Mom slays.

Pfffft I just laughed too hard I too will damage my spleen if you keep touching her balls (pffffft bahahaha)

Well, duh! Who's the master of the house?

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Tell them the cat loves the one who feeds him.

Easy, they get a pool each. One with a diving board, one without.

You can only ask me for a kidney twice, but there's no limit to those water trips.

Give it a week and they won't want to use it ever.

seriously

Lol

Can't think of a better testing method.

Two kids and one balloon....you're just asking for trouble.

yes, we are all the fastest winners just dont tell her lil sibling

That is a smart 6 year old

home is where the screaming is

My 3 year old niece once threw a massive tantrum because her brother gave their mom a high 5. Apparently she's the only one who's allowed to do that! Kids are weird.

Public Service Announcement: “All kids fight all the time” sums up this entire listicle.

Child logic at its finest.

But who does the cat want to marry??

“Well it’s not MY fault, her face was in the way!!1!”

My older brother and I were arguing. Mother gave us log wood and ordered us to hit each other. My brother hated me and was 3 years older, so I was scared. He didn't hit me. Now I'd like to beat him to death with bare hands.

This is a thing. Trying to get as close as you can to smacking each other with your hands while not making connection, and then they zig when you thought they were going to zag. So technically...

The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

Having kids truly makes furniture feel friendly.

This is so true!

If you’re reading this, YOU’RE IT!

It's your turn! No it isn't, it's yours! I did it last time! No you didn't, I did!

I fed all the cats the same food, but they would change bowls, hiss and smack each other, until I separated them.

Ah yes. The old “you’re breathing too loud—-no I’m not, you are” argument. I remember it well, including when I had it with my brothers when I was a kid, back in the sixties and seventies. Some things never change.

*Husky has entered the chat*

Being childfree looks better and better the further I go down this list XD Though, my two cats fight all the time, so.... XD

The good old times.. 🙃

As the mother of twin boys, yeah, you’d have to find an identical broken plastic fork 🙄

I dunno man if animals could kiss then Warrior Cats would be very dramatic indeed

My dad would hold them behind his back and make us choose a side so we couldn’t say that he did that on purpose lol

Home Alone ftw.

A Christmas Story is, in my opinion.

The Grinch that stole Christmas with Jim Carrey is the best ever Christmas flim

Of those two, Charlie Brown.

The Grinch.

Die Hard

Die Hard.

Christmas Story

A true floridian

Charlie Brown isn't a movie. It's a TV special. So by default...

THE CAT LIKES ME MORE I SWEAR

I feel like there is a clear answer to this one , even if they’re twins.

I’m the sibling who starts that arguement… “STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!!” “WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME T9 STOP BREATHING!?” “YES PLEASE DO THAT”

513?!

With a my jacket is making my sleeves bunchy to drink.

Looking back on my childhood I kinda feel bad that my dad built me a lovely wooden dollhouse and I was gifted many pretty furniture pieces from the Yield House.....and I ended up making my own dollhouse for some stuffed animals out of a large box that I added sections to for walls/floors and built all my own furniture out of cardboard and fabric and pictures cut from magazines. In my defense, my mom would constantly rearrange the furniture in the wood dollhouse to the way SHE wanted them. I'd get home and be like, 'do you want me to put this in your room then?' The furniture is beautiful and all but fragile. You don't give that stuff to a 7 year old. I wanted a house I could play with my own way.

That's not fair! We were very attached to our imaginary plot that we put blood, sweat, tears, and a whole 126 seconds into!