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Gender roles are a hot topic these days, but there is a segment of the population whose definition of being straight is so narrow, that the moment a man puts in even an ounce of effort, they are immediately declared “gay.”

Someone asked “Straight guys, what is the strangest thing you have been told not to do because "that's gay"?” and people shared their most unhinged examples. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to add your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” As a straight woman, I think the gayest thing straight men do IS THINK everything is gay. Like…why are you always thinking about being gay? Gay men? Gay things? Colors that are gay, seasons are gay, drinks are gay, clothes are gay? Like…….maybe YOURE GAY dude .

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personal insecurity and toxic masculinity of their peers

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Eating soup. For some reason a friend of mine thinks soup is gay and I love soup.

Of course my highest rated comment is about gay soup.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meaning I must be gay too. Cause I used to dislike soup (had it too many times as a child) but now, nothing warms the dark soul of mine like hot broth.

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I travel to work every day by public transport, including the train. One day a man of Ottoman descent spoke to me. He asked me not to show off my gayness so publicly, as it was disgusting.

I wear a brown leather bracelet on my left wrist with the name of my son (who was 2 years old at the time) engraved on it.

When I confronted him and told him he could keep his homophobic views to himself and that this was my son's name, he accused me of being xenophobic and Islamophobic.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Have a cat. My little buddy is so damn cool. Everyone loves Cosmo.

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I can sew, knit and crochet. My aunt watched me as a kid and was a seamstress so I picked it up from her. I got a lot of s**t for being able to do this but whateves. Very useful skills.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knitting used to be done by men - guilds to protect craft secrets and all. It didn't become 'feminine' until the Victorian era

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” When I was a kid I did ballet and I was the only boy in the class. Apparently, dancing with twenty girls and being the fastest runner in the school because of my larger-than-average leg muscles is "gaaaaayyyyyy!".

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Going down on a woman. Seriously. "That's where the d**k goes!"

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I'm literally tattooing on the guy and say "ok just have Magenta and Gold then we're done" and he I s**t you not says "Magenta?! What are you, queer? Just call it pink. Dont need to have fancy names for s**t"

Like dude, I have 10 different shades of Pink in this drawer, it's kind of my whole f*****g job to know the difference lol

Also, youre the one getting permanently colored pink in this spot, and you wanna call me gay for knowing the name?!

S**t cracked me up.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd end the session and leave him with half-finished tat. I guess you manly alpha dude don't want an ink made by some "queer", do you?

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” My dad called me gay for eating a salad at lunch one time. I was in the first grade.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Da always always encouraged me to eat fruit and veg using the wise words of 'Do you wanna split your AHole every time you have a s**t?'

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Show physical affection to a male animal. Specifically, I kissed my male cat on the top of his head.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am always giving my cat kisses on the top of his head he loves it

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” When I was in a running club the trainer told me to close my hands to a fist while running, because else it looked gay. I still don't understand his point. Are fists heterosexual and open hands gay? And also how does that have ANYTHING to do with running?

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I would've thought an open hand, fingers together, would be more aerodynamic than a closed fist🤷🏻‍♀️but what do I know, the most running I do is running a bath

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Me and my friends were deciding which movie we wanted to check out in the theater and decided on Brokeback Mountain because the alternative looked “kinda gay”.

Mind that we knew what both movies were about and none of us at that time (or since, I hasten to add) were homophobic or intolerant, that was just the vernacular of the time. Soon as my friend said it though we just kinda looked at each other and burst out laughing, and I think that was the last time I remember any of us using the word as an insult.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Get a vasectomy. I’ve seen it making the rounds of fundamentalist influencers as well. 

Apparently having tons of unprotected worry free sex with my wife is gay. .

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which makes no sense. Gay men don't typically go looking for vasectomies, since we don't have to worry about getting our partners pregnant. I know a handful of straight men who've had the snip, but not one gay man.

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I used to have a job that required me to wear a suit and tie. A woman I was seeing said that it was gay that I laid them out the night before. The reason I do that is because me and mornings don’t like each other very much.


I was called gay for not grabbing and kissing a female friend of mine when she wanted me to. For the record, this was several weeks after the “I only see you as a friend and I don’t want to date you” speech. She had not updated her feelings for me to me. Apparently respecting women’s stated boundaries is gay.


Hanging out with my best friend? Two men alone together must be doing the gay to each other.


Honestly, it is exhausting sometimes.

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Blasting Pink Pony Club next to some construction workers. 1 started dancing. His buddy called him a flag. He gave him the finger and kept dancing.

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Was out getting drinks with a friend towards the end of pride month, the bar we went to had a special drink for pride called a "Pride-acolada" it had all kinds of fruit in it and sounded delicious so I ordered one. My friend looked at me with terror in his eyes and said "arnt you worried that people will think you are gay if you order that." I just laughed at him, told him I didn't care and no one else does either, lost a bit of respect for him in that moment.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, I’m not worried this will make me look gay, but you should worry that asking that question makes you look like a dipshit.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wiping your own a*s. "Why clean the house unless you're expecting vistors?" -_-

Some of y'all are nasty. How about i just like living in a clean house?

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Apparently they don't wash either - like, how do they not get a rash or fungal infection or something - I guess that's one way to say you're not dating anyone🤷🏻‍♀️

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I'm a girl dad, so I keep a hair tie looped around my wallet. We kept getting to events (dance, soccer, gymnastics) without one, so I just keep it on me. 


I got called a f****t for doing this.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Any type of PPE on a blue collar job site.

People think getting intense sunburn and skin cancer or having their toes crushed is peak masculinity.

These are the guys in their early 30/40's that have f****d up their bodies and still try to encourage newbies to do the wrong thing.

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I cover about 150 building sites and have never heard anyone being ridiculed for wearing PPE. In fact the opposite, someone who blatantly doesn't use it eg no face mask while cutting stone indoors is considered an idiot

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Pee sitting down.

I was taking care of my Parkinson's addled father. Walking and falling down were a big issue. I was basically living at his house towards the end, holding his elbow everywhere he went, including many a midnight bathroom trip, standing there holding him up and holding his d**k so he could pee. I kept trying to get him to just sit down to pee so I didn't have to touch his d**k.

"NO! I'm not sitting down to take a p**s!"

"Why not?"

"That's too Fagou!".

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Real men' wash after themselves so many 'real men' sit down. Period.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Putting my hands on my hips after running flat out on a treadmill at the gym. It's a "gay pose" apparently!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a superhero pose, IMO. But wait, super heroes wear tights. Never mind, you won't win with this one.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Drink wine.

In "small town southern USA", guys drink beer and girls drink wine. Some dude took my glass of wine and gave me a beer once at a house party.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could you imagine if they visited France, Italy, Spain, or well... Anywhere in Europe! 'Europe is gay!'

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Cry

It was always kids at school never at home though. My dad is, at least emotionally, a tradional man's man, but he never told me not to cry. Which caused some issues for me as a kid but helped the adult me be emotionally healthy.

A couple years ago my dad played my family possibly the saddest song to ever exist. Jacobs Dream by Allison Krauss. A devastating song about children freezing to death in the woods while their parents search for them often from the POV of the dead kids, including lines like 'mommy and daddy don't cry we arent cold anymore'

I didn't make it past the first chorus before breaking down, like full body sobs. My dad says something like the classic 'are you really that upset' to which i replied something like 'im not ashamed of the crying, its a really sad song'

The song finished out as my dad continued to pick up around the house, and I definitely saw him wipe a few tears away. He's been a bit more open about showing tears since then. Its funny because it helped me realize my biggest cry trigger: strong men trying to hold back tears and failing

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That song is a massive heart breaker, to be sure. One of the most beautiful songs ever.

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Like flowers. B***h, I love lilacs and will not be shamed for going out of my way every spring to fall in love with the smell again and again.

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Liking cats. Apparently favoring cats over dogs makes me gay.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read "licking cats"... and thought "well, it's not gay, but it sure is strange" :-)

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Find a woman with short hair attractive.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Grew up in the 80s and 90s anything you did or expressed a interest in you got called gay for.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not where I grew up... I mean you'd think the Florida and Georgia area would be a hot bed for this stuff. Weirdo and freak were the go-to insults.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” The strangest one I've heard is "Two guys can't drive around in a convertible with the top down."

Another one:  "Two guys can't sit next to each other in a movie theater if it's not crowded.".

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Yeah, I also enjoy watching a movie with my friends sitting a mile away

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Liking the color pink. I didn't care about this at first when I was a kid cuz I really liked the color green.

Liking butterflies. Liking green to me meant liking nature as well, cuz nature has the best greens. And nature provides the most beautiful of colors. Insects and especially butterflies fascinated me. They're just cool and pretty to look at.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a grandson who really likes pink. He'd wear it all the time but at 5, he's already realized wearing pink would put him into trouble at school. So he only wears it at home or on the week-ends. Sad.

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I haven't been told this, but a Facebook friend posted she would never let her man wear flip flops because "that's gay".

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One of the perks of being gay is you rarely run into men who want to control your clothing. I've known so many straight men who basically let their wives and girlfriends treat them like children when it comes to clothes -- and it's not like they improve his style in any way, they just veto his favorite clothes. So he looks like a more boring version of himself.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I played the clarinet. I got called Faginet alot.

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No, that's the bassoon. ( It's called various spellings of "fagott" or "fagotto" in other languages, and used to be in English, too. )

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I once (advised by my therapist) tried to make friends at work by asking someone to go grab a coffee... He said it was weird for two men to go get coffee.

F**k you too, Miguel.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Putting on sunscreen.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Drinking a cocktail (or a female drink as they say).

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you go an drink your nasty tasting whiskey and ill drink my delicious fruity cocktail that will get me twatted

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I had a male friend who wouldn’t drink through a straw because you “look gay” when you use a straw.

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Brother always drinks from glass at restaurants, never a straw. Are you really sure that hasn't touched another mouth w/o being properly cleaned? Ick🤢

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Moisturizing, using conditioner, or spending time on skincare.

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Not drinking alcohol when using power tools. I do woodworking as a hobby, and not drinking alcohol when operating table saws and planners is gay apparently. I guess PPE is also gay by extension.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never heard this. Like at all. And I'm Scottish, we're well known for our love of the drink. If someone was using power tools drunk they'd be avoided where I live, not just during the incident but after, too

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Saying I love you and hugging your best friend as a man that is a man.

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Using an umbrella.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wear pink or similar colours, although it definitely is my colour.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If pink's your colour than it's actually quite sexy - and if your hetero - a lot of woman will appreciate that you know your colour and have the confidence to wear pink - so keep doing you and be sexy!

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wallet on left side? Gay.
Ear ring in right ear? Gay
Having a color preference of any kind? Gay
M*******ting? Means you are gay.

Any crossing of the legs other than foot on top of opposite knee? Gay.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, they're just showing their age - the wallet and earring thing were 'signals' back-in-the-day

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Old guys at work said that liking avocado is gay.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Eating at a sushi restaurant with another guy..

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂😂 no but my husband and his guy friend went to get all you can eat sushi together...on Valentine's Day!! 😂😂😂

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” My cousin introduced me to the computer game “you don’t know jack”. When I visited him again, he had uninstalled it and wouldn’t let me play it because he said it makes people gay.

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"Did you play the game?" -- "Yes, but..." -- "Are you now gay?" -- "No!" -- "Game doesn't make people gay. QED."

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Listen to David Bowie.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love David Bowie, I had a huge crush on him when I was a teen but my excuse is that I am actually bisexual.

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I'm of Mexican descent, which has a very machista culture. When I was a kid I used to eat tacos by squeezing my thumb and index fingers and my other 3 digits would be standing up. My parents would make fun of me and would say it looked feminine every time they caught me doing it till I stopped cuz I was just really annoyed by it all. I mean, its terrible taco eating form, no support, but that's not why they hassled me.

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Design curvy UI component, like button, alert dialog, text box. If its too rounded, my coworker say its gay.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I confess that I always hated moves towards rounded boxes. Not because I think it's unmanly but I just prefer square boxes, OK?

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Checking my finger nails with my palm facing away from me lol .

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How else are you going to see if your finger nails are getting to long?

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Listening to music where the singer is a male.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, cause listening to Mötörhead is totally gay.....

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“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Any leg cross that wasn't your ankle sitting on your knee was gay.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obvs not gay but I'm curious: How is there any room for the package of your legs are crossed like that?

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