ADVERTISEMENT

The Bible is known to be one of the most important books that people tend to live by. Its contents teach and inspire people as well as help them to change for the better. Despite it being widely used, studied, and referenced, very often its contents encourage people to discuss various interpretations of matters that are being written about in this collection of religious texts. Having this in mind, Reddit user @LoneShark81 asked people online to share what are the things that people pretend to be in the Bible when, in fact, these things are not there. This question gave a green light to those who have noticed some discrepancies between what is written in the Bible and how people understand these matters. Some of the things that were mentioned by users online include speculations about what Jesus or angels looked like, explanations on how hell really works, and what well-known sayings are not actually taken from the Bible.

Do you know any things that people pretend to be in the Book of Books when in reality it isn’t the truth? Which one of these matters shared by others online do you agree with? Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments down below! 

More Info: Reddit

#1

Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered Jesus being a white skinned, long haired, white boy.

Dude looks like how most black haired Middle Easterns would look like today. He was a Jew from south Israel but every European and American Christian seems to think he looks like a hippie from a middle-class suburb in the 90s.

KlippelGiraffe , Trevor Hurlbut Report

Add photo comments
POST
Alloydog
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, he often said to keep your self clean and tidy. Since Palestine was under the Romans, it would have most likely been fashionable to be clean shaven and have short hair - so even the image of a long haired bearded man is probably wrong.

View more commentsArrow down menu
RELATED:
    #2

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered israfilled wrote:
    That Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. A pope conflated her with Mary of Bethany and an unnamed "sinful woman," because he didn't like the fact that a woman was important to Jesus and wanted to discredit her.

    gentlybeepingheart responded:
    Mary Magdalene was, according to the Bible, a wealthy woman who chose to support Jesus from her own resources out of gratitude for him driving demons from her. This was problematic to that Pope because it didn't quite fit what women were supposed to be like.

    Mary, mother of Jesus, was important because she had been chosen specifically by God to bear Jesus and that was her main role. Mary of Bethany was the one who anointed Jesus' feet with perfume and her hair because of him saving her brother. Mary Magdalene chose to follow and support Jesus of her own free will. Mary Magdalene was successful and was not acting in response to the actions/status of a male guardian. This independence was not what the Pope and that society wanted from women, so they decided she was a prostitute. She followed Jesus instead of getting married and bearing children because nobody would marry a prostitute, not because of her own beliefs.

    israfilled , Jules & Jenny Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yet again casting women to be lower than men and punishing them for their "crimes"...........and also a controversial opinion......prostitute is not supposed to be an insult....gigolo isn't...

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #3

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That money is the root of all evil. The correct quote is actually the *love* of money.

    Pixxel_Wizzard , Keith Cooper Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Chimmels
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1942 the bible was changed to saying “a man who lies with a man is a sin” before it was “ a man who lies wit a CHILD is a sin” so i guess jesus hates pedos

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #4

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That people who commit suicide go to Hell.

    acl2244 , Eric.Ray Report

    #5

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered “Thou shalt hate the gays. Forget all of thy commandments specifically when dealing with queer folk, and thee will be blessed with a Facebook group.”

    MQ116 , Per Pettersson Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disciple: "should we love even gay people?" Jesus: "Yes, we should love even those who ask stupid questions"

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #6

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered The_Max_V wrote:
    All those people that think they're better than the rest because they openly demonstrate they're SO religious? The Bible literally say to pray and worship In secret.

    beththebookgirl responded:
    And, if I remember correctly, to do good deeds privately.

    giosaraiv replied:
    Yup. "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you." Mathew 6:3-4.

    The_Max_V , brett jordan Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing good deeds should be in secret, as getting praise from others for them defeats the purpose. Celebrating God can be done in public, but it is often more powerful to worship with one or two people in private than publicly claiming you know the truth. In other words you can have more meaningful impact sharing the word of God through the way you treat others and live your life than being someone who constantly tells people they should be doing x,y,z because that is what God wants. (I don't know if that last part makes sense)

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered Most stuff about Satan and Hell. He doesn't actually show up that much in the Bible and most stuff about him is taken from other previous cultures like Hades. Most of what people think of Hell is from Dante's Inferno.

    gentlybeepingheart , Spencer Means Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also! Lucifer is not the name of the Devil, It is a translation of the Hebrew word heh·lelʹ, literal meaning is “shining one.” Heh·lelʹ is not a name or a title but, a term describing the boastful position taken by Babylon’s dynasty of kings of the line of Nebuchadnezzar.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #8

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered RodMunch85 wrote:
    The seven deadly sins

    Shadrach451 replied:
    However, listed in Proverbs 6:16-19 are "Seven Things God Hates" and people should maybe pay some attention to those. These are almost definitely the source of what people later construed into The Seven Deadly Sins.

    I should point out that Proverbs is not a book of the law, per say. So, it's not the same as calling these things "sins". But six things "The Lord Hates" and Seven he Detests should not be taken lightly.

    Proverbs 6:16
    There are six things the Lord hates,
    seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes,
    a lying tongue,
    hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes,
    feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies
    and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.

    I feel like these are particularly meaningful in today's world, and Christians especially should be paying attention. There is a strong emphasis on that last item. It's highlighted in the wording. Stirring up conflict in the community is directly in opposition to the nature of God, and that sort of division is deeply embedded in our American culture right now. God hates division.

    RodMunch85 , contemplativechristian Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    JayBird
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing I find funny as an atheist is that according to the christian bible some of us are closer to God in our ways than a lot of those who call themselves christians today. No disrespect intended. Please forgive my english - from Sweden.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered So many Christian and Non-Christian alike get “goodness” and “worthiness” wrong. People somehow got to thinking that being Christian makes you good and that believing Jesus makes you somehow less fallible or more worthy in some regard. The entire Christian belief is that humans and humanity is so completely corrupted and beyond redemption by themselves that they required Jesus to come to atone for their sins. That doesn’t mean that they’re inherently better once they believe in Jesus nor does it believe they have increased worth amongst humans as a result. Christians should be the ones who recognize that they’re the beyond redemption and need Jesus and should NOT be parading their beliefs as if they’re better than someone who doesn’t believe the same thing. This is entirely contradictory to the entire purpose of Jesus in the Christian lore. Even still, Christians use their beliefs as a prop to hate on Abortion Clinics or for some to even go on “mission trips” to people less fortunate with a seriously effed up attitude that “I’m better than them and they need my service”. I see it all the time. It’s their moment to be better than someone and it sickens me to see people pretend to be better in the name of Christianity.

    OscarDivine , Marco Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Thank you. I have been talking about this for yrs . Mostly bcuz I grew up kinda poor n I went to a very good catholic school (my grandma left the Catholic school tuition $ in a trust for us when she died bcuz she was very religious n demanded we learn the ways of the lord) so I had to go to school with all the rich kids. N don't get me wrong I got a very good education but I was treated like a charity case. Ppl would bring me their old clothes, announce it to the class like they were the nicest ppl for doing so, PARENTS DID THIS S**T TOO! N all the other parents/students would be like "omg Karen, you're such a good Catholic.. god is going to reward u for being so compassionate." the biggest problem was that WE WERENT THAT POOR nor did my family EVER ask for a damn thing from ppl. Nor did we announce we weren't wealthy. We just lived in a small house so everyone assumed we needed to be their charity show Pony. It was so disgusting n so embarrassing. Also....

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That people become Angels when they die. Nope.

    COAZRanger , Howard Lifshi*z Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Deth Invictus
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angels are terrifying creatures that in no way resemble humans.

    Jacob Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting that that meme is starting to take root into how people perceive angels. Actually read the passages in Ezekiel chapter1 to get a better idea. They aren't described as humans with wheels for their heads. Those particular angels have calf's feet, metallic skin, and four faces in their heads. The faces being human, lion, eagle and bull. The wheels are the wheels of the chariot of God, and are next to the angels. This was a vision, and is quite possibly not how the angels would actually look. Angels predate the creation of the earth and its creatures, so this is probably just an illustrative representation. In the interactions that angels actually have with humans in the Bible, the angles are often confused for human. Even when they aren't in disguise as humans, they aren't described as monstrous.

    Load More Replies...
    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Having known several angels, they are expressions of pure love... which can be terrifying if you're not used to it.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angels often had human form. The scarier heavenly beings, angels in the broader sense, are seraphim, cherubim, and ophanium.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the biblically accurate angels are absolutely bonkers looking.

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Having known several angels, they are expressions of pure love... which can be terrifying if you're not used to it.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a discussion of popular culture. Few people here actually believe any of this stuff.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Look how many downvotes I got! There are morons among us...

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biblical angels don't look anything like that either. They are actually quite scary in appearance. Saw it on the internet so it must be true.

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the gospel of Matthew, Jesus does say, "At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be as the angels in heaven." So I guess there are different interpretations of what it means by, "as the angels." Also, there are definitely biblical angels who look horrifying, but at least according to Paul, there are some who look just like people: "Do not forget to show love to strangers, for many have entertained angels without being aware of it" (Hebrews 13:2).

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there's also the incident in Genesis 19:8 when the angels come to stay over and the crowd of men want to rape them. Clearly if they looked like burning wheels of fire or whatever Ezekiel 1:1-28 says, they'd not be interesting to the crowd as potential objects of rapine. Unless of course that happened to be a crowd with a burning-wheel-of-fire fetish.

    Load More Replies...
    Rysavy Weisz
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angels be like D: -cringe!- "that is not the 'Love' we are supposed to see! Get the flamethowers!!"

    Rysavy Weisz
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disconnect at home versus theology classes as nun acolyte (didnt do it in end) had always had me confused about Saints and deceased loved ones "watching over" or "meeting later". To be as an angel is to be content and unknowing except while singing praises of God for pepetuity. Like um, no time to chit chat should you somehow Know the fellow entity was connected to your former life.

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angel comes from the Greek word for a messenger. As such, the word doesn't always mean the same thing when it's used in various biblical texts.

    Gregg Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bs about god gaining another angel has been posted so many times on facebook when one of the unvaxed dying of covid on the HermanCainAward on reddit.

    Kines Tezja
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Vladimir Propp, "popcultural" angels are probably a relic of old pagan beliefs that a soul of a dead person kind of turns into a bird and flies to the land of the dead.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure anyone pretends that’s in the bible. I thought that was just something children were told. I could be wrong.

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who knows. Imho it will be all different. we only know what we experience and our experiences are limited to the senses we have and the brain we have.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, those senses and brains have done pretty well if you consider things like computers, cellphones, satellites, spacecraft, aircraft, etc. Significantly impressive. We can see billions of years into the past with our telescopes. So I think when scientists say this is mythology, they might be right. "A 1998 survey based on a self-selected sample of biological and physical scientists of the National Academy of Sciences in the United States found that 7% believed in the existence of God, 72.2% did not, and 20.8% were agnostic or had doubts." - wikipedia.

    Ashley Coe
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Angels" are merely messengers in the bible, they are not magical beings. Mercury had wings, he was a messenger. Its allegorical. Not magical beings. Messengers, thats it.

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B̸͎̮̹̱̤̙̞̲̮͎̲̼̠̻̋̏̎̈́̊̏͋̿̂Ȩ̷̹̲̘̲̭̤͓̘̬̇̽̋̊̿ ̶̨̨̢̜̪̱̰̯̦̲̼̠̝̜͙̭̒̅̃̇͂͋́̀͂́ͅN̷̜̤͂̾̈́̂̿̓̀̊̍͂̈́́̕͝O̷͍̥̫̳͍̫͙͎͖̥̯͎̮̮͋͑̅̾͊̏̀̑̀̀̂̋͝Ţ̴̨̟̻͔̣̗̭̣̺͕̘̀̔̀̽̔̇͊͐̓̐͗̾̔͌͘̚͜ ̷̮̱̬̖͙̤̳̋̅̏͛̇͌̈́̍̂͆̅̋̉́̍̃͘A̵̞̹̜̟̳̥͕̤̱͚̍͋͌̾̌̍̊̈́͋̃̏͒͂́̆͝F̷̹̠̲͉̱͙͖̣̯̥̯̋̈́̏̇̈́͆̈́Ŗ̸̡͓̥͇̱̮͚̬̼̜̫͗̅͜Å̴̡̨̨̻̪̫̤̯͎̩̥̠̯̹̗͈̀͐̀̊̿̌͜Į̴̘͍̯͚͇͔͈͍̱͔̝͓̼̓͒̇̾͆͐̄̕͝D̵̼̍́̍̉̄̉

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angels are messengers. Everyone is very keen to quote from Revelation, but in the Gospels, angels usually came to give someone a message like, "Get up and come quickly", or that they were being given a certain job, the supreme example being the Virgin Mary would give birth to the Son of God.

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only doing what they programmed, incomprehinsible to most people, nearly emotionless....angel is closer to advanced AI than human

    christie lowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, people get angels confused with cherubs. Angels are huge and terrifying

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! It is sickening when people call their dead, especially children, angels. That being said, angels are in no way cute little chubby babies fluttering around with their naked butts and bows and arrows. Angels are in fact terrifying and dangerous creatures.

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa whoa whoa there bucko, angles have thousands of eyes literally covering thier entire “body” sooooooo no i sure hope not

    Steve Riddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A description of an Angel sounds like an Evil Outer Space Being.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And angels do in no way look like humans. They say "do not be afraid" for a reason lol

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerning Angel statues. Especially children as Angels. I was in a gift shop a number of years ago and observed a lady ooohing and aweing over a statue showing a number of children with wings and lambs on a hill. I couldn't resist. I looked at her and said "You know that in order to become an Angel you have to be dead right?" (I paused and let that sink in) "You realize that you are ooohing and aweing over Graven images of Dead Children right?" I then quickly left.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t angels go from terrifying beings to soft cloud like ones who spread love snd protection? Forgive my ignorance on the subject.

    NetworkNate
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read an excerpt, dead sea scroll book called : Book of Enoch.

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard that angels are corporeal beings-that they were never human.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cartoons never exactly helped when it came to this one. For example, Sylvester would die and suddenly you'd see him in heaven with angel wings and a halo. Family Circus also constantly depicted the deceased grandfather as an angel.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biblical angels are so weird and F'ed up looking that they'd make Cthulhu crap himself.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    zaaaaaannnnnnkooooooku na tennnnnshi no yoooooou ni -- shooo-oooooounen-nnn yo shinwa ni nareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  ♬ (sorry, I had to ♡)

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #11

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That Satan is in any way in charge of torture in hell.

    derizen , Cahroi Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word hell in Hebrew didn’t exist, Sheol translates best as grave. It was a place for the dead. “ the dead know nothing at all… all memory of them is forgotten” Ecc 9:5. In the Greek scriptures the term ‘fiery Gehenna’ is used. Gehenna was a literal place outside the gates of Jerusalem where refuse was burned, as well as the carcasses of animals that had been used in sacrifice or ones that were diseased etc. Everyone was familiar with it. On occasion, criminals were given the severest punishment by having their bodies burned there too, AFTER their death. This was severe as Jews carried a lot of significance with burials. It represented they were destroyed, eternally, and likened to refuse. Whenever the Greek scriptures refer to someone going to fiery Gehenna, it represented this shameful cremation after death. It never had any meaning whatsoever to torture, being burned alive, or their soul being held in an afterlife.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #12

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered Kind of a reverse of the question, but a lot of people pretend that "taking the Lord's name in vain" isn't about using other people's faith against them in order to acquire ridiculous wealth, privilege, and power. God most certainly does not approve of people like Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland and any of the other mega millionaire preachers but tons of Christians ignore it because it's "spreading Christianity".

    Surfing_Ninjas , asbruff Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's from the old testament. Jews are not permitted to say the name of god aloud. they use other terms, like calling him god or lord

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #13

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That Eve eats an “apple”

    Kiwipecosa , Gaby Altenberger Report

    #14

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered CaesarWrap said:
    That god wants your sports team to win.

    PokemonMaster619 responded:
    Leviticus 15:22. “And the Lord said, “Go, Lions!”

    CaesarWrap , Daniel Lewis Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book of Daniel shows God is not a Lions fan. He does seem to like Rams though.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #15

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered The levels of hell. Dante wrote about his journey through hell. The levels are not biblical.

    maruffin , Jill Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dante also chose the numbers based on, essentially, superstition.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #16

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered God helps those who help themselves, that actually comes from the Greek myths, Aesop’s fable "Hercules and the Waggoner." where a guy was having trouble with a muddy road and was praying Hercules for help, Hercules appeared and told him how to help himself, the moral being thee gods help those who help themselves.

    aume3 , oatsy40 Report

    #17

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered "Neither a borrower nor a lender be"

    I have had a minister 'quote' that to me as a Bible quote.

    It's from Hamlet.

    Edit: Lots of comments about the bible having stuff like this. Yes I know but a quote is a quote and from a christian professional you would at least expect an accurate quote from the bible but this is as wrong as quoting Hamlet and saying "Alas Poor Yorik, I knew him well"

    Magnus_40 , Hilary Perkins Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English language is liberally sprinkled with words invented by Shakespeare and with many of his pithy writings that have become our sayings.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #18

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered "Not all who wander are lost."

    -Tolkien 29:17

    Kill3rT0fu , summonedbyfells Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt remember Tolkien being in the Bible ;)

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #19

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered The vegan teacher says that being vegan is being closer to God because he doesn't want animals to die even though God was the first one to murk an animal

    iwillgiveyouup , Max Kiesler Report

    #20

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered My brother has a friend that will argue with you that Jesus said in the Bible "Do as I say, not as I do".

    heyitsmeur_username , George Bannister Report

    #21

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered el_muerte17 wrote:
    "This, too, shall pass" isn't in the Bible at all.

    meowtiger replied:
    for clarity: it most likely originated from one of three noted 11th-13th century persian poets

    el_muerte17 , alex.ch Report

    #23

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That Noah took two of each animal into the Ark.

    He took 14: 7 male and 7 female of clean creatures and only a pair of unclean animals.

    Gen 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

    Give that he sacrificed one of each of the clean animals that would be quite a facepalm if he only had a pair.

    Gen 8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the Lord; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

    Magnus_40 , Denise Womack-Avila Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire flood story is pure hogwash when they try to make it seem like the entire world was submerged...I'd like to know what they meant by the "entire world"....

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #24

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered That angels are humans with wings. They're not. As far as I remember there are some depictions of them in the Revelation but not in much detail (I'm pretty sure that the four animals next to the throne aren't angels, but I may be wrong on that).

    Tilian1986 , Anastasia Intishar Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biblical angel is some circling Sauron with many eyes, rings and wings.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #25

    Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered Pythia007 said:
    That Jesus said anything about children suffering. “Suffer the children to come unto me” means to allow them.

    mcoombes314 responded:
    Yeah, the word "suffer" is a weird one where the meaning has changed so much that it doesn't make sense in modern English. Same goes with "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live".

    Pythia007 , Ben Onken Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be willing to bet that Jesus never ever said the words 'suffer' or 'children'. Pretty sure he spoke Aramaic.

    View more commentsArrow down menu