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We tend to have a bad idea about what is a real risk and what just stands out as a danger. Most of us know that heart disease is a major killer, but few people are as afraid of it as being hit by lightning (you have a 1 in 15,300 chance of being struck at least once in your life,) even though a heart attack is really an unfortunately common way to go.
Someone asked “What's the one thing you thought could never happen to you, but did?” and netizens shared their stories. From poignant to funny, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to comment your thoughts and experiences below.

#1

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I made it past the age of 18.

I was severely bullied in middle school and was very s***idal. My parents celebrate every birthday as a huge accomplishment because it didn't seem like I'd make it.

I MADE IT TO 28 YALL.

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Jenni Howard
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Currently 38, NEVER expected to get so old but i love it. Turned 30 & it was like an epiphany, I'm an adult & f**k everyone else

Ashley Harrold
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations to everyone who has found the strength to keep going. You're worth it <3

Mrs Irish Mom
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kid is 13 starting secondary school after being billied in 5th class, home schooled in 6th class by myself cos of bullies... fresh school and fresh start for my loving thoughtful kind funny kid 🤞🙏

Sojourner
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is a lot stronger than I am. I keep thinking I'll never make it past 18...

Kalevra
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But i thought schools had a zero tolerance policy?! What do you mean you were bullied?! /s

Janet Martinez
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SAME bestie, I've been contemplating death since 9 and never thought I'd make it to almost 18 now! Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's impossible x we will get through this eventually, we will be better ✨

Zaach
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At 18 I had to make the decision - I'm 76 now but not sure it was the correct one

Kombatbunni
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Made it to 50. Never thought I’d be able to get this far and I’m damn glad I did, hugs to y’all who struggled along the way too

Silberwolf
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can relate. Only my parents didn't notice or brushed my problems off.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Made it to 38 and counting! Glad I didn't end it when I wanted to. The world would have lost out on an amazing kid (my son). And no clue where my mom would be without me, she is very dependent on me since her stroke last year. It's stressful, but we are getting through it.

TFFFan328
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been having those thoughts since I was 12. Never thought I would make it out of my 20s... Am now 47 and on medication :)

Wendy Hamilton
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay!!! I've been bullied too but not at school. I've been bullied at work, always by other women.

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#2

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I’ve made it to 1 year and 29 days selfharm free!! I have never been clean for this long so I’m really proud of myself. My mom and I celebrated my year clean time at Dave and Busters.

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister hit 5 years self harm free a couple of years ago! Being out of certain situations made a lot of difference, as did counselling and meds.

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#3

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Lost myself and my life to alcoholism before hitting 30. Somehow survived rock bottom and looking at 4 years sober on Independence Day!

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#4

I never thought I would be 56 years old and raising my grandchildren. Surprise! I am now adopting a 13, 8, and 7 year old. They all have complex ptsd. The youngest has autism. All positive vibes, energy, and juju appreciated!

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#5

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Suffering with anorexia. And recovering from anorexia.


We watched an eating disorder documentary in school and I remember seeing footage of people in hospital crying over having to eat chips and thinking wtf is wrong with them?


A few years later being in and out of eating disorder units was the next 15 years of my life.


I was so entrenched I thought I’d never recover. Hell, I had consultants tell me I’d be a revolving door patient for the rest of my life. As I was leaving my last hospital admission the consultant told me he’d see me back in a month.


That was 5 years ago.


It’s not be smooth sailing but I’m in full recovery now, with a full time job I love, able to enjoy life and eat freely. The life of hospitals is a distant memory.

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#6

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Getting MS (multiple sclerosis).

I've always been the healthiest, strongest, fittest, most athletic one of all my friends and family.

This can all change overnight. It can happen to anyone.
Please be kind to those with disabilities, it could be you tomorrow.

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wholeheartedly agree with the last sentence. Disability hits all types of people, there's nothing you can do about it either.

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#7

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Bird's s**t hit me in the mouth while driving once. I pulled over and insta-vom’d. Called my boss and told her I would be late… I was interning at a bank at the time. She told me to take the day off, but also to get a lottery ticket. Apparently, getting s**t on by a bird is good luck? Anyhoo… I bought two, $1 scratch offs.—-Won $50 on both. My grandma lived close by, so I showered there. I scratched the tickets while smoking a cigarette with her in her kitchen. Good memory.

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#8

I have a few big T's like being SA'd as a kid, teen, adult... Abusive parents. Being homeless for a time. Being in a DV relationship. Lost two babies. Lots of trauma. But truly the one thing that's happened that I never thought would? Finding my husband and the happiness we have together.

There's some cheese for ya.

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#9

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I was diagnosed with premature ovarian failure. And I grieved over the loss of never being a mother. My heart would melt (and break) every time one of my students would accidentally call me mom.

Fast forward 4 years from that point, and thanks to donor egg IVF I am currently 11 weeks pregnant. I'm so grateful for this possibility and for going on this journey.

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My stepsister has donated eggs a few times- I think three live births and one still birth. It started with wanting to help a friend, then she felt it was important to help as many people as possible. She knew she didn't want more kids so it made it easier I think, though her husband (now ex for unrelated reasons) found her mood swings from the hormones difficult though.

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#10

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Got cancer. Wish me luck!

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope OP beats the shît out of that cancer and recovers completely. ❤️

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#11

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Becoming homeless.

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Dragon mama
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be higher. It's so easy for it to happen and so so hard to come out of.

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#12

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience A tornado damaged my roof while I was trying to sell my house. Two years later, the next house burned down. Six months after that, a massive ice storm dropped four trees and completely crushed the next house. In that same year, I took an antibiotic that destroyed my connective tissue, my husband got third-degree burns in the house fire, and my son got bit by a copper head snake, my grandfather died of covid, and my car caught fire. I've learned to never, ever assume that something won't happen to you.

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#13

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I was 51. I had the day off and was feeling great. Decided to take an afternoon nap. As soon as my head hit the pillow I had a massive heart attack that destroyed 40% of my heart. I woke up 3 days later on a ventilator and had no idea what the heck happened.

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#14

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I got fat, lol.

When you’re slim/fit pretty much your whole life, you take it for granted in many ways. It was very easy (at least it was for me) to fall into a rut of bad habits for a variety of reasons and now I’m in a place where I’ve got a decent amount of weight to lose and I feel like I’m back at square one when it comes to fitness.

If you don’t use it, you can in fact, lose it.

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a teenager I was told, 'just wait until you hit your 20s' and I thought my genetics made that unlikely, plus I was never a big eater. Then I started antidepressants when I was 20 and it's been downhill (or up weight) from there.

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#15

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Got attacked by an entire swarm of k*ller bees on top of a mountain. Almost fell off the mountain running down the trail and nearly considered jumping in my panic. Was raking bees out of my hair as they tried to get to my scalp and had to cover my face with my shirt to prevent them from climbing into my face holes. Thought I was gonna die. Got pretty scraped up and stung as I clawed my way down the trail without stopping. I never knew the sound of a swarm could be so loud and terrifying. I had nightmares for weeks after!

Another hiker in the same area had been attacked by k*ller bees a few years prior and they stayed on his body for 8 hours, preventing rescuers from recovering his body.

I now have an extreme fear of flying insects lol.

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Javelina Poppers
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An old man two blocks over was stung to death by a swarm that took residence inside his barbecue. I've now become quite adept at eliminating swarms in mine and my neighbors yards with a 99.99% kill ratio. I have young children and aren't taking any chances.

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#16

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I had leukemia as a child and was told I'd never be able to have kids due to radiation and chemo therapy. I have 2 healthy kids who graduated from high school. So to the doctors at mc master in hamilton thank you.

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Wren
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother lived because of McMaster. He was very premature, on ventilators, hooked up to all sorts of stuff, and had holes in his heart. He's almost a teenager now.

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#17

Never would have thought that I would be disabled. I had a stroke from a massive brain bleed in 2020, it caused me to be hemiplegic, and wheelchair bound and unable to take care of myself. It f*****g sucks. I’m living in a nursing home in my mid thirties surrounded by elderly people who are completely unaware of their surroundings but it’s better now than it was last year and getting better because I’m moving into a house where I will receive direct support services from my state’s Choices program-10 more days, almost to single digits!

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is crazy to me, the number of young people with disabilities who have to go into 'aged care' nursing homes because there is no one else for them to go. They usually end up so lonely, not having friends their own age or being able to connect with the older residents. One man, in his 40s who had had multiple strokes, was in my pop's nursing home in the mid 2000s. My pop became friendly with him, he came to church with us when we picked my pop up, and ended up coming to a lot of our family meals and celebrations. We lost contact with him when my pop died and I am sure his world would have been a lot smaller and lonelier after that.

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#18

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Losing my mom.

Like yeah it’s expected to outlive your parents, it’s “the natural way”.

But losing my mom last year before I even turned 21 from s***ide…destroyed me. I thought she would always be here. I thought she would grow old, be there when I get married and have kids…

It still doesn’t feel real…hug your mom and tell her you love her. You’ll miss those “annoying” calls and texts.

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#19

I never thought I would lose a child, but I did. My son died unexpectedly 9-1/2 months ago. I will never get over it.

UPDATE: Many thanks to all of you who offered your condolences.

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#20

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience My husband of almost 20 years left because I was sick and needed surgery.

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#21

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Getting a really serious case of pneumonia as an active healthy 40 year old.
I went from feeling a bit ill , developing a cough to a coma in intensive care on life support in just 3 days!
Spent 5 weeks in a coma with full lung and then kidney failure, and another 3 doing physio and recovering.

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#22

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I won a full oven and top unit in a kitchen sale lottery. I was 8.

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#23

In 1996 or so, I went to my wife's company Christmas party. While there, a candle got close to some of the table decorations, and I put out the small fire with 2-3 napkins dipped in a water glass.

I never expected to do this at least two more times, each at a formal banquet, each with a candle igniting decorations. The most recent (2018), I put out the small fire with iced tea, not water, and did not break the discussion.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your expertise and smoothness of execution are improving. 😄

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#25

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Getting laid off unexpectedly after years of loyalty to my company. It was a wake-up call about job security and the need to always be prepared.

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Javelina Poppers
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're already in shock and then you meet the HR witch from hell handling the paperwork and then she looks you dead in eye and asks, "So are you gonna cry now?" Yes it actually happened to me.

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#26

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Bad stuff: mass shooting.

Good stuff: I never thought I would get married, but we're coming up on five years in the fall.

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#27

Bitten on the face by a wild python while trying to take a shower.

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TribbleThinking
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I think yours is winning the "That's wild!" award so far (and the pun is incidental. 😄)

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#28

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience Achieve my biggest dreams and still struggle with depression.

For the longest time I told myself if I got a well paying job, if a had a great partner, if I lived in that trendy neighborhood, if I had cool friends that actually liked going out.

I have all that now and still struggle sometimes.

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes reaching your goals is not enough, please seek professional help.

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#29

House fire. All the things you are “sure” that you’ll grab? Nope. Outside at 2 am in February, in my pjs. I had my phone and my husband, and that’s it. No one was hurt, which is the most important factor. Neighbor's house caught our house on fire--inner city, 100+ year old wooden houses.

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A Jones
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's terrifying. Years ago, I can kind of relate as I had to leave my home early morning once due to my apartment neighbor had left the stove on and there was a fire. People were knocking on doors and that was scary and surreal. I only grabbed my keys and phone that were on the table next to the front door.

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#30

“I Slipped On A Banana Skin”: 30 Moments People Never Thought They’d Experience I was shot, also winning a 1000$ in the lottery 3 times from the same kind of ticket.

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Huddo's sister
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noth would be fairly unlikely for me- I don't gamble at all and don't think I know anyone who has a gun and we have good laws here

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