I'm a woman and I don't like that feeling. See? It's a matter of taste, not gender! :)

You got me. The cow i have since i was 4 i still have 5 decades later watching my sleep. Also i want to get a cookie monster hot water bottle i once saw - and i am a little jelous about the hobbes my mother did for my nephew.

But... they do cry

This.

I am a woman with quite a "masculine" look (bs if you ask me, hair and clothes dont have a gender). People never gave me flowers because they assume that I wont like them. Then my MIL started doing it. It almost brings me to tears when she does it.

My bf does this too. I love that the seat is always down, and I don’t have to wipe the floor after he visits <3

Please men, sit down. Unless you clean the bathroom yourselves.

I´m doing this more than 50 years already. When I was a teenager there was a leak in the bathroom. All male family members had to sit while mother inspected the mess we made. It wasn´t us, but she never permitted any of us to restart standing up while peeing.

Also - its just common sense. Someone has to clean that stuff.

My mother taught us this... nothing great about creating a mess. It's not like there's a urinal at home... and since I have to clean the bathroom myself... makes sense :D PS men's public toilets are a different matter.

Always sit at home...stand if I'm out

As a woman, I always wondered if men were anatomically able to do this

Come to Europe... well not sure about Europe in general, but German men sit down to pee. It's normal and preferred here.

I sit down to pee at home.

Maybe I should tell my son too do this. Kinda sick of occasional wet side of my butt cheek!.

My friend's husband always made a mess when he peed. She hated cleaning the toilet. She finally told him he had to clean it from now on. After the first round of cleaning he started sitting to pee.

I've never understood this one... I haven't peed standing for over 30 years now. I remember when I decided it was the best ... I was 9 and I hated the noise of water falling on water, you know what sound I'm talking about. When you seat, no noise and no mess!

My partner once said that sitting down to pee was demeaning, with the implication in context that it was because that's the way women do it. I have never, ever been so furious with him, I was literally speechless with rage. I bet if I reminded him of it now he'd say it was a joke

I love that. My friends' husbands sit to pee and I decided I want that with my future mate. Awesome!

If I have a boy, he’s going to be raised that way. I’ve had that thought for decades.

Testify my brother

sitting down as a man is not without its dangers. i had a sore back once and chose to sit down to take the pressure off, i accidentally sat in a way that resulted my penis to catch the edge of the seat and bend slightly upward which caused my urine to go through the small gap between the seat and bowl soaking the floor and my trousers in the process.

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and at night you don't have to turn a light on destroying your night vision and hence stubbing you toe on the way back to bed

I can’t get out as much prr when I sit down

My husband made sitting down a house rule, even for male guests. He cleans the toilet where guests go. Our lid even has a laminated poster with all possible options x-ed out in red and sitting is the only one without a red X.

WTF guys. Control your thing when pissing.

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This is so weird your d**k touches the toilet bc you have to point down

Ballet takes way more strength than people realize. How else do you think those dancers are able to stay on their toes for so long?

On that note, gender reveal party is stupid.

As long as there is enough of them!

Ugh, this should be basic. Are you a human? Do you have a skin? Then take care of yourself. It's sad that basic hygiene is being gendered

a bag/purse is very convenient. and men with purses/bags are a blessing. yes! freedom from shoving random s**t including mobile phones, battery packs, etc into others' bags. got my ex-boyfriend a tiny backpack (he's a big guy) and he absolutely loves it. now he also carries treats for street cats and dogs in that teeny backpack. <3

More guys did this during the teenage zit years than will admit to.

Fashion is largely targeted to women and considered a "girly" topic, but the biggest high fashion leader brands are made by men (Gianni Versace, Giorgio Armani, Calvin Klein etc.)

I totally agree I think men's body shampoo smells like they've bathed in cheap cologne.

This. We have a large jasmine candle which we use a lot. Especially after cooking smellier food.

And how do you feel about walks in the rain?

Bronies. There's a whole documentary on them. Who doesn't love cartoons? If you don't because they're for kids, then get away from me because you're no fun.

I’ve slept with a lot of guys lol. I’ve never known a man to not enjoy little spoon. I think that’s just a TV thing. Everyone switches spoon size, depending on what side of your body and bed you’d rather lay on.

Dude I don't care about you're gender if your my friend HUG ME

I like those are the two you thought of. Both very important in very different ways.

Love, Actually. Unhateable.

Look at older magazines. They have patterns for whole families, since women used to make stuff for all family members.

I don't ask guys out bc I'm anti social and I don't like rejection

Someone send this guy some lilies!

Well, that's just reasonable! They're delicious. Love cocktails.

I am sure you look awesome

Next, have a pedicure. Feels so good.

Pink fruity drinks are the best. What kind of a pussy is afraid of lemonade?