OMG! Keep calm man! Don't kill her, please!

I hate when this happens on sidewalks too

This is really annoying. What kind of parents are them? How do they educate those children?

Yes, calling people 'heroes' for doing their jobs is a good way to pat them on the back, congratulate them and avoid thinking about work conditions and salaries.

This one is super funny!

Oh my god. Somebody teach me how to do this.

When I was a kid, customers had to pay for stuff they dropped and destoyed. Doesn't seem a thing anymore.

there is a spongebob meme for everything

I always say Hi and I'm very cheerful about it because I feel like they have taken the time to be nice

I always say hi if an associate at a store says hi.. One thing that bothers me is , for example, firehouse subs. When anyone walks in all the employees holler "welcome to firehouse subs!!!" And everyone in the whole store looks at you. I hate it. Makes me nervous just thinking about it.

I always say hi to anyone that says hi to me, if they don't say hi to me, I ignore them, I'm just not the people type.

When I worked at Macy's, there was a meeting I had to go to about some new approach to selling or something, and, apparently, they were planning to roll it out worldwide. I'd been to the UK a few years before and had friends in the UK and, knowing how well the 'approach customers to see if they need help/how they're doing' way of things would go over--like a giant lead balloon--I mentioned that shop people in the UK do things differently than in the US, and UK customers wouldn't take well to the US approach (the manager running the meeting had asked/said something about things to keep in mind about different places, or something about that, and left it open to people in the room to contribute). The manager running it tells me that they've actually been having success in the UK with the new policy. I was surprised/taken aback, knowing what I knew, but didn't say anything. Maybe things had changed? Realized later she was full of s**t.

wait... they HAVE to say hi :0

A smile is better

When someone who works in a store says hi to me, I say hi back, always. It's called good manners...and I may need their help in a while.

I say hi, because it's a very nice thing to do and I don't mind, who knows what they've been so far that morning or day.

I feel this in my soul, from all parts of that equation.

YaY!!! A HTTYD Meme!!!

LOL! This is so accurate

AHAHAHAAHAAAH

Spent 23 years working at a small police department. Worked the front counter. Always said Hi or Can I help you.

Next time, surpise them and say, "Heyloo". Its a funner way to greet ppl. And better, i made it up myself! :3

No, this is more the case in America :D

This is me when I have to serve on the till and it's like 7pm the customer's just looking at me like wtf are you hopped up on 😆

Yes, I hated this as well. One of the most insufferable indignities of any job. I'd rather go clean up the pile of crap some mother told her kid to do in the middle of the isle, because she's such a fuktard, she couldn't be bothered to walk 10 feet to the goddamned restroom.

So what are mute people supposed to do?

+ MAGA hat & a "research flat earth" badge

They don't have parks where these people live?

Oh, god. People do this??

You don't have to work in a supermarket to hate this...I feel for you all.

One of the things I really like about Germany. A simple „NEXT“ is common and completely sufficient.

Yup, I have heard about a women having a colonoscopy, a woman being a prostitute and that the fella with her was her pimp and bf, a guy with a big bandage telling me about his infection that was literally oozing pus etc. Some things we just don’t need or want to know.

Walmart...nuff said

But, the customers are only there because the store is open...? Then isn't it the fault of the management?

Just close the doors 5 to 10 minutes minutes before closing time and only let customers out. Common practice in the Netherlands.

Thats probably a brain fart. With a hint of rude.

In my country it is mandatory by law to have 'online cash registers' everywhere, that works like sending all data directly to some tax office or anything. It means if a shop is officially open from like 9 to 18, they can't sell you stuff AFTER 18, because register will note the tax office that out of business hours this shop was doing business. Therefore, shops can legally tell people who come this late that sorry, if you can't make your purchase in the next ten seconds, we can't legally serve you.

ITS THE HERD!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

When one fails to understand the simple fact that the supermarket employee is not their mom, and therefore not there to clean up after them.

Lol. Don't be so sure!

"Well, let me think a bit about this generous offer you made... NO!"

You just go in the back, rest for 5 minutes and come back to tell him "No. We don't have it. I checked everywhere"

And yet I did get charged twice at a bookstore once when this happened. Took forever to get my money back. I realize that's an exception, not the rule, but I am wary now.

Actually... my wardrobe looks like this. But i didn't shop any outfit since a year so, it'just my wardrobe.

Evil people. My sister is one of them.

Reminds me the scene with Rowan Atkinson and Alan Rickman in the movie "Love Actually"

I feel awful for my son. He spits when he talks because of a few reasons. He has a lateral lisp which causes excess saliva and he has low muscle tone in his mouth which causes him to still dribble and not have as much control as most people do. I worry how that will impact him as he gets older.

*Beverly Goldberg (please tell me you guys watch that show).