and was forced to switch classes when he came back. When it started up again and the teachers STILL refused to do anything about it, he took THAT recording and threatened to sue the school. Kid was expelled almost immediately.

    CammyCat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Usually, the only way is to stand up to them, and sometimes it takes more than once

    Zane Lumagrowl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school counselor told me "if you tried to make friends with them, they'd be nicer to you"... Why would I try making friends with people who are cruel to me?

    Steven Bennett
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went the Liam Neeson route, 30 years before there was a Liam Neeson: "I can't stop you from beating me up, but when I take my revenge--and I will take it--you won't ever see it coming, and it will be worse than anything you can imagine." Everyone knew I was the school chemistry nerd, so no one dared cross me. (And just to be clear, this was long before the days of school shootings or pipe bombs, so it wasn't that kind of threat--the bullies believed I would come up with some much more exotic form of chemical revenge.)

    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found kicking a bully in the balls, as hard as I could, made them leave me alone.

    StarlightPanda!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd try to do the right thing and tell a grownup. Half the time, my teachers would just look the other way. Thanks for sticking up for us.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    edit: Just to clarify, those who believe that you ignore it and they go away.

    lemsip
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had neighbours who ganged up on me as I didn't want to hang out with them. This was six years ago in the summer as they were hanging out in the communal garden almost 24/7. The worst was that I had to put my bicycle away there in a row of sheds so either I stopped riding it or I would park it by the nearby shops and then go out at midnight to bring it back to put away in my shed. The following summer was too hot for them to hang out in so that was a blessing. I was told by my solicitor they would give up on me eventually if I ignored them but when I ignored them they stepped up the harassment as they knew which buttons to push to get me to snap. Well two years ago two of them moved out after one of them decided to keep himself to himself and not hang out with them anymore. I only see that one when he walks his dog or goes out to buy food.Yes they eventually give up on harassing you if you ignore them but that could take up to two to five years.

    lemsip
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Some bullies give up easily. I was being harassed so much by neighbours when they got together & they didn't give up easily. When I did ignore them for weeks they just stepped up the harassment to get me to react as they knew which buttons to press. Thank goodness two of them moved out and one of them now keeps himself to himself.

    RedMarbles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is another in-between technique that can be effective in certain circumstances. For bullying that isn't threatening violence, but is more of a "picking on" situation, it can really take the wind out of the bully's sails to respond with a "that's right" type response to what they're saying to you and then to carry on with what you were doing. They don't get to see you upset or attempting to ignore them. It can really make the bully look stupid and the "victim" look confident enough to be a bad target, especially if the response is done in a tone that isn't challenging or angry, but more like you're mildly amused but dismissive of a lame attempt to belittle.

    K Tigress
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a wise way to end bullies. Do the research. My research, I found out that making a portrait/artwork of what you thought of them as usually stops them cold. Just make sure you do a real good job. Telling someone " make my life more miserable and you'll make even more money for me" . As a last resort look for the right time to punch them in the face. In the end do your research. Not all of these techniques will work since some are just too dumb to get the message. 😛

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "they're only bullying you because they're jealous". No, they're not.

    lemsip
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bully for all sorts of reasons but envy might be a reason. Being an easy target is another reason.

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    Heather W
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have a guy call me Head Nodder because of my Tourette's. Got everyone laughing at me. One day I pointed him out to my Mom when she was dropping me off at HS and she just said "You're letting someone who looks like Howdy Doody pick on you?" (Before my time, but common knowledge who Howdy Doody was.) As I walked up to the doors and he announced to his large group "Hey look, it's Head Nodder!" They all start to laugh. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Shut the f*ck up you Howdy Doody lookin Mother F*cker." His friends started cracking up and he never said another thing to me.

    Katiekat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up a fat girl, I always used power, control, and dominance as a last resort, but found they worked, every single time. I hated doing it, but the moment I did, bullies backed off and backed down. Bullying gave me a spine of steel and a mouth like a sailor. Thanks, bullies, you made me stronger than you could ever hope to be, damn near unbreakable.

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taekwondo lessons should be taught in 7th grade. It would stop bullying very effectively.

    WonderWoman
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In schools, there needs to be more consequences for bullying. Teachers see it, and for the most part, ignore it, and the bullies know this and take it as permission to continue.

    Zophra
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a HS teacher, I am very sensitive to bullied students. But sometimes the victim is also a bully. There are some hard cases where it is not definite which side to take.

    Hugh Cookson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always taught to face bullies down - if that doesn't work, get your retaliation in first. I never got bullied all the way through my time at prep then boarding school (all boys English Grammar school, quite a 'boisterous' place ) ; a total of 9 years, including having two of my brothers come to the same school after me ; funnily enough, they never got bullied either !! BTW, I'm not particularly big / threatening or nuts, just very assertive.

    crowspectre (he/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's literally no way out of this s**t. If you fight, you're blamed, and they're better than you anyways. If you let it get to you, they're satisfied and keep returning for that satisfaction. If you ignore them, they keep doing it because there's no consequence. There is no way out.

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    #3

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Hardwork will get you what you want or where you want always.

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    Dr. McAlpine also shared whether she thinks lying to kids is good or bad: "As a mum, I have NO REGRETS lying to our son about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. This brought our son and our whole family so many wonderful years of magic and joy. Sure, it wasn't easy when we had to tell him it was all 'kind of a lie.' Only 'kind of,' as in a way it wasn't a lie. It was a way of sharing the wonder of setting goals and making wishes, and that our wishes can come true (even if it is Mum or Dad putting presents under the Christmas tree at first). But later on in life, it provides the groundwork for setting goals, dreaming big, and allowing for miracles to happen!"

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) That adults know what they are doing.

    31 and I feel like a chicken with his head cut off.

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Pretty much everything religious.

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    Dr. Rosina McAlpine continues: "However, apart from Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, I do not believe in lying to our child about anything. I may withhold information if he is too young to understand - if it isn't age-appropriate - BUT I will not lie. I do my best to answer his questions as fully as I can and as truthfully as I can using age-appropriate language - even the difficult conversations of 'Will you die?' or 'Where did I come from?'"

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Always trust the adults.

    Yeeaaah, no.

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    #7

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) The government is good and there to help you

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    BeepBeepBoopBoop
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then why won't the government make a minimum wage enough to pay rent 😭 (I would prefer not to have arguments in the replies please)

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    We also asked Dr. McAlpine what problems a person could grow up with if they are lied to too much: "Children learn their values from their parents and family. Lying to children tells them lying is OK - my parents did it, so I can do it. Hiding the truth from their children tells children it is fine to hide the truth from their parents.

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    Open communication from parents supports open communication from children." When asked at what age parents should start being completely truthful to their kids, the expert said: "Always... Trust builds over time... It is hard to regain trust once it is lost."

    #8

    "You can be anything you want when you grow up."

    That's not true. Some people just don't have what it takes to be a fighter pilot, doctor or cop.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to be a dragon rider, but no, stupid discriminatory rules because some idiot thought vampires like dragon blood! Everyone knows it tastes terrible and has horrible side effects! My friend died from a dragon blood overdose, do you really think I want anything to do with that? And besides, why would I hurt a dragon?

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) That a degree would open all the doors and knowing about politics, history and general stuff would make me an interesting person and that socializing was a waste of time. Nowadays I work for a big4 but I have the personality of a boiled potato. And they have the nerves to ask why I don't have a girlfriend or more friends at 27. Teach your kids social skills. Studying is not everything

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    #10

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) You’ll want kids when you’re older.

    One day you’ll understand that we only spank you because we love you.

    Sex before marriage will ruin you.

    Homosexuality is wrong.

    If you really want something the best way to get it is pray really hard.

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll want kids when you’re older. It's now scientifically confirmed that this is bogus in most cases. They made a big survey with thousands of people and asked them if they wanted children when they were young and if that changed when they grew older, and the consensus was that the decision is stable into aduldhood and that people who let others pressure them into having kids despite not really wanting them were regretting it

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    #11

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) HS teachers: "That stuff won't fly in college"
    College: ✈️✈️✈️✈️

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    Nora Petricien
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is college really that easy ??? I'm in a french university and it's a billion times harder than high school.

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    #12

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) That you gotta have respect for you elders.... Don't get me wrong you gotta have respect for everyone but I'm only gonna give what you give me. If you are a b******e ima be a b******e

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) "Work hard and you'll get ahead." We do not live in the world our parents thought we would. It's about working smarter, not harder.

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    Some rando dude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's smarter to go into an apprenticeship like plumbing or mechanic that pays you to learn than pay college to learn and get a degree you'll never use

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    #14

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) You won't always have a calculator

    Sad-Raise-754 , thichas Report

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    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the thing. In my job, you see a lot of 'black box' users. Meaning they push a button, get a number and go 'well that must be the right answer.' But if you don't know HOW it is getting that answer, you don't know if that number really is right. Same goes even for basic math on a calculator. If you don't understand math, how do you know your calculator worked? How do you know you didn't miss enter something? Or even just that the program had a random glitch? Just because you have a calculator doesn't mean it is ok to not learn math. Further, a lot times what you are learning is not just how to do math, but how to approach problems in general. Figuring out how to solve that math problem on your homework gives you strategies for figuring out how to solve other problems in completely different areas of your life.

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    #15

    "If you don't react when people bully you, then they don't have power over you anymore."

    Because that's absolute b******t. It also encouraged my bullies to keep upping the ante and doing worse s**t until I exploded with rage/frustration, which always got ME into more trouble than it did them for bullying me in the first place. Apparently, a 'lady' is always able to hold in her feelings when she's being mistreated and fighting back against bullies isn't considered ladylike.

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    Neuridivergent
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter kicked a bully in the stomach. But not because he bullied her but because he bullied her trans friend. I wasn't sure how to respond to that story because the school didn't know about it.

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    #16

    "you have the worst teeth ive ever seen!"


    Said to 9 year-old me by a tenured dentist who had surely seen worse teeth. She probably did it to scare me into improving my brushing habits. What it ACTUALLY did was make me fear the dentist and stopped me from going for 8 years.


    F**k you Doctor Newton

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    Lakota Wolf
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just talking to my mom today about anxiety regarding the dentist/dental visits. One of the very FEW things my mom did right when I was a kid was get me used to going to the dentist for checkups/etc. when I was very young, and she picked an excellent pediatric dentist. I'm very fortunate that I've never had ANY fear or anxiety about visiting the dentist. I've never had a cavity, and I can fall asleep during dental cleanings XD My mom gets mega anxiety, as does my ex. My ex has to take Valium before an appointment just to get through it :( I feel for people who have anxiety with dentists. I guess my mom must have had a moment of actual parental care/love and didn't want me to have anxiety about the dentist, like she did.

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    #17

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) I should listen to my mother. She was wrong most of the time.

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    Raine Soo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late mother was old school. When I couldn't take wearing my heavy Coke-bottle bottom glasses anymore, I decided to get contact lenses. I must have been about 22 at the time. I casually mentioned this to my mother, and she said: "Oh, no! Once you put those things in your eyes, you'll never get them out, and you'll go blind! I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone's son, so for sure that's the truth!" I still wear contacts to this day. It was the best thing I ever did for my eyes.

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    #18

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) You'd be so pretty if you just lost weight.

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    Lil Potato
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll are BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS STUNNING and PERFECT no matter what you weigh and I hope you realize that <3

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Cracking your fingers make you get arthritis

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told it makes your knuckles bulge. Never actually happened though. The cracking sound is not actually bones you're hearing. It's the bubbles formed in the cartilage popping that you hear. If it were your bones they would quickly erode.

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    #21

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) "It's a sin not to go to church *every* Sunday. Remember, God is watching you."

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    Alecto76
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God is watching the church crowd go out to brunch after church and abuse the waitstaff.

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    #22

    If you are honest, work hard, are virtuous, and treat people well you will get ahead in life. Its bull s**t... the people who get ahead in life are almost the exact opposite

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    Lotus Flower in Space 🪷‍
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cynicism is not bad, but should be doled out in doses. I think the healthier attitude is to not focus on what others are doing and keep going for yourself and because it’s worthy.

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    #23

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Just be yourself and people will like you

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) My mom always said "who wants to be beautiful has to suffer" while she untangled my hair with a comb. It's a Dutch saying, but it's so weird thinking about it now. It was also never said to my brothers

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom just told me to shut up and stop moving my head when she would put my hair in tight buns for ballet class.

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    #25

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Go to College and you will get your dream job.....

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    Some rando dude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would much rather have a job that pays me tons of money. Fortunately, my dream job is to be a plumber, so I've got the best of both worlds!

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    #26

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) “No harm in asking”, boy did that get me in trouble…

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    Some rando dude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that kinda depends on what you're asking. I wonder what this person asked.....

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    #27

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Women can’t cut straight lines (especially in cheese and bread) because of their elbows.

    You can’t use tampons unless you’re not a virgin.

    Children always have the exact same blood type as the father and If it’s different, the mother cheated.

    ‘Hons’ after a persons qualifications means it’s honorary and they didn’t actually earn a degree.

    You can’t have measles if you’ve had chicken pox and vice versa.

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    #28

    I think it's more that I wasn't told anything, not how to respect people, present myself or even look for jobs. Asking my parents it was always "school was ment to teach that"

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    #29

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) If you open the fridge for too long and the beeping noise starts beeping , the fridge is gonna explode

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    Illustrious G
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolol, I love this one! I can just imagine the parents getting so annoyed by the kids standing with the fridge door open and beeping and coming up with this gem!

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    #30

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) That you can't be full unless you eat bread. Carbs actually make you hungrier. Protein fills you up.

    Also: if you drink coffee, you'll grow a tail. Don't ask me where I'm from.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bread line was because it was cheaper to fill up with bread. when poor you do what you can to keep hunger away.

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    #31

    My great grandmother was from Liverpool, and her maiden name was Harrison. My Aunt told us that George Harrison was our cousin. Turns out there were lots of people in Liverpool named Harrison, not all of them were related.

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    #32

    If the ice cream truck is playing music it is out of ice cream. I use it on my kids now as well.

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why not just tell them "No, not this time. Sorry." or "Do you have enough from your allowance to buy it yourself?" Kids need to hear no, and learn they can't have everything just because it's there.

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    #33

    My parents and teachers pretty much taught me that all teasing was the same as bullying.

    Some of those kids were mean a******s, they were bullies, but most of them were just kids kidding around -- you know, acting like...*kids.* They teased their friends, they teased their siblings, everyone. It's how kids relate to each other.

    Making me feel like normal interactions with my peers was bullying made me so thin-skinned that I felt anything but an overt compliment was a personal attack.

    I was sweet as sugar but probably came across as a humorless prig and a total killjoy to most kids. Who wants to be friends with a spineless people-pleaser?

    However, it is worth noting that my parents and teachers thought I was a model of good behavior. So they got what they needed - someone who never made any trouble or tested any boundaries.

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) Just about 95-99% of everything I was told is wrong or ill-informed.

    Something I think children are missing these days: you’re *meant* to be smarter than your parents.

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    Lotus Flower in Space 🪷‍
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context and nuisance doesn’t mean wrong. Also, children aren’t smarter than most adults because they lack lived experience for the most part. I was abused from birth and thus very street smart, but it took me until I was in my late 20s to learn how to apply that with intelligence.

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    #35

    That it was illegal to drive with the lights on the inside of the car turned on

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    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can actually be semi-true. If the light glares on the windshield it would be considered obstruction or distracted driving. So while there is no law specifically stating that you can't drive with the inside light on, if it affects the driver then yes it is illegal.

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    #36

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) If I keep making that face it will get stuck like that turns out I’m just ugly

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) If you don’t study you will become nothing. I broke my a*s studying and still I’m nothing…

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    Some rando dude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't talk like that to yourself. You're always going to be something to someone.

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    #38

    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) "When you are an adult, you will regret your childhood. It is the best part of life."

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    #39

    "if you say stop, the person will stop"

    more of an implication but basically they said that

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My experience has always been that if you ask someone to stop doing something you find annoying it's absolutely guaranteed to make them do it every chance they get. ( "Could you please turn down that music, I'm trying to concentrate." -- *cranks it as loud as it will go*. )

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) I got this BS all through school. "I'll let this slide, but don't think you'll get away it next year..." "You can do this now, but don't think it'll happen in Middle School..." "Don't expect to get away with this in High School..." "Yeah, we'll let this go in High School, but if you think you'll get that sort of accomodation in college/the real world...(evil laugh)". Eventually, I caught on that it was more dependent on the teacher's attitude rather than anything else. Small example, in high school I couldn't remember the name of a town on a test, but I could remember everything else, even drew the diagram the teacher had the board in the margin, just to prove I had paid attention that day. Still got marked wrong. In college, similar brain fart, couldn't recall a place name, but I put as much description as I could otherwise. Professor gave me half credit.

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    Jenn C
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we learning this thing (often math)? You'll have to know it for next year. Next year: you need to know it for high school. HS: you need to know it for college.

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    #42

    Eat all your food to grow up big and strong. Just makes you get eating disorders

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    Lakota Wolf
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this does not automatically apply to everyone, it DID happen to my little cousin. Many of my family members are morbidly obese. My cousin's parents are both morbidly obese. They used to tell her to "eat everything on her plate because Jesus says wasting food is a sin". They also would give her adult portions of food even when she was 5 years old. She is 34 now, is 350+ lbs, and has many, many health issues. If her liver problems or diabetes get any worse than they are now, she'll likely die within the next 10 years. I'm sad because I want my cousin to live. I don't know how to help her.

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    "What's Something You Were Told As A Child By Adults That You Now Realize Is A Complete Lie?" (30 Answers) My father told me to ask my future husband if I should get my ears pierced. Lol

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    #44

    That I'm special lmao

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be like that. You are special. Don't be delusional about it, but just think. You are you. There will never be another you, there will never be another like you. That does make you special. Now does being special make you worth anything else? That's up to you.

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    #45

    The bible is the word of God

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    Neuridivergent
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand people who take it literally. How can you take something literally if it is a translation? There will always be something that doesn't translate. And the protestant bible went through several versions of hebrew, to latin and then to the language of the congregation. How can you take that literally?

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    #46

    "You're going to have your own family at some point"

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    #47

    That good friends don’t lie for each other. Honestly it’s just a lie spread by schools to make it easier to catch people breaking the rules

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying is not inherently good or bad. But it takes a good deal of wisdom to know *when* it's right to lie.

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    #48

    My dad told me we made the year of Jesus' birth year 0 because before that there was nothing worth remembering and no one bothered keeping track of time. For some reason that stuck with me and to this day I don't know if he was joking (I hope he was).

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organized Religion (as opposed to personal religious beliefs and spirituality) has a LOT to answer for.

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    #49

    My mom told me that when I hiccup, I will grow taller.

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    Having to hold my breath when we drove past a cemetery.

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