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You can list just about anything online but... should you? Well, that depends. Do you want to surprise everyone on the internet? Have people question your sanity? Maybe even receive a few prank calls? Then go ahead. Put those used dental prosthetics on sale. Make that tennis ball chair work for you.

But if you aren't that much of an opportunist, I suggest you join the other side, (silently) judging them. There's a subreddit called r/WTFgaragesale, and it features all the funny, weird, creepy, and downright disgusting things people are trying to sell both in real life and online. Here's a collection of pics the sub has from the latter.

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u/Lyle_the_Crocodile, one of the moderators of the subreddit, said "people will sell almost anything, weird stuff from prosthetics to coffins, or stuff that's broken/worn out and they just don't want to throw it away."

"It can be overwhelming, looking at a local marketplace like Facebook Marketplace or Offerup, but I see it as a net positive," u/Lyle_the_Crocodile told Bored Panda. "If someone, somewhere wants your old prosthetic leg, it's better to sell it to them (or give it away), rather than having it end up in a dump. The clutter and chaos of the modern online marketplaces is a reflection of modern consumerism and waste, so it's hard to look at some of it, but it's important. A landfill full of prosthetic body parts is just as full as a landfill full of car tires and electronics."

Personally, the moderator thinks the most popular listings online feature something boring that people are upgrading, like phones or furniture. "There are a ton of people that... shall we say... underestimate or understate the wear and tear on a couch, for instance, and think that a couch that's torn up by a dog, or just decades of normal use, is still worth over $100."

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    Is It Weird That I Actually Kinda Want This?

    Is It Weird That I Actually Kinda Want This?

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    I Check Offerup For Chairs Every Few Days....

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    thefaithfulspouse
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was standardized, I believe more men would take an interest in birth control

    JessG
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it! The chair IS real, and it's an old Mexican tradition. Yikes!

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    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness not in my family. (I imagine these families had only one child.)[

    tine
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she pulls too hard it’s gonna be their last child

    the redqueen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA, your nuts! You're just having a ball aren't you?! Good luck to you, time for me to hit the sack!

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    Its Me
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only bring these back when they say the birth givers are exaggerating their pain

    Its Me
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that you won't be able to make another baby even if you wanted to!

    Its Me
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a nose and then I found out it’s a nose for balls

    Andrew Gibb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: to know what women you don't need in your life, just look to see which ones think this chair is a good idea. Women: if you think this chair is a good idea, you need to seek counselling.

    backatya
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid. No one told her to get pregnant. I'm sure most men would say skip it.

    Robert Robi Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tradition that makes sure he never makes another baby again - it is quite difficult to achieve with his testicles ripped off

    Stimpy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "old tradition", except nobody actually ever did that outside of dumb jokes and\or myths...

    Linda HS
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be applied to those who are saying that menstrual cramps are nothing…or to those who are saying that endometriosis is not painful…Pull their balls when you have a cramp and have to stay in bed for days and have shots in your bum administered due to pain….

    T J R
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more grossed out thinking about how many sweaty balls have been on that chair.

    Gogubaci
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is this a tradition so I know not to get married and have kids there

    Ileana Sky Aviles
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea! My friend's due date is fast approaching and she always complained how her husband has had it easy! Should be interesting

    Christina L
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who noticed how tiny those holes are ?!? Getting your jewels through the holes should be punishment enough!

    Roshan Dash
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I understand, the balls were tied with strings and those strings were passed through those holes.

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    Holly Allen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many men were castrated during their child's birth

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    However, u/Lyle_the_Crocodile thinks that there are a lot of joke listings as well. They said the mod team tries to not allow such content on the subreddit because they don't want it filled with "Among Us Shaped Chicken Nugget" posts, but they're not always successful. "If you click through Facebook Marketplace listings and view the sellers' profiles, it often becomes clear that they're posting it to be silly with their friends. I'd estimate that approximately 5% of all Gen Z guys, for example, have posted some variation of "For sale - THESE HANDS" (an invitation to fight, not an ad for manual labor, like my millennial brain initially thought)."

    "On the other hand, a lot of the weird listings are real," the moderator highlighted. "I posted an ad on Facebook Marketplace for some medical training mannequins once, and FB alerted me every single time someone shared the post on their wall. Some of us sellers just want to reduce waste and make money, while making the world a more bizarre and happy place. In the case of the medical mannequins, I sold one to a commercial real estate agent that wanted to put it in surprising places in the buildings he was selling, with a hidden camera to catch the reaction of people when they see it. I sold several to a couple that was turning their pole dancing studio into a haunted house. Trust me, there are plenty of weird buyers to make it worth it for us weird sellers to keep doing what we're doing."

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    With 166K members, the community of r/WTFgaragesale is not very close-knit in any way. "It's more of a passive way to enjoy the absurdity inherent in the modern peer-to-peer e-commerce landscape," the moderator said. "Sometimes the threads are full of puns, other times disbelief and unanswerable questions about what kind of person sells x, y, or z, and every once in a while the thread will be just people defending the seller and telling the OP that the item in question isn't THAT weird."

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    If, however, you have things you no longer use but they are in good condition and you think they have value, chances are, you can actually sell them online.

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    Various collectibles, exercise equipment, furniture, electronics that aren't too old yet, and luxury items are a good place to start.

    Check Amazon, eBay, Etsy, and Craigslist for your items. If you see plenty of them, that's a sign that there is a market for them.

    If you want to really make sure, save all the listings you see on the earlier mentioned websites. Then come back a few days later and see if the listings are still active. Great items sell rather quickly and listings get closed. You won't have trouble selling those items and can probably increase your asking price a bit.

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    When choosing a platform for selling your stuff, think about reliability, relevance, customer experience, and costs. You also need to keep in mind the type of item you're selling, for example, handmade items will likely do better on Etsy than on Craigslist.

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    On every platform, you will have to create an account and build out your product listing. Get the best photos that you can and write a compelling description — these things have a huge impact on how many potential buyers reach out to you.

    Once you're done, publish the listing but it's a good idea to double-check it and make sure everything is correct.

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    For hot items, you might start getting inquiries within the next few hours. The bulk of people will probably reach out in 24-48 hours. Make sure to respond to them as quickly as possible and close a deal.

    But if you're on a platform that does the selling for you (like Amazon), there's nothing else you need to do. Just sit back and wait.

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    I Mean.. Someone Is Gonna Like It, Right?

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    This Couch Is Awful Taste And You Cannot Change My Mind

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    If He Has Buyers, I Am In The Wrong Business

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    For The Classicist Who Needs To Charge Three Phones And A Tablet

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