how many times did it take for for you to realize that?

So does your washing machine

How does this fit in? If you have enough money lot of things get easier.

Okay, it's often written on the manual...

Yup. Always put a pinch of salt in after you add oil to hot pan.

Ye, but for idiots like me, it would end up in my eye

It's pretty much the case with any fresh produce.

I've always used mine this way. Then I pull down the table and put the pillow on it....best way to sleep in a plane...for me.

Just like 90% of modern pop songs.

Don’t use Aluminium foil at all. It harms the environment and your health as well. Just butter your bread tin or use baking paper.

Will the avacado have the same consistency - thinking the cells are bringing in water?

He looks like he just tried to fold a fitted sheet! LOL

You clena da microwave, I cooka da pasta!

Ok, cool, now just tell me why?

I'm gonna try.

That's how lungi is worn

I tried this and everything just flew out all over the walls. It is me that supposed to be spinning round, isn't it?

Not the case with those hermetically closed bulletproof pieces. There are always a few of those clam-shut suckers in every bag. You have to smash those with a rock.

Doesn't this depend on the can-opener style?

Yikes, you might also ruin your device doing this!

Hmmm... so he gave up on drunk vs hungover?

Ah, speak for yourself. All the baking trays fit nicely there.

Why down? I would need a big plate and it wouldn't lay flat with the lip of the plate. Upright, I can shred right into a smaller serving bowl with no extra step.

What am I missing? This one has confused me.

I do not understand the use of this.

And hot oil dripping out of the pan...

Yeah, because I really like to eat my sauce off the floor!

Say a guy who probably can’t cook. Otherwise he wouldn’t spread such a bullshit

flipping the bread is actually more efficient..you dont have to stand there holding a pan upside while holding a spatula… you dont lose oil. you can walk away. this was the most pointless one on the list

....and pour oil all over the floor?

I do this while making omelettes. Just be careful there is very little oil in the pan to prevent burns.

This would result in a giant mess, scrambled eggs everywhere

Wouldn’t it fall before it’s toasted?

Super cool way to dump whatever you are flipping onto the floor!

And the scrape it off the stove top.

This is the height of idiocy

This is ABSOLUTELY brilliant !

OH YEAH ? Try This With Half Set Eggs

And splash hot oil everywhere

You can .doesn't mean you should

*you can use a toaster to toast a toast instead of a frying pan

Eh?

How does he know that he is hitting the spatula? He is clearly drunk here

This presumes that the pan contains a) only one piece of food to be flipped and b) no liquid of any sort. Also, are you supposed to use the back of the spatula here? Because most spatulas designed for flipping things have the handle set at an angle to the flat part. This just looks so awkward...

Until an idiot like me drops it on the floor