I hated group projects.

This couldn't be more f*****g true.

Kent is going to get diarrhea.

We might be related Adam.

Been there. It's a valuable life skill.

Ya know. Assuming they have enough money for cars.

One has authority until the moment when they're forced to apply it. (Corto Maltese)

Freedom!

There's literally a rule in my high school that teachers may not express political opinions. Nobody cares, though, and they do it anyway. #ExposeKidsToPolitics

No, don't. Life will smack her upside the head. There's no need for you to do it too.

i Always do that. i do all the easy ones. come back for the rest after

This is my territory and I shall defend it at all costs!

Awesome.

Lol omg I love it that's cute

Mate, wait until you get to 40 and have a life, a job, and children to deal with... at which point your body starts falling to pieces for no reason :)

I don't dress up much, so when I do I get the reaction of "Why are you all dressed up?" Because I want to be!

My teachers do this to me in high school lmao. They are always talking about email etiquette, and they don't use it half the time but get mad if we don't.

Agreed.

....and let’s have a Snuggie party this weekend! Who needs a toga anyway?

well, if there is only one likely answer it is not really a MULTIPLE CHOICE exam is it? ;-D Consider yourself lucky already, in Europe, college exams are redactions and you have to write a full essay on a topic for exams...fewer chances to grab points out of luck!

I’d be the second.

Self care is very important. I often give my daughter one day a term a day off and call it a mental health day. As someone who suffers severe depression, I know the importance of looking after ones wellbeing.

Organic Chem 1 & 2

That would be me, can’t stand coffee.

Like buyer’s remorse

I Do this with work

I heard that kind of remorse after word got around, concerning what was the class discussion and/or video: What? I missed 14th century syphilitic bodies? You lectured on soccer? You showed "The Twilight Zone" episode, the one with the pig faces? Our field trip was to go to the mall and shop? Really? Oh, snap!

I should have GONE!!!!! Perhaps you should have "showed" up for grammar class in elementary school.

Don't worry. If you can't use better grammar than that example, you deserve to fail anyway.

you should have just GONE.... maybe you should go back to high school

Anytime I take a day off from work without actually feeling sick. What a waste of a ditch day with that postpartum regret

No. I skipped my way through college. They do seem to frown on that in the workplace however

You should have gone.

Stop appropriating black English.

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You should have 'gone' at least to try to correct your dreadful level of English.

I remember when they kept telling us that we won't carry calculators around with us in the real world. * holds up smartphone

College in the UK=sixth form, to take A levels and uni entrance exams, right? The US doesn't have that. The closest thing to it is in New York State and is called the Regents' Exam. Otherwise, you just pass all your classes, pass those classes' final exams, get a diploma and go by age 17-18. No O-levels here. No gap years here (maybe the very rich teens do that, but it's not at all common). IF you want a uni degree, you take the SAT or the ACT during your senior year of high school (these are more comprehensive than A- or O-levels), and supposedly unis look at that score along with your grades and participation in school teams and community service. "College" in the US is synonymous with uni, usually starts at age 18, after high school, and usually lasts until age 21, when one gets a Bachelor of Arts or Science (e.g. "I have a BA in History"). Then one can go on to graduate school for a Masters or a professional degree, like for law or medicine, and then on to a PhD if one wishes.

"Life is a b*** and then you die!"

True, when I started uni I cared so much about grades, but now I've come to realise that grades aren't everything

I would not show people's full email addresses on twitter....

OMG THIS IS SO TRUUUUUUUU

Bret Kavanaugh

I don't remember the last time I would've gone to bed before midnight

This is why Australian holidays are so much better. We have 4 terms of school. School usually starts mid to late January (depending on state) each term is approx 10 weeks and after each of the first 3 terms there is 2 weeks of holidays. Then after the fourth term there is 6 weeks of holidays from early to mid December to mid to late January. (Again depends on state, some states have a week difference).

College prof: Can somebody hold my baby? Daycare is closed today.

In Brazil we have to take all the classes in the course. We can't chose what to take, even if we hate it, or if it has no relevance. Sad.

Invention is the Mother of Necessity

I'd read it

Migos should have been option A, quite the missed opportunity there.