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30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It A recent study showed that burglars come back to the same houses quite often. They do this because of a number of motives.

1: They want to take tings they, for some reason, couldn't take the first time.

2: They're kinda familiar with the house.

3: It's guaranteed that the people they robbed replaced the stuff they stole the first time, often these replacements are of better quality than the original.

So after you get raided take good security measures.

[deleted] , S_Salow Report

Final score:

209points

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RedPandasStandUprightWithPawsUpToLookIntimidating 3 years ago

I was burgled twice in 6 weeks. The police told me that the thieves leave the time for insurance replacements. However a family member died and I was too busy. So they emptied my large chest freezer instead. (But left the frozen liver!)

58points

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It If a family member dies, leave someone to house sit the house the deceased lived in.
Years ago a bunch of thieves would look at the funerals section and they would go burglarize houses of the deceased, knowing full well that the whole family was away, down to the exact hour the funerals started.

MistahZig , Scott Webb Report

Final score:

192points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Uncle Bob has been waiting for this moment his entire life. Sitting in the dark behind the door with his trusty louisville slugger and 7 iron.

92points

ADT points out that a whopping 3.7 million homes get broken into in the US each year. They suggest that you start thinking about the security of your home by getting into the mindset of someone who wants to break in. Take a walk around the exterior of your home and try to think like a burglar.

Check out some of the weaknesses that you spot. Maybe there’s a door that you always keep unlocked. Perhaps there are lots of low windows that would let a burglar get inside easier. Maybe it’s time to trim the bushes around the house so nobody can hide in them.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I'm not a burglar, but I worked for the largest security company in this country for half a decade.

Burglar alarms do not deter burglars. They just alert you that you have been burglarized. Most of the time the police will take very little action in response due to the fact that 98% of burglar alarm activation constitute false alarms.

The sign that comes with the alarm though? That thing is worth more than the alarm as far as deterring burglars.

My job was to take reports from customers who had been burglarized. (see my first point above)

In all my time doing these interviews and I never interviewed one single burglary victim who owned a medium sized or large sized dog. Not one single time.

That is not to say that no one who owns a dog ever gets burglarized.

I'm just saying that in 5 years of spending 8 hours a day interviewing people who had been, not one single time did I encounter the situation.

I think there is at least SOME statistical validity in that.

TL:DR A big dog is the best burglary deterrent you can possibly have. Better than burglar alarms, signs, guns or expensive locks.

rottinguy , the blowup Report

Final score:

182points

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I I 3 years ago

i have 4 medium ones

42points

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It One thing on Reddit I read was that having a pair of large work boots on the porch next to the door can deter burglars (unless they know you). It basically says "Someone is home right now, it its possibly a big dude who can hurt you."

dougiebgood , Teresa Rautio Report

Final score:

175points

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Mateo Grajales Jaramillo 3 years ago

until someone steals the boots

136points

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Listened to a KFI radio interview when I lived in Los Angeles. Former anonymous burglar said he avoided houses that hung the U.S. flag. Said it told him the occupants likely owned at least one firearm. Would avoid even if it looked as though no one was home.

Drummerdoggie , Jordan Crawford Report

Final score:

156points

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DE Ray 3 years ago

I think that was disinformation - guns make good loot, as they can be sold for far higher prices than just about anything else which can be stolen from a home. Electronics are hard to sell for a fraction of its value, jewelry goes for closer to its value but also difficult to find a buyer, but guns are both easy and profitable to sell.

69points

What’s more, while you’re walking the perimeter, take a peek through the windows of your own home. Ideally, you wouldn’t have any high-value items visible. Something valuable that’s proudly displayed for everyone to see can invite criminals in. You don’t have to go as far as hiding all your tech in the basement, though—getting some curtains can be a simple solution.

That’s the same reason you don’t want to leave your phone, laptop, or iPad on the seat of your car. It’s also why you should think about taking your car stereo out when you park. You don’t want to tempt fate.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I'm going to assume having a cop for a neighbor that parks his cruiser in the driveway facing my house is a nice burglar deterrent.

SSmtb , Rémi Boyer Report

Final score:

141points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Also great if you want to go away for the weekend with your spouse and leave the teenagers at home

33points

Memere 3 years ago

This truly depends on the town or city, and even more on the character of the cop living next door (or on your street). I've known a lot of cops, from the city/town level, to state highway patrol, and one guy who was going into the Secret Service. Most of them I would trust with anyone's life, but a couple of them - NO FREAKIN' WAY - these guys were awful.

3points

ZombieGirl 3 years ago

lol nope...there are several in my neighborhood and one on my street.....burglaries all the time!

3points

Mazer 3 years ago

You can ask your police or sheriff for extra patrol while you are away. Call the non emergency number and let them know how long you will be gone, that nobody should be at your home and give them a local contact number as well as your own. That way if there is an iffy issue, you can have your contact check it out instead of whatever it is possibly ruining your vacation when it does have to,

3points

Kay blue 3 years ago

I live opposite a police station, not convinced that it's a deterrent though, it's more of a challenge..

3points

NoneYa41 3 years ago

yep. two on my street! never felt safer

1point

De Gueb 3 years ago

You obviously haven't meet some of the cops I´ve meet.

1point

Lynda Veilleux 2 years ago

Our Police officers are not allowed to drive their cruisers home.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

I'd rather go through the expense of installing an alarm or buying a dog.

0points

Glirpy 3 years ago

When I was a kid, I lived on a street with a cop next door, another across the street a few doors down and the chief of police lived behind us. There were still a couple houses on the street that got burglarized. I also found out one of the cops was bangin my mom.

0points

A Head 3 years ago

When we go away, I have the neighbor's son park his work truck in our driveway at night, and his personal car during the day.

0points

Treessimontrees 3 years ago

Except they usually work 10-12 hour shifts

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Rick 3 years ago

Ya, but you gotta love next to a friggin cop

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Ashley Bell 3 years ago

until the burglars know there's a cop car there, and watches for the cop car to be gone for an extended period of time. our neighbor is a sherif and our house got broken into while we were asleep in our bedroom and the sherif was out of town.

0points

lara 3 years ago

YES that is a great deterrent.

0points

cookie 3 years ago

As someone who has both a county police and a state police living in my neighborhood, I can say that having a cop as a neighbor is a huge burglar repellent. Been living here for seven years and never heard of someone getting robbed.

0points

Ashley Bell 3 years ago

I live nextdoor to a sherif (townhomes - we share a wall) and they waited and watched the area for his sherif SUV to be gone then broke into our home while we were sleeping. anything can happen.

0points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

The trick here is to make your wifi extend into the street, name it something like "5-0", and tell the local cops what the password is. Tada, free cover.

0points

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It When I was young and dumb I would boost rims off cars, cause you could make quick money and it was less then a felony. The number one deterrent hands down...... Lights. If a place is lit up like a Christmas tree on the outside of a house you stay clear cause it means anyone can see you and see you clearly

bluetoothkid , LYCS Architecture Report

Final score:

139points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

A friend of mine had a jeep that he had put a lot of work into, lifted and nice set of wheels and mud tires on it. Lived in a typical suburb so street was full of houses, with street lights and everything. The guys were pros.... came in, cut the lines to kill the street lights, jacked his jeep up, stole all 4 wheels off the jeep plus the spare on the back, and the front bumper with the winch on it, and left it on blocks in his driveway. Security cameras saw it, but couldn't make out anything to identify them because it was dark - in and out in less than 5 minutes.

28points

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I have to assume that the 18 steps up from street level are at least some deterrent. We don't even get Jehovah's witnesses.

TacticalLeemur , Luke Stackpoole Report

Final score:

138points

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jevais 3 years ago

Luck you, people who come to my door uninvited and that I don't know who they are I never open my door. Having a very loud dog barking like mad also makes these unwanted visitors go away. Never tell that you're going on vacation or leaving for a few days to anyone, except to a neighbor who is your friend.

19points

Something else that you should definitely consider is keeping your yard tidy. Don’t leave your bikes, grills, and other expensive equipment lying around. Lock it all in your shed. Sure, you might have planted your roots in a secure community, but you never know who might be winding their way down the path in your quiet suburban paradise. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

Consider making your territory very well lit. It’s harder for burglars to do their nefarious deeds in the light and they’re more likely to avoid such homes. Motion sensors, security systems, even cameras are also potential weapons in your arsenal.

#10

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I feel bad being another one of those "I'm not actually one but: people, but:

You know how some landscapers throw bags of rocks with a landscaping ad or business card in them?

Guess what? Some of these are just burglars taking a bunch of pamphlets from a landscaping business, throwing these in your yard. They drive by a day or two later. Whoever didn't pick them up is a much more likely candidate, especially if there was no car in the driveway either time.

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Final score:

113points

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Douglas Turner 3 years ago

Ya know, if you throw a bag of rocks with your contact info on my lawn I might just drop by and return the gift...

65points

#11

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It My neighbour got robbed because he installed a dog flap.

I.e. he put a man sized hole in his door.

We don't even live in a particularly nice area.

Laikitu , Elizabeth Ann Stein Report

Final score:

110points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

He probably thought that a huge dog flap woud lead thieves to think he has a huge dog.

34points

DownvotePlusSoulTrap , Radek Homola Report

#12

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I stuck with commercial burglary, residential burglary carried a risk of getting hit with a home invasion charge which increases your sentence if convicted (not to mention, you run the risk of getting shot by some redneck with a spring-loaded magnum under every flat surface in the house).

Anyway, I'd pick places based on the upkeep of their equipment. If the cash register was out of date, so was their camera system. If the clerk leaves the register open a crack while they're behind the counter, that means the safe is likely open in the back room.

It also helps to hit the places that hire felons (fast food joints, video stores, etc.) because the cops are gonna waste a lot of time looking into the staff members who have a criminal history. The closer they're looking at them, the better off I am.

Of course, this was ~15 years ago, things change.

Final score:

94points

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Mercy Wanjiru 3 years ago

I feel bad for those workers...being accused and investigated when they know in their hearts they didn't do it...also someone actually banking on it

65points

#13

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Don't leave empty boxes from high end electronics on the curb outside your house. People tend to do this right after the holidays. Put that in your car and throw it out somewhere else, like the local recycling center. Any burglar casing your neighborhood will see that and know without even coming near your house and looking suspicious that you just got a bunch of valuable stuff just ready to be taken.

williamlc , MealPro Report

Final score:

80points

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TraceFace 3 years ago

But then I can't show off to my neighbors all the s**t I got for Xmas!

13points

#14

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I live in an area with a large homeless population, many which are drug addicts. Lots of smash and grab car burglaries. I can tell you this for certain. Theft is 99% visual meaning if you've left something valuable within view, your gonna lose it. And of value could even mean even an empty bag. Tweakers not gonna assume its empty they will take the chance but at the same time dudes not gonna smash a window then take the time to start rummaging around hoping to find something of value. Too time consuming especially after a large crash from your newly busted window.

NiceVarmint , Ben Iwara Report

Final score:

79points

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

They don't break windows. They jimmy them open silently or at 3 AM when you're asleep, or have cute tools to bypass your keyless entry, etc. Learned this one the hard way. Our road keeps getting cars roken into, even when the mos tvaluable thing in view is a flippin' road atlas.

18points

#15

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Motion sensing flood lights outside.

No big bushes in front of windows where someone could hide. Thorned bushes are always good for under windows, if you keep them close enough.

A dog is nice.

If you can't afford an alarm and security cameras, fake cameras and alarm contacts on windows can be a deterrent, hopefully. Better to just get the real thing. Remember any security footage could possibly be obtained and used against you if something goes down. If you do shady things, cameras could be a bad idea.

Dead bolt locks on all exterior doors. Keyed outside and inside if there's windows in or next to the door... but then only take the key out when nobody is home, for fire safety.

If you aren't always home at night, get a few timers for lamps inside.

Pro level:

Get a cheap tv. Like a CRT 13 inch that nobody wants. Put it in a cabinet or wall unit type thing, so you can close the door to hide it when guests come over. Put it on a timer to stay on until very late, and set a light timer in a bedroom to come on when it goes off.

Install vertical blinds on a window across from the tv. Vertical blinds are great, because you can angle them for a very limited view, so the house looks less closed up and more inhabited. Anyway, in this case, angle the blinds so you can clearly see the tv, but nothing else in the room. Set volume so you can just barely hear it outside.

This does two things: the light and sound make it seem like someone could be home. And, a thief may look in, see the old 13 incher and just be like damn this dude's stuff sucks, I'm going somewhere else.

level 1 [deleted] , PJ Gal-Szabo Report

Final score:

77points

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lara 3 years ago

I had a cop tell me that if you have a home security system do NOT leave their sign in the yard. He says that tells the burglars/whatever exactly how they need to break into the house. Instead, he said, leave a sign from a different security company. That will either stop them or make it take so long they just will give up.

30points

#16

If you're moving into a newly built complex, CHANGE THE LOCKS. Just over a year ago, my housemate and his girlfriend came back to our place to find that laptops and jewellry had been nicked, and there was no sign of forced entry - also we live in South Africa, so doors are always locked.

Turns out the builders were cheap, and used the same three types of locks for the front doors. Strongly suspect that ex-employees of the company did a short term rental of a unit (three months probably) and just took notes of everyone's comings and goings. Then just wander to a unit, try one of the three keys and then casually stroll out with a laptop bag stuffed with goodies. We weren't the only unit to be hit, and the HOA only sent out a notice to be vigilant after I spoke to the niece of one of the people who were on the board.

iraddney Report

Final score:

68points

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Eucritta 3 years ago

Any time you move into a new place, it's a good idea to change the locks. You have no idea who might have spares.

26points

#17

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Signs painted on or near buildings/residences that are deemed to be 'easy pickings', so to speak. Also signs that act as warnings. For example, the sign for 'alarmed' looks like a W with a line drawn horizontally across the top, while a simple X could mean a good target.

This is true where I am in England, but I know not whether these symbols carry over to other countries.

*not a former burglar. I would be wealthier if I was. I would also have a cat called Dingo who would help me on my missions.

Snapnall Report

Final score:

68points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

No, not a cat, a raccoon. They make the best burglers.

30points

songsearch , Nacho Carretero Molero Report

#18

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Young redditors may not have heard of this thing; it's called 'radio'. Leave a talk station on when you're out. No burglar's gonna come in if he hears voices, unless it's a home invasion. Leave a light on, doesn't matter if you put a timer on it or not. Just a low level light, like it's a night light for going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. A dog is another big plus. Hard for anyone to get past a dog in the dark. They don't need to see you to bark and bite you. Have never been burglarized, ever, and I'm 67 years old. That is all.

Final score:

67points

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Mazer 3 years ago

The biggest problem here is that burglars will knock on the front door, they will stand and listen. If they don’t hear movement chances are they are coming in, radio on, tv on, it matters not. These people are career criminals, they know.

19points

#19

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I'm not answering the question directly, but I am answering it indirectly:

The vast majority of burglaries are perpetrated by people who have been inside your home before

This is very important to realize. When you have guests over that you don't know well (maybe at a Halloween party), lock all of the doors to bedrooms, and don't have anything super valuable just laying out to show. Most of the time they won't take anything during the party, but they will come back later... with friends.

Hakib , NeONBRAND Report

Final score:

62points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

wow. You need to choose better friends.

60points

#20

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Not a burglar but lots happens in my area.

• People coming by who are either sketchily fundraising for something or "working for so-and-so company" when you weren't expecting anyone. They're casing your house and figuring out when you're home. They're also probably figuring out the best way in and out of your place.

• Leaving boxes of big ticket items visible in your garbage or alley.

• Depending on who/where, sometimes they'll stake out near your home or do drive-bys several times to see when you're home.

chornu , Pavel Danilyuk Report

Final score:

58points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Note, fellow pandas, when you purchase that 80" QLED television, dispose of the packaging on recycling day on your jerk neighbours curb with their garbage (don't do this, it's illegal in many places)

11points

#21

very few references to CCTV in here, my dad's place got broken into the day before the sale closed, likely by the previous owner. (bank repo).

He installed CCTV cams all over the property and hasn't had an issue since.

They are really very inexpensive, you can get a full set of 8 cameras at costco for under 1000$ us last time I looked, with a NVR. The hardest part is stringing the wires, so if you arent handy you may have to pay someone.

It goes without saying that you need to stream at least motion events to an offsite location however, as it is possible a burglar could just take your recordings.

The added benefit is you get recordings of every time you wipe out shoveling the drive way, or when the purolator man throws your package at the door and runs away instead of placing it down like a non-savage.

Final score:

57points

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Norma 3 years ago

Bonus like for the purolator man comment!

13points

#22

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It In the autobiography of Malcolm X, he said that if he went to a house, and the bathroom light was on, he didn’t go in. Said something like ‘a guy in the bathroom could come out anytime’

ohazltn , marco forno Report

Final score:

54points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Yeah but if the light in the bathroom just turned on, you likely have 30 minutes until that guy comes out.

11points

#23

A nice place in a rural area, no close neighbors, and a short driveway. Pay attention to a strange vehicle driving by at different hours. Get a camera, put it on your front door, they will generally knock first. Do not keep valuables in a portable safe. Good luck.

Whiskey1978 Report

Final score:

45points

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John Otruba 3 years ago

I have one sign in back and one in driveway "caution police work dog on premises" everyone on my road was broken into in a single day but mine! (I also keep 2 German Shepherds for company"

4points

#24

When people proudly advertise their security system. You can usually find a forum of people who've found the latest ways to crack the system. Also if they advertise being a gun owner without being a vet(I knew before I enlisted that veterans advertise their status and branch) that's a solid target. Usually kept in an outdated safe by an owner who hardly knew how to use it let alone be able to control nerves from affecting things like trigger control or aligning their sights. You could always sell a gun for more cash as jewels or a laptop if you has the right connections.

I never tried neighborhood's with an active watch, usually meant any targets had a good relationship with the cops and any calls would be handled with a lot more care. Also i'd never rob a place with a dog, especially a pit bull, rottweiler or German Shepherd from the pound.

Drug dealers were a natural target for home invasion if you had the confidence. Crowbar open the door and put the main occupant on their ass. Once they see you're not a junky and have every intention to kill them if they don't listen to you they usually give up solid cash and/or flashy valuable's you can pawn by going to a county and hour or two away. They can't really call the cops and draw attention to themselves.

Kreacher999 Report

Final score:

42points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Drug dealers are known for having loads of illegal weapons and very tight security. It's very unlikely they care if you're a junky or not, they'll kill you and dump your body somewhere on the street to avoid any contact with the police.

20points

#25

I would check out a house several times over two days. If there was no sign of movement -- no lights coming on or off, no curtains moved, newspapers left on the driveway -- I was interested.

Is the house in a nice neighborhood? Is it well kept? If so I figured they had nice stuff.

Next question: Is there an easy escape route? Woods in the back yard were excellent.

Next question: Is there a window hidden from view that I can smash if I have to?

very_large_ears Report

Final score:

40points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Just be careful your "very_large_ears" don't get caught in the remaining shards of glass on the window.

13points

#26

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It If you open your door and a $1/2/5.00 etc, bill floats down, somebody is targeting your house.

When I was a precious angel, I used to wedge a bill on top/side of the front door. I'd check again in the early hours to see if the money was taken or put back in the wrong place. If it was, I'd leave the place alone.

I'd recommend if it happens, wether it be money or other that falls when you unlock the front door, to let the police know someone is targeting houses for a robbery.

SweetSlowKiss , Jack Harner Report

Final score:

40points

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Oh for.... I never met anyone who left good money like that. And who'd "put it bqck in the wrong place"? What does that even mean? Who wouldn't just say, "WTF?" and shove the money in a pocket?

43points

#27

A common scam in my neighborhood is to come to the door trying to sell a security system and try and get you to let them in and talk about what you need. This way they find out about what kind of security you already have. Some come as proselytizers too, carrying a bible and dressed nice, then they ask for water or to use your bathroom so they can get in and case your place.

Leallame Report

Final score:

40points

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Rissie 3 years ago (edited)

I like how companies that actually sell alarm systems here in the Netherlands _are_ the actual scam. They install it for a lot more money than you would nowadays buying a few camera's yourself. And they do not do any active surveillance. Only responsive. They do charge you a monthly fee for keeping images (for more than any Cloud provider nowadays would). They fload new area's with door to door sales children and are very notorious for being little jerks. They rob your household within the letter of the law. Very annoying.

7points

#28

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It Turn on exterior lights. Have an alarm sign in front yard. Alarm stickers on windows. Barking dog.

Id skip that house

someGUYwithADHD , Marek Bubenik Report

Final score:

39points

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Marek Bubeník 2 years ago

Funny to find my photo here he is actually a nice dog this is how he smiling :)

2points

#29

There was an old show on Discovery or A&E called 'To Catch A Thief' where 2 ex-B&E guys would get an owerns permission to break in to the house in the future. Then they would do it and video it and give security improvements. Excellent watch if you can find it. One of the biggest things was people being too lazy to lock their doors or thinking they could hide their valuables (a good theif can completely trash a house in 10 min and find everything of value).

tingwong Report

Final score:

39points

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lara 3 years ago

We have a safe. The only things we keep in it are papers: deeds, will, birth certificates. Everything else is off site. I have two pieces of jewelry, my wedding rings and a necklace my husband gave me for our 25th anniversary. That's it. The single most valuable things we "own" are the dogs. Anyone ever hurts one of my dogs and there is no place they can hide.

36points

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#30

Not a burglar, but when I drive to work in the evening when it is dark.... I can't tell you how many big-screen TVs I can see through large unshaded windows in people's homes. They are just advertising.

I keep all my windows shaded. Also, I dont have any big screen TVs. I prefer smaller TVs that are closer to me (within a few feet) instead of a giant tv that is across the room.

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Final score:

38points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

So I do the opposite. I've got zero valuables except my laptop. So I leave the curtains open. Burglars won't take books.

16points

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#31

I look at home security as concentric rings of defense. Outer: •Don't peacock, keep a low profile • Don't let people know you're out of town except trusted neighbors who'll pick up the paper. Stop the mail, make the house look lived in via timers, radio or tv. • Get an alarm and put up stickers everywhere, install cameras if possible • Lock your doors at all time, even when home, use deadbolts and door bars • Motion detector security lights • Security fence. Locked. • Random work schedule, come home for lunch or work from home on occasion

Inner: • Big dog(or little yappy bastard) I wish you could have seen the low running happen when a canvasser rang the bell and our Neopolitan mastiff and Dogue de Bordeaux launched themselves at the window • Gun safe bolted to the slab and hidden in a dead bolted closet • Insurance to replace what gets taken

So: Nothing to see here>hard to get in>dog to make em think>safe if they're in the house>insurance if all else fails

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Final score:

14points

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Toni Alabakovski 3 years ago

little yappy bastard 😂 lol

5points

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#32

Not a burglar, but a guy who is paranoid about keeping his [stuff] from being stolen....

Buy a $3 blinking LED (from ebay) and install it on top of your car's dash. Especially a blue one as that screams fancy aftermarket alarm. Keeps the neighborhood 3am car-hoppers away.

Car-hopping is basically what kids do. They walk around neighborhoods and apartment complex parking lots trying car door handles to see if any are unlocked so they can steal anything they can inside. Some are not above breaking into a locked vehicle if they spy a purse, backpack or something else theft-worthy within sight. I've read that 3am is THE optimal time to hit an apartment complex parking lot.

dirtymoney Report

Final score:

13points

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Scarlett 3 years ago

Saw some guys trying to steal a car at around 8:30 at night, but it was December so it was hella dark. I was kind of surprised, it was a decent neighborhood and the whole place was lit up with street lights and Christmas lights. (It might be noted that guys came tearing out of there as soon as they saw my cousin and I booking it back to his house)

2points

#33

Don't leave anything around for a burglar to climb or move to help in entering your house....get timers for your lights...conveniently forget your mouse trap genius youngest son at home.... Don't leave tasty burgers around for any random burglars

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

nice shoutout to 'home alone' there.

8points

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#34

Open garages. Unlocked doors. Doggy doors. I was a small kid that was able to fit through a dog door, and probably had stolen the most valuable items right out of the garage. Leaving your keys in your unlocked car. Stacked newspapers. Dogs are the best deterrent; the louder the better.

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#35

Obligatory "not a burglar", but my aunt's house was burgled three times, twice while I lived there. One sign is: your pets acting weird. The day my aunt left out of town, my cousins came to pick me and my sister up and her dog would NOT come into the house. He ran outside and hid under a bush. We suspect the burglar was either inside the house at the time (there were many hiding spots), or around the corner of the house, hiding.

Either way, next day my sister and I get home from school and the cops and one of my other cousins are there because the neighbor noticed the front door was open.

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#36

No (ex) burglar, but this past summer when my parents were on holiday, we were staying at their house while we remodeled our own kitchen. One morning I found some dust/sand on the windowsill inside the windows at the front of the house, but didn't think much of it ('what the have our weird cats done this time?'). Cleaned it up a bit and went about my day.

When my parents came home from their holiday a week later, they called me saying that they had found the shutting mechanism at the top window screwed loose, so it could open all the way. They also found more dirt in the windowsill (apparently I didn't clean it all) and said it looked like a footprint. Nothing was stolen, but we think someone came into the house but had to run because they heard something (my brothers are often home but upstairs, so it may have looked like no one was there).

When I went to my parents next, I checked out the window and found that the outside windowsill had a white cross in chalk on it. I assume this was a sign to other burglars for something?

Anyway, we got lucky.

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#37

For kids or whatever that are alone and someone is knocking on the door, what I always did if they looked legit (as well as their vehicle) and my parents were actually expecting someone at some point, when they asked if anyone was home I'd say that my dad was in a conference call. It implies that an adult is home, as well as on the phone with other people, and gives a reason why they otherwise wouldn't be disturbed.

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Yeah, you heard 3 years ago

Why are kids home alone answering the door at all?

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#38

Drive through your neighborhood during daytime, late afternoon and nighttime hours. Do the neighbors even look out of their windows at me? Do they notice that a stranger is slowly cruising through their neighborhood? Are there people working on their lawns, walking the dogs, kids out playing? How are the houses physically secured? Do they have fences, gates, dogs, etc? Are the garages open with no garage doors? Can I see what's inside? Tools, fancy cars, motorcyles, a door that leads INTO the main house via the garage? The best neighborhoods are the ones that have neighbors who do not look out for each other. The ones where you can drive through and no one gives a rat's ass that you are coming or going. Elderly neighbors are a plus, too. Also-- is the neighborhood located near major freeways, onramps? Looking for escape routes should the cops come. Is there signage/stickers stating that the houses have alarms? Motion sensing lights?

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Oskar vanZandt 3 years ago

Here in the UK motorways are best avoided when making an escape after committing a crime because there are APNR cameras everywhere... in case of a serious crime, the footage from these is reviewed.

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#39

Not a burglar, but one night we came home late, garage had been egged. Cops promised to step up patrols that night. Next morning wake up and 4 houses broken into, stolen car dumped, and one stolen from the house next to us, all within 10 houses of us....

First off - way to go on stepping up patrols officer...

But we also found other neighbors had been egged, turned out they came through at 11pmish, egged houses that had dogs to mark them I guess????? Came back at 2am and robbed the non-egged houses...

Thanks pupper!

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#40

Sorry not a burglar, but I have some info to share.

I used to live alone in a small bungalow in Central Phoenix. My house was broken into TWICE while I was home and in the afternoon even. Both times, my dog alerted me by her low, guttural growl and then some loud, violent barks. I'd never heard anything like that out of a dog. She knew the difference between a visitor getting ready to knock, and someone working on the door itself.

Thank goodness for that fearless little Bichon.

I once owned a house that had been built in 1950 by a civil engineer who ended up with a debilitating condition which eventually created a situation requiring a wheelchair, and then eventually he was bedridden. He decided he needed to make sure he knew when someone was in the house. So he had a system installed which consisted of a bunch of small areas with wires beneath the carpet. There was a toggle switch on the wall near each area which they would switch on every night, and if walked on, a loud buzz would sound throughout the house. We couldn't figure out what the toggles were for but didn't worry too much about it. But when we pulled up the carpet and found the wires, my spouse started doing research and figured it out.

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#41

A lot of burglars that break in threw a window will throw a rock at the window and break it and then wait while hidden for about an hour. If nothing happens, then they go in.

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

yep this happened to me. However, since I own almost nothing, they got some watches, a power tool, and a bottle of wine.

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#42

My friends used to break into houses until they tried drunk and got caught. They would keep an eye on a house and note things down like what times cars were there, when lights were on and off. Just for patterns. When they were positive no one was there, they would do the "does she live here" test. They would send a girlfriend to knock. No answer would mean it's a go, if someone did answer the girl would just ask if a random girl lived there and apologized when told they didn't. Then it would be called off.

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#43

Being gone at set times paints a target on your back. If you're casing a joint and it's always empty on Sundays at 10 AM you know exactly when to strike.

As for things that deter burglars, if someone wants in, they're going to get in. Cameras and Security alarms can scare people off from an attempt or upon trying to enter, but it's not a guarantee. My advice is to keep a TV or Radio playing when you're away from home. If you can hear it from outside of the place, it will be difficult to establish if someone is inside or not. People don't generally leave them on while they're away.

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

well, they do. They leave it on, to show that they are home, to deter burglars.

2points

#44

Not a burglar but here's my tip: if your neighbor gets robbed in broad daylight, you have to assume you're next.

I once lived in a converted garage behind a house. My four roommates all lived in the main house. I was unemployed for several months and since I had no kitchen in my shack, I'd go in and out of the main house often. The landscapers knew I was there and anyone watching from the street could have seen me puttering around. One day my neighbor told me she'd been robbed in the middle of the day and asked me if I'd seen anything, which I hadn't. But you bet your ass as soon as I moved out and my four roommates were left without me home all the time, they got robbed almost immediately. At 4:00 in the afternoon.

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Yeah, you heard 3 years ago

So, never go out, ok, got it.

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#45

Not a burglar, but grew up as the "rich" family in a rough area, we were burgled several times.

I noticed that most burglars are not exactly intelligent. It is a high risk occupation that does not pay well, don't expect the best and brightest to do it.

If you look carefully you'll see things being tampered with. Your gate will be opened and not shut, random extra trash for no reason, that's them casing the place checking to see if there's anything visible. They also like to shift things to see if they can create a blindspot to break in.

Some things you can do to prevent it, basically the things I wish my parents did when I was growing up.

Your best bet is just to slow them down. Make it faster for them to target someone else and they will.

There are window coatings that resist breakage, if you live in a high risk area get these.

Dual pane windows. Only slows them down but they're looking for quick in and out.

Window locks. Sure they seem like stupid little whatevers, but they slow down entry.

Any recessed doors should have security screens.

Be friends with your neighbors. They are the most likely to be the burglars, you don't rob friends, and if there is an issue a friend is more likely to interrupt.

Keep clear visibility to your windows from the street. Windows that are not visible from the street are where they will break in.

Keep garbage cans away from windows.

Keep expensive objects out of windows.

If someone is a known thief don't invite them to move in. Yeah that's probably the biggest problem my family had.

Really anything you can do to make the burglars more visible or to slow them down deters them.

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

wow your neighbours are most likely to be burglars? Sorry mate. That is rough.

3points

#46

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It I only broke into a house once. It was my ex-girlfriend's place. She announced on Facebook she was out of the country for the weekend with her new lover, and I was still pissed she cheated on me a couple of weeks with that person earlier, so I decided to break some of her stuff. -- I had a duplicate key to her front door. And I know it sounds creepy looking back at it, but I had it made the day she mentioned she wanted the key back, so I got in there pretty easily.

Once inside, I poured water into every single electriconic device (laptop, tv, playstation, etc.) -- I also fed the cat, and gave the poor bastard a bowl of water, since she forgot to do so. Then I left.

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Douglas Turner 3 years ago

The lesson here seems to be don't date an asshole... if only it were that easy

27points

#47

My mom's house had been broken into four times. Then she glued shards of glass on the wall surrounding her garden, and it stopped.

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J. Normal 3 years ago

Better and with much less chance of liability - Rose bushes or any spikey hedge.

3points

#48

Best thing you can get is a couple IP network cameras and a computer to run Blue Iris (software). For a few hundred dollars, you can get video notification when someone comes to your door(s).

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Tami 3 years ago

Wireless security cameras with motion detectors are cheap, $30-$40 bucks each, and usually come with a basic app that lets you monitor your place and notifies you of motion. You do need a wireless network at home though.

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#49

BBC had a show called Beat the Burglar, where they had security experts and former burglars rob people houses and give advise on how to improve security.

Keys being in reachable distance of letter box/pet door was one and lot of time they advised spikey hedges in areas where people might jump over fences.

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#50

if you get home and your garage door opener doesn't work, there is a chance you are in the process of being robbed or were just robbed. burglars will pull that cable in the garage so the garage door doesn't work that way they have more time to get away if you come home while they are still there

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#51

Double pane windows. Bitch to smash with anything short of a sledgehammer.

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#52

Also not a burglar but my parents house got broken into a few years ago because they had a big Douglas fir tree on the lawn which blocked the view of the front door from the street.
The robbers knocked on the door around 10 on a weekday and when no one answered they busted the door jamb.

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#53

If you live in the snowbelt, check for tracks and shoe prints.

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Grant Barke 3 years ago

Ok, Sherlock.

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Sawdust 3 years ago (edited)

3 former burglars and 100 random people give anti-theft tips...

14points

TheDivineMsM 3 years ago

Something i will NEVER understand- people feeling okay taking something that's not theirs to take. I could never steal someone else's private property and feel okay about it. I guess I value the concept of working for and earning things.

11points

James Suttle 3 years ago

Not to mention the violation of someone's personal space. I struggle to find any sympathy for burglars

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Craig Silberman 3 years ago

After my first apartment was burglarized, the cops told me: "If they want to get in, they're going to get in. You want to make it look like your place is harder to get in than your neighbors, and that they'll have to make a lot of noise to get in your place. They don't want to be noticed, and try to avoid noise."

9points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Reading this advice is rather familiar. We have high crime here in SA. Mostly opportunistic, burglars etc., aren't that smart here. A common cause is they befriend a cleaner or gardener. We had an incident. But as mentioned above, we have very little of value (not materialistic), so he got very little. The area you're in and as they say above, layers of deterrent, are important. A bad area, you are going to get hit repeatedly, so the best you can do is either move, or sell anything of value, and leave curtains open so people can peep in and see there's nothing to take. Generally it's assumed rich area = rich people = stuff to take. However, poor area usually means poor security and hence easy target. Generally dogs, yes, but they can be poisoned. Best is to have external motion sensors, but guys know to crawl under them. Best solution is to solve poverty, right?

4points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Other relevant points: tall wall, or rather, fence, so neighbours can see burglary in progress; alarm; spikes; electric fence; razorwire. Serious. Park inside premises, not on the road. Park in view, not out of view. Don't leave anything in your car. Yes, they can detect laptops hidden in the boot (trunk) due to wifi / bluetooth. Remotes can be blocked on the same frequency, make sure your alarms armed when you press the remote. Don't drive with devices visible. Don't leave valuables unattended. Bars on all building windows. etc et.c. We are security experts here sadly. :(

5points

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Covid-19 really hit the thieving trade very hard. In the Netherlands the number of burglaries went down with 57% compared to 2019. Sadly the numbers of crimes that the police solves are still very low; barely 30% of all reported crimes get solved.

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Fred L. 3 years ago

In different news I do work for a security company and rental buildings do get burgled, too (at least here in Germany). One tip would be to not store valuables in the cellar compartments because those are comparably easy and less risky to burgle than the actual flats.

2points

Fred L. 3 years ago

Apparently nobody living in a flat gets burgled ... so being too poor to afford a house does the trick, too. Lucky me.

2points

Potato 3 years ago

If horror movies taught me anything, it's to avoid any house where you hear banjos or that tiny elderly lady is just a little TOO nice.

2points

Hannah Walters 3 years ago

Very sad to hear that your home is not safe anymore. But very valuable information. Thank you for sharing If your reading this I hope you have a great day and know. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” ‭‭John‬ ‭3:16‬ ‭NIV

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J Kwon 3 years ago

Saying this for a friend... One trick of the trade is to be a young, conservatively dressed attractive female. If you're wearing leggings and take a jog around the neighborhood, you can stop at any house for help and be let in without a second glance. "I think I hurt my ankle... I have asthma and forgot my inhaler... There is a strange car that keeps driving around your block, and I think I am in danger... ....May I please use your phone to call my boyfriend, roommate, dad?" Also, if you're driving around a suburban neighborhood and want to park without attracting suspicion, park so that you're exactly between houses. Each house will assume you are visiting their neighbor.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago (edited)

Also there are home invaders that aren't interested in robbery. Showing a sign that you are home is not always the best thing, especially if you're a lone woman. I had a man watch me through the windows (if you own your house, get blinds or curtains that have no gaps that someone can see through!) and think I was home alone. He spent a rather long time testing windows and doors - all of which I heard but ignored, assuming I was paranoid or that it was the wind. Thankfully the window he did break through was my male flatmate's bedroom and he realised pretty quickly that I was in fact not home alone. If that PTSD has taught me anything, it's to not assume you're out of trouble just because a potential home invader knows you're home.

1point

KimB 3 years ago

If someone really wants to steal from you they're going to...best to insure your valuables if you can or as my dad used to say if you want to keep it "keister" it lol

1point

Tami 3 years ago (edited)

My mom kept two safes with valuables in them in a storage unit, thinking they were safer there than in her apartment. This place had a key carded gate and door plus cameras near the entrances and elevators. Thieves managed to get in, break into her unit, and then use power tools to break into both safes. Cops took a statement but weren't interested in reviewing several months of camera footage to possibly spot the thieves. Anyway, the cameras were only by the elevators and people had started wearing masks at the time. We figure it was an inside job.

1point

Io Bella 1 year ago

PURE BREED GERMAN SHEPARD.... 100% ANTI BURGLARY.... YOU... ARE... SAFE!

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Io Bella 1 year ago

PURE... BREAD GERMAN SHEPARD.... YOU... CAN'T... GO... WRONG! I WOULDN'T REPLACE HER FOR ANYTHING!!!! 100% ANTI- BURGLAR!

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Joyce Blodgett 1 year ago

I'm elderly, and I'm not at all trusting. You knock on my door, I don't know you, you're not welcome to come in. "Religious"? GET OUT! I already go to the only church I'll ever need, and have zero use for those who preach anything other than the truth (and not one of them EVER talks the truth, especially wanna-be burglers). Selling? Doesn't happen here, thankfully, but again, not welcome. I will not pick up the phone to unknown callers---had 27 of them today alone---seriously, 27, probably all from the same turds. I have absolutely no valuables at all. Husband never bought me a thing worthwhile, and I refuse to own anything more than a sports watch, a Walmart on-sale discount special. I own a 15 y.o. car, no electronics, nothing. I live very simply, and the only things of value in my home are my 7 Bibles. I'm also very fat, so my best clothes are very plain, appropriate for the Sabbath. Everything else is Goodwill.

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Amanda Falardeau 3 years ago

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Christoph 3 years ago

When I got broken into the cop told me: Never leave your cans out after trash day don't let your lawn get over-grown...both tell criminals you are likely not home.

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Faith Hurst-Bilinski 3 years ago

I once posted photos of a trip and a friend "joked" that they could rob my empty house. Try it. There were several 6 foot plus 20 something young men there. My son and his friends will redirect you.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

Burglars got into our house by cutting the mesh on the screen door, reaching through to unlock it, opening the screen door, and then kicking in the wooden door. From this we learned, if you own your house and are able to do so: have a deadbolt with multiple bolts throughout the wooden door, not just the one bolt where the doorknob is; never have an exposed wooden door - have a screen door in front of it; always lock the screen door with a key.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago (edited)

And don't expect the police to ever give a f**k! One of the things stolen literally had a GPS tracker on it. We pretty much handed the location to them on a silver platter and still they did not care and did absolutely s**t all.

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April A 3 years ago

A 'robbery' means physically stealing something (money, phone, wallet, etc) from a person with either a weapon, an implied weapon, or by physical force. A 'burglary' means someone breaking into or illegally entering a dwelling. If you were not home and someone broke into your house and stole your tv: you were a burglary victim, not a robbery victim. Get it right.

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

In civilised countries the general public doesn't have the guns nor the right to kill people unless it's in self defense. Self defense doesn't mean that you have to kill because you can't live without your big screen TV.

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Sawdust 3 years ago (edited)

3 former burglars and 100 random people give anti-theft tips...

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TheDivineMsM 3 years ago

11points

James Suttle 3 years ago

Not to mention the violation of someone's personal space. I struggle to find any sympathy for burglars

10points

Craig Silberman 3 years ago

9points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

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Fred L. 3 years ago

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Fred L. 3 years ago

Apparently nobody living in a flat gets burgled ... so being too poor to afford a house does the trick, too. Lucky me.

2points

Potato 3 years ago

If horror movies taught me anything, it's to avoid any house where you hear banjos or that tiny elderly lady is just a little TOO nice.

2points

Hannah Walters 3 years ago

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J Kwon 3 years ago

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littlesaresare 3 years ago (edited)

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KimB 3 years ago

If someone really wants to steal from you they're going to...best to insure your valuables if you can or as my dad used to say if you want to keep it "keister" it lol

1point

Tami 3 years ago (edited)

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Io Bella 1 year ago

PURE BREED GERMAN SHEPARD.... 100% ANTI BURGLARY.... YOU... ARE... SAFE!

0points

Io Bella 1 year ago

PURE... BREAD GERMAN SHEPARD.... YOU... CAN'T... GO... WRONG! I WOULDN'T REPLACE HER FOR ANYTHING!!!! 100% ANTI- BURGLAR!

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Joyce Blodgett 1 year ago

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Amanda Falardeau 3 years ago

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Christoph 3 years ago

When I got broken into the cop told me: Never leave your cans out after trash day don't let your lawn get over-grown...both tell criminals you are likely not home.

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Faith Hurst-Bilinski 3 years ago

I once posted photos of a trip and a friend "joked" that they could rob my empty house. Try it. There were several 6 foot plus 20 something young men there. My son and his friends will redirect you.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

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littlesaresare 3 years ago (edited)

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April A 3 years ago

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

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