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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Iguanas. This happened about 25 years ago on a rare cold South Florida morning. My dad (big guy, with a soft spot for animals) found a "frozen" one in our backyard, and decided to bring it inside (in a closed off room) to warm up so that our dogs didn't get to it while it was offline. As soon as that thing warmed up, it was like a bat out of hell! Teeth, nails, and tail whipping cut him up pretty good. Eventually got it out with a broom, and all my dad muttered was "ungrateful bastard" lol

EDIT:

Alright this comment is getting more traction than I anticipated! Yes, I am aware that iguanas are an invasive species in FL. I am not aware if 25 years ago, if they were deemed as big of a threat as they are now and/or if that was as common knowledge back then.

What I DO know is that my dad took it as an opportunity to instill fascination and curiosity in me as a young child. He was able to safely show me it's spines and talons, and explain that reptiles are cold-blooded and what that meant. Even more than the mini science lesson, he showed me compassion for living things. Especially as a young child, I think I would have walked away with a very different impression if he just killed it. Would that have been the right thing to do? Maybe. But I think the happy memory and lessons I learned that day were more important than a single iguana being let free.

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Jack Burton 4 months ago

Ungrateful bastard ^^ just spilled my eat thanks ^^

60points

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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Men who say all their exes are crazy.

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140points

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Sue Denham 4 months ago

All those exes have one thing in common.

103points

kolalikoa , Christina / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Intuition. If something feels wrong stop. It doesn't matter if it's stepping out onto a snow-covered slope, pulling up to a sketchy gas station, or putting too small of a piece of wood in a table router, listen when your brain tells you "This is a bad idea.".

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139points

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Lulu 4 months ago

But what if I have anxiety and my brain tells me EVERYTHING is a bad idea??

84points

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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Not finishing antibiotics. Just because you feel better doesn't mean you stop taking them.

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125points

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Elchinero 4 months ago

so true ... do em all

26points

fxcked_that_for_you , freestocks.org / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Seatbelts.

Attended a friend’s funeral. He was riding the back seat and didn’t wear his seatbelt during a roadtrip, the driver was sleepy and hit a divider, the car spun out and he was flung out. He died during the ambulance ride, only 19 years old.

First thing I do when I get into any vehicle is to buckle up.

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117points

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Marianne 4 months ago

And there is literally no reason not to do it. There might be a couple of people with phobias concerning restriction, but apart from that, it really shouldn't bother you.

50points

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35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Fanatical born again Christians.

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109points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 4 months ago

Any born-again or recent convert to ANY religion.

84points

rainbowroobear , Leo Sam / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Badgers.

they may look friend shaped and may also respond to psspsspss but no touchy cos they scratchy bitey.

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106points

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Lulu 4 months ago

Honey badger don't give a sh**.

70points

ITreeFairy , Denis Linine / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Never challenge a goose.

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103points

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TheElderNom 4 months ago

Or a swan. Or exist near their nests.

56points

Anouk T 4 months ago

I literally was about to type this. Swans are vicious

9points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 months ago

Geese and swans are frickin bloodthirsty maniacs, yet sharks and gators get all the bad rep - it's not fair

10points

lovemy suffolk 4 months ago

Statistically though, I'd be curious to see how many folks are killed by geese. 😆

0points

Anne Jones 4 months ago

When my grandson was a toddler he saw a swan trying to reach some food which was just out of its reach. (Someone had thrown it and it landed outside of the water). Little grandson picked it up and held it towards the swan. Swan bit his arm and left a nasty scar. Swans are nasty bàstards. And yes, we were shouting “no” and rushing to grab the baby but he was as quick as a whippet.

7points

Abby Palmer 4 months ago

Cobra Chickens...

5points

Anna 4 months ago

Why do geese like to taste the backs of knees so much?

2points

Floeckchen 4 months ago

Because thats where your muscle tendons are

1point

Zoe Vokes 4 months ago

Honk!

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Carl Roberts 4 months ago

Was walking on a coastal trail that just happened to be a nesting ground for geese. Couple of goslings started following me. I stopped to take a pic....and was then chased by their mother for a good 10 minutes.

1point

tana 3 months ago

I watch a goose break a kids arm once. especially not Canadian geese. they are scary as hell.

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️️Upvote faery️ 3 months ago

Or a turkey

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Kael jones 3 months ago

Mess with the honk and you get the bonk

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Skadi Lifdis 3 months ago

Was at the Anchorage zoo and saw a goose wandering around. I knew better and steered clear of it. A minute later, I heard some kid shout "HEY! A GOOSE!" followed by loud honking and shrieks. That kid learned a valuable lesson.

0points

Shelly Graham 4 months ago (edited)

I have and won! I refuse to be intimidated by waterfowl, including swans! Yes I'm aware of their reputation for being territorial and downright mean!

0points

Anne Roberts 4 months ago

The bird will always win

0points

Nicole Weymann 4 months ago

I'm ~85% sure the picture does show a young swan, not a goose.

0points

fan of phish 4 months ago

In my limited experience, don’t challenge a turkey either. Those guys can be big and very scary.

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Peeka_Mimi 4 months ago

I have challenged geese to move out of danger from cars. Just clicked my tongue and waved my arms.

0points

Becky Samuel 4 months ago

For some reason geese and swans never bother with me. No idea why.

0points

Elchinero 4 months ago

Or goose a duck. Quack.

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Andy Cran 4 months ago

seals are vicious too, often come across them when I'm shore angling ,most of the time they waddle off but they can turn...so please people just leave them alone

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Michael Largey 4 months ago

Never challenge a goose? You grab my butt without permission, and you will get a severe challenge. (Well, sometimes anyway.)

0points

Gavin Johnson 4 months ago

Never bothered me, I’ve had loads of occasions to cross paths with ‘em as a canoeist and I’ve never been hurt. Y’all are just being wimps. If you really want to be antagonistic and win just carry a squirty bottle of watered down soap, it cuts through their oily coating on the feathers and they will leave you alone.

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doredde 4 months ago

What´s wrong with you? Wanting to "win" over a living being that probably would do you no harm, if not disturbed in their natural surrounding? And with soap? You know that could kill a swimming bird on multiple levels and has nothing to do anymore with self--defense. That´s just rightout perverted.I want to slap you through the screen.

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#10

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again The sea.

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99points

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Gavin Johnson 4 months ago

But it’s ok to tickle it every now and again, just be prepared to swim away quickly ok?

19points

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#11

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Not listening to medical advice of a professional I am a nurse and have seen many people have horrible lives or deaths because they thought they were smarter.

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95points

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 months ago

Forget those nasty vaccines, try a coffee enema with some essential oils during a waning moon just like they said on Facebook 🤡

97points

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#12

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Food poisoning. If you've ever had it for real, your personal food safety standards will rise significantly.

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91points

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Lulu 4 months ago

My husband had food poisoning from old shrimp he found in the fridge. Did he learn anything? No. I STILL have to tell him he shouldn't eat certain things or should wash his hands after handling raw meat or respect expiration dates for some foods. I honestly don't know how he made it to adulthood.

37points

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#13

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Narcissists.

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82points

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Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

You know, just because a guy likes holding his jaw, it doesn't mean he's a narcissist. Besides, it's not like he's orange.

50points

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#14

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again People in the middle of a road rage incident. It is amazing how a grown adult can absolutely lose their mind when inside a vehicle.

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78points

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Guy Bare 4 months ago

"Grown adult" doesn't mean "responsible person"

55points

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#15

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Take care of your eyes (wear eye pro, mind what you’re doing, change contacts on time etc). A few years ago I got a small piece of metal in my eye. This became infected. Navy ships are nasty.

The infection was misdiagnosed three times. After four days everything seemed ok. On day five I woke up with my eye basically rotting from a rare bacterial infection. I was fortunate enough to keep the eye so I appear unaffected but my vision was permanently damaged. Long exposure to sunlight causes migraines if I don’t wear sunglasses. I’ve had to learn to do a lot of things in different ways. All around a life changing event.

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78points

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Savahax 4 months ago

Don't take any risk with your eyes, or your "Gentlemans Sausage". -My father

27points

NaughtyNina23 , Jimmy Chan / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again If you're traveling never f**k with the locals. I've seen people pick fights with one of the locals and 10 of his buddies came out from every shop around them.

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76points

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Guy-Incognito 4 months ago

Maybe don't pick fights in general. See someone about your need to compensate for your tiny manhood.

138points

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#17

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again * People who believe they have nothing to lose. That could be a late-stage addict or your average teenager.
* Anyone with cauliflower ears.

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73points

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Tucker Cahooter 4 months ago

I'm surprised BP didn't illustrate this one with an actual cauliflower

72points

AusTex2019 , Josh Hild / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#18

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Don’t fight. You never know who’s carrying a knife or a gun until it’s too late. Life is not a fight scene in the movies, it’s 10X worse.

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67points

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Karma Black 4 months ago (edited)

Even without a weapon, one bad punch can be lethal.

43points

Interesting-Onion787 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#19

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Don’t f**k with someone sleeping, easy way to get beat up by the nicest person.

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64points

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Racing Tadpole 4 months ago

Wake someone by shaking their foot..further away from any punching fists

22points

Tantressa , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#20

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again People who cook, deliver or serve your food.

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62points

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Syrah 4 months ago

I feel like this shouldn't be again, it should just be never.

16points

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#21

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Payday loans.

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62points

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Jeremy James 4 months ago

When you only get paid once every two weeks because it saves your company on payroll processing and rent is due on the first of the month, this can be an easy trap to fall into.

20points

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#22

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Construction sites.

They are one of the most dangerous places to be so you have to be paying attention all the time you are in site.

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61points

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Tucker Cahooter 4 months ago

Naturally, they don't wear hard hats for fashion reasons

15points

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#23

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Electricity.

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59points

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LilliVB 4 months ago

I don't want to sound condescending, but isn't it obvious? If you work with an electrical circuit, you should switch off the electricity. It's like, basic safety procedure, isn't it?

18points

unk214 , Luis del Río / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#24

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Nature.

To many people think because they go camping and few times a year and shoot their gun from time to time that they can do whatever they want in the wild.

Nature only has one goal, to kill you and turn you into plant food. We spend millions of years to adapt and get away from nature. That doesn’t we somehow we have mastered nature or are immune to it. Respect it and take calculated risks when you’re out there by yourself.

Final score:

59points

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Gavin Johnson 4 months ago

Nature isn’t even trying to kill you. Your death will just be the byproduct of nature doing what it does, it has no specific reason or need for you to die right now, your death is inevitable anyway, it’s not even focussed on you, you are insignificant and nature will wait, you get to choose how long you survive but remember one slip, one moment of thoughtlessness and guess what, nature will get you.

63points

takisokay , Mahrael Boutros / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#25

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Alcohol. I had my run of ten years drinking, had an epiphany that alcohol was killing me, and nearly five years later, those in my life who didn't quit drinking are starting to frequent the hospital.

Final score:

55points

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Bob 4 months ago

Yup, alcohol is very effective at making you feel good, and feel less. It doesn't make you "forget" per say, it makes you disappear from yourself. Alcoholics aren't stupid, this solution IS good and effective. It just becomes the only one left. And that's the issue. That's why saying to people "alcohol/tobacco/drg is bad" usually doesn't work. Because it has an actual real good effect (especially if you develloped physical dependency). The best way out is to seek help (professional if possible), build habits and shape your environnement to make quitting bearable.

29points

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#26

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Hydration.

Drink more water. Yes, you.

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52points

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Spoot 4 months ago

But coffee...

17points

Semi-Nerdy , Wenxin Dong / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Garage door springs.

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51points

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xolitaire 4 months ago

There is always that one horror movie scene

14points

Linux4ever_Leo , Yevgen Buzuk / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#28

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Swans during mating season. Think about a goose on steroids and three times bigger. They've been know to chase down jet skis and knock the driver into the water for getting to close to their nests.

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51points

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Marianne 4 months ago

Don't forget how huge swans are. If an angry swan is blocking my way and hissing at me, I will find a different way.

15points

#29

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again The thermostat at my dad's house.

FuzzyPedal , Erik Mclean Report

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50points

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devotedtodreams 4 months ago

We never had a thermostat, but even so, Calvin & Hobbes taught me to never mess with one :D

18points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#30

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Cacti with fuzzy spines. Compared to the ones with big pointy spikes, these are the real terrors.

It took like a week for all the tiny little spines to get worked out of my skin.

Morbidhanson , Teona Swift / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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50points

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TheElderNom 4 months ago

My cat would gently bite the clusters of spikes, then pull them off and drop them on the floor. They are not fun to pick from your feet.

15points

TemptingTwinkle , MART PRODUCTION / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#31

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Gas station sushi. One impulsive night in college taught me that bathroom floors are cold and unwelcoming places for contemplation.

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47points

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Marianne 4 months ago

Except when you're in Japan. Every sushi everywhere in Japan is usually top quality and super fresh. People in Japan take their image and honor extremely important, so no one will sell you anything that they don't trust to be excellent quality.

41points

Otherwise_Yam4094 , Aleksandr Nadyojin / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#32

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Stray tom cats. I had one hand my butt to me. Had to get rabies shots and everything.

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46points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 4 months ago

Or cats generally, really. I recently had to give ours a tablet using the hold it's mouth open then closed method. On a more positive note, my anticoagulants are working brilliantly.

45points

JeepersOhh , Brett Sayles / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#33

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Bulls.

Don't f**k about with bulls. Even "relaxed" ones.

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43points

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TheElderNom 4 months ago

Or cows, they are more docile but they can still mess you up.

20points

EarthySofa , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#34

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Do not try to sit in some elderly person’s favourite seat. Do not try to change any table arrangements like placing the coffee pots differently than they have been used to for the last Thursday of every month for 20+ years. You will never hear the end of it for the rest of your sorry life. Just keep it as usual. Which can be hard if you’re new at your workplace.

Final score:

41points

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Laserleader 4 months ago

Apparently a statue of Mary was moved in my grandmother's garden after a big family visit, and somehow it was my mother's fault it was on the other side of the garden. Years later my grandmother would still remind everyone again and again about how the statue was moved.

17points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#35

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Mentally unstable people.

You think you're crazy? Try arguing, fighting, or self-defending against a mentally unstable person.

Make_Moneyyy , Demeter Attila / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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38points

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Sue User 4 months ago

This is adding to the myth that mentally unstable == violent. They are the victins if violence more than perpatrators

45points

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#36

Trains. They have absolutely no opinion of you and even less regard.

I nearly witnessed the death of a half dozen people who f****d with a train.

In the town do the college I attended there was a train track that ran right thru downtown, and divided the bar scene. Well one night a train had decided to rest in the middle of downtown, and prevented drunk college kids from traveling to more bars to get more drunk. A bunch of people decided to cross underneath the parked train, and admittedly, I too was tempted.

While a group was crossing underneath the train suddenly lurched forward about 6ft. One guy hit his head was bleeding pretty good, but everyone else was unharmed. I thought I was about to witness people separated from 1/2 of their bodies.

Another time, as a kid, my buddy and I were putting pennys on railroad tracks to squish them. We decided to try it with a quarter, but when the train passed the quarter shot out and out a bullet-sized hole in the concrete structure behind us.

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24points

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V 4 months ago

We just had an awful accident in Australia. Wind blew a double pram on to the tracks at a station. Dad jumped down and got one kid out, but the dad and other kid didn't make it in time before an express train was due. Heartbreaking.

11points

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#37

Old people.

I saw a 65 year old on a cane Knock a 22 year old "fighter"...OUT. Not down...not over...and not use his cane.

Fighterboi was bullying a smaller teenager.

Crazy old man strength is real folks. Oldster may have trained but he still has the chops.

TheDevilYouKnow69 Report

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23points

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FrogMan 4 months ago

65 is considered old? Uh, what’s 48 considered, asking for a friend….

11points

Bgrngod , David McElwee / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#38

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again As a homeowner that has had a long list of s**t to do for a very very long time.

I do not f**k around with plumbing or garage doors. No f*****g way. Nuh uh. Nope.

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22points

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Zoey Bear 4 months ago

Plumbing I fück with but garage doors, I wish to be alive to eat dinner that night.

8points

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#39

Health.

DesertRose- Report

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22points

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Bored Birgit 4 months ago

Sigh.

0points

#40

Your workplace bosses.

It's very rare to have a boss that actually knows what he's doing, isn't insecure, and doesn't take his position as a place of power, so you'll most likely have bosses that are clueless, insecure and power hungry. Learn to respect their authority and do what you're told. If you're unsatisfied, leave.

If you confront your boss he'll make sure you regret it until the day you leave. It's not worth it.

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22points

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Javelina Poppers 4 months ago (edited)

Had a boss that was always on a daily power trip and started yelling at me over something I had no part of so I turned and walked away. His next words were, "I ought to write you up or better yet I ought to fire you", my response was, "I'll save you the trouble, I QUIT". He had the cajones to call me the next day and ask for the password to my computer driven machine which I somehow forgot overnight.............that's a $5000 service call for the manufacturer to send out a tech unless they wanted a $300,000 boat anchor.

7points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#41

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Strangers. Flipped one off, he tracked me down and threatened to murder me.

Ill-Simple1706 , Bruno Silva / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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21points

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Jeremy James 4 months ago

I once thwacked a truck with my umbrella handle for almost running me over in a protected crosswalk. He tried to chase me. It was worth it.

12points

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#42

Mountainous roads during or after a blizzard. I’ve seen a few people just die from turning corners too fast and hitting oncoming traffic. Bridges freeze and traffic backs up for hours. Seen plenty cars spinning out on black ice.

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20points

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Zoey Bear 4 months ago

Again, don't be an idiot.

7points

swagdaddy5151 , Emma Filer / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#43

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Recreational use of Benzodiazepines

Editing to provide context : I had a very rough 4 month patch in my early 20’s where I thought abusing xanax bars would be a better alternative than dealing with my life problems head on.

At the beginning I was taking 4-8mg a day just to sleep all day and avoid my problems/thoughts, by the final 4th month I was taking 16-24mg daily just to blackout and sleep all day. I remember nothing other than waking up & eating small meals + more xanax bars to fall back asleep every day, lost about 35 pounds during this period & had VERY intense withdrawals when I stopped cold turkey.

I still have rebound anxiety & body tremors 7 years later, I do not trust myself with benzodiazepines to this day & prefer to use beta blockers to help with the rebound anxiety nowadays.

Final score:

19points

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Superb Owl 4 months ago

I have benozdiazepines and opioids for chronic insomnia and severe restless legs syndrome. I only take them when I absolutely have to, don't want to add an addiction on top of my sleeping problems.

10points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#44

35 People Share What They Will Never Mess With Again Significant others or friends who only seem to kind of like you.

OhMyGodBearIsDriving , Diana Titenko / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

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18points

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ILoveMySon 4 months ago

Is it just me or was this poorly written?

5points

#45

Don't f**k with others food. Stealing their food off their plate can result in getting stabbed with a fork (my brother learned this the hard way) and messing with their food like adding stuff that typically wasn't meant to be in it could result in time in a federal prison (a cousin did time for adding peanut powder to a person's meal as a joke only they were allergic to peanuts).

Atelier-Mar Report

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17points

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Mia Black 4 months ago

I am a sharing person. If you ask, you probably may get some of my food but if you just take, I will be angry and lose respect for you

18points

#46

Sleeping Black Snakes: I was out mountain biking early one spring morning, and this enormous (in my memory it was 8 feet long and big around as a beer can) black snake was lying across the trail in a patch of sunlight. Being the savvy and experienced outdoorsman that I am, I knew he had probably just woken up, and was still sleepy.

So I picked up a long stick and gently nudged his tail to encourage him to move aside. He was not sleepy, no, not even a little bit; he whipped his massive and toothy head around so fast I never even saw him move. One second he was lying there, the next he was hissing in my face.

The only reason he didn't tear me up is his tail was so far away from his head that I was still out of reach after he reacted. I slowly walked away backwards, and he didn't pursue me. I took another trail and left him to reign over his place in the sun.

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17points

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Zoey Bear 4 months ago

Aka, don't be an idiot.

6points

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#47

The taxman..

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16points

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Javelina Poppers 4 months ago

You pay taxes on money you earn, taxed on money you spend and taxed on things you own that you already paid taxes on with your already taxed money.

13points

#48

My little cousin Peyton (not his real name), age 12 next month. More like a nephew, really. Middle of three boys. The quiet one. The one with the deadpan sense of humor. Never mess with the quiet one.

Example: His older brother's friend decided to "borrow" Peyton's video game system and take it back to his house. The kid in question is two years older, at least a foot taller, and probably 20-30 pounds heavier than Peyton. When Peyton found out, he rode his bike over to the kid's house and, without a word, beat the ever loving s**t out of him and then took his game system back.

The line in the family is, "Peyton is not to be f****d with." Lol.

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Javelina Poppers 4 months ago

My older brother Ron would come home from school looking as neat and tidy as when he left that morning. My mother would get hysterical phone calls about how Ron beat the snot out of someone's poor son. Ron always said that "I don't start fights I just finish them".

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