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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Iguanas. This happened about 25 years ago on a rare cold South Florida morning. My dad (big guy, with a soft spot for animals) found a "frozen" one in our backyard, and decided to bring it inside (in a closed off room) to warm up so that our dogs didn't get to it while it was offline. As soon as that thing warmed up, it was like a bat out of hell! Teeth, nails, and tail whipping cut him up pretty good. Eventually got it out with a broom, and all my dad muttered was "ungrateful bastard" lol

EDIT:

Alright this comment is getting more traction than I anticipated! Yes, I am aware that iguanas are an invasive species in FL. I am not aware if 25 years ago, if they were deemed as big of a threat as they are now and/or if that was as common knowledge back then.

What I DO know is that my dad took it as an opportunity to instill fascination and curiosity in me as a young child. He was able to safely show me it's spines and talons, and explain that reptiles are cold-blooded and what that meant. Even more than the mini science lesson, he showed me compassion for living things. Especially as a young child, I think I would have walked away with a very different impression if he just killed it. Would that have been the right thing to do? Maybe. But I think the happy memory and lessons I learned that day were more important than a single iguana being let free.

Final score:

155points

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Jack Burton 3 months ago

Ungrateful bastard ^^ just spilled my eat thanks ^^

60points

duck_duck_goofs , Caner Kökçü / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Men who say all their exes are crazy.

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140points

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Sue Denham 3 months ago

All those exes have one thing in common.

103points

kolalikoa , Christina / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Intuition. If something feels wrong stop. It doesn't matter if it's stepping out onto a snow-covered slope, pulling up to a sketchy gas station, or putting too small of a piece of wood in a table router, listen when your brain tells you "This is a bad idea.".

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139points

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Lulu 3 months ago

But what if I have anxiety and my brain tells me EVERYTHING is a bad idea??

84points

Better-Ad5309 , Michelle Leman / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Not finishing antibiotics. Just because you feel better doesn't mean you stop taking them.

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125points

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Elchinero 3 months ago

so true ... do em all

26points

fxcked_that_for_you , freestocks.org / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Seatbelts.

Attended a friend’s funeral. He was riding the back seat and didn’t wear his seatbelt during a roadtrip, the driver was sleepy and hit a divider, the car spun out and he was flung out. He died during the ambulance ride, only 19 years old.

First thing I do when I get into any vehicle is to buckle up.

Final score:

117points

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Marianne 3 months ago

And there is literally no reason not to do it. There might be a couple of people with phobias concerning restriction, but apart from that, it really shouldn't bother you.

50points

lemoncake3003 , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Fanatical born again Christians.

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109points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 3 months ago

Any born-again or recent convert to ANY religion.

84points

rainbowroobear , Leo Sam / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Badgers.

they may look friend shaped and may also respond to psspsspss but no touchy cos they scratchy bitey.

Final score:

106points

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Lulu 3 months ago

Honey badger don't give a sh**.

70points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 months ago

Honey Badgers have Chuck Norris as a pet 🤣

24points

Ace 3 months ago

Honey badger is not a badger at all, just looks a bit like one. Real badgers are very shy and secretive and you're very unlikely to ever come ito close contact with a live one in the wild

7points

NetworkMan 3 months ago

Protect the plumbs.

4points

Floeckchen 3 months ago

PTSD from Far Cry 5

0points

TheDag 3 months ago

Spoke to a rehabber once and he was talking about badgers he rescued. Turns out he used to try to feed them by hand...until one took his thumb off at the knuckle. Now its a case of drop the bowl and back away

7points

Arlene Harris 3 months ago

badgers? we don't need no stinkin' badgers!

6points

CSC 3 months ago

Friend shaped! I love it.

6points

Manana Man 3 months ago

No s**t. Don't confuse furry with cuddly.

6points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

To "badger" someone is to annoy or harass them. This word was not chosen at random.

5points

Colleen Glim 3 months ago (edited)

Also bother, pester, irritate, and beset

0points

clairebear 3 months ago (edited)

Mr Stripey Brocklepants will f**k you up.

5points

badger 3 months ago

I certainly will.

1point

ThatG 3 months ago

Badger badger badger… mushroom!

4points

geezeronthehill 3 months ago

The north American badger is even more dangerous than the European species. I've seen bears turn and run.

3points

badger 3 months ago

I concur.

3points

Shelly Graham 3 months ago

Honey Badgers hunt and eat cobras for a snack! They receive multiple injections of venom, but eventually they shake it off and go about their day!

2points

Racing Tadpole 3 months ago

Same with quokka, mean bite scratch

2points

Andy Frobig 3 months ago

But friend shaped to the max 🤔

4points

Elvira394 2 months ago

🤣

1point

R.A. Haley 3 months ago

They also transmit bovine tuberculosis. In Britain they're an endangered species, so they infect entire herds of cows, that then have to be put down, and the farmers can't even shoot/trap the stinking badgers.

1point

tori Ohno 3 months ago

They more than scratchy bitey!

1point

Steve Hall 3 months ago

If you are dumb enough to mess with any wild animal, you deserve what you get.

1point

agermanhome 2 months ago

Same with raccoons. Cute as hell, razor teeth.

0points

liz MacClain 3 months ago

Had one in our horse pasture that we had to deal with because between the holes in the ground and the feral qualities of badgers, our animals were at risk

0points

Raquel Mencke 3 months ago

friend shaped - 😊

0points

boredkoala 3 months ago

They always make me think of Redwall!

0points

Carl Roberts 3 months ago

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.

0points

Paul Donahue 3 months ago

Honey Badgers DGAF, but that is a European Badger. American Badger will also f**k you up. Just put some ranch and a slice of cheddar on it while sipping a bloody mary. *Apply cheese curds as necessary

0points

ITreeFairy , Denis Linine / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Never challenge a goose.

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103points

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TheElderNom 3 months ago

Or a swan. Or exist near their nests.

56points

Aggravating-Pound598 , Ray Bilcliff / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#10

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again The sea.

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99points

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Gavin Johnson 3 months ago

But it’s ok to tickle it every now and again, just be prepared to swim away quickly ok?

19points

Unsichere-ziege-b , Laura James / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#11

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Not listening to medical advice of a professional I am a nurse and have seen many people have horrible lives or deaths because they thought they were smarter.

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95points

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 months ago

Forget those nasty vaccines, try a coffee enema with some essential oils during a waning moon just like they said on Facebook 🤡

97points

Electric-Sheepskin , Life Of Pix / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#12

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Food poisoning. If you've ever had it for real, your personal food safety standards will rise significantly.

Final score:

91points

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Lulu 3 months ago

My husband had food poisoning from old shrimp he found in the fridge. Did he learn anything? No. I STILL have to tell him he shouldn't eat certain things or should wash his hands after handling raw meat or respect expiration dates for some foods. I honestly don't know how he made it to adulthood.

37points

PolyThrowaway524 , ZHANNA TIKHONOVA Tt / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#13

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Narcissists.

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82points

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Grape Walls of Ire 3 months ago

You know, just because a guy likes holding his jaw, it doesn't mean he's a narcissist. Besides, it's not like he's orange.

50points

titsmuhgeee , Alina Rossoshanska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#14

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again People in the middle of a road rage incident. It is amazing how a grown adult can absolutely lose their mind when inside a vehicle.

Final score:

78points

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Guy Bare 3 months ago

"Grown adult" doesn't mean "responsible person"

55points

thefluffyparrot , Mikhail Nilov / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Take care of your eyes (wear eye pro, mind what you’re doing, change contacts on time etc). A few years ago I got a small piece of metal in my eye. This became infected. Navy ships are nasty.

The infection was misdiagnosed three times. After four days everything seemed ok. On day five I woke up with my eye basically rotting from a rare bacterial infection. I was fortunate enough to keep the eye so I appear unaffected but my vision was permanently damaged. Long exposure to sunlight causes migraines if I don’t wear sunglasses. I’ve had to learn to do a lot of things in different ways. All around a life changing event.

Final score:

78points

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Savahax 3 months ago

Don't take any risk with your eyes, or your "Gentlemans Sausage". -My father

27points

NaughtyNina23 , Jimmy Chan / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again If you're traveling never f**k with the locals. I've seen people pick fights with one of the locals and 10 of his buddies came out from every shop around them.

Final score:

76points

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Guy-Incognito 3 months ago

Maybe don't pick fights in general. See someone about your need to compensate for your tiny manhood.

138points

TheDadThatGrills , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#17

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again * People who believe they have nothing to lose. That could be a late-stage addict or your average teenager.
* Anyone with cauliflower ears.

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73points

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Tucker Cahooter 3 months ago

I'm surprised BP didn't illustrate this one with an actual cauliflower

72points

AusTex2019 , Josh Hild / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#18

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Don’t fight. You never know who’s carrying a knife or a gun until it’s too late. Life is not a fight scene in the movies, it’s 10X worse.

Final score:

67points

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Karma Black 3 months ago (edited)

Even without a weapon, one bad punch can be lethal.

43points

Interesting-Onion787 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#19

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Don’t f**k with someone sleeping, easy way to get beat up by the nicest person.

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64points

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Racing Tadpole 3 months ago

Wake someone by shaking their foot..further away from any punching fists

22points

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#20

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again People who cook, deliver or serve your food.

Tantressa , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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62points

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Syrah 3 months ago

I feel like this shouldn't be again, it should just be never.

16points

Konaim , Karolina Kaboompics / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#21

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Payday loans.

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62points

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Jeremy James 3 months ago

When you only get paid once every two weeks because it saves your company on payroll processing and rent is due on the first of the month, this can be an easy trap to fall into.

20points

DrummerBob10 , PhotoMIX Company / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#22

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Construction sites.

They are one of the most dangerous places to be so you have to be paying attention all the time you are in site.

Final score:

61points

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Tucker Cahooter 3 months ago

Naturally, they don't wear hard hats for fashion reasons

15points

Ill-Lu , Anete Lusina / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Electricity.

Final score:

59points

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LilliVB 3 months ago

I don't want to sound condescending, but isn't it obvious? If you work with an electrical circuit, you should switch off the electricity. It's like, basic safety procedure, isn't it?

18points

unk214 , Luis del Río / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#24

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Nature.

To many people think because they go camping and few times a year and shoot their gun from time to time that they can do whatever they want in the wild.

Nature only has one goal, to kill you and turn you into plant food. We spend millions of years to adapt and get away from nature. That doesn’t we somehow we have mastered nature or are immune to it. Respect it and take calculated risks when you’re out there by yourself.

Final score:

59points

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Gavin Johnson 3 months ago

Nature isn’t even trying to kill you. Your death will just be the byproduct of nature doing what it does, it has no specific reason or need for you to die right now, your death is inevitable anyway, it’s not even focussed on you, you are insignificant and nature will wait, you get to choose how long you survive but remember one slip, one moment of thoughtlessness and guess what, nature will get you.

63points

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#25

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Alcohol. I had my run of ten years drinking, had an epiphany that alcohol was killing me, and nearly five years later, those in my life who didn't quit drinking are starting to frequent the hospital.

takisokay , Mahrael Boutros / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

55points

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Bob 3 months ago

Yup, alcohol is very effective at making you feel good, and feel less. It doesn't make you "forget" per say, it makes you disappear from yourself. Alcoholics aren't stupid, this solution IS good and effective. It just becomes the only one left. And that's the issue. That's why saying to people "alcohol/tobacco/drg is bad" usually doesn't work. Because it has an actual real good effect (especially if you develloped physical dependency). The best way out is to seek help (professional if possible), build habits and shape your environnement to make quitting bearable.

29points

DashCat9 , Matteo Badini / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#26

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Hydration.

Drink more water. Yes, you.

Final score:

52points

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Spoot 3 months ago

But coffee...

17points

Semi-Nerdy , Wenxin Dong / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Garage door springs.

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51points

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xolitaire 3 months ago

There is always that one horror movie scene

14points

Linux4ever_Leo , Yevgen Buzuk / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#28

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Swans during mating season. Think about a goose on steroids and three times bigger. They've been know to chase down jet skis and knock the driver into the water for getting to close to their nests.

Final score:

51points

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Marianne 3 months ago

Don't forget how huge swans are. If an angry swan is blocking my way and hissing at me, I will find a different way.

15points

#29

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again The thermostat at my dad's house.

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Final score:

50points

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devotedtodreams 3 months ago

We never had a thermostat, but even so, Calvin & Hobbes taught me to never mess with one :D

18points

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#30

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Cacti with fuzzy spines. Compared to the ones with big pointy spikes, these are the real terrors.

It took like a week for all the tiny little spines to get worked out of my skin.

Morbidhanson , Teona Swift / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

50points

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TheElderNom 3 months ago

My cat would gently bite the clusters of spikes, then pull them off and drop them on the floor. They are not fun to pick from your feet.

15points

TemptingTwinkle , MART PRODUCTION / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#31

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Gas station sushi. One impulsive night in college taught me that bathroom floors are cold and unwelcoming places for contemplation.

Final score:

47points

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Marianne 3 months ago

Except when you're in Japan. Every sushi everywhere in Japan is usually top quality and super fresh. People in Japan take their image and honor extremely important, so no one will sell you anything that they don't trust to be excellent quality.

41points

Otherwise_Yam4094 , Aleksandr Nadyojin / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#32

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Stray tom cats. I had one hand my butt to me. Had to get rabies shots and everything.

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46points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 3 months ago

Or cats generally, really. I recently had to give ours a tablet using the hold it's mouth open then closed method. On a more positive note, my anticoagulants are working brilliantly.

45points

JeepersOhh , Brett Sayles / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#33

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Bulls.

Don't f**k about with bulls. Even "relaxed" ones.

Final score:

43points

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TheElderNom 3 months ago

Or cows, they are more docile but they can still mess you up.

20points

EarthySofa , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#34

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Do not try to sit in some elderly person’s favourite seat. Do not try to change any table arrangements like placing the coffee pots differently than they have been used to for the last Thursday of every month for 20+ years. You will never hear the end of it for the rest of your sorry life. Just keep it as usual. Which can be hard if you’re new at your workplace.

Final score:

41points

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Laserleader 3 months ago

Apparently a statue of Mary was moved in my grandmother's garden after a big family visit, and somehow it was my mother's fault it was on the other side of the garden. Years later my grandmother would still remind everyone again and again about how the statue was moved.

17points