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You know how you enter the store to get some milk, only to see the shelf full of pinot grigio right in the way, staring at you with no place to hide? This moment of pure impromptu is basically the essence of the “decisions were made here” meme that shows the lonely product (one intended to buy) standing in the midst of the indulgence section, whether it’s beer or ice cream.

But no matter how funny it may be in the joke format, the reality is a tiny bit different. It turns out, it’s one of the most annoying things customers do while shopping, according to supermarket employees—not even mentioning taking a thing out of its package and leaving it lying out somewhere.

Below is the list of seriously annoying stuff we should all quit immediately if we ever want good shopping karma.

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Accurate

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Bridget Price
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for everyone asking, this is from the TV show "Malcolm in the Middle"

Midget
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, KAREN TAKE THE FRIGGIN HOTDOG TOY AND GET OUT OF HERE >:C

semelina pitrone
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for knowing. I love this show and am on the last season with my mom and IT. IS. HILARIOUS.

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Anja Schmidt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all supermarket workers should get seminars on stress managment !!!

Chris Maddock
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So very true. There really are people like that and the worst of it is that there are a lot of them !!

Damon Hill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've worked retail for 50 years. This is the tip of the iceberg. People say everyone should have to serve in the military, well, EVERYONE should have to work in retail, customer service and required to spend a week riding in an 18 wheeler to get a drivers license of any kind.

Hart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100%. When I worked for a supermarket, that was almost every customer I've ever encountered. Patience thinner is what that job is.

Shivesh Gupta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work at a greetings card shop and customers always used to ask for new envelop after they have messed up with the one that came with the card itself :(

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in a grocery store, and this is true, reading this post might give me an anyurism! (Sorry if misspelled!)

Tessa Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've totally missed what was RIGHT THERE before and asked an employee where it was, only to be directed to what was Glaringly Obvious. Unlike this woman, I've acknowledged being oblivious to what was RIGHT THERE and thanked them. I've worked retail and customer service, and shudder remembering customers like this woman.

Barbara Vandewalle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do not get this because they are old. They grew old being this way. I worked with someone like this and the older she got , the more so it got.

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Cathy Cee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once worked in a grocery store. I was busy adding new stock, a 'lady' asked me where such and such was, I turned my head and answered "aisle 5" since I didn't hear another word, I looked over my shoulder again, she was fiddling with merchandise on the shelves behind me, so I went back to my project. About 5 minutes later, I feel eyes boring into my back, and dummy me, I turned around to look. Miss Inquisitive was giving me a very dirty look. But I can stare holes into someones head, I said: I told you aisle 5, but you rudely couldn't bother to listen! Of course she marched up to the office and complained to the store manager. Thankfully, while I was in trouble, when I told my side of the story, he softened and gently reminded me that customers were our guests. . . . .

Claire Armstrong
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I'll tell you, not that I have ever disrespected someone working in retail anyway, but my appreciation and respect for them went up tenfold during this pandemic! In one supermarket I was chatting with a couple of the staff going through the self-scan checkout and they were telling me about how difficult it's been trying to do their normal duties around customers who seemed to think that the staff weren't included in the 2m rule! Reaching right over them, instead of saying excuse me can I just get in there for something please! They were extremely worried about their health! Then in a different shop one time I'm walking along the centre aisle to get to the aisle I wanted to get to and I sense someone walking right behind me! Turns round and it's one of the staff looking at me as if 'can you please get out of my way', and I'm thinking to myself '2 FECKIN METRES PLEASE'! I let her pass me and carry on with my shopping and then she does it AGAIN! I just let it go but it did annoy me!

Luthian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry ma'am that is out of stock. Starts swearing at me to do something about it. Sure ma'am let me just go get the one we were hiding out the back for our particularly rude customers.

Funbiz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Paula Carr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a scene from the old "Malcolm in the Middle" TV show. Very funny. With a doofy Brian Cranston.

Elaine Mattingly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell her buy batteries for the mustard dog and have some fun! Then watch her implode!

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#2

When People Stop In The Middle Of An Aisle And Act Like They're The Only Ones In The Store

When People Stop In The Middle Of An Aisle And Act Like They're The Only Ones In The Store

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"If You Let Your Kids Do This, [screw] You."

"If You Let Your Kids Do This, [screw] You."

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really annoying. What kind of parents are them? How do they educate those children?

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Back in the 1950s and '60s, the vibe at supermarkets was totally different. According to author Blake Morgan, “brands treated customers like they didn’t have brain cells and used loud and obnoxious voices and obviously exaggerated print.”

It all changed with Ogilvy, the father of advertising who said that you gotta treat customers like you treat your family members. Because, essentially, they’re potential clients.

Then, the now-famous phrase “the customer is always right” was pioneered by successful retailers named Harry Gordon Selfridge, John Wanamaker, and Marshall Field. This approach stuck with us for many years to come, and it’s still in use today. But critics claim it doesn’t work in the current times.

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If You Really Love Your Heros, Consider This

If You Really Love Your Heros, Consider This

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Laugh or not
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, calling people 'heroes' for doing their jobs is a good way to pat them on the back, congratulate them and avoid thinking about work conditions and salaries.

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Getting Told The Same Joke

Getting Told The Same Joke

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In the times of consumerism, customers are no longer the perfect beings worthy of praise. According to the author Alexander Kjerulf, sticking to the “customer is always right” mantra has multiple adverse effects.

It makes employees unhappy, it gives abrasive customers an unfair advantage, it results in worse customer service, and it ignores the fact that some customers are just plain wrong.

Even if being customer-centric is part of the customer experience, that doesn’t mean brands and companies have to follow it blindly. They should rather seek a smart balance in making both customers and their workers equally happy.

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"Working In Retail Is A Special Type Of Hell"

"Working In Retail Is A Special Type Of Hell"

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid, customers had to pay for stuff they dropped and destoyed. Doesn't seem a thing anymore.

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Customers Who Don't Say Hi

Customers Who Don't Say Hi

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cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say Hi and I'm very cheerful about it because I feel like they have taken the time to be nice

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When They Act Like Masks Don't Apply To Them

When They Act Like Masks Don't Apply To Them

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All The Employees Have To Do Is Put Stuff Away...right?

All The Employees Have To Do Is Put Stuff Away...right?

"If you do this, f**k you."

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When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be

When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be

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postboredom
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to work in a supermarket to hate this...I feel for you all.

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"I Think We All Can Relate. Am I Right?"

"I Think We All Can Relate. Am I Right?"

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Tiari
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the things I really like about Germany. A simple „NEXT“ is common and completely sufficient.

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When They Tell Employees Their Whole Life Story

When They Tell Employees Their Whole Life Story

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, I have heard about a women having a colonoscopy, a woman being a prostitute and that the fella with her was her pimp and bf, a guy with a big bandage telling me about his infection that was literally oozing pus etc. Some things we just don’t need or want to know.

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When Guests Forget The Entire Reason Employees Are In The Store

When Guests Forget The Entire Reason Employees Are In The Store

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S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, the customers are only there because the store is open...? Then isn't it the fault of the management?

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When They Walk In Just Before Closing

When They Walk In Just Before Closing

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just close the doors 5 to 10 minutes minutes before closing time and only let customers out. Common practice in the Netherlands.

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When Customers Forget How A Store Works

When Customers Forget How A Store Works

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When They Come .5 Seconds Before Closing Time

When They Come .5 Seconds Before Closing Time

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Csaba Hegedűs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country it is mandatory by law to have 'online cash registers' everywhere, that works like sending all data directly to some tax office or anything. It means if a shop is officially open from like 9 to 18, they can't sell you stuff AFTER 18, because register will note the tax office that out of business hours this shop was doing business. Therefore, shops can legally tell people who come this late that sorry, if you can't make your purchase in the next ten seconds, we can't legally serve you.

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#21

"Black Friday As A Wal-Mart Employee."

"Black Friday As A Wal-Mart Employee."

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When Customers Leave Their Dirty Trash In The Carts

When Customers Leave Their Dirty Trash In The Carts

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Vorknkx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When one fails to understand the simple fact that the supermarket employee is not their mom, and therefore not there to clean up after them.

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Well, let me think a bit about this generous offer you made... NO!"

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Even Though Zebra Says 1 But Not Binned In Anywhere

Even Though Zebra Says 1 But Not Binned In Anywhere

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just go in the back, rest for 5 minutes and come back to tell him "No. We don't have it. I checked everywhere"

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Things-Supermarket-Employees-Hate

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A.M. Pierre
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet I did get charged twice at a bookstore once when this happened. Took forever to get my money back. I realize that's an exception, not the rule, but I am wary now.

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Nemopoint
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually... my wardrobe looks like this. But i didn't shop any outfit since a year so, it'just my wardrobe.

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When Customers Disappear After Employees Go Into The Back To Get Something For Them

When Customers Disappear After Employees Go Into The Back To Get Something For Them

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me the scene with Rowan Atkinson and Alan Rickman in the movie "Love Actually"

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Cough Cough

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel awful for my son. He spits when he talks because of a few reasons. He has a lateral lisp which causes excess saliva and he has low muscle tone in his mouth which causes him to still dribble and not have as much control as most people do. I worry how that will impact him as he gets older.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But sometimes people who don't work at a store can be found folding things because they unfolded them.

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When People Leave Food In A Cart

When People Leave Food In A Cart

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Shelli Aderman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carts need a sign, like, “Don’t complain about rising prices of food when you do this s**t!”

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When People Take Something Out Of Its Package And Just Leave It There

When People Take Something Out Of Its Package And Just Leave It There

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Tiari
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit: I did that once or twice. The packaging had no information about the fabric on it, but I need that info for my decision. Afterwards I really really tried getting the stuff back in the packaging, but gave up after 5 to 10 minutes. If the damn manufacturer is not able to print the f*****g type of fabric on the packaging and I have no chance getting the stuff back in the packaging because it was packed under a vacuum... sorry. And yes. I asked staff about the type of fabric, and mostly the answer is a blank stare and an „I don’t know...“

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When They Beckon An Employee Over Like They're A Trained Animal

When They Beckon An Employee Over Like They're A Trained Animal

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Things Supermarket Employees Hate

Things Supermarket Employees Hate

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Customers hate being asked this, too. Why does it matter? Is there a price differential?

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#37

Who Just Decided "No" On The TV?

Who Just Decided "No" On The TV?

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When They Don't Recognize The Difference Between In-Store And Online

When They Don't Recognize The Difference Between In-Store And Online

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Tiari
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the customer went the extra mile to check if the item he wants is still in stock before he makes the trip, with a service the store provides for exactly that purpose, and you hate him for it? Wow. That’s entitled.

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"98% Of Customers Are Illiterate"

"98% Of Customers Are Illiterate"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes this discount applies only to certain items and it isn't always clear which one

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People Who Shop At The Absolute Last Minute

People Who Shop At The Absolute Last Minute

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a way I wish we had coupons like they do in the US but as a past checkout operator I am also glad we don’t. Takes up so much time.

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