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They don't...stop..thinking... at all. I can be sat on the sofa staring at the wall and my mind is a void... occasionally a though may float past, like a discarded crisp packet in the breeze.. then.. back to silence.

Whereas every woman I've been with seems to have a brain like an 80's stock exchange... thats on fire... and full of angry murder hornets.... so much activity.

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RP 2 years ago

Angry murder hornets... so true XD

272points

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship A good hug when “nothing” is wrong works wonders.

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KindyKaiako 2 years ago

A hug. Without trying to initiate anything. A hug without touching intimate body parts thinking its funny. Just a hug, it's really not hard. You're way more likely to get fun times later on if you respect her needs in that moment and make her feel valued and heard.

488points

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship Until I actually lived with my partner it was hard to comprehend just how often a period comes, how long it lasts, and how much it can affect your day to day.

What a pain in the a*s. I do not envy the ladies.

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muffin kid 2 years ago

which proves how poor awareness about periods are. not trying to make this comment negative though, i'm actually very happy OP figured this out

388points

They tell you to put the seat down on the toilet because they legit fall in if they don’t notice.

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Jiminy 2 years ago

Plus the bowl is F*****G COLD.

465points

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship Honestly? How much unnecessary guilt women carry around with them over everything.

First girlfriend I had (18 at the time) everytime I did something nice would either apologize or promise some kind of sexual reward. At first it seemed hot but after a few times in a row I just told her I wasn't doing nice things for a reward but because I cared about her. Made her cry and we talked it out afterwards but yeah after that (and just other things I talked to my female friends about) my eyes were opened to how invalid women seem to feel.

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Fancy that 2 years ago

I need a friend like this in my life.

276points

Periods suck. Bras suck. Shaving suck. Women don’t get enough pockets on their clothing. And they appreciate compliments A LOT on things they may be insecure about. (Like stretch marks or thighs)

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Bobby 2 years ago

My wife hates her stretch marks. When she's feeling extra down on them I remind her I think they're sexy. I mean we (she) brought life into this world and those stretch marks are a constant reminder of all the memories of her pregnancy. There were bad times for sure, but I see the faces of my babies in those stretch marks. She endured all of that for us. She brought my greatest joys into this world. How can I look at those and not appreciate everything she's done?

540points

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship That my hoodies are actually her hoodies.

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Stephanie Brantley 2 years ago

Yes!

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40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship My first relationship I always wondered why my girlfriend would rant at me about things like horrible coworkers, stress dealing with projects etc. and then get mad at me when I tried to talk through the problems, break them down and help come up with workable solutions. My second relationship I realised when women do this, they just want to rant and have a hug at the end. They don't want your advice, they don't want a calm, rational discussion about what they can do to make a situation better. Don't pour kerosene on that fire, just let it burn out.

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

Not only women. Sometimes I need to vent about my idiot colleague or customer, talk about how stupid they are for five to ten minutes, then have a cup of tea or shot of rum (or yell at wall for a minute) and then I can forgot about it. And sometimes I just need to hear myself to see the solutions. After all, how else I can discuss the problem with somebody who knows as much as I do about the problem?

273points

#10

That periods are a f**king nightmare that we should be grateful we never have to experience, and sympathetic to those who have to suffer them regularly: light or heavy they’re a frigging beast to deal with while living a normal day to day life.

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blobby_grrl 2 years ago

yes. just yes.

188points

#11

That relationships take a f**k ton of work and commitment.

Before I got into one, I thought love and passion was all that was needed.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

A real relationship takes so much practical work.

Love, passion, dedication, and trust are the foundations, yes.

However, there are so many more practical considerations on top of that.

Some prominent examples:- Attachment styles.- Finances.- Distance.- Emotional bandwidth.- Maturity level.- Sacrifice.- Commitment.- Discomfort and confrontation.- Learning how to argue and disagree healthily.- Concerns about intimacy and sex.- Power dynamics.- Place in life and relative experiences, sexual and otherwise.

The list goes on.

Relationships are a LOT of f**king work and as I learned the hard way, you could love someone more than life itself and be willing to die for them and think they are your one true soul mate AND THEY CAN FEEL THE SAME EXACT WAY but if these other things aren't in place, then it will NOT work and you will experience the most soul crushing and excruciating heartbreak of your entire existence.

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Xottel 2 years ago (edited)

Way too few people have realized this yet. Edit: Upon several requests I changed "less" into "few" ;)

167points

#12

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship What might be a really small thing for me to give her (a gesture, compliment, smile, etc.) can mean a whole lot to her.

heathos33 , unsplash Report

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Gabriela Cink 2 years ago

It works both ways, I guess :)

191points

#13

That they don't wear matching underwear all the time. Genuinely thought the bra and panties were always a set. I blame the Sears catalogue.

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Do you know how expensive lingerie sets are? f that I'm wearing underwear from Hema.

257points

Pisco 2 years ago

All hail Hemas underwear, cheap and comfortable

20points

Veronica Vatter 2 years ago

You are getting Walmart bras and panties from me.

18points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Also, lingerie isn't exactly comfortable to wear, especially underneath clothing.

11points

Adinda Jane White 2 years ago

Black HEMA panties and an expensive black lace bra. None of my men over the last 20 years noticed they were not a set 😉

7points

Sue 2 years ago

I just buy all black bras & underwear, except for one or two sets of white ones since I don't wear white or light colors much.

6points

Aaricia 2 years ago

Everyday Hema underwear for the win! They're so comfy

6points

Pheline 2 years ago

I shop at TJ Maxx & Marshalls and try to remember to pick up a handful of matching underwear when I finally find bras that fit. Would I pay more for that? Of course not!

1point

Tahani 2 years ago

Same!!

1point

Olivia Marie 1 year ago

Lol right?! .. I wear Hanes .. cheap to buy and replace when needed!

0points

Karen Bryan 1 year ago

Hanes & Amazon Brand X here.

0points

Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

I don't even think I have a matching set at all...

27points

Flopsy 2 years ago

Hahahaha. We change undies daily, bras.... we have a good bra and a few others we never use. It would be very difficult to match.

20points

Kate Malcom 2 years ago

I get mine from good old target, ain't gonna be fancy since ain't nobody's gonna see

17points

Gin Sutaraito 2 years ago

Same here 😁

6points

Sue 2 years ago

I was getting the best ones there for cheap, but now they're not carrying them anymore.

1point

Colleen Glim 1 year ago

Pretty underwear just makes you feel better about yourself. Doesn’t matter if anybody else is gonna see

0points

Sparkle_Queen 2 years ago

Yes, still a child so no one cares about my underwear. Target's awesome 👌

0points

L Venn 2 years ago

I have never worn matching underwear.

15points

PandaPops 2 years ago

My socks don't even match, my underwear isn't going to

11points

nerdy_british_girl 1 year ago

No truer words have ever been spoken.

3points

Jj321 2 years ago

I haven't owned a matching set since I was a teenager. I found a pair of underwear from target I loved, and bought 8 pairs. Bras have to be ordered because I am a hard to find size. I have a white one and a black one.

11points

ItsJess 2 years ago

I think, from my own and other comments, that we get bombarded with images of perfectly matching underwear and airbrushed bodies when we're young; so we feel when we start to mature, that we have to wear that stuff.

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

I was like 18 and much slimmer than I am now when I wore a matching set.

8points

ItsJess 2 years ago

Same, I dressed like a lingerie model back then! Everything was fancy if horribly uncomfortable and always matched.

6points

Jon Steensen 2 years ago

If her panties and bra matches, then the sex was not as spontanious as you'd might have been led to believe.

5points

Rachael Smith 2 years ago

Lol, we were waiting for our wedding night and I was trying to find something sexy I liked for that special night. I asked him what he thought about negligee and sexy wear in general. He shrugged and said "eh, naked is better." Saved so much money.

4points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

I don't own a "set" of underwear! Silly expensive and often uncomfortable.

4points

Cornell Tramontana 2 years ago (edited)

Never noticed. I was more interested in her removing them. I know this is going to get me in trouble;but, it’s been so long since I’ve been ttouble that I beside myself.

3points

Theresa SilentCrow 2 years ago

I went through the matching set phase. I found 2 things, 1. He didn't seem to notice if it was leather & lace or granny panties 2. Those matching sets feel like they are made of razor blades!

3points

Brandy Delcourt 2 years ago

Sears catalog 😂 ..... I see you showing your age lol

3points

Kittymisfit 2 years ago

My husband thought the same. He'd been around, so I'm not sure why he thought thos exactly, but it made me giggle when I realized.

3points

Kiryn Silverwing 2 years ago

The only matching sets I have are reserved for those times my husband's actually going to see them. The rest of the time, I wear stuff that's actually comfortable, and who cares if it matches? I don't even bother matching my socks some days.

3points

anime girl 1 year ago

Oh, different brand, honey.

1point

Catrovert 1 year ago

PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT?! DAMN….this page is giving me an aneurism.

1point

mailei rogue 2 years ago

I wear the boys stretch boxers from target, 12 bucks for 4 pairs; they never give me wedgies (looking at you, anything labeled cheeky), and come in minecraft prints. It's f*****g miraculous.

1point

Narwhal Blast 2 years ago

Hahahahaahahahahaha this made me laugh out loud

1point

Pahz 2 years ago

My bras are from Torrid or Lane Bryant. My underpants are Walmart. I have one sexy bra, but the others are straight up for comfort.

1point

Lindsay Wilson 2 years ago

I'm dying right now! I like this one the best.

1point

Upstaged75 2 years ago

Ha ha ha!! Not sure I've ever even owned a matching set!

1point

Josh Tall 2 years ago

and most women won't wear it because it is uncomfortable!

1point

Featherytoad 2 years ago

That's too cute.

1point

Kelly Jo 2 years ago

If you but it, it would be set aside and worn for your special occasions

1point

Iamlisa 1 year ago

LOL! That’s funnier than you realize.

0points

F. Jeske 1 year ago

Matching underwear also means something.

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

If the set matches we aren't dressing up just for ourselves 😉

0points

Eb 1 year ago

Most of the time most of us are wearing supermarket knickers.

0points

Resting Witch Face (they/them) 2 years ago

Lol. I think I've ever had a set of matches.

0points

neil mason 2 years ago

if she is wearing matching underwear - Sex wasn't YOUR idea ;)

0points

Hazel Gano 2 years ago

Not to mention, if you're bigger than a C cup, they're almost impossible to find.

0points

Ambry Petersen 2 years ago

Very few women ever own a matching set these days. They may look attractive, but they are incredibly uncomfortable, and at such a high price they are still not worth the discomfort of wearing them.

0points

Sparkle_Queen 2 years ago

I get mine from target lol 😅

0points

Sparkle_Queen 2 years ago

I don't even OWN matching underwear

0points

Blondieybat 2 years ago

Not sure if my hubs has any idea what my underwear looks like. Or cares if it matches. But he knows that some does. After a while…

0points

Jane W. 2 years ago

Buy off the sale pile. Nothing matches.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago

Hahahaha!

0points

Rayvyn 2 years ago

i dont have a matching set, never have. i bough a bra once and i realized i could perfectly match it with a pair of underwear, and im like 'ok this is my im pretty outfit' even though they came from two completely different stores and brands. my s/o couldnt tell that they were not matching

0points

Reece Aster 2 years ago

Haha 😄

0points

MygrandsonscallmeNia 2 years ago

Haines, or fruit of the loom underwear, and a good sports bra from wish, works wonders for the wallet. Mix, and match!

0points

Trinity 2 years ago

I wear black bras and black underwear all the time, except for the nude bra and underwear that I wear when wearing white clothing.

0points

Amy Stone-Chandler 2 years ago

I just don't wear them

0points

Laura Brown 2 years ago

😂😂...F**k that noise, I have so many other things to spend money on...

0points

Colleen Sudderth 2 years ago

Have NEVER worn matching underwear

0points

Colleen Sudderth 2 years ago

Have NEVER worn matching underwear!

0points

Egregious Filmin 2 years ago

I don't think I've ever owned a matching bra/underwear set in my 30yrs of having boobs 😂

0points

adina shaina 2 years ago

A decent well fit set $259.00

0points

Kat Hague 2 years ago

Wearing underwear is vastly overrated

0points

Andres Rodriguez 2 years ago

I'm sorry but your a dumb a*s if you thought that

0points

Taliseia Charles 2 years ago

Lol

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TiffInTheUSA 2 years ago

I have comfy bras, sleep bras, sexy bras, out in public bras......at the end of the day tho, i need my sleep bra and a pair of your underwear because they are actually comfortable enough to sleep in(or maybe i have a massive vagina that needs that extra fabric in the crotch😆)

0points

Rob DeVries 2 years ago

Ha ha ha 😂

0points

LJ Robinson 2 years ago

I buy everything in nude so it all matches, and I can still have some sexy stuff.

0points

Carole G. 2 years ago

Oh brother!

0points

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Aahzmandus Pervect 2 years ago

Why would I know what kind of underwear my mother has?

15points

#14

Finding a doctor who won't assume they're either on their period or that it's "all in their head" is insanely hard. It's difficult to understand if every trip to the doctor has been normal and helpful as a dude.

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Pisco 2 years ago

Sadly sometimes the best thing that you can do is go with her to her appointments. Doctors of both sexes listen more to men than to women so being there might help her get a proper treatment.

184points

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#15

They are more insecure than they let on and we should do our best to not abuse or use those insecurities against them especially in arguments

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Agent 8433599 2 years ago

This

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#16

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship • I’m more in tune with feelings and emotions now

• The amount of times women feel uncomfortable by men in day to day situations

AwesomeAsian , pexels Report

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Vika Nordin 2 years ago

So sad but oh so true!

121points

#17

They appreciate the gifts you've made, even if they're not good, just the fact that you put effort into making them something

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Fancy that 2 years ago

Yes!

101points

#18

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship The statement "just do what you want" no matter the tone, means you f**ked up.

Pumpnethyl , pexels Report

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Eb 2 years ago

Do what you want means you failed to reach a compromise this time.

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#19

Actually the most valuable thing I’ve learnt is be honest. If I’m going to the pub and know I’ll be back late, just be straight up and tell it like it is. Most girls like honesty (seems fairly obvious doesn’t it). The relationship I’m in now has been by far the best because I don’t try to play games which has got me into trouble in the past. Honesty and transparency. It’s the key.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

When my hubby goes out I don't give a time I would like him to be home, I just ask what time is the latest he will be home. I do this for safety reasons, like when to know I should start freaking out lol. I don't care if he says 2am, he usually calls me if he thinks it will be later. He is the same with me. Of course there is a curfew if we already have plans arranged.

206points

#20

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship That birth control messes with their hormones a lot.

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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

Yes. Asking someone to be on hormones daily just because "it doesn't feel as good with a condom" is far from reasonable. All women are different of course and different birth control works with different people but never expect someone to mess with their body for you.

246points

#21

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship The amount of hair they shed is unreal... Not sure how they still have a full body of hair on their head after a week.

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Allan Swanepoel 2 years ago

My daughter stays with me, each week I sweep out enough hair to knit another daughter

375points

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#22

They hate bras. That thing came flying as soon as the door closed behind her.

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Vepřík Boubelatý 2 years ago

If men didn't do hell for them everytime when they saw swaying breasts, women wouldn't have to be tortured with bras.

229points

#23

I learned the most after living with a girl. I started to notice dust and tiny things that just went under my radar. I started taking better care of my skin and teeth after seeing their routine. I appreciated better kitchen appliances. Mostly their ability to turn a living space into something warm and welcoming. A woman’s touch is really something special.

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Poeha 2 years ago

Yeah I learned a lot from my ex. A male touch. He tought me it's easier to just vacuum the couches, table. Handy. He tried with his next wife and she rolled her eyes, but I was raised as a slob, who didn't have to lift a finger, so I was genuinely happy with his tips.

141points

#24

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship You have to teach someone how to be a good lover to you.

People don’t magically know how to meet your needs. And they certainly can’t read your mind.

RedditorChristopher , pexels Report

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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

Yes. And when they tell you, you must be willing to really listen.

164points

#25

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship Period panties. That special pair that only come out once a month and look like someone wiped up acid with them. Woman’s bodies are amazing, fun, and terrifying in different times and situations.

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Jayne Kyra 2 years ago

Somehow men should also know that vaginas have a natural acidity and dark underwear can look bleached in the crotch because of that.

257points

#26

Snuggles are godlike. Clean and organize EVERYTHING. It’s good for your mental health and it gets you respect. This should be first but: “respect others as you wish to be respected”. Bodily autonomy and general “stuff that bodies do” is outside of everyone’s control, let’s all try to manage as we can and let others know if anything is weird. Talk, try, compromise. For the love of all that is holy: trade. I hate doing laundry, but I love cooking and doing dishes. She hates cooking and dishes and anything mucus related. We traded. I cook, I do dishes, I kill the mice, and I clean / take over all doggo snot stuff. She does the laundry and yells if I attempt to touch laundry to help fold. Point is, be dynamic / adaptive: find the difference, what do you want, what do they want. After that, figure out separate hobbies, you can’t be together forever isolated. Do separate hobbies, have separate friends, have faith in each other, enjoy your time together, and make boundaries serious. After that, it’s all you.

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Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago

Anything mucus related😆. When was a kid, if I was barfing, especially if it ended up all over the place, that was a "dad thing". Mom headed for the hills. I dont know what the trade was on that one.

115points

#27

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship They shower with lava. At least thats what the water temperature felt like.

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Babsevs 2 years ago

Baths too.... Hot enough to disinfect the surface of Mars lol!

176points

#28

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship I'm female, but my male partner had no idea that women can't 'hold in' our periods like we hold in pee.

I found this out when he was telling me about a girl in 6th grade who got her period in class, and he couldn't believe how she just 'let it all out all over' (as if she peed in her pants but it was period blood).

I had to explain to him how it works. But I guess, how would he have known? I never thought about it.

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Timmy Pillinger 2 years ago (edited)

Oh dear - someones education was deficient.

201points

#29

Don't be fooled by her constantly forgetting where her keys and phone and stuff are, she'll definitely remember what you said word-for-word October 3 2017 at 6:14PM.

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Nemo 2 years ago

It was Oktober 3rd 2005. It was not 2017. How could you?!

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#30

She is more accepting and understanding of my actions than I ever imagined possible. When I feel the need to justify she knew. When I felt unsure she encouraged, more! She more completely captures me, better than a selfie. She is a mirror more honest than my reflection. The brighter I beacon the better she shines making me better to be closer. I married her so results may vary.

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Rachknits 2 years ago

This is lovely. My spouse has made me a better person

126points

#31

If you can tell something is wrong and you ask them “Is something wrong? Let’s talk about it.” And they say “No”, that doesn’t mean nothing is wrong and they don’t want to talk. A lot of the time they just need time to process. Let it breathe, give some space, and let them bring it up later instead of being pushy.

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Jiminy 2 years ago

It's the same the other way around, btw. Don't nag him to tell you his problem, he will eventually.

138points

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#32

I learned that girls find you attractive mostly for what you do and how you do it, rather than how you look. Guys are more visual in that sense. I've been with girls during periods when I thought I looked like s**t but I still managed, somehow, to be attractive in their eyes just from the way I treated others and the way I made them laugh.

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

This could be because how we evolved. Think about it, what is procreation for man? 5 minutes. For woman it is 9 months of pregnancy (and we all know that pregnant women are kind of fragile) and then caking care of a kid for ~10 years. So men are looking for good physical traits, while women are looking for somebody who will take care of them for next 10 to 20 years. Somebody who will protect them when they are vulnerable. And mostly, somebody who will protect them from other men. Nicolas Lloyd has a theory that this is why dance is so important. What does a good dancer need? Stamina, good coordination, dexterity, reading other people,... it is same list as a good fighter. But do you want somebody who fights a lot? No, that guy will be dead sooner than later, because he will p**s off everyone. You want somebody, who would be a good fighter when needed.

125points

#33

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship Make up is expensive as f*ck.

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

And stains

80points

#34

When they wanna find something. THEY FIND IT

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Even after he looks for it and argues that it ain't there

148points

#35

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship Their favorite bra doesn't get washed much.

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KindyKaiako 2 years ago

*the only bra that fits properly and doesn't make a boob fall out in inappropriate situations * 😂

195points

#36

That they have their own libido. As a teenage male, it didn't occur to me. Yeah, I was a dumba*s. There was always so much talk about boys going through changes and having urges, that it truly never occurred to me that girls felt the same.

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

That's because all we ever talk about with girls is periods and how not to get pregnant. Nobody talks about how girls can be walking hormone bombs (aside from getting their periods) or how confusing a changing female body can be and how weird it is that getting a pair of boobs suddenly makes everyone treat you differently.

237points

#37

They fart just as much as guys do.

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Vepřík Boubelatý 2 years ago

Because women have the same digestive system and diet as men?

217points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#38

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship You don’t have enough hangers.

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Issey 2 years ago

There's always chairs

9points

#39

That the difference between men and women is surprisingly small

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Vepřík Boubelatý 2 years ago

No s**t.

85points

#40

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship That morning routine ain't no joke

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Kayla 2 years ago

If I don't do it now I won't do it ever, I might overthink about it, get lazy not do it anymore, ruin my schedule, list goes on lol

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#41

The slightest level of hunger can change your whole day.

Period personalities can be wild.

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Try multiple generations of females in one household hormones aren't just while periods happen

17points

#42

They are way grosser than any of my guy friends. They just hide it in public better.

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Babsevs 2 years ago

Husband agrees.... Especially teenage daughters in his opinion!!!! Total pigs he says lol

21points

#43

40 Things Men Didn't Know About Women Until They Got Into A Relationship You get through 4 times as much bathroom tissue.

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Pisco 2 years ago

Just because you decide not to clean your penis after peeing. Disgusting

20points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#44

With my first serious girlfriend after college, I learned that I could have a relationship with open and honest communication, owning our emotional reactions, not being manipulative, and putting ourselves in our partner's shoes.

In my next relationship, I learned that not every partner will do that.

It really prepared me for meeting my now-wife, because I could expect that and communicate that expectation to her early on, which laid the foundation for a healthy and communicative relationship.

PDX-T-Rex Report

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JMC5003 2 years ago (edited)

When my son first started dating his now wife, I swear for at least the first 3 months, any time I asked what they'd been up to, they'd say, "discussing communication skills." Granted, she was taking a class on communication and my son had always been interested in studying and reading about different styles of communication, but they have a lovely relationship and a fast friendship, so I think they did things the right way. Maybe we should all spend time discussing how we communicate, and what our needs and expectations regarding communication from our potential partners are, before entering into a serious relationship of any kind. Wouldn't that be amazing?

12points

#45

An issue/argument is not a win lose situation everytime. Take time to compromise and learn from each other instead.

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

When you talk about some problem, it often helps to sit next to each other and look at the problem from same direction instead of sitting on opposing sides of table, because subconsciously you think about it as "us against a problem" instead of "me against you". It is dumb trick, but it works.

21points

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#46

My french fries are her french fries.

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30points

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

So true, your chocolate is too

24points

#47

Sometimes you need to leave, like go outside and far away, so they can poop.

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29points

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Giovanna 2 years ago

Ahahaha that's me and my bf

12points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#48

Tampons and pads aren't the same thing.

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29points

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Jayne Kyra 2 years ago

Also: pads are stuck to the underwear, not the skin!

38points

#49

Never throw away Tupperware

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Fancy that 2 years ago

Do not throw away anything that doesnt soley belong to you.

20points

#50

They are always cold to the touch, and try to steal your warmth at every opportunity.

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27points

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Rachknits 2 years ago

Wow

12points

#51

Her hair somehow always ends up in between my butt crack. HOW?!

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Nurichwersonst 2 years ago

Maybe there is more gravity? A magic hair magnet? Or you run around naked too much? Only your buttcrack knows...

19points

#52

Bobby pins are magical items that will materialize out of thin air.

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Rachknits 2 years ago

Except when you need them

47points

#53

I learned to buy big economy packs of toilet paper. And that period poops smell worse than my farts.

Oh, and one more thing but this was probably this one girl: Period hormones are real. I vividly remember this happening with my last ex while she was on her period. She went from happy, to sad, to accusing me of cheating on her with 6 different b**ches (hah, as if. I barely secured a relationship with her), to cuddly, to "Don't touch me, you f**king son of a b**ch!", to "You don't love me anymore".

This was in the span of an hour! I wish I was kidding.

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25points

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Keep stock of her favorite chocolate for those days. Say very little and do as asked

28points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#54

They remember dates... First date...first kiss.. the date we meet ... we have been married 23 years and I still get the do you know what day this is?... I have a bunch for that s**t in my phone now.

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Babsevs 2 years ago

Women also have to remember EVERYONE'S birthday... Including all of the in-laws!

16points

#55

I always thought girls went out of their way not to fart in front of anyone....my wife quickly proved me wrong.

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BakedKahuna 2 years ago

They say, as soon as a man starts burping and farthing when he is with his girlfriend, it's a sign of trust and feeling comfortable around her. Well, this as well goes the way round.

26points

#56

my boyfriend didn’t know girls wiped after peeing. he was 20 at the time of revealing this

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Xottel 2 years ago

As a guy I recommend it to all the guys. 10/10 would wipe again

31points

#57

True connection is truly rare, when that happens even each other’s odor is pleasant

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

My hubby doesn't seem to have an odour. The only time I smell him is when he uses rugasol at work, it bloody stinks.

10points

#58

Women leave their hair on shower walls. Women clean up their hair by swirling their hair on the wall.

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Fancy that 2 years ago

Not every woman does that. It's gross.

28points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#59

When my wife moved in with me, 6 months into our relationship, I learned almost immediately that women, or at the very least my wife, are just like men but with their priorities slightly differently aligned. Like we all do the same exact things, just with slightly different approaches and executions, blew my freaking mind. This was also like 12 years ago, so what do I know.

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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

How can that "blow your mind"? I'm really curious about what this guy was expecting.

21points

#60

She can snore like a freight train

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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

They can, but just like men - they should seek help for it. My husband just did (after a long time...) and apparently 10% of women and 20% of men snore to the point were they need some type of medical attention. And it can be really dangerous.

21points

#61

Girls really emphasize planning ahead and sorting things out ahead of time. I didn't realize this was such a big issue but it is, they break up with you for that s**t lol.

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Julie Rod 2 years ago

I'm a girl. I almost never plan ahead. That's a personality thing, not a girl thing.

3points

#62

Daily sunscreen, lotion your whole body in the morning

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Issey 2 years ago

As a super pale person I agree to this. I have never been tan in my life, if I forget sunscreen I go from ghost to lobster and back to ghost.

29points

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#63

They like stuff. Non descript, non useful, stuff. Knick knacks, plates, water bottles, stickers, soaps and lotions. I like a more minimal and clean living space while the women who have moved in with me seem to believe that if there is a surface, stuff needs to be on it.

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RP 2 years ago

I know many cases where this is the opposite

35points

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#64

There is one room that has very very strict protocols about its use usually kitchen, bathroom or bedroom have been my experience.

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Kelly Jo 2 years ago

Kitchen is mine, do not rearrange things. What I use the most is put where I can reach it easily

12points

#65

If your girl has a big butt you have to fasten the screws on your toilet seat all the time.

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Psycho Cat 2 years ago

What the f**k is she doing on the toilet if you have to fasten the screws all the time?

16points

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Elliot Fowler 2 years ago

I learned that thedifferent pad sizes are for how heavy the flow is. not pussy size.

54points

What's In Your Head? 2 years ago

Why the downvotes? It's a perfectly acceptable thing for men not to know? Hey, only last week my father told me that if men get a tailored suit (at an upscale joint, anyway), they will get asked on what side they "wear it" as it apparently influences the measurements of the clothes. I'm 35, and I had never ever heard of that actually being a thing (and yes, I am married to a man). Because as a woman, why and how should I know?

40points

Cleshawn Montague 2 years ago

Pussy? Really?

8points

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

Hahah! That’s so cute

0points

PandaPops 2 years ago

Some of the men on this post are serious *husband goals*

22points

Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago

Comunication. If something bothers you, tell her/him calmly. And how to clean. Turns out you should wash your cleaning cloths one a couple of weeks

14points

Danielle King 2 years ago

Some of these are embarrassingly simple. Women can't talk about enjoying sex without being harassed, because women are always harassed

6points

Béla Kun 2 years ago

Funny how most of these (that are not period related) are just basic mental health for both sex.

6points

Arthur Waite 2 years ago

I wish I could have read this article in 1975. Would have helped a lot, in the following thousand years that my marriage lasted.

6points

Sinkvenice 2 years ago

Uh oh, it wasn't a happy thousand years then?

4points

Cleshawn Montague 2 years ago

This is a bunch of stereotypical tidbits from men. What I have learned about men? They generalize women.

5points

Hobby Hopper 2 years ago

I agree Cleshawn. A better title probably would have been "40 things men didn't know about their PARTNER until they got into a relationship".

2points

Marilyn Russell 2 years ago

I’m thinking that men who actually want a partner in life should read this in it’s entirety.

5points

Steven 2 years ago

Now do this one: Things Women Didn't Know About Men Until . . .

5points

Vika Nordin 2 years ago

Oh what a lovely post!

5points

lazy mama 2 years ago

Please help with house work. You both live there. And yes, just a hug or back massage without expecting something in return.

4points

Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

Not help though - do their share. Helping implies that someone is in charge/have responsibility. Housework should be shared.

9points

Aaron Matye 2 years ago

Why is it in all of these posts about men learning things about women, or the publicized stupidity of some of the men out there (especially on the topic of women), you just see a ton of comments that group men as a whole being stupid, overly sexual, rude, needy, etc.? I get that, yes, men suck (and I agree with a lot of those opinions), really because too many guys can't keep their thoughts INSIDE of their head, but it doesn't need to spill out to men as a whole. Because of all of this, and my life experiences, I'm genuinely averse to being a male myself. For all of the issues about so many men that women bring up, I totally agree, but the small amount of men who do or say bad things publicly, do not need to be cast over all, not even the majority, of men. To those woman who have been kind and courteous, encouraging even, about the men who have learned things in these posts, thank you. The world needs more women like you.

3points

Kiichan the Shennanigator 1 year ago

This is one I have to laugh at now; I happened to see myself go into a hot flash while washing my hands in the bathroom. I walked into the living room and told my husband (seriously, it's kinda creepy to see yourself just flush red out of nowhere). His response? "Cool! Can you do it on command?" No. No, I cannot. If I could control it, it wouldn't happen AT ALL. We still make jokes about it, actually...

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Vera Cyning 1 year ago

A: Am I the only woman left on earth who doesn't have massive issues with her period? I'm 42 with 3 kids and I've never really noticed anything but the mess. B: Copper IUD. Look into it. There are no hormones, it lasts over 10 years. Fertility returns almost instantly after you remove it. And again, I don't even notice it most of the time. I believe that it's suppressed because they can't make a lot of money from something that only needs attention every decade or so.

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LSR 2 years ago

It's a mangina, mangina world...

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Casey Pummell 2 years ago

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David Dazo 2 years ago

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Hobby Hopper 2 years ago

Who hurt you David? I just don't even have the energy to address all the things wrong with your comments. BTW, I'm a dude too.

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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

Women "need to get over themselves" but there you go with several posts with "what about"-ism? Maybe time for a reality check? People can point out topics or issues without minimizing others. It's not a this vs that thing.

4points

Lesley Wilson 2 years ago

The urethra is not a male part, it's an everyone part. How do you think women pee?

3points

Bisquick'nGravyBaby 2 years ago

30 Things Women Don't Know about Men is literally the next suggested article, my dude. That divorce was rough, huh?

2points

HumanBeingFromEarth 2 years ago

I would downvote you but I want others to be able to comment on the idiocy and selfishness of this post.

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Brina 2 years ago

WoW, you're bitter, and sad. You need to stay off those BS feeding podcasts. There's a reason those guys are still single. Get outta your lil heartbroken box n wake theee fukk up.

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Michael Gilbert 2 years ago

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Elliot Fowler 2 years ago

I learned that thedifferent pad sizes are for how heavy the flow is. not pussy size.

54points

What's In Your Head? 2 years ago

40points

Cleshawn Montague 2 years ago

Pussy? Really?

8points

AsexualShrimp 2 years ago

Hahah! That’s so cute

0points

PandaPops 2 years ago

Some of the men on this post are serious *husband goals*

22points

Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago

Comunication. If something bothers you, tell her/him calmly. And how to clean. Turns out you should wash your cleaning cloths one a couple of weeks

14points

Danielle King 2 years ago

Some of these are embarrassingly simple. Women can't talk about enjoying sex without being harassed, because women are always harassed

6points

Béla Kun 2 years ago

Funny how most of these (that are not period related) are just basic mental health for both sex.

6points

Arthur Waite 2 years ago

I wish I could have read this article in 1975. Would have helped a lot, in the following thousand years that my marriage lasted.

6points

Sinkvenice 2 years ago

Uh oh, it wasn't a happy thousand years then?

4points

Cleshawn Montague 2 years ago

This is a bunch of stereotypical tidbits from men. What I have learned about men? They generalize women.

5points

Hobby Hopper 2 years ago

I agree Cleshawn. A better title probably would have been "40 things men didn't know about their PARTNER until they got into a relationship".

2points

Marilyn Russell 2 years ago

I’m thinking that men who actually want a partner in life should read this in it’s entirety.

5points

Steven 2 years ago

Now do this one: Things Women Didn't Know About Men Until . . .

5points

Vika Nordin 2 years ago

Oh what a lovely post!

5points

lazy mama 2 years ago

Please help with house work. You both live there. And yes, just a hug or back massage without expecting something in return.

4points

Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

Not help though - do their share. Helping implies that someone is in charge/have responsibility. Housework should be shared.

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Aaron Matye 2 years ago

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Kiichan the Shennanigator 1 year ago

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Vera Cyning 1 year ago

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LSR 2 years ago

It's a mangina, mangina world...

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Casey Pummell 2 years ago

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David Dazo 2 years ago

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Hobby Hopper 2 years ago

Who hurt you David? I just don't even have the energy to address all the things wrong with your comments. BTW, I'm a dude too.

6points

Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago

4points

Lesley Wilson 2 years ago

The urethra is not a male part, it's an everyone part. How do you think women pee?

3points

Bisquick'nGravyBaby 2 years ago

30 Things Women Don't Know about Men is literally the next suggested article, my dude. That divorce was rough, huh?

2points

HumanBeingFromEarth 2 years ago

I would downvote you but I want others to be able to comment on the idiocy and selfishness of this post.

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Brina 2 years ago

WoW, you're bitter, and sad. You need to stay off those BS feeding podcasts. There's a reason those guys are still single. Get outta your lil heartbroken box n wake theee fukk up.

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Michael Gilbert 2 years ago

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