So glad I am not the only one.

Ok some songs are just that good.

YES THIS!😆

ALL the time!!

The same for telling jokes!

Must be polite...must be polite

That is definitely a hard one but considering the situation I would be in that I had 6mins to live, I would probably listen to Always look on the bright side of life from Monty Python.

When the cashier gives you the change by placing notes on your palm and then the coins on top... awkward shuffling around of money ensues.

If a person is there trying to make a decision or taking too long I just say excuse me please and grab what I want.

It's about concentration though.

I have a 2m charger cord so I'm good! :)

Hahaha, I do this all the damn time.

I once got 'caught' by a store manager after the alarm went off, i was 12. I patiently waited right after the sirene, but nobody showed up. I got some angry faces from customers and personnel. I tested the alarm again by swinging my plastic bag trough the gates, it went off again. Nobody showed up... After one minute i started walking back to my bike, and right then someone grabbed me by the neck. He dragged me roughly to a small office where i had to empty my pockets and bag. He checked the receipt and saw that I didn't steel anything. He tested the alarm with my bag, it went off. They seem to have forgotten to remove a tag. I was 19 when i had the guts to enter that store again.

It's the best feeling ever, knowing you can have lots more sleep! Like waking up at 7 but then remembering it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep

Not for me... I struggle with falling asleep, so if I'm awake enough to wonder about the time I really hope it's past 6am. That means I can maybe get up, maybe doze a bit (depending on the exact time and how I feel about getting up), but either way I probably already got a sufficient amount of sleep to function for the day. 3am? Might not fall asleep again (or take hours to do so), then be tired all day and only kinda become awake toward the evening... and then struggle to fall asleep that night because I'm too awake >.< And getting out of THAT cycle will cost me days that I'll spend being tired and unmotivated and hardly able to concentrate. Yippee.

I wake up at 6:58 when the alarm is set for 7, then think damn, I could have slept 2 more minutes.

Me: lays in bed with eyes open for 4 more hours!

Know what's horrible? "Please don't be 7am." It's 6:13am. And you're too tired to get up but too awake to sleep more.

I hate waking up in the middle of the night, honestly. I can't stand the silence.

I have to get up around 5:45 to get ready for school, or I did before......

And then you can't fall asleep again until 7 am.Story of my life

The feeling of paradise

Just don't look at the clock. If I get up 3 or 4 times a night, I always tell myself "it should be about midnight" every time. Stupid, but it works.

Me, mom of a baby, when said baby wakes me up in the morning: Please be 7am, please be 7 am. clock: 5.20 am me:... not again. COFFEE!

I do that to myself on purpose. I set an alarm for 6:30/7:30-weekdays and weekends-and get up an 7:00/8:00. I get to have an extra thirty minutes to lay in bed and wake myself up without actually having to get up. And it makes me less tired when I do get up, even though I didn't get up any earlier or later.

clock: 3 pm

Forget it. The minute I look at the clock it's over. I won't go back to sleep.

on a sunday i woke up thinking it was a monday online school i also woke up at 9:12 and questioned my parents

Or, according to another Bored Panda column, 3.44am.

I’m far more upset when I wake up at three and not right before my alarm because it means that I’m going to be exhausted the next day from screwed up sleep

It used to be like that. Now I am sleeping with my 2yo and he is able get up at 3 am. So I am so happy when is at least 5 am on the clock.

Meeeeeee, and once in a while there is what I call Santa night, when you wake feeling rested, the time us 1am and you are all woohoo, fall asleep, wake what feels like hours later and it's 2.45am and you are grinning like a nutter, this goes on all night and in the real am you wake feeling like you slept 24 hours. This is how Santa gets everything delivered and whatever else he does through various times of the year.

hahaha havent had to wake up early in a longgggg time becuase of quarintine

Absolutely me

I could easily add "I thought I was the only one" to every one of these. When we're alone, we all do the same stupid s**t. (Thank you, Dennis Miller!)

But then you can't get back to sleep.

There was a time i was so sleepdrunk, that i was fully dressing myself for work until i realized it wasn't 7:00 AM, it was 1:00 AM.... I still had a night full of sleep ahead of me, it felt like a huge gift.

Lazy bitches 😂😂😂 I wake up at 5:15 a.m. at work days.

That’s a bit dangerous. Although I have walked to the shops and as I am almost half way home I have thought “I don’t even remember walking to the shops”. It’s like I was just suddenly placed there without knowing how I got there. Does that make sense? Kind of like I was on auto pilot.

hits way harder in quarantine

Just to feel the pull of gravity...

omg it actually sounds just like that

My OCD makes me do weird s**t like this :( It can be really tough

*oop time to eat dinner and go to sleep again*

also works when you make awkward eye contact with strangers and don't want to be perceived as rude

wow this article is so accurate

So often i buy things that will eventually be used like kitchen towels just to avoid this...

But if it's 135.99 dollars with free shipping, then it's fine!

As a night worker all the time!!!

Nah, that's enough for a full 8 hours of sleep.

I mean, it's a direct order. No?