A lot of these dont suggest embarrassment so much as extreme social anxiety. I remember feeling awkward with some of these, not embarrassed, but one of the lovely things about reaching the other side of 35 is that there seems to be a switch in your brain and you no longer even notice, much less care about many of these situations. However - the farting chair *never* loses the embarrassment factor!

I choke on my own spit embarrassingly often, enough that I fail at being human.

Tripping or stumbling in public. I still remember a time I tripped, but didn't fall, outside a pub in London in 2009 and everyone went "waaaaayhaayyyyyy". 10% of me died that day.

I'm a bit worried for some of these people. Age cures many of these problems though, as nsg says

One that gets me is following a host/hostess to my seat and they are speed walking

Walking past other humans makes you nervous? I'm sympathetic here guys, but honestly, if it doesn't bother you when other people do it, then it doesn't bother them when you do it. The small percentage of the population which sits in a restaurant and judges everyone who walks through the door reminds me...""How dangerous it is to allow other people to determine how you're going to feel about you? It's like looking into a broken mirror, and you're going to look at a broken mirror and then change your face to try to look good in this defiled busted, broken mirror." (Will Smith)

Being stopped at a red light and accidentally making eye contact with the car next to you, then not remembering how to look normal until the light turns green.

Pulling your car up on the wrong side at a gas station...and doing it again when trying to correct it

Before the pandemic… when you are walking in a crowded parking lot and have no idea in which isle your car is. I would walk aimlessly but then a car would start following me in order to take the spot I would be pulling out off. No this is not a cover parking; that would be dangerous! I would turn and yell that I wasn’t leaving.

When you've dropped some food on your shirt and it's really obvious (like white shirt and tomato sauce) and you have to walk past a lot of people out of the restaurant

I still think that i'm generally awkward socially, yet compared to these people who posted these, i'm not just ok, i'm straigth awesome :D !!!!

I cry

Trying to parallel park with people waiting

I always feel irrationally embarassed when the seller/waiter knows exactly what I'm going to order. I'm the type who will listen/eat/drink something that I love until I'm sick of it, so this situation came very often.

If you're clumsy enough, you are getting used to feel awkward, and eventually end somehow getting immune to embarrassement 🤪

Embarrassing for no reason ... any physical issue, actually. Incontinence, a lame foot, a lame tongue, crossed eyes, baldness, ...

Using a fan on public transports. They're loud and I feel kinda stupid holding it. Is it just me?

First World issues

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Only lemmings worry about such foolish events like this.

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These are life. If they embarrass you, can't be done anything.