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rubysundance , Alex Bayev / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Eating soup. For some reason a friend of mine thinks soup is gay and I love soup.

Of course my highest rated comment is about gay soup.

Final score:

100points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 weeks ago

Meaning I must be gay too. Cause I used to dislike soup (had it too many times as a child) but now, nothing warms the dark soul of mine like hot broth.

32points

I travel to work every day by public transport, including the train. One day a man of Ottoman descent spoke to me. He asked me not to show off my gayness so publicly, as it was disgusting.

I wear a brown leather bracelet on my left wrist with the name of my son (who was 2 years old at the time) engraved on it.

When I confronted him and told him he could keep his homophobic views to himself and that this was my son's name, he accused me of being xenophobic and Islamophobic.

Optimus_Prowse Report

Final score:

98points

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Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

We have a winner

53points

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Have a cat. My little buddy is so damn cool. Everyone loves Cosmo.

Saganists Report

Final score:

90points

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Charlie the Cat 2 weeks ago (edited)

I have 2 cats. That makes me double gay.

45points

PancakeExprationDate Report

I can sew, knit and crochet. My aunt watched me as a kid and was a seamstress so I picked it up from her. I got a lot of s**t for being able to do this but whateves. Very useful skills.

Final score:

85points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

Knitting used to be done by men - guilds to protect craft secrets and all. It didn't become 'feminine' until the Victorian era

33points

n75mk9nk2n 2 weeks ago

Most of our stupid gender perceptions are about that recent, actually.

7points

Susie Elle 2 weeks ago

Aren't sailors supposed to know how to sew as well?

6points

Libstak 2 weeks ago (edited)

Keeping those sails in good order would be life or death and yes, they would need to sew all the rips.

2points

Stryker Tyger 2 weeks ago

I was raised during my teen years by mom, and lived in a home with a two-year-younger sister. I never learned how to sew or crochet, but I can discuss the pros and cons of various types of birth control, as well as pads vs tampons. I am 99% cishet, but pretty much everyone tells me I'm very in touch with a more feminine side than most "normal" guys. I'm rather proud of this.

6points

Soton_Sherpa 2 weeks ago

Oldy timey fishermen used to knit all the time.

5points

keyboardtek 2 weeks ago

Many armed forces men learn to sew. You never know what skill you will need to survive.

5points

Mike F 2 weeks ago (edited)

That is the reason I got over being apprehensive about sewing. A friend of mine returned from Vietnam and we were having a beer while he went through a basket full of his kid's clothes that needed mending while his wife took care of their kids. I thought if Sam can do screw it, so can I and I got fairly good at it.

0points

athornedrose 2 weeks ago (edited)

yes, heaven forbid men be able to *checks notes* create or mend anything....

5points

K- THULU 2 weeks ago

My mum had chronic arthritis so I learnt to sew, knit, make clothes from patterns.... all that stuff because I had to be her fingers for most of my childhood..... got to say that a lot of women in my life were pretty impressed with a guy who can make them clothes.....

4points

Child of the Stars 2 weeks ago

I'll admit to being a bit surprised when I find out a man can sew or do needlework. But I've always thought, hey, that's awesome! and never, hey, you must be gay.

4points

David Jeffery 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah, useful! Thanks to COVID, I got into the habit of darning my socks and mending holes in jeans and pants. I still do it now. Not very well, admittedly, but it's actually very calming

2points

Leoninus Fate 2 weeks ago

my birthfather, as a side job is a blacksmith, he makes leather tunics and such, so he has all those skills....wouldn't see him as "gay" in any manner unless he comes out

1point

C. S. M 2 weeks ago

I can sew buttons back and repair seams sometimes...

0points

Lene 2 weeks ago

My bf's dad spent about half his life as a sailor and have sailed on 6 of the 7 seas. He is the one who will mend socks and sew things together. My bf's mom is a knitter and she always has her wip with her. I am trying to get back to crocheting now that my kids are getting a bit older. Imagine what us three people could achieve if we put all those skills into one person? That would be AMAZING! so those things are super duper just very handy and if that makes you gay (as in happy) then let's be gay together!

0points

BookFanatic 2 weeks ago

My ex-boyfriend is way better at sewing than I am. His mom does needlepoint and he was one of only a handful of Cub Scouts that got his sewing badge. Very handy dude to have around.

0points

xolitaire 2 weeks ago

Be proud, those are some great skills to have. I wish I was talented in crafts, but I'm a danger to my surroundings, even if all I have at my disposal are watercolours

0points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 weeks ago

In the military, being able to sew can be both useful and lucrative. Oh, you need to get your new stripes sewn on neatly? Can do, for $10, pal.

0points

Pernille 2 weeks ago

Lots of the sheep herders around here knows how to knit, there is one guy that makes beautiful sweaters while up in the mountains in summer, and then sells them when he comes down in September.

0points

Sammy boy 2 weeks ago

My Grandfather grew up poor and had to sew his own clothes. He taught me how to sew saying it's an important life skill. It is has saved me a lot of money. I also make baby blankets for my friends.

0points

Libstak 2 weeks ago

Worked with a guy whose dad made the most amazing tapestries without a pattern. He had many medals from shows and fairs for his work and it was absolutely beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the proud son showing off dads talent by bringing examples in to work for all of us to see.

0points

Gabriela Cink 2 weeks ago

They were jealous of your fancy socks...

0points

Kipper 2 weeks ago

A guy in my office would bring his knitting in to work òn in his lunch break. He could knit the most beautiful fair isle Icelandic sweaters

0points

Jocelyn Webster 2 weeks ago

That's an awesome talent.

0points

SamuraiGoblin , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” When I was a kid I did ballet and I was the only boy in the class. Apparently, dancing with twenty girls and being the fastest runner in the school because of my larger-than-average leg muscles is "gaaaaayyyyyy!".

Final score:

77points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

Hetero male dancers are just smart😂

43points

MaximumZer0 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Going down on a woman. Seriously. "That's where the d**k goes!"

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

Final score:

76points

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Tobias Reaper 2 weeks ago

woow so eating the kitty is gay now who knew

56points

Warnex9 , Allef Vinicius / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I'm literally tattooing on the guy and say "ok just have Magenta and Gold then we're done" and he I s**t you not says "Magenta?! What are you, queer? Just call it pink. Dont need to have fancy names for s**t"

Like dude, I have 10 different shades of Pink in this drawer, it's kind of my whole f*****g job to know the difference lol

Also, youre the one getting permanently colored pink in this spot, and you wanna call me gay for knowing the name?!

S**t cracked me up.

Final score:

71points

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Luke Branwen 2 weeks ago

I'd end the session and leave him with half-finished tat. I guess you manly alpha dude don't want an ink made by some "queer", do you?

18points

moslof_flosom , Taylor Kiser / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” My dad called me gay for eating a salad at lunch one time. I was in the first grade.

Final score:

58points

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Donkey boi 2 weeks ago

My Da always always encouraged me to eat fruit and veg using the wise words of 'Do you wanna split your AHole every time you have a s**t?'

47points

#10

Show physical affection to a male animal. Specifically, I kissed my male cat on the top of his head.

warlock415 Report

Final score:

54points

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Tobias Reaper 2 weeks ago

I am always giving my cat kisses on the top of his head he loves it

23points

Saaihead , Bradley Dunn / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#11

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” When I was in a running club the trainer told me to close my hands to a fist while running, because else it looked gay. I still don't understand his point. Are fists heterosexual and open hands gay? And also how does that have ANYTHING to do with running?

Final score:

53points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago (edited)

I would've thought an open hand, fingers together, would be more aerodynamic than a closed fist🤷🏻‍♀️but what do I know, the most running I do is running a bath

43points

#12

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Me and my friends were deciding which movie we wanted to check out in the theater and decided on Brokeback Mountain because the alternative looked “kinda gay”.

Mind that we knew what both movies were about and none of us at that time (or since, I hasten to add) were homophobic or intolerant, that was just the vernacular of the time. Soon as my friend said it though we just kinda looked at each other and burst out laughing, and I think that was the last time I remember any of us using the word as an insult.

Morrinn3 Report

Final score:

52points

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Bernd Herbert 2 weeks ago

at least you learned

23points

barrister_bear , JC Gellidon / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#13

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Get a vasectomy. I’ve seen it making the rounds of fundamentalist influencers as well.

Apparently having tons of unprotected worry free sex with my wife is gay. .

Final score:

51points

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JD 2 weeks ago

Which makes no sense. Gay men don't typically go looking for vasectomies, since we don't have to worry about getting our partners pregnant. I know a handful of straight men who've had the snip, but not one gay man.

49points

HippolytusOfAthens Report

#14

I used to have a job that required me to wear a suit and tie. A woman I was seeing said that it was gay that I laid them out the night before. The reason I do that is because me and mornings don’t like each other very much.

I was called gay for not grabbing and kissing a female friend of mine when she wanted me to. For the record, this was several weeks after the “I only see you as a friend and I don’t want to date you” speech. She had not updated her feelings for me to me. Apparently respecting women’s stated boundaries is gay.

Hanging out with my best friend? Two men alone together must be doing the gay to each other.

Honestly, it is exhausting sometimes.

Final score:

50points

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Belandriel 2 weeks ago

"Dumb" is the correct term.

18points

#15

Blasting Pink Pony Club next to some construction workers. 1 started dancing. His buddy called him a flag. He gave him the finger and kept dancing.

unafraidrabbit Report

Final score:

50points

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der sebbl 2 weeks ago

That's the spirit!

23points

#16

Was out getting drinks with a friend towards the end of pride month, the bar we went to had a special drink for pride called a "Pride-acolada" it had all kinds of fruit in it and sounded delicious so I ordered one. My friend looked at me with terror in his eyes and said "arnt you worried that people will think you are gay if you order that." I just laughed at him, told him I didn't care and no one else does either, lost a bit of respect for him in that moment.

H0Tsoup Report

Final score:

49points

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JD 2 weeks ago

No, I’m not worried this will make me look gay, but you should worry that asking that question makes you look like a dipshit.

28points

Envy_The_King , CDC / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#17

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wiping your own a*s. "Why clean the house unless you're expecting vistors?" -_-

Some of y'all are nasty. How about i just like living in a clean house?

Final score:

48points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago (edited)

Apparently they don't wash either - like, how do they not get a rash or fungal infection or something - I guess that's one way to say you're not dating anyone🤷🏻‍♀️

20points

#18

I'm a girl dad, so I keep a hair tie looped around my wallet. We kept getting to events (dance, soccer, gymnastics) without one, so I just keep it on me.

I got called a f****t for doing this.

IdislikeSpiders Report

Final score:

48points

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Susie Elle 2 weeks ago

So being a dad is gay now?

41points

Hidinginplainsightaw , Los Muertos Crew / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#19

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Any type of PPE on a blue collar job site.

People think getting intense sunburn and skin cancer or having their toes crushed is peak masculinity.

These are the guys in their early 30/40's that have f****d up their bodies and still try to encourage newbies to do the wrong thing.

Final score:

47points

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michael reid 2 weeks ago (edited)

I cover about 150 building sites and have never heard anyone being ridiculed for wearing PPE. In fact the opposite, someone who blatantly doesn't use it eg no face mask while cutting stone indoors is considered an idiot

26points

Impossible-Bluebird8 , Curology / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#20

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Pee sitting down.

I was taking care of my Parkinson's addled father. Walking and falling down were a big issue. I was basically living at his house towards the end, holding his elbow everywhere he went, including many a midnight bathroom trip, standing there holding him up and holding his d**k so he could pee. I kept trying to get him to just sit down to pee so I didn't have to touch his d**k.

"NO! I'm not sitting down to take a p**s!"

"Why not?"

"That's too Fagou!".

Final score:

46points

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Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

'Real men' wash after themselves so many 'real men' sit down. Period.

19points

Viracocha09 , Rulo Mora / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#21

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Putting my hands on my hips after running flat out on a treadmill at the gym. It's a "gay pose" apparently!

Final score:

41points

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Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

It's a superhero pose, IMO. But wait, super heroes wear tights. Never mind, you won't win with this one.

28points

Swagger316 , Kevin Kelly / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#22

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Drink wine.

In "small town southern USA", guys drink beer and girls drink wine. Some dude took my glass of wine and gave me a beer once at a house party.

Final score:

40points

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Donkey boi 2 weeks ago

Could you imagine if they visited France, Italy, Spain, or well... Anywhere in Europe! 'Europe is gay!'

29points

#23

Cry

It was always kids at school never at home though. My dad is, at least emotionally, a tradional man's man, but he never told me not to cry. Which caused some issues for me as a kid but helped the adult me be emotionally healthy.

A couple years ago my dad played my family possibly the saddest song to ever exist. Jacobs Dream by Allison Krauss. A devastating song about children freezing to death in the woods while their parents search for them often from the POV of the dead kids, including lines like 'mommy and daddy don't cry we arent cold anymore'

I didn't make it past the first chorus before breaking down, like full body sobs. My dad says something like the classic 'are you really that upset' to which i replied something like 'im not ashamed of the crying, its a really sad song'

The song finished out as my dad continued to pick up around the house, and I definitely saw him wipe a few tears away. He's been a bit more open about showing tears since then. Its funny because it helped me realize my biggest cry trigger: strong men trying to hold back tears and failing

gingerking87 Report

Final score:

39points

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Multa Nocte 2 weeks ago

That song is a massive heart breaker, to be sure. One of the most beautiful songs ever.

6points

#24

Like flowers. B***h, I love lilacs and will not be shamed for going out of my way every spring to fall in love with the smell again and again.

LimpAd5888 Report

Final score:

37points

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Judy Reynolds 2 weeks ago

Why torture yourself by avoiding lilacs?

11points

Massive_Wealth42069 Report

#25

Liking cats. Apparently favoring cats over dogs makes me gay.

Final score:

37points

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Saint-Thomas 2 weeks ago

I read "licking cats"... and thought "well, it's not gay, but it sure is strange" :-)

22points

#26

Find a woman with short hair attractive.

JoeMorgue Report

Final score:

36points

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Matt Richardson 2 weeks ago

I misunderstood this as a command and I was so confused.

20points

knowsitmaybenot , Garrett johnson / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Grew up in the 80s and 90s anything you did or expressed a interest in you got called gay for.

Final score:

35points

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Matt Richardson 2 weeks ago

Not where I grew up... I mean you'd think the Florida and Georgia area would be a hot bed for this stuff. Weirdo and freak were the go-to insults.

6points

instantcreampie , Duran Ekiz / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#28

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” The strangest one I've heard is "Two guys can't drive around in a convertible with the top down."

Another one: "Two guys can't sit next to each other in a movie theater if it's not crowded.".

Final score:

35points

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Belandriel 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I also enjoy watching a movie with my friends sitting a mile away

24points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#29

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Liking the color pink. I didn't care about this at first when I was a kid cuz I really liked the color green.

Liking butterflies. Liking green to me meant liking nature as well, cuz nature has the best greens. And nature provides the most beautiful of colors. Insects and especially butterflies fascinated me. They're just cool and pretty to look at.

destinedjagold , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

35points

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Annik Perrot 2 weeks ago

I have a grandson who really likes pink. He'd wear it all the time but at 5, he's already realized wearing pink would put him into trouble at school. So he only wears it at home or on the week-ends. Sad.

28points

#30

I haven't been told this, but a Facebook friend posted she would never let her man wear flip flops because "that's gay".

brainless_bob Report

Final score:

35points

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JD 2 weeks ago

One of the perks of being gay is you rarely run into men who want to control your clothing. I've known so many straight men who basically let their wives and girlfriends treat them like children when it comes to clothes -- and it's not like they improve his style in any way, they just veto his favorite clothes. So he looks like a more boring version of himself.

14points

tousski , Sofía Marquet / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#31

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I played the clarinet. I got called Faginet alot.

Final score:

34points

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Khavrinen 2 weeks ago

No, that's the bassoon. ( It's called various spellings of "fagott" or "fagotto" in other languages, and used to be in English, too. )

9points

#32

I once (advised by my therapist) tried to make friends at work by asking someone to go grab a coffee... He said it was weird for two men to go get coffee.

F**k you too, Miguel.

simcoedemayo Report

Final score:

32points

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Glix Drap 2 weeks ago

Is that FU to their therapist or the person at work?

7points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#33

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Putting on sunscreen.

JumpyInterview83 , Kindel Media / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

30points

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Daria 2 weeks ago

why, skin cancer is so masculine! /s

35points

ABigMoustache , Mgg Vitchakorn / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#34

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Drinking a cocktail (or a female drink as they say).

Final score:

30points

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Tobias Reaper 2 weeks ago

you go an drink your nasty tasting whiskey and ill drink my delicious fruity cocktail that will get me twatted

23points

Imaginary_Pause24 , Ashley Kirk / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#35

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” I had a male friend who wouldn’t drink through a straw because you “look gay” when you use a straw.

Final score:

28points

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Verfin22 2 weeks ago

Brother always drinks from glass at restaurants, never a straw. Are you really sure that hasn't touched another mouth w/o being properly cleaned? Ick🤢

8points

Electrical_Top_6597 Report

#36

Moisturizing, using conditioner, or spending time on skincare.

Final score:

28points

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#37

Not drinking alcohol when using power tools. I do woodworking as a hobby, and not drinking alcohol when operating table saws and planners is gay apparently. I guess PPE is also gay by extension.

Murky-Fox-200 Report

Final score:

28points

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michael reid 2 weeks ago

Never heard this. Like at all. And I'm Scottish, we're well known for our love of the drink. If someone was using power tools drunk they'd be avoided where I live, not just during the incident but after, too

13points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#38

Saying I love you and hugging your best friend as a man that is a man.

anon Report

Final score:

28points

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Multa Nocte 2 weeks ago

They'd be dead here in France. :-)

9points

#39

Using an umbrella.

JBx89x Report

Final score:

27points

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Upstaged75 2 weeks ago

Not getting wet is gay??

14points

MassiveCourage3322 , Sven Vahaja / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#40

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wear pink or similar colours, although it definitely is my colour.

Final score:

25points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

If pink's your colour than it's actually quite sexy - and if your hetero - a lot of woman will appreciate that you know your colour and have the confidence to wear pink - so keep doing you and be sexy!

13points

oldfogey12345 , Sezer Uzunoğlu / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#41

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Wallet on left side? Gay.
Ear ring in right ear? Gay
Having a color preference of any kind? Gay
M*******ting? Means you are gay.

Any crossing of the legs other than foot on top of opposite knee? Gay.

Final score:

24points

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Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

Oh, they're just showing their age - the wallet and earring thing were 'signals' back-in-the-day

32points

#42

Old guys at work said that liking avocado is gay.

NumHalls Report

Final score:

24points

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Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

Is it a code name for... ?

7points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#43

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Eating at a sushi restaurant with another guy..

savage-cunt , Derek Duran / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

23points

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Kathryn Burnett 2 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂 no but my husband and his guy friend went to get all you can eat sushi together...on Valentine's Day!! 😂😂😂

3points

#44

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” My cousin introduced me to the computer game “you don’t know jack”. When I visited him again, he had uninstalled it and wouldn’t let me play it because he said it makes people gay.

DontBeADramaLlama Report

Final score:

23points

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Khavrinen 2 weeks ago

"Did you play the game?" -- "Yes, but..." -- "Are you now gay?" -- "No!" -- "Game doesn't make people gay. QED."

10points

Background-Smoke2853 Report

#45

Listen to David Bowie.

Final score:

22points

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martin734 2 weeks ago

I love David Bowie, I had a huge crush on him when I was a teen but my excuse is that I am actually bisexual.

10points

#46

I'm of Mexican descent, which has a very machista culture. When I was a kid I used to eat tacos by squeezing my thumb and index fingers and my other 3 digits would be standing up. My parents would make fun of me and would say it looked feminine every time they caught me doing it till I stopped cuz I was just really annoyed by it all. I mean, its terrible taco eating form, no support, but that's not why they hassled me.

ponyboy182 Report

Final score:

22points

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Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 weeks ago

Eating food - gay.

5points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#47

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Design curvy UI component, like button, alert dialog, text box. If its too rounded, my coworker say its gay.

fishintankagain , charlesdeluvio / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

18points

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Ace 2 weeks ago

I confess that I always hated moves towards rounded boxes. Not because I think it's unmanly but I just prefer square boxes, OK?

6points

MarkZuckarberg , Vika Glitter / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#48

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Checking my finger nails with my palm facing away from me lol .

Final score:

18points

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Brian Droste 2 weeks ago

How else are you going to see if your finger nails are getting to long?

1point

SimulationGlitch44 Report

#49

Listening to music where the singer is a male.

Final score:

18points

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K- THULU 2 weeks ago

Yeah, cause listening to Mötörhead is totally gay.....

17points

TheMazoo , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#50

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay” Any leg cross that wasn't your ankle sitting on your knee was gay.

Final score:

16points

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PhaseWitFact 2 weeks ago

Obvs not gay but I'm curious: How is there any room for the package of your legs are crossed like that?

4points

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Anonymous Fox 2 weeks ago (edited)

As a 100000% totally super straight man I can't even count how may times I've been called gay for liking men. Edit: Guys, I've come to a realization

27points

Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

I left a comment like this but I'm sure some of these 'men' who consider normal, everyday acts 'gay' are worried that gay men are going to hit on them and not respect their 'no' - you know, like the 'dude' does to women

18points

BrunoVI 2 weeks ago

I think you're correct. The other thing I think going on here is misguided attempts to assert what "manly" behavior was for the purpose of Darwinian success.

5points

Andrew Bridge 2 weeks ago

Well it turns out I'm a super massive gay, just without the Being Attracted To Men bit 🙃

13points

Vinnie 2 weeks ago

Ha! My husband says, "Hold my kir!"

4points

Susie Elle 2 weeks ago (edited)

What a gay thread

11points

Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

I don't know why you were downvoted for your joke, take an upvote!

4points

Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

I facepalmed so many times I have a headache.

9points

Angela C 2 weeks ago

Fellas, is it gay to exist?

5points

UKGrandad 2 weeks ago

Only if you breathe.

7points

Donald 2 weeks ago

My conclusion after reading these is that, according to all the mouth breathers out there, I must be as gay as the day is long. How did I never realize this before today?

5points

Daria 2 weeks ago

weird and hilarious, I hope those "advisors" got help

4points

Ionescu Popa 2 weeks ago (edited)

they are the huge majority, and even when they are gay themselves keep the same behavior. it's not homophobia, it's dominance assertion, harassment and intimidation.

0points

Cee Cee 2 weeks ago

I'm female and ride classic motorbikes. Started riding in the '70's. Lots of people, even some who knew me, were convinced I was a lesbian completely ignoring the fact that I was married! Doesn't happen now as many more women are riding bikes.

2points

August 2 weeks ago (edited)

Im straight and most of these made me laugh, I mean, drinking with a straw!?

2points

Brenda Hart 2 weeks ago

Guys seem to be particularly insecure about their masculinity. Sad and strange to limit yourself in so many ways.

2points

Phil Green 2 weeks ago

I hope it's not gay to read Bored Panda every day?

2points

Fellfromthemoon 2 weeks ago

It makes me gay every time. Or merry? Forgive me, if I mix up the synonims, I'm not a native English speaker.

0points

MadderPacker 2 weeks ago

Lol why is it either: small d**k energy or deep in the closet energy with these posts.

1point

Richard Graham 2 weeks ago

I want to start a movement. Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, is openly gay. Pete Buttigieg, the Secretary of Transportation, is openly gay, Anderson Cooper...Sam Altman...Peter Thiel...David Geffen... I could go on. "Gay" SHOULD mean "very successful, very smart, and very driven." People should say things like "You got promoted to V.P. of Sales! That is so gay!" or "You graduated at the top of your law school class! That is so gay!."

1point

René Sauer 2 weeks ago

So, straight men better just stand around motionless if they don´t want to be called gay...

1point

Sven Horlemann 2 weeks ago

It only shows me (a straight male) how stupid people - here: men - are. Good Lord.

0points

T.M.P Janssen 2 weeks ago

The insecurity of some of these idiots stinks through the internet. Puh.

0points

similarly 2 weeks ago

I don't know if it still exists, but decades ago, there used to be a little hand-held cordless mini-vacuum called a DustBuster. A woman once told me that any man who has a dustbuster by the bed was gay. I had a dustbuster by the bed because it was a sofa-sleeper, and since I frequently ate on the sofa, and accidents do happen, I liked having a quick vacuum nearby for dropped popcorn, etc.

0points

Batmanzeenee 2 weeks ago

I have to use Chapstick because I have eczema, a dry skin disease. The comments over the years, I couldn't care less, I'm comfy with my chapstick on.

0points

Joe Smith 2 weeks ago

Having sex with other men. Is that gay?

0points

Fellfromthemoon 2 weeks ago (edited)

That is pure testosterone. Being with a woman, who is nice, soft and cuddly is not really manly, isn't it? Being with a man, a rough, tough one, with lots of testosterone seems more manly. So, being with a woman is def. more gay than being with a testosterone bomb. (adapted from the Click)

2points

Adz86 2 weeks ago

You just know most of these guys making homophobic remarks have been face down, a**e up being railed by strange men in a seedy hotel.

0points

martin734 2 weeks ago

You say that as if there is something wrong with it. Face down, ar*e up, being railed by a strange man is one of my favourite ways to end an evening!

0points

Richard Graham 2 weeks ago

I was visiting a high school. I was wearing a pink oxford-cloth Brooks Brother shirt, a striped silk tie, and a grey suit. Some student said I looked gay because the shirt was pink.

0points

cugel. 2 weeks ago

In many of these, gay is a synonym for feminine. Being feminine when you're a man is letting down the team. Equally stupid, but a slightly different mindset than what you might first think.

0points

Brian Droste 2 weeks ago

Back in the day I heard the phrase Real men don't eat quiche. Don't know if this was referenced to being gay. I might had quiche once. If it was that it was delicious.

0points

Lsai Aeon 2 weeks ago

according to this list, we're all gay. It's time to give up on this BS

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Anonymous Fox 2 weeks ago (edited)

As a 100000% totally super straight man I can't even count how may times I've been called gay for liking men. Edit: Guys, I've come to a realization

27points

Jill Rhodry 2 weeks ago

18points

BrunoVI 2 weeks ago

I think you're correct. The other thing I think going on here is misguided attempts to assert what "manly" behavior was for the purpose of Darwinian success.

5points

Andrew Bridge 2 weeks ago

Well it turns out I'm a super massive gay, just without the Being Attracted To Men bit 🙃

13points

Vinnie 2 weeks ago

Ha! My husband says, "Hold my kir!"

4points

Susie Elle 2 weeks ago (edited)

What a gay thread

11points

Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

I don't know why you were downvoted for your joke, take an upvote!

4points

Nadine Debard 2 weeks ago

I facepalmed so many times I have a headache.

9points

Angela C 2 weeks ago

Fellas, is it gay to exist?

5points

UKGrandad 2 weeks ago

Only if you breathe.

7points

Donald 2 weeks ago

My conclusion after reading these is that, according to all the mouth breathers out there, I must be as gay as the day is long. How did I never realize this before today?

5points

Daria 2 weeks ago

weird and hilarious, I hope those "advisors" got help

4points

Ionescu Popa 2 weeks ago (edited)

they are the huge majority, and even when they are gay themselves keep the same behavior. it's not homophobia, it's dominance assertion, harassment and intimidation.

0points

Cee Cee 2 weeks ago

2points

August 2 weeks ago (edited)

Im straight and most of these made me laugh, I mean, drinking with a straw!?

2points

Brenda Hart 2 weeks ago

Guys seem to be particularly insecure about their masculinity. Sad and strange to limit yourself in so many ways.

2points

Phil Green 2 weeks ago

I hope it's not gay to read Bored Panda every day?

2points

Fellfromthemoon 2 weeks ago

It makes me gay every time. Or merry? Forgive me, if I mix up the synonims, I'm not a native English speaker.

0points

MadderPacker 2 weeks ago

Lol why is it either: small d**k energy or deep in the closet energy with these posts.

1point

Richard Graham 2 weeks ago

1point

René Sauer 2 weeks ago

So, straight men better just stand around motionless if they don´t want to be called gay...

1point

Sven Horlemann 2 weeks ago

It only shows me (a straight male) how stupid people - here: men - are. Good Lord.

0points

T.M.P Janssen 2 weeks ago

The insecurity of some of these idiots stinks through the internet. Puh.

0points

similarly 2 weeks ago

0points

Batmanzeenee 2 weeks ago

I have to use Chapstick because I have eczema, a dry skin disease. The comments over the years, I couldn't care less, I'm comfy with my chapstick on.

0points

Joe Smith 2 weeks ago

Having sex with other men. Is that gay?

0points

Fellfromthemoon 2 weeks ago (edited)

2points

Adz86 2 weeks ago

You just know most of these guys making homophobic remarks have been face down, a**e up being railed by strange men in a seedy hotel.

0points

martin734 2 weeks ago

You say that as if there is something wrong with it. Face down, ar*e up, being railed by a strange man is one of my favourite ways to end an evening!

0points