Yeah, I'm broke, but I'd still never have kids

I'm not a millennial but I also love charcuterie and mimosas.

I'm angry about that too. You only do that with new cheap wood, not antique.

I do it because I'm not good at composing spoken sentences.

I think they have millenials and Australians mixed up

And taking the ladder out of the pool I will never have.

"OK Millen"

I actually prefer when people send a few short messages instead of a long one. I have the attention span of a goldfish, the chances that I'll skip and miss something in a long-a*s paragraph are quite high.

I only do it if I'm deliberately tryna p**s em off

I don't do that. I wasn't aware that's even a millennial thing.

Because when we started it was 5/10p a text and we love that they're now unlimited.

It was called ICQ. Or IRC.

That's a "that person" thing, not a millennial thing in general.

It’s because we used to have to pay per text. We now exploit the c**p out of the fact that unlimited texting is part of all cell plans. We are making up for all the texts we couldn’t send back when they were $0.25 each.

That's not a millennial thing. That's just the nature of the format. It's not meant for essays of text.

I'd prefer jumping down a few lines to delineate messages without bombarding en masse both when I have multiple, separate things need saying and in response to multiple topics

I send a bunch of messages because it helps me get my point across in less words. When I write a paragraph it ends up being one run-on sentence, with lots of unnecessary extra detail. Writing a few, short messages helps me be more concise and makes the person on the other end have to do less reading.

One of my friends was like this. Literally 60-70 few word messages at a time... It got to the point that one day I just never opened the messages again, we haven't talked in over a year.

Lol I actually agree. I prefer to write something up, proofread it then send it. It's so annoying to get 14 messages buzzing my phone over and over. Not to mention that not everyone has a phone plan. I really don't use my cellphone often. I mainly have it for emergencies and occasional calls or to use google maps. I can't imagine paying 50-100 bucks a month for a stupid phone plan, I just have a Tracfone. I bought the phone *and* plan for an 120 bucks and it's for the whole year. It's a nice Samsung Galaxy phone, and I get a year worth of service and about 1500 texts and a bunch of data and calls. I never ever use them all. I sometimes use up my data but it's still pretty rare with wifi just about everywhere these days. So every time someone texts me, it's taking away from my text allotment. It's not a huge deal but if you're trying to keep it from going over, it becomes an issue having 30 texts that could have been one.

Ha I do this all the time and I’m gen z

Those aren't millennials. Those are people my age. They're still pressing the enter button thinking it's the carriage return on their old typewriter.

I'll pick up a phone when you pry one into my cold, dead hands.

I thought is was more of a personality trait ratger than age related issue

My gen z daughter does this all the time.

I'm a millennial and I'm pregnant with my first right now. Her name is Holly. I've had people ask me why I don't spell it more unique... Like what? Holleigh? Absolutely f*****g not lol

I'm a millennial, and I do it because I don't know how to end sentences :P

... Okay that one's true

And you unironically wear our clothes from the early 2000s. Shut up, kid.

Yeah because only a lunatic overs hardwood floors

So you get it then

Because we didn’t have video game downloads, and you should just appreciate not having to dust out your game and sometimes your console

Because they know they are next in the "get off my lawn" line.

Ask them where "Hang up the phone" comes from lol

And why not? Life is stressful and hard enough as it is.

Corporate speak... it's all. Trying to keep your crappy, underpaid job while swimming with the sharks get you there.

Let me tell you young 'uns about this song called #SELFIE.

Wait until you are adulting, then we talk again.

Bish, garlic is life! Have you not ever cooked??

And if you need a sturdy storage box or shipping box, we have one handy.

Too old to drink now. Too risky 😂

yeah, yeah I do

Why do Gen Z speak in Tlk Tok vids?

Hoping if I gripe loudly enough, I can fool the U.S. into letting me retire before Social Security runs out.

I was today years old when I learned we did this....

What am I supposed to do? Eat Tide Pods?

Oh, wow. Literally?

Especially when it isn't even funny

*me wearing one while I type this* I don't know what you're talking about!!

What even is that?

Never heard of this.