Being a kid was not easy. The world was full of threats, and you could take nothing for granted. If you swallowed a seed, the plant would grow in your body. A psycho would hide behind the shower curtain every time you entered the bathroom. And for dessert, you could never skip a square when walking down the sidewalk, ‘cause you'd either get someone close to you in trouble, or (pick one) the plague would start.
Luckily, we are all past this point and as grown adults, most of these irrational fears are far behind us. But that doesn't mean we don’t remember them, since so many people on Twitter feel like it was yesterday. After one woman who goes by the Twitter handle @torY asked “did anyone else go through a phase as a kid where u were genuinely concerned ab the bermuda triangle?” it soon became evident that not only was she not the only one, but that there are many more threats we had to endure as kids.
So let’s see what things used to send chills down our spine right down below, and please remember, even if those fears may look unreasonable today, it doesn’t mean they weren’t real and distressing then.
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I remember going to the elementary school library to research how to survive quicksand - I was convinced that I was bound to get stuck in a patch of quicksand on my way to school. Somehow I managed to avoid that hazard all my life despite its prevalence in cartoons and TV.
It's probably from watching Lassie, the Lone Ranger and Gentle Ben.
Load More Replies...When I was 7-9 years old we were stationed in France. We visited Mount St Michel which is on an isthmus (an island connected to mainland by a long narrow land bridge that is underwater at high tide). We were told that when the tide is out, the place is surrounded by quicksand. I got separated from my family and for the couple hours I was lost, all I could think about was that the quicksand was gonna get me. Not starving, not dangerous people--quicksand.
I definitely thought there would be more quicksand . I feel a little cheated honestly
Right? Why were we all made to feel it was a day to day risk!
Load More Replies...Yes I assumed at some point in my life I would be stuck in some, I haven’t even seen it IRL
Everyone who watched Lawrence of Arabia as a kid I guess. At least that's what did it for me o_o
Do none of you have a switch at the top of the stairs? Seems pretty basic to me.
I think it's part of the game to turn them off in the basement.
Load More Replies...My basement had weird writings on the wall and things would fall over for no reason
Your house is officially haunted I suggest you burn it down or move very very far away
Load More Replies...I turn of the basement light and as I walk upstairs I say" Remember, I won't be stuck with you, you will be stuck with me." I can hear the demon hurrying back to the corner.
Technology resolved that particular issue for me -- now I can ask Alexa to turn off the downstairs lights after I go upstairs. And I like to think she'd tell me if there was a ghost down there.
She wouldn't unless you ask her, you know how she is, she wouldn't tell you that there was a serial killer stalking you if you didn't ask.
Load More Replies...We have lighting sensors and smart technology. Some areas light up automatically when we enter and switch off when we leave and others are voice or remote controlled. Easy one to solve.
It doesnt need to be a basement. I switch off all the lights at night and run like hellhounds are chasing me to my room
Oh, come on, folks! I didn't believe in demons in our basement. Those raptors from Jurassic Park, however...
I was scared of quicksand, piranhas and accidental body swaps or time travel XD overactive imagination and anxiety, me? Never XD
The first 2 are normal, the other 2 are me
Load More Replies...i was never scared of the bermuda triangle. why? because my family used to live on a boat in the bermuda triangle, and we never saw anything odd, or any shipwrecks that didn’t have a valid reason to sink.
I thought the same thing about radio towers. When I was a kid I thought they were monsters with a big red eye. I couldn't understand why adults weren't scared of them, weren't trying to 'stop' them.
I watched an episode of 'Jimbo' and that made me think a lot about the Bermuda Triangle (Jimbo was a cartoon!)
To find out more about fears among children, Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Kristin Pleines, a clinical social therapist at Manhattan Play Therapy who specializes in doing trauma work to help young families and children. Kristin explained that irrational fears happen to kids of all ages, and there are very common fears that children in different age groups may experience.
Kristin suggests that parents validate their child’s feelings first. “We want the child to feel validated, supported, and safe.” She gave an example of a seven-year-old afraid of being snuck up on by a snake—a child who has never even encountered a snake.
“You might say something like, ‘I'm sorry you feel scared. We all get scared sometimes, and I know it's not fun. But there aren't any snakes in our house, and we aren't going to keep looking for them, because you're safe here. I think your brain is playing a little trick on you, so let's find a way to distract it!’”
It’s something which lots of people think is a fact but there’s no law against driving with your interior lights on. But at night it can be distracting or interfere with your vision by reflecting off of the inside of the windscreen. If you’re pulled over and it’s decided that your light was a probable cause in any bad driving, you can expect to get a careless driving charge though.
Yes, it's not illegal, but it can be very distracting to the driver
Load More Replies...Same with driving with no shoes on. I was once told, "You better hope the cops don't pull you over and you're wearing FLIP FLOPS!" Apparently that was a sure fire way to the big house.
It can cause your pupils to constrict making it harder to see the road ahead.
The real question is why am I teaching my kids the same thing lmfao .
Oh mate, if one us dared to turn the light on while my dad was driving, he would shout like a madman "what are you doing crazy boy?" like it was the worst thing ever.
It's a very common myth, so don't worry. ^_- Also the one with watermelon growing in your stomach if you swallow the seeds.
7 years? I was told it wouldn't digest ever and if you swallowed too much gum you'd die. Next to this they never specified how much was too much and I wasn't quite eager to find out either...
You poop it out in a day or two, just like corn kernels!
Load More Replies...No I didn't believe that. I did believe that if you swallowed gum or popcorn seeds, they would land in your appendix and stay there and if you swallowed enough of them, your appendix would burst and you would die.
smh- my uncle told me if you swallowed bubblegum your butt would blow bubbles and then your pants would get stuck and you'd never be able to change again and everyone would know you swallowed gum.... I was 6. I believed him. lol
I was told it would turn to stone and stuck up my intestines... one is still ok... but two of them stones were lethal for sure
Yes, I believed that for years. I actually stopped chewing gum because I was told it was made out of whale blubber. So, in my mind, I saved a LOT of whales.
When I was a kid I was seeing how deeply I could cross my eyes because... reasons. Anyway, I pulled the connective tissue so hard that the next morning I couldn't shift my eyes without piercing pain shooting through my eye sockets. Have you ever tried to not move your eyes? Not possible.
Im sure i read a picture book about a boy who got square eyes when I was at primary school
Load More Replies...Yes and I asked my dad and he said it was possible they get stuck for a short time but I still cross them
Another way is to get creative. “For example, you might pretend to be snakes and wiggle around, or start to research different kinds of unique snakes together. This is actually a type of exposure, which helps desensitize the child to his or her fear,” Kristin said.
Usually, irrational fears tend to go away on their own as children develop. Only if the fear persists for more than a few months, or if it begins to interfere with the child's daily functioning, Kristin recommends that parents consult a therapist.
“For example, if a child begins avoiding situations that he or she previously enjoyed in an effort to avoid reminders of their fear, this is a sign that the fear might be better addressed with the help of a professional.”
The therapist also explained that irrational fears can be caused by trauma, OCD, and anxiety, and “there is a particular nuance to addressing fears based on their underlying cause.”
I used to have this weird fear that if I were swimming I'd kick a dead body at the bottom of the pool...I have no idea why
In the Netherlands we have no sharks in the sea and certainly no great whites... none the less I'm still not quite eager to go for a swim... (m53)
Since you're in the Netherlands, you have good rationale for disliking the sea. :-)
Load More Replies...On everything, I could look clear through to the bottom of a pool, seeing every inch, and 8 yo me would think, "yep, he could swim right through that six inch drain."
I was scared of the grates at the edge of the pools more. They were all dark and scary inside.
I definitely had this fear! Not so much in clear water but in dark water where I couldn’t touch the bottom.
Poor Mr. Shark, all the chlorine and tasteless lean humans (they much prefer fatty fish or seals).
Actually, as a kid, I found that idea pretty cool. I wished there would be fishes in the swimming pool
I'm an outdoor teacher, teaching kids in a very muddy environment. In every single group of 30, someone will still ask "is there quicksand here". Must be some hangover from evolutionary stage that we still haven't shaken off.
I didn't. EVEN THOUGH, I did a passion project about it in 3rd grade. I was like, "Huh, that's cool."
i was scared of the Bermuda Triangle until i realized I lived 1680 miles from it
Quicksand was so popular on TV when we were kids. I didn't think much about it until my Aunt told me to stay downstream in the brook that passed her house. There was quicksand upstream. Was it true? I have no idea, never risked it. Bermuda Triangle wasn't a risk since I never got near it. Once I was older I thought it might be interesting to find out where things went that "disappeared'.
Behind our trailer park, we had a flat muddy area it had quicksand so yes I was scared of it.
I still have this one; Shower doors/curtains need to be open, in my own home and ESPECIALLY in hotels, because I refuse to be the guy on the news who was stabbed by a murderer while peeing
I ALWAYS check behind the shower curtain. And once, there was actually someone behind the curtain.
if it was me, I'd go AHHHHHHHHHH and faint if I saw someone actually there
Load More Replies...I am still paranoid about the shower curtain and I am a 35 year old woman who lives alone.
Everytime I pull that curtain back and no one is there it just makes me wonder what happens if there is someone? Just close it and walk out? Surprise them more than they surprised me?
as a kid, if i went to the bathroom at night, i was convinced the grim reaper lived in the storage at the end of our bath. so i would try and run from the bathroom to my room, into my bed & under my covers as fast as possible so he didn't get me. i was also terrified of dolls (still am) and was convinced that somehow a doll would appear in the house and come to try and kill me. so i would never have anything near my bed that could be used to climb onto the bed. i used to turn the light on regularly to check for dolls creeping across my floor. sometimes i didn't turn the light on because i was more scared that i would see them and thought it would be better if they just killed me.
Yes, it happened and it's confirmed. So next time when you're visiting the bathroom. don't check behind the shower curtain, but check the bowl.
Load More Replies...This is not irrational. Have you SEEN what lives around latrines and chem toilets to feed off the bugs? I don't even trust gas station toilets until I've made sure nothing is living around or in or so forth. Nope nope nope.
Attack of the Toilet-penis Snake. "I'm tired of this motherf***ing snake, in this motherf***ing toilet!"
I once shat out a condom, which was strange because I hadn't eaten any condoms.
Ummm, you should be very concerned. Just one question. Was it used?
Load More Replies...With the farts my dad produced spontaneous combustion really didn't seem to be that far off to me...
Omg. I lost so much sleep over this Watched some pseudo documentary on it and took it all as fact, I genuinely thought anyone could catch on fire at any given moment
When I was 9 I read a story about human combustion on a magazine. The article said that "abnormally dry skin" could be an explanation. I wore wet socks for a week after that until I got athlete's foot.
Yes! We never hear of this anymore. Does anyone know what they really were?
SO MUCH YES!!! I didn't have a car seat as a child, I rode in the back of pick up trucks, I walked the bank of the Mississippi river alone, but GOD FORBID I should swim right after eating.
You could, actually. You could get a cramp and be unable to swim back to shore. 🤷
Load More Replies...We were always told to wait an hour after eating before going to swim. One summer, we held a family reunion at a park with a swimming pool. All our older cousins were in the pool enjoying themselves, but my aunt wouldn't let her 7-year-old son go with them, since he'd eaten later. He moped and moped for about 30 minutes then said, "Momma, I farted. Does that count?"
My mum used to tell me not to eat banana's before getting in the bath or i'll drown lol
Running after eating was a thing at our house as well, but can't remember what one would get when doing so...
I was also told that if I tried to swim in damp trunks I would get a chill in my kidneys. To my dear mums intense irritation I put it to closer scrutiny - how dry do they have to be not to get a chill? If I put them on and ran to the pool would I still get a chill? If I took a shower and then put them on etc etc. I think she realised she had bought into a long standing myth herself.
Yeah but there was a concession stand at the pool and hardly anyone drowned. Disappointing.
Actually, my mom didn't even let me take a shower after eating. She thought getting wet had something to do with it.
I had friends who thought that even as adults. Do not understand that thought process, or possible lack, at all.
Load More Replies...I enjoyed watching it but as kids we knew it was just an illusion. My parents must have been quite upfront and honest about most things.
My parents tried to tell me that but I knew it was following me.
Load More Replies...I would do the same thing kinda. Sometimes I would imagine a little character running along the roofs and fences
Turns out lots of kids do that...it's called the "running man phenomenon". You should google it sometime :)
Load More Replies...I asked my mom as she was driving and she said, as she usually did, "That's a good question. Let's remember to look it up when we get home." We had a full set of World Book Encyclopedia that she'd been given as a reward for selling them. I finished reading them before I started high school.
The only time the moon scared me was late at night when the crescent moon looked like the Cheshire cat’s smile. I’ve always loved that movie but I swear I could hear him singing his little song and it was terrifying.
there were flyers at my school that said help joe fight cancer, I thought cancer was a kid from a different school and they were having a wrestling match or something
this is hilarious. XD i used to love and hate terry fox day because we'd always watch the same goddamn video in the library and get the 'hope' stickers on the back of our backs but i loved running and being able to walk and talk with my friends. i'm always surprised when i realize americans don't have a reason to spend an hour running around their school every september. it's a whole, big thing and most americans probably haven't even heard of him which is CRAZY cause he's like a canadian hero :/
I've seen his statue twice on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, and I get choked up each time. He was only a kid, and he changed cancer research in this country. People used to throw stuff at him as he ran--it was just him, a van and a friend.
Load More Replies...It isn't poisonous but you can choke on it. https://www.healthline.com/health/digestive-health/what-happens-if-you-eat-silica-gel
Actually, if you eat enough, they will slowly dry you from the inside out. 1 packet isn't going to do it though.
Well, don't eat it, but .... yeah, not poisonous per se. Not good for you, choking hazard, intestinal obstruction hazard, but not poisonous.
But it won’t poison me? I think i have a new snack option!
Load More Replies...Er, well technically, silica gel would at the very least be really really bad for you if not poisonous
They are actually very poisonous , especially to anyone with impaired respiration . I can't remember why rn , I'm haf.... but they dry out your lung tissue or something like that
my mom told me that If I didn't throw them into the trash can then something bad would happen. I assumed that I would die.
My very first home had a basement and I was so terrified of this that the first thing I did in fixing it up was have a light switch installed at the top of the stairs. That was literally #1 on the fixer-upper list. My father (who was helping with the fixing up) was like, first thing should be get rid of the carpet, and I was like NO, BASEMENT LIGHTS CONTROLLED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.
We had that in our house when I was a kid. My brother was fond of waiting until you were down there emptying the dryer and then turn the lights off while he was safely upstairs.
Load More Replies...I don't have a basement for this very reason. I'm 54 and this was a key factor in the purchase of my home 19 years ago. I have a crawl space underneath my house which I have NEVER been in. Whenever workers come to my house and go under there, I shudder. I also praise them on their bravery while I stay safely on the back deck. F#$k you demons!!
And the profile picture? That's my little sister.
Load More Replies...Why? The light button in my basement is at the top of the stairs. The most logical place to put it. You turn it on, go downstairs, do your thing, go upstairs and turn it off.
My grandma's house, my mom's mother, had the washer and dryer down in the basement. I was so terrified to go down there that I don't think I ever made it more than one or two stairs down. When she died in 98, I was 13 I believe. My mom and myself were helping clean out the house and I finally walked down the stairs and looked around.
ok but now my teenage brother practically lives in the basement now so im not that scared
I had a phase as a child where I thought eating spicy food might cause me to combust in my sleep so would have a long shower before bed... as water would stop any fire that had started inside me... sounds crazy but I guess there is some kid logic in there somewhere.
Well, at least showering before bed makes it easier to get to sleep, so it wasn't all a waste of time. :)
Load More Replies...you are very noble you were risking your life becuase you thought it would save people
As a matter of fact our reckless clear cutting of millions of acres of trees is indeed affecting our air quality, and not in a good way.
I just hug my body to the wall so that the demons can't sneak up on me
Yall really don't know... demons spawn if you close your eyes for over 30 seconds
I still do that I hate it but I can't even remember who or what started this but it scares me to death
That isn't emphasising a danger, that is exaggerating and unreasonably scaring that poor child. Teaching care is one thing, giving people lifelong phobias isn't good parenting.
I kind of like that line, and want it on a shirt now; "Most Days, You Won't Die. It's Fine"
After seeing a video of a woman being dragged into and under the top of an escalator into the gears after managing to push her child to safety...this phobia isn't all that unwarranted.
When I was really little I got mad at my mom and sat down on the escalator. I had absolutely no intention on standing up at the end. She swooped me up right as my shirt was being shred by it.
My neighbor was so paranoid that her six year old son would be kidnapped she told him if he went with a stranger "They'll take you to their apartment and cut your penis off.". She was serious.
I didn't have an issue with escalators until I traveled to Hong Kong, where they go at like double the speed! I had to time my entry like I was in a double-Dutch championship.
I experienced a very scary escalator accident as a kid. It was in a department store in London where a kid somehow got stuck. I didn't witness it but I remember the screaming and that my dad grabbed me and ran out. Somehow I had forgotten all about it and was very cool but it came back to my memory a few years ago and since then I avoid escalators.
My unkel got his fingers stuck in an early generation escalator, still has the scars to prove. So naturally the whole family is scared of them
Load More Replies...I made as much funny faces as I could every time the bells were ringing. I was extremely disappointed that my face kept going back to normal.
I still tell my kids this. And if it does happen they will have to go to far north queensland where the wind blows in the opposite direction to fix it. We live in NSW.
Actually... it's kind of true . If you're tough on your skin by pulling faces , you're creating looser skin in those areas . So if you pull the same face all the time , you'll wrinkle in those areas first , kind of highlighting the faces you made
bro i remember this episode of spongebob where their faces got stuck in weird positions... scared the crap out of me
They told me if one would make a funny face at noon it would get stuck like that forever.. and erm... it did.
they want to traumatize us. but they never said anything bout body slamming cops
In the days of VHS tape, one of my friends pulled the FBI copyright warnings out of all his tapes and spliced them together in an empty cassette. 2 hours of FBI warnings! Very Andy Warhol-ish . . .
OMFSM YES! I also thought that warning meant you could go to jail if you told someone what happened in a movie.
When me and the boys make movies we always end with something like " this movie is copyrighted and if the FBI catches you pirating this they will kick you in the face and shoot you in the butt." Of course we were like 12 at the time.
I remember a couple of years back in Germany they made a series of deterring ads for cinemas. One of them was about two prison rapists discussing which one of the two newly arrested video pirates was sexier.
And how would you even GET the express written consent of the National Football League or Major League Baseball?
I think my FBI agent laughs every time I try to skip it, which is to say every time I see it.
I was convinced that the FBI was going to mess us up if we recorded a damn video .
My concern was volcanos. I read a book when I was in grade school about a farmer in Mexico who saw a volcano erupt from his corn field. Mind you, I lived in Florida (before it became awful ) which is comprised mainly of sandstone with no tectonic plate with hundreds of miles. I was suspicious of every hole in the ground. Worried about it for years.
I saw a meteor fall to earth when I was a little kid. It was absolutely terrifying, and of course my parents didn't believe me.. until the next night on the news when there was a story about a warehouse a few miles away being struck by it!
one of my elementary school teachers called my mom in for a teacher conference because my fear of them was so bad
Meteors hit the ground a lot more than we are told. These of course are the much smaller ones than the earth killer types.
I was scared that if I sat on the toilet too long, then a snake-like monster would emerge from the water and bite my ass
Sounds plausibile in some countries. I mean, after reading the headlines of that python incident...
Load More Replies...I was terrified something would grab my legs and pull me off the bed, so I spent 99% of my childhood sleeping in the fetal position
I had this. I had to sleep in the exact middle of the bed, no exposed limbs, not even in the summer when it was hot. I also had to have two pillows - one I could put over the back and side of my neck so a vampire couldn't bite me.
Load More Replies...we currently have a "go bag"- for evacuating from the fires up north- so this is a very real thing for me
Bagel is too cute. I always had my bed (and slept facing outward) so I could see both the door and the window but had some toys behind me facing outward too - they protected me (just incase a ghost came through the wall) and would look out for danger whilst I was sleeping (because obviously toys are most active at night and sleep during the day). My other toys were infront of me - fully protected (and I made a little pocket by tucking the duvet under my feet to stop any monsters grabbing my toes in the night
Hmm these are a bit darker than some of the others. Maybe something happened or was said to you at a young age that created the behaviour
I had a go bag and an emergency, fresh every night tub of water next to my fish tank so I could bring my fish with me (I didn't put them in the tub every night, but it was there if needed)
I don't know if every swimming pool have shark, but some of them certainly do. I'm sure!
Largo had some in his pool in Thunderball. Such a nice pool, a guest of his could easily have gotten in by mistake, then CHOMP
Load More Replies...I was convinced the pool filter would pull me down and suck my arm or leg in until I'd drown unless I kept swimming real fast.
why do people believe there would be sharks in the pool? is this common?
These posts make me glad I never watched Jaws as a child. Hindsight, it could be because I live Australian city close to the coast, and here the fear is more legitimate .
Hey, has anyone seen the older James Bond? that crazy guy had a swarm of sharks behind the pool wall, so he could throw someone in and have them devoured.
just depends where you're living right? Best regards from Chile... (on the other side of the ring of fire)
Load More Replies...As someone who grew up in Cornwall, England, I just thought all hills were undiscovered volcanoes :(
I live in the Philippines and school was cancelled in January due to mount Taal erupting. We had to wear masks for 4 days due to ash fall. Thankfully that was the worst thing that happened in 2020, so we're all good now.
Nothing, but unfortunately almost nobody is required to learn cursive anymore.
Load More Replies...I love writing in cursive. But it's much easier, when taught properly. My son was having trouble taking notes because printing took so long. They never taught him anything more than the letters in school, not how to connect them. We spent weeks doing that. He eventually learned how much quicker it is to write in cursive. You don't have to lift your pen. His note taking skills improved significantly. Probably one of the few things he's thanked me for. lol
I know a few people who write in cursive with such an extreme slant that it's almost impossible to read. It's super *neat* and *clean*, but ultimately illegible. I encountered this problem when going through old documents of my grandfathers. I have no problem reading cursive, often use it myself, but some of his cursive is so extreme it's impossible to make out, which is a shame because these documents have potentially interesting family history.
I am so confused by this one - doesn't pretty much everyone write in cursive?
Yeah, not so much in the U.S. Anymore, if at all.
Load More Replies...I always write in cursive. And, btw, I'm from America, and everyone I know writes in cursive. I've written in cursive since I was seven.
Yes, once you reached a certain age, you were expected to never print again.
Yeah, I thought we learned to print first because kids print but once we graduate high school it's cursive only which is why they also taught cursive but didn't require it yet
Our dog got skunked so yes. I was terrified. I am allergic to tomatoes, so bathing in tomato juice would not have been an option for me.
A skunk hid under our deck with like 14 babies, along with one by one a rat, groundhog, possum, and we finally got rid of the deck during quarantine. They were just circulating around the neighborhood.
You obviously don’t live in the country.... every year they try to live under are ac unit every year my dog gets sprayed
I may be weird but I LOVE the scent of skunk! Not just me but my whole family does.
I live in Texas , and this is actually a thing. We've gotten sprayed or our pets have gotten sprayed many times . Why do I live here ?!
Hey, in my neighborhood they are. I live just above a creek, they wander into my apartment complex. I've almost bumped into a skunk at least three times. Fortunately, the closest call was with a baby who was more scared of me than I was of it! And I don't live in the country: I live in the San Francisco Bay Area.
my mom said this happened to her grandpa who died, supposedly because he swallowed a watermelon seed and it started growing inside of him and then poof he died. I think it was a tumor or something lol
i really wanted a cat as pet when i was younger, so i was told that if you swallow a cats hair it would grow inside my stomach. problem solved for my parents xD btw i have 3 cats now and i am still alive :p
If people keep destroying the habitat of animals, they must not be surprised when the animals move into the peoples habitat.
Yeah dont get excited there pal. I live in Florida and most of the land in this state is still wild. They have plenty of places to swim, hunt, and whatever else Gators do. Still I have watched one through the sliding glass doors to the back yard climb over my neighbor's backyard fence.
Load More Replies...Uhm , I'm sorry , I can't hear you over the sounds of my screams of terror ! One of my worst fears come true ! I've had reoccurring stress dreams throughout my life about alligators suddenly popping up where they shouldn't be , and keep trying to escape them . Any time stress is high I will have that damn dream . People dropping off "pets" that've gotten too big , into habitats they don't belong in. All bets are off now , They could pop up anywhere . I only swim in swimming pools ... after checking for gators of course. Is that weird ? Lololol
I was 18 when this was released and tbh she creeped me out! I remember thinking that's a bit too much for kids. When her glasses and wig came off was one awful, but her talking to them and her creepy "cat" has to be the worst bit of that scene
I let you pet Mr. Whiskers ! Ahhhhhhh! My kids are in their 20's now , and we will still randomly say this to eachother . One of the best Sponge Bob moments ever
The Quaker Oats guy creeped me out and he still does and the "Nothing is better for thee than me" line makes it so much worse.
To my understanding, she actually represents a tongue parasite that actually exists!
I thought she was a version of thatvfush with a worm lure on its tongue. Or a deep sea angler.
Load More Replies...There's an actual parasite that this "lady" is modeled after, its called a Cymothoa exigua. It gets into its host (most commonly a fish) and replaces it's tongue images-5fb...1f6dd.jpeg
Has no one seen happy tree friends???? that was my nightmare and my sister and cousins would always watch it I still get night mares from it I feel like i cant even think about it
I'm confident that my mind is f****d up enough to scare off any potential mind reader
often I wonder if my mom can read my mind because she always knows what I'm thinking, so I try to keep it blank
Load More Replies...Well, considering the average size they got these days I for one can truly imagine they might feel claustrofobic and trapped...
Ever since a clown rules the white house my fear of these unreliable freaks has returned...
I guess that all the sane Americans have this fear at the moment.
Load More Replies...Coulrophobia is a persistent fear of clowns, where individuals may feel “shaken or traumatised” at the thought of them. Currently the term is not listed in the World Health Organisation's ICD-10 or in the American Psychiatric Association's categorisation of disorders, but it is very real for those who suffer it.
It soon will be on every imaginable list as a serious mental health problem in the US with a clown as president.
Load More Replies...I to am afraid of the dark and I only told my husband last week his answer fairy lights in our room instead of me leaving the bathroom light on until he came to bed I am still afraid of the dark but it's comforting I hope this help anyone who is afraid of the dark
I am 61 years old and only stopped being afraid of the dark 2 years ago - no idea why
Yes! Still hate them (i’m 26) tripped on one when I was about 4/5, was nearly at the top. Clothes got caught In the shredder looking bit at the end, clothes then ripped, then my knee was all scraped and bleeding. It was hella scary
First, I'm much older, 60. But when I was 3 (and yes I still remember this) the escalator I was on with my mother "flattened out". Apparently that was a thing back in 1963. My mother and I were not that far from the bottom, but still fell. We had a few bumps and bruises, but the bad part was a woman near the top fell all the way down, breaking her leg (compound fracture). Fell right on top of me, I ended up covered in blood, and can still remember her screaming. I'm sure she had quite a lawsuit. I don't believe that happens with them anymore. To this day, I start sweating if an escalator is my only option.
Load More Replies...I was terrified of the green lined ones at the Liberty Science Center for a while. Don't know exactly why, but I think it's because I kept getting scolded for getting on and off them when on a field trip there at summer camp. Also remember a rather humiliating episode where my mother once had to go back up an escalator at the mall to go back down with me.
With the coronavirus situation, I'm so used to emergency warnings on our phones, but, oh my, when an earthquake happened a couple of years ago or so. We were in the office, and phones went "weeeeeeee! Apocalypse! The world is falling apart!" (that's how iPhones sound), and we all looked at each other, and I read it was an earthquake, and then we felt a slight vibration, and that's it.
Well, they do that when ICBMs come our way, too... Or we need to evacuate due to heavy rain, floods, landslides, heavy snow, tsunami, etc. 🇯🇵
Load More Replies...Everybody know that too much arm or leg sticking out wouldn't allow the bad guy to get you. It's the demon under the bed that would get you.
Relax. I found from personal experience they won't chop you up. They'll just whack you a few times and stop. Not pleasant but not deadly either. Long story involving alcohol and youth.
Load More Replies...i dont like them when they seem loose, I'm scared they will fall and crush me in my sleep
Not unreasonable to get someone to check that it's fixed correctly. With something this heavy, and with moving parts that will create wear and tear, it is only prudent to check it regularly.
Load More Replies...I had a fear of ceiling fans for years because I feared they would chop my head off. Writing it now sounds utterly crazy but it was a major childhood concern!
I can hear this picture. D: (Although I was old enough to find it hilarious more than terrifying. "Reeeturn the slaaaaaab" "WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?!")
Who even let courage the cowardly dog be shown to children? That show f****d me up
I had a dream once where my family was being chased by a dinosaur made out of macaroni noodles
I scared me so bad that I figured out all the non creaky floor boards and would only walk on those One day though I figured it out that it wasn't real and I walked on all the floor boards (creaky or not) but it still freaks me out especially at night
Reading this in a cast iron bath, upstairs, in a 200+ year old house with very creaky floors. Thanks for that, Ms Boag. I am no longer relaxed.
Load More Replies...i was a mascot 2 years ago (7th grade) and I wouldn't go up to kids, cuz I was told not to, I was told to kneel down if they looked scared, and let them come to me. that's what you're supposed to do.
yessss i HATE them things! 1'm 16 and i still am unnerved by them. in my elementary school years, my school had this one mascot that would come to cheer us up for the state testing, i would always skip the event in the office. His name was Jiggy. (i attached a picture) eeewww-5f7...ed05e.jpeg
Coulrophobia is a persistent fear of clowns, where individuals may feel “shaken or traumatised” at the thought of them. Currently the term is not listed in the World Health Organisation's ICD-10 or in the American Psychiatric Association's categorisation of disorders, but it is very real for those who suffer it.
Can't go near the buoys. They'll kill me. Although my fear probably comes from being at the beach and having a teenager drown because they used to pile on one of the big ones and all jump off. He jumped off, got his foot caught in a loop of cable and drowned before anyone knew where he was. Pretty scary when I was just a little six or seven year old kid playing in the shallows.
I once hit my head pretty badly against a wreck marker buoy. I was coming up from a dive in very murky water and suddenly there was this wall of rusty metal with flakes of orange paint in front of my eyes... before I could even realise what I was looking at I hit my head against it - luckily I didn't pass out.
My husband used to think the static on the tv was people fighting.
My sister had this problem but she did not even have to turn on the TV. Scared the s**t out of us. Like the TV would eat us up
The dodo is dead. It's extinct. ( Insert Monty Python Parrot Sketch )
As a child, I was afraid of jet planes, especially the sonic boom. That was because of my grandma and mother's stories about the bombing in WWII.
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Well, you have to know that it's possible to get pregnant if someone touch your bellybutton, but only if you have sex at same time. 😉
Didn't know that one but as a kid I knew an adult who had a variation of getting pregnant from the toilet seat. She insisted you could get pregnant through your feet if a man had used the shower before you.???
An adult thought that? Yikes. Decent sex education is so very important.
Load More Replies...No, we just had normal demons under the bed. Alligators aren't native to Europe.
Mine wasn't irrational - my old cat would hide under my bed and launch sneak attacks at my feet. But once I'd dreamt something did grab my feet in the night (not overhanging the edge) I made a little pocket by folding the bottom of the duvet under my feet (like =| )so my feet are protected
Omg this was my absolute chuldhood fear too! I'd never have thought someone else had this too, hahaha. It was never a demon or a bad man under my bed, always alligators!
As long as you don't stand before a mirror in the dark and repeat her name 3 times, she's not coming to get you.
I know I know, but I still think "but what if I accidentally summon her?"
Load More Replies...Latest reports calculate that the world be inhabitable within the next 100 years if we keep ignoring all the scientific evidence. Which would mean that the children that are born today, most likely will be the generation that will watch the world die.
The world was supposed to end a few more times before that, according to the news, at least. But it never happened, so the 2013 prophecy didn't scare me. The world, eventually, will end indeed, it's already ending, slowly. If things go well, we, as species, won't be alive to witness the world's real end.
Now that's ridiculous because everybody knows that the Loch Ness monster can only survive in fresh water. The water in a college swimming pool isn't fresh...
I wasn't scared of it but I absolutely loathed and detested it. Sound off whenever that came up.
Load More Replies...And now think what adults these days are afraid of: Vaccinations. Masks. People from other countries. Compared to this, childhood fears are very rational!
As a kid being buried alive was my irrational fear and because of a tv advert I was utterly convinced that every time you took a journey on a London bus the conductor would give you a Double Decker (UK chocolate bar)
The latter one would have been amazing. I loved Double Deckers!
Load More Replies...My #1 fear growing up was a house fire at night. I would lay in bed and make sure I knew where my glasses were and the stuffed animals I wanted to save were within arms reach. Then my neighbors house did have a fire, which only added to that fear. I am still afraid - I started my furnace yesterday after having it cleaned and had to leave for work, hoping and praying it was still standing when I got home. Spoiler: it was.
Omg, yes!! I was constantly terrified robbers were going to come through my window and steal my stuffed animals, so I would spend an hour collecting them and putting them around my body so I was touching every single one of them with at least one finger so if they got kidnapped when I was sleeping I would know. I just fell asleep like that and it’s a miracle I didn’t suffocate!
Load More Replies...Apparently, as a toddler, I used to be scared of cauliflower... I still wanted to touch it though, so I'd be doing it while screaming my head off.
My first grade teacher told us how the sun would expand and consume the Earth and I don't think she adequately expressed the time frame for that because I spent a lot of time thinking that was imminent and then in third grade we had to watch a "documentary" called Threads about what would happen if the Cold War stopped being so cold and I was traumatized believing I would end up in a concentration camp if I managed to survive the initial attack. That film isn't fit for anybody, much less third-graders.
That was frightening!!! I remember Threads,and the American equivalent 'The day after' ...not suitable viewing for a 12 year old..nightmares for months!!
Load More Replies...Was anyone else told that if you slept with a necklace on, you would suffocate?
Yes! I make my daughter take off her necklaces before bed for this very reason.
Load More Replies...I was told if you undo your belly button your butt falls off. This was told to me to stop me randomly playing with my bellybutton but it just made me do it more. Also my dad told me if you think about this problem or that problem you’ll drive yourself crazy. Challenge accepted lol
Thanks for the laugh! That's EXCELLENT. I was told gum is made from the egg sacks of spiders.
Load More Replies...Not one mention about growing up in California and waiting for the big one where the whole state would slide into the Pacific Ocean?
As someone who grew up in California I always thought that was an irrational fear people from other states had but not natives.
Load More Replies...And now think what adults these days are afraid of: Vaccinations. Masks. People from other countries. Compared to this, childhood fears are very rational!
As a kid being buried alive was my irrational fear and because of a tv advert I was utterly convinced that every time you took a journey on a London bus the conductor would give you a Double Decker (UK chocolate bar)
The latter one would have been amazing. I loved Double Deckers!
Load More Replies...My #1 fear growing up was a house fire at night. I would lay in bed and make sure I knew where my glasses were and the stuffed animals I wanted to save were within arms reach. Then my neighbors house did have a fire, which only added to that fear. I am still afraid - I started my furnace yesterday after having it cleaned and had to leave for work, hoping and praying it was still standing when I got home. Spoiler: it was.
Omg, yes!! I was constantly terrified robbers were going to come through my window and steal my stuffed animals, so I would spend an hour collecting them and putting them around my body so I was touching every single one of them with at least one finger so if they got kidnapped when I was sleeping I would know. I just fell asleep like that and it’s a miracle I didn’t suffocate!
Load More Replies...Apparently, as a toddler, I used to be scared of cauliflower... I still wanted to touch it though, so I'd be doing it while screaming my head off.
My first grade teacher told us how the sun would expand and consume the Earth and I don't think she adequately expressed the time frame for that because I spent a lot of time thinking that was imminent and then in third grade we had to watch a "documentary" called Threads about what would happen if the Cold War stopped being so cold and I was traumatized believing I would end up in a concentration camp if I managed to survive the initial attack. That film isn't fit for anybody, much less third-graders.
That was frightening!!! I remember Threads,and the American equivalent 'The day after' ...not suitable viewing for a 12 year old..nightmares for months!!
Load More Replies...Was anyone else told that if you slept with a necklace on, you would suffocate?
Yes! I make my daughter take off her necklaces before bed for this very reason.
Load More Replies...I was told if you undo your belly button your butt falls off. This was told to me to stop me randomly playing with my bellybutton but it just made me do it more. Also my dad told me if you think about this problem or that problem you’ll drive yourself crazy. Challenge accepted lol
Thanks for the laugh! That's EXCELLENT. I was told gum is made from the egg sacks of spiders.
Load More Replies...Not one mention about growing up in California and waiting for the big one where the whole state would slide into the Pacific Ocean?
As someone who grew up in California I always thought that was an irrational fear people from other states had but not natives.
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