Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

"Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

The Church Of Satan has the best sense of humor

I'm a Christian and that is 100% true.

Not all Christians...that sounds wrong but I don't know how else to say it

hmmmm they should have named this "shower thoughts"

This makes me so so terribly sad ...it's def time .......

we "believe" in Satan we know he is real but we worship God so no

The satan of the bible and the current idea of 'the devil' equated with satan is nothing like anything in the bible. All of it is derived from pagan gods (in particular pan, goat features) and happened in much more recent history. Satan/Lucifer was cast out of heaven because god got pissy with him because he was intelligent, inquisitive, and an advocate for enlightenment and awareness. So at the very base, christian ideas and representations of the devil, guardian of hell, are not in the bible and are successful efforts to demonise paganism. I hope people will allow themselves to get over an indoctrinated inability to listen to anything that does not fit in with whatever local/denominational interpretation of a book from hundreds of years ago, recorded by people hundreds of years after the purported life of jesus. then there is the spelling and interpretational issues and it being written hundreds of years after. If people are going to be evangelical, they should understand the bible.

Not wrong....

The only way to get a sicker burn is to go to Hell.

if evil things are not the doing of (non existant) satan, then good things are not the doing of some other divine being too?

gottem

That's a fekking brutal comeback, and I love it. Not to mention, it's true.

AMEN :D

Boom!

So you are actually proud about the fact that you do not have a solid belief system? Isn't that a shame?

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said the narrow minded

Subtle. 😚

Literally! Ya go girl :D

I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

Dum tsh!

Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

With my luck that guy would be me

excellent for emergency outdoor weeing

Same dude.. same..

Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

Oh no I cannot unsee this

excellent talent

He has a way with words.

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

A+ for ingenuity.

The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

I mean he's not wrong

Lol that's hilarious

In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now