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ClassyBitch , ROCKETMANN TEAM / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush I had a crush on this skinny little red headed trumpet player. We were in band together and he seemed nerdy and nice. He was a year older but he was always nice to me. One night we were at a party. He told me a story about how the brother of another girl we went to school with got drunk one night and r***d her. The whole school had found out about it. He was telling this story like it was the funniest s**t he ever heard. He then proceeded to tell me that he went up to the girl at school and laughed at her for getting r***d by her brother. Not only did this 16-17 year old girl get r***d, she got r***d by someone who is supposed to love and protect her. Then everyone finds out about it. Then this piece of s**t goes up to her and laughs in her f*****g face about it. I've never gone from liking someone to hating someone so fast. I hope he's grown up and realized what a f****d up situation that was. I hope that moment that he went up to her is one of those moments that keeps him up at night and fills him with shame and regret. F**k you John

Final score:

272points

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Penguin Panda Pop 5 months ago

Yes, F**k you John!

223points

Guy everyone thought was hot and dreamy legit kicked a puppy in front of my face. Not like a football, but in a ‘you’re in my way,’ still fairly harsh, shove-with-a-foot manner.

I still hated him for it.

Years later I saw on the news he’d murdered his girlfriend in front of their toddler.

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time!

freedinthe90s Report

Final score:

239points

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Anxiousguest 5 months ago

Poor baby.. I lost belief in God after seeing all types of suffering kids go through. I love kids.

63points

Tiny_Pochemuchka , Ant Rozetsky / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Had a crush on my superior, and one day we were talking about the horrible and horrifying news of a girl being sa'd in a bus by a group of men and left to die. This was the New Delhi case that broke India and it was making headlines everywhere. I remarked that it was just such a horrifying news, and he said, "what time was it and what was she wearing??" At that moment all affections for him went out of the window. I was so mad at him and was this close to slapping him for making such a misogynistic statement.

Final score:

225points

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Anxiousguest 5 months ago

Good god, as an Indian I should say this guy could be a psychopath, if he talked this way about "nirbhaya". That incident was so horrific, that I avoided reading the newspaper for days. And my then boyfriend (now husband) was so scared , and was afraid of me leaving anywhere after sunset.

143points

ktsb , Linus Mimietz / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush She threw the popcorn on the floor as we got up to leave the theater. And not like dropped the bag like flipped it and gave it a good shake for good measure .

Final score:

211points

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Peppy 5 months ago

I hope all her future corns remain unpopped

172points

I had a crush on a boy named Troy. I first met him during summer camp in elementary school, but we lost touch. Many years went by, and in 10th grade, we discovered that we attended the same high school. I would see him around and still found him so cute; my crush on him had lasted all these years. We would hang out in group settings and occasionally catch up throughout high school, but we never hung out alone. Finally, about a month before graduation, we agreed to spend time together one-on-one for the first time.

Just for reference, I'm Black, and Troy is white. One evening, I was in his car, and we ended up making out in an In-N-Out parking lot. My heart was pounding with excitement. After we finished, he said, "God, you'd be the perfect girl if you were white." He then went on to tell me how excited he was to go to college in Ohio because there wouldn’t be any Black people there. He thought what he said was hilarious, but I was disgusted. It was one of the rare times in my life when I was speechless. I just wanted him to drive me home, but honestly, I was frightened.

Even after we graduated, he continued to reach out to me, but I ignored him. I'm pretty sure he knew his words had offended me, which is why he kept trying to contact me. Eventually, I just blocked him. My decade-long crush on him evaporated in an instant.

Freakkzz9494 Report

Final score:

198points

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Multa Nocte 5 months ago

Ew.

105points

I had a crush on a pale, black-haired guy named Wyatt in high school. He looked so interesting and intensely handsome at the time. I also loved that his name was Wyatt. I grew up watching Tombstone and I thought that was the most amazing name for a guy.

One day, a new girl came to school and it started to rain. She was a harmless, free spirit type who was just happy experiencing life. Totally inoffensive and a little loopy, but genuinely sweet.

It started to rain outside and she, little nature-loving spirit that she was, was kind of wheeling around in the rain, enjoying herself, feeling the water, indulging in petrichor, and a group of us were watching from the porch. Wyatt, who up until then had seemed like an accepting, kind person, announced, “I hope that dumb b***h gets hit by a car.”

That was my first lesson in understanding that people you think are beautiful are not at all beautiful. Some of them are just hateful. I couldn’t stand to be in the same room with him after he dropped that bon mot.

bantling00 Report

Final score:

182points

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Luke Branwen 5 months ago

Not gonna lie, I'd probably develop an instant crush on that loopy girl.The mere description made me smile. (Wyatt can get fukked.)

205points

throwawayblehmeh , Maria Verkhoturtseva / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush When we were young, I gave her a Valentine’s card. She smiled while looking into my eyes, ripped the card without opening it & walked away while tossing it in the trash.

It hurt terribly, but it snapped me out of that hypnotic trance. I learned personality is everything & it’s best to move on quickly.

Final score:

182points

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MEB 5 months ago

Heartless!

80points

capkellcat , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush He "accidentally" had a picture of his d*ck on his phone and ever so subtly made me look at it by holding it up to my face. When I asked what the hell he was doing, he said, "Oops! Wrong picture. What did you think, though?" Absolute disgust from then on.

Final score:

176points

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Ace 5 months ago

Did any woman, anywhere, anytime, actually show any interest in a guy who sent her a d**k pic? Instant Ick!

212points

BatgirlofBrickCity , Keira Burton / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#10

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush He and his group of friends bullied another kid so bad the kid switched schools. Instant nope.

Final score:

166points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago (edited)

Bullies are a-holes and the grown-ups are the worst.

71points

#11

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Had a crush on a guy in high school. Overheard him saying he thought women should be silent and submissive. I was instantly repulsed by him.

KaceyCats0714 Report

Final score:

159points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

I'm sure he repulsed many other women with that shîtty attitude.

78points

Sp1d3rb0t , Keira Burton / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#12

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Dude said,

"I don't say 'Please'. It's a beggar's word."

Roflmao okay dude.

Final score:

159points

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BoredPossum 5 months ago

Fragile ego.

88points

thisisrealgoodtea , Dids . / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#13

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Went to meet his family, within 2 minutes he kicked his family dog. His dad then said ‘bad dog!’ and took the dog outside, making it pretty clear where he learned the behavior.

I wanted to take the dog with me so badly. It’s been over 10 years so not sure she’s still with us, but I would think of her from time to time.

Final score:

153points

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BoredPossum 5 months ago

Cruelty to animals is a red flag, hell, it's a red everything. Report any form of animal abuse.

146points

BirdsongBossMusic , Keira Burton / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#14

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush He finally got my phone number, and within 2 hours he had texted me over 50 times and called me 20 times and was irritated i didn't answer him within a couple of seconds. Eff that s**t. The nerve.

Final score:

149points

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MEB 5 months ago

Nope!

50points

BoogieSmools , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush She was needlessly b****y to a waitress at a restaurant.

Final score:

145points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

This says alot about the person and it's not good.

70points

suns-n-dotters101 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush They called me stupid. To my face. In front of another person. Because I asked a simple, reasonable question while trying to make conversation. Yeah, never looked at them the same again.

Final score:

143points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 5 months ago

Well f**k you for asking a reasonable question that you didn't know the answer to /s. Ignorance is okay, not everybody can know everything about everything.

40points

Idrawmoths , Pille R. Priske / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#17

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Had a thing for this girl until she sent back food at an Indian restaurant bc it was too spicy, after being told it would be spicy and there was no other way to make the dish. She acted super condescending and demanding and it embarrassed me a tonnnn lol. You could tell she never worked for service haha.

Final score:

139points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Very telling how they treat service staff.

68points

peculiarpurpleperson Report

#18

He said if somebody ever came to him thinking about suicide that he’d tell them to stfu because mental illness isn’t real. Definitely struck me wrong and my crush disappeared so fast.

Final score:

138points

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Michael Largey 5 months ago

Ironically, he was prime evidence that mental illness is real.

105points

#19

We’d only been dating for about two weeks. He took a long detour to take me home, and I thought it was because he wanted to spend a little more time together. So I said something like “Hey, so how come you took the long way back…” trying to be playful about it and expecting him to say something sweet. He said “Because I’m not driving through *that* neighborhood. There are too many N-words there.”

Nope. Nope. Nope.

InspiroBiro Report

Final score:

135points

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Daya Meyer 5 months ago

Yep. Nope is the only N-word here.

87points

TexasCannibalCookout , History in HD / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#20

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush "Why are you voting for Obama?! Don't you know he's the Antichrist?!

Final score:

135points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

This is not even politics, it's a lunatics rant.

124points

#21

When, after he had flirted with me for days both in person and over text, i suggested we make plans and he replied, "sure! not sure if this changes anything but just so you know, i'm married.".

victorywulf Report

Final score:

131points

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Orysha 5 months ago

Oops, I've forgotten a tiny detail.

78points

#22

There’s a girl I met when I was 14 at Anime Expo and had this really magical romanticized innocent young love summer type of feel. These were the early days of the internet. We kept in touch over AIM and one day she sends me a video of a guy getting decapitated alive by some soldiers and she wrote “lol”.

Pretty much killed all the magic for me and stopped talking to her after that.

AllenHo Report

Final score:

131points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

I remember that. It was so horrifying.

57points

PostingImpulsively Report

#23

He said it’s only cheating when girls do it, not when boys do it.

Final score:

127points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Yeah, no thanks to that.

69points

JenniB 5 months ago

I had a boyfriend once that told me "it doesn't count as cheating if it's with a stripper"... Bye!

12points

Quirinus 5 months ago

Tell me you worship Andrew Tate without telling me you worship Andrew Tate.

8points

Farah the Turtle 5 months ago

OMG real! Ppl keep going on abt how hes amazing and stuff but hes js a f*****g d**k

4points

Hey! 5 months ago

It's the same as saying the guys can be rakes but the girls have to stay pure.

3points

Mr.Li 5 months ago

What kind of logic is that?! -_-

3points

Sand Ers 5 months ago

Little head logic.

2points

Dumb teenager 5 months ago

Hippocracy.

1point

Lorraine R 5 months ago

Not logic, it goes back to time immemorial.

0points

JoyfulZebra 5 months ago

Roman logic

0points

RiceRiceBaby 929 5 months ago

My exact words!

0points

Farah the Turtle 5 months ago

sexism at its finest

2points

Simon T 5 months ago

I’m a dude and I strongly disagree

2points

cherry~ 5 months ago

Yeah because when boys do it it's called "cheating" as well - and not "only cheating". /s

2points

Amanda Hunter 5 months ago

Interestingly promiscuous men are good ol boys, but if women are promiscuous there are reams of derogatory names.

1point

Ormond Otvos 5 months ago

Because guys can't get pregnant?

0points

EJN 5 months ago

Dump the sucker.

0points

JP Purves 5 months ago

Was he a time traveler from 1950?

0points

sharyn turnicky 5 months ago

Sounds like the manchild I divorced over 50 years ago!

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 5 months ago

What a pig

0points

EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 5 months ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

0points

tori Ohno 5 months ago

I sure hope that both of you were still in junior high when he said "girls" and "boys". Because just using that language as an adult is a big NOPE for me.

0points

#24

It was a build up of things, but one of the big things was his friend joking about how he (his friend) could have spiked my drink on a night out: he said nothing. I’m a believer in the concept that you are who you hang out with, so hearing this made me really uncomfortable.

Complete_Redo Report

Final score:

122points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

He said nothing, could mean that his friend and him usually joke like that? "Muestrame con quien andas y te dire quien eres", i also belive that you are like your friends meaning if you hang with people like that it's cause you are the same as them.

20points

ppainfull , energepic.com / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#25

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Bragged about drinking and driving.

Final score:

118points

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Orysha 5 months ago

Get yourself killed if you want but I won't be in your car when it happens.

58points

Few-Sir4415 , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#26

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush He was 39, I asked him what his biggest age gap was while dating and he told me recently dated a 19 year old. Then went on to complain that she was lost in life and had daddy issues. Instant ick.

Final score:

113points

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Deborah B 5 months ago

Of course she had "Daddy Issues". Why did he think she was dating a man old enough to be her father?

67points

Positive-Ratio5472 , krakenimages / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#27

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Had a crush on a girl for a little while. Then I went to a family reunion and saw her. We share great grandparents on our mother's sides.

Final score:

107points

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John Mosley 5 months ago

Second cousins are legally allowed to marry in the USA but you're definitely gonna get hate from SOMEONE in the family.

58points

Suzy-Skullcrusher , fauxels / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#28

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush I actually had a conversation with him, it stopped right after that.

Final score:

106points

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smugdruggler 5 months ago

Always remember, light travels faster than sound . That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

127points

WhatsYourMoon , Vera Arsic / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#29

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush When he kissed me he wobbled his tongue in my mouth like some kinda lizard.

Final score:

93points

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detective miller's hat 5 months ago

I've always felt like a total weirdo because I never ever liked kissing with tongues in each other's mouths. This is even worse lol.

72points

#30

Told me I’d have to become a christian to date her. I have no problem with people having different beliefs than me, and I actually really respect that she brought it up before things went any further, but it was just an instant “ick” for me that that was the most important factor for her.

an_edgy_lemon Report

Final score:

87points

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Apatheist Account2 5 months ago

I dumped someone because they were a Quaker. Not a problem as such, but I'm not religious so we weren't going to be compatible.

31points

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#31

She flexed on the amount of guys she ghosted

Oh how the turn tables….

Car_loapher Report

Final score:

35points

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Hey! 5 months ago

LOL. OMG this is funny.

7points

#32

She said fat people were “disgusting, sad, and almost always stupid too.” Bye bye.

TileFloor Report

Final score:

33points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 5 months ago

Fat people are ... fat. People. You have no idea why someone is overweight/obese (it's seldom from actually being "only lazy")and it doesn't affect your intelligence. I get people have preferences in what they look for in a partner but these broad strokes are upsetting to me.

19points

#33

Not quite the same, but my boyfriend at the time(ex now obvi)and I were walking home and happened to pass by a homeless man holding a sign towards the road. For some reason, despite the fact that the homeless dude never even looked at us, he decided to start talking about how much he wanted to punch him. Broke up with him immediately afterwards.

_PlayerName_ Report

Final score:

32points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Wow, anyone could end up being homeless.

17points

ConstableBlimeyChips Report

#34

Every story she told me was about some argument/conflict/drama, and in every story she considered herself to be the paragon of virtue and honesty while everyone around her would be vindictive, cruel, and "out to get her". I recognized the behavior because my mom does the same thing and I hate that kind of constant self-victimization.

Final score:

31points

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Hey! 5 months ago

My MIL does the same thing and my husband went NC several years ago. His siblings are trying to get him back because she's ~90 y.o. now. Nope, she's still doing that.

4points

#35

She was absolutely beautiful but when we started talking, it turned out she was an evangelical white nationalist.

PikesPique Report

Final score:

30points

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TomCat 5 months ago

That'll do it!

12points

BulkyOrder9 , Steve Johnson / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#36

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Offering her a wallet sized school picture on picture day, and she immediately threw it out. Message received.

Final score:

29points

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LaserBrain 5 months ago

You offered her a photo of yourself? Why?

9points

#37

This is going to sound conceited, but the more I talked to her the more I realized she just wasn’t very smart. And more importantly, she seemed to have zero thirst for knowledge. I just don’t understand that way of living.

eeviltwin Report

Final score:

29points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 months ago

Intellectual goals are as valid as financial and family goals. I've dated people who only aspired to watch television. Life would be so boring if I stayed with them.

9points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#38

He broke up with his girlfriend, and I thought I might be interested. But then he and his ex appeared to be back together, so I backed off. Then I found out from another friend that he had absolutely no intention of getting back with his ex, he was just using her for affection and attention. My crush dried up and blew away in the wind immediately….

Gold_Statistician500 Report

Final score:

28points

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#39

She had a confederate flag tattoo on her back. When I asked about it she very quickly made it clear she was super racist. .

PuppetShowJustice Report

Final score:

28points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

LoL, were did he meet that.....person?

5points

Lucho23 , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#40

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush How quickly they were able to move between "partners" it was really fast. REALLY FAST.

Final score:

28points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Some people that switch from one partner to another really fast are usually very scared of being alone. They don't take the time needed for themselves inbetween relationships even though they need it.

11points

#41

I had a crush on a boy that lasted from 2nd grade (so about 8 years old) till the beginning of 6th grade (12 years old)

I was head over heals for him and only got to have fleeting moments together that never really lasted long. Until 6th grade we finally had a class together and I got to be his seat mate. I was over the moon!...for all about 5 minutes. He just kept talking.... and talking... and f*****g talking! When I'd finally get a word in edgewise he'd keep one-upping ANYTHING I brought up!

So yeah my 3 year long crush died in a matter of minutes after actually talking to him lol.

digi_art_gurl Report

Final score:

27points

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MicrowaveGoddess 5 months ago

In the wise words of smugdruggler, “Always remember, light travels faster than sound . That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

17points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#42

Found out they actually liked me back and I freaked out. 8th grade was a wild time for crushes.

Spiceybrown Report

Final score:

26points

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Weirdo with Internet 5 months ago

Ahhh middle school. Truly one of the times of your life

5points

#43

1. We had a lunch together that was full of innuendo but in a coy way that was even sexier. Then I went to work. By the time I got off my shift she had gone into and liked every picture I’d ever posted on Facebook. Ever. I had hundreds of notifications. Lunch was nice but it was not a proportional response. I told her it wasn’t happening.

2. Another woman, we were hitting it off and decided to head back to her place. Safe to say I was *excited*. Step inside, all smiles, hands on each other—hanging on the wall right inside the door an 8 foot nazi flag, shocking red with swastika the size of my torso. She says she just has it up for laughs. I wasn’t laughing. I was too young to be confrontational so I made a lame excuse and jetted.

I could do more but they start to get increasingly gross and sad and I don’t want to think about them haha. Kept trying though.

levieleven Report

Final score:

26points

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Orysha 5 months ago

Nazism is not a matter to joke about. Did she have a SS uniform to go with her flag? I would have burnt it on the spot!

23points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#44

“Instant Nope”: 30 Moments Where People Lost Interest In Their Crush Mentioned their wife.

DismalTree4161 , Alex Hussein / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

24points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Yeah, that would kill the mood.

10points

#45

I had a slight crush in this guy Daryl. I saw him at the skating rink and started talking to someone he was with. Idk if I had even talked to him at this point but we had a lot of mutual friends.

All of a sudden he turned around and said "Damn you're ugly!"

Now I was a 12 year old girl and knew I wasn't ugly but it still destroyed me. Even if I was why would you say that to someone?

I was crowned prom queen and he was there and I wanted to say something smart so bad but I didn't.

Isn't it weird that one comment like that sticks with you even 31 (omg I just did the math) years later?

F**k that guy, he follows me on IG and he married my friend.

Fun_Situation7214 Report

Final score:

24points

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BoredPossum 5 months ago

What an idiot. Making others feel bad for no reason is just evil. Plus, in that age when everything is difficult enough.

12points

#46

Was in high school and had a crush on this one boy. We were kind of friends. Then one day he told me about how he recently found out his best friend is gay, and proudly confessed he made fun of that friend and told him he was disgusting and never to talk to him again. I got up from the table we were sitting at, told him off, and walked away. Never spoke to him again.

SnidgetAsphodel Report

Final score:

24points

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Orysha 5 months ago

Lucky for the gay friend, he has an assole less in his life.

22points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#47

A guy I had a crush on was driving me home from a party and as we were driving I saw a bunny rabbit about to cross the road and I told him to slow down he didn't stop or even slow down .he hit the bunny. I never talked to him again after that(also there were no cars by us, we live in a slow neighborhood).

Extension_Motor_9736 Report

Final score:

23points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 5 months ago

That ain't a monster, that MF'er is an abomination to the human species that should be eradicated! >:-(

19points

#48

When I was in college I met a guy at a party. Thought he was so cute and was so excited when he asked for my number. We texted a little and he asked to hang out one night. I told him I couldn't because I was working late. I was a waitress and wouldn't be off until after midnight and I'd be so tired.

He wouldn't take no for an answer. Not only did he want to hang out, but kept insisting I go to his house. At one point he told me he would wait up for me with a bottle of vodka ready to give me a back massage and cuddles with a winky fance emoji. 🤢 I got instant ick. Any chance of wanting to see him went out the door. Way too strong way too soon.

coffeemug0124 Report

Final score:

22points

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MicrowaveGoddess 5 months ago (edited)

EWWW…not the winky face emoji 😭

3points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#49

They shared their flat earth beliefs.

nifflerqueen Report

Final score:

22points

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Divyansha Shukla 5 months ago

Well flat earthers are present all over the globe🤷🏾‍♀️

24points

#50

Sitting around a campfire the conversation about circumcision came up and she started going into great detail about how gross she thinks circumcised penises are. Unfortunately I am circumcised, through no decision of my own as is often the case. One of my other friends thought it would be a good idea at that moment to ask me "Hey, aren't you circumcised?" Me while dying inside: "Yeah".

somanyorcs Report

Final score:

21points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 5 months ago (edited)

Losing a crush is one thing here, but I hope OP also lost that sh*tbag excuse of a "friend" too...

23points

#51

I saw a news article that they were in custody for murder.

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21points

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Apatheist Account2 5 months ago

It worries me that so many women are attracted to criminals, and stick with them when they go into prison.

6points

#52

This happened over 10 years ago when I was in college. I was pretty interested in this girl I had the same major as. We would walk to classes together and study together.

Then the Eric Garner incident happened and black students peacefully protested on campus. They didn’t interfere with classes or interrupt anything. We were walking to class one day and she loudly proclaimed “I hope all these monkeys get shot.” Her and I are both white. It was one of the most embarrassing, disgusting experiences of my life.

I’m typically not someone who can flip an emotional switch. It takes time, sometimes a long time. In that moment though, I was instantly done. Never talked to her again or walked to class with her again…I couldn’t get hard thinking about her, either 😅.

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20points

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Peppy 5 months ago (edited)

Thats awful what she did, but that last line squished a lot of my sympathy for him

49points

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#53

On being invited to a study session at her place, seeing how wealthy and well to do her family was. It didn't kill the crush but I instantly realized how hopeless my crush was.

Luckily for me she didn't mind that my family mostly lived on foodbank handouts. She was my first love and first Angel.

RIP, P.

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20points

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Penguin Panda Pop 5 months ago

I'm creeped out by the last sentence. I interpreted it as the OP is a serial unaliver. I know it's almost certainly not the case, but the mind goes where the mind goes.

10points

#54

Had a crush on a classmate from college. Until 1 day she painted her face with activated charcoal and went running across the entire building screamind "OOGA BOOGA".

It was only the start of weird things she did but decided to stay away from her right after that.

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geezeronthehill 5 months ago

Blackface racism?

3points

#55

She came in close to tell me something and her breath smelled like wet cat food.

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18points

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Anna Ekberg 5 months ago

Did she have cats? 🐱

3points

#56

Recently hooked up with this dude. I was feeling self conscious and asked if he found me attractive after. He said yes and went on about his attraction to me. Finished it up with “even though you’re not the hottest girl I’ve ever seen”. Like sir that is not what I asked. Idk. That comment just felt unnecessary and did not make me feel great. .

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18points

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Ace 5 months ago

Yeah, sounds like a convo that should have taken place _before_ the hookup, not afterwards.

5points

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#57

He put me in a headlock and then tried to gaslight me about it 😭.

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18points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 5 months ago

Sweet Chin Music his sorry behind! -_-

3points

#58

I saw him pick at his head and then put his finger in his mouth. Multiple times. I still think about that sometimes. What did he find on his scalp that was so tasty?

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15points

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Lost Penny 5 months ago

Protein!!

3points

#59

Picture a gorgeous Viking. Piercing green eyes, sculpted body and flowing hair. He was it for me until we had a conversation. I've never had the air taken out of my sail so fast!

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14points

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StPaul9 5 months ago

VIking? So he pillaged and burnt stuff? Oh...never mind.

7points

#60

Her boyfriend showed up.

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Papa 5 months ago

I can see how that could be discouraging.

7points

#61

Bad breath: B Odor.

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#62

He had an obsessive vore fetish. He rejected me when I asked to date him, but later requested I send him pictures of my body in various vore-related poses.

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10points

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Ace 5 months ago

I'm pleased to say I don't know what vore is, and will absolutely not be looking it up.

25points

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#63

I had a crush on a guy I worked with. We were both college students, he was going for high school education and I was going for early education. He started dating this girl who was still in high school. Like he’s going to be a high school teacher.

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9points

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Ace 5 months ago (edited)

Not sure of entry ages, but couldn't this just be a 19-y-o- dating an 18-y-o? Even a year or so either side is not an unusual age gap, surely? I mean, once he's qualified and working as a teacher, obviously not, plus the age difference would be more by then, but you don't instantly become an "older man" as soon as you go to college.

12points

#64

This one was my fault, so we got together and she farted in my bed while lying down, I remember it smelled like meatloaf, anyway I took that as permission to fart in front of her, not remembering how foul my own farts are, she wanted to stop seeing me after she smelled a few of my farts.

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Cindy Brick 5 months ago

I don't know whether to be amused or repelled...

12points

#65

Seeing her while I was sober.

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maka paka 5 months ago

Another you problem

22points

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R Dennis 5 months ago

She slapped me. When I asked why, she said "Because I was frustrated." Nope... walked away and never spoke to her again.

40points

Curry on... 5 months ago

Good for you!

4points

Orysha 5 months ago

So many racists in this thread, It almost made me throw up.

28points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago

I think my strangest one was a girl I liked at uni. I had a dream about her one night - nothing sexy, nothing unusual, in fact I can't even remember the details - and when I woke up I just didn't fancy her any more. Can't explain it!

14points

Howl's sleeping castle 5 months ago

Opposite for me. This colleague of mine who I had no feelings for came in my dreams. Next day I felt so awkward and shy when I met him.

10points

yepyepyepuhhuh 5 months ago

Interesting. Maybe your subconscious wanted to tell you something.

3points

Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Maybe your dream was a result of things you had noticed unconsciously and the dream brought those things together to show that you didn't like the real her.

0points

Pink Panda 5 months ago

I met a guy through work, instant connection, asked me out straight away and i said yes... then I heard he'd been bragging about how soon he'd get me into bed. Big nope

10points

Rocky 5 months ago

I'm so happy for you to have heard that! Yuck.

1point

Queenie G 5 months ago

Finally went on a 1st date with someone I had a crush on. He had the worst breath I have ever smelled. He ate off my plate, sat so close he was almost on my lap, and told everyone who stopped to talk to us that I was his better half. Ewww. too much too soon.

10points

Papa 5 months ago

I had a crush on a girl, and then young woman, for an unhealthy length of time. I finally got up the nerve, or matured enough, to ask her if she'd ever feel the same way. She replied that she'd like to be friends. Just like that the spell was broken, and I went on with my life. I still see her occasionally, and we're still friendly, but I have no regrets that it didn't work with her.

10points

kelsischloe1986 5 months ago

Some of these are a doozie! I am newly single after getting out of an abusive relationship i was in for 17 years. I am in noway looking forward to dating. This article only confirms my stance on getting close to anyone and starting another relationship. It's slim pickings anyway and I would rather be alone the rest of my life then fall back into a relationship with the wrong person again. As bad as the people in this article are, I still have a tiny shred of hope that I will find someone in due time. :)

9points

maka paka 5 months ago

Gotta remember that these are the worst of the worst and most will be embelisshed as it's Reddit after wall

14points

Little Wonder 5 months ago

I was chatting to a guy online for months, and it was very flirty and fun. Then one day there was a protest in his area - I can't remember the cause of it, but Black people were protesting. I said "What's going on with the protests?" and he sent me a photo of his frankly huge gun collection and said "I'll sort those n-words out" and I have never blocked anyone so fast in my life. I hope his tattoos get infected forever.

7points

Marie BellaDonna 5 months ago

Oof, as a tattoo lover myself (I have 20, lol), that is indeed a helluva curse! But in his case, I absolutely agree with you!!

2points

Arlene Harris 5 months ago

when I saw his car had a "Rush is right" bumper sticker on it. (for you younger folks and non-USians, that's for Rush Limbaugh, rightwing windbag talk show person in the 80's/90's who perfected "hate radio". He's dead now.)

7points

Kalikima Premium 5 months ago

I said hi to a guy I had a crush on on 9th grade in front of his friends in class.. his friends started teasing him about it, abs he started loudly saying how gross I was and how he'd never date me.. killed my crush right then..

6points

NoName 5 months ago

Oh boy, where to begin... was on a date with a guy that lived in his MLB father's shadow. Lived in the burbs of Schmoetown, but treated people with this sneaky, just under the surface arrogance. So we're at a diner getting breakfast, and he says the the server how in order to get her tip, his coffee should never get cold, and she should make eye contact and smile at him every time she sees him. That was a massive red flag, first and foremost. So we go back to his apartment, and he tells me that if I do and say the right things, we could have a really nice life together. Noped the fugg out of that future restraining order. I've also learned that if a person has to continually convince you that he or she is a good person, even though they lash out like an absolute sociopath, that person is the direct opposite of what is trying to be conveyed. Oh, almost forgot this one... guy would drive me to work, sit with me on lunch, pick me up from work to drive me back home, while...

5points

NoName 5 months ago

Accusing me of cheating with my coworkers because I wore a nice blouse to my business casual office job. Stay far away from insecure psychos, folks. They'll run you into the ground.

5points

Miki 5 months ago (edited)

Ppl are so f****d up :( racists, sexists or psychopaths.. This species is doomed. Maybe for the better.

5points

Andy Frobig 5 months ago

The sooner, the better, I think

4points

jodith 5 months ago

I liked this guy for a while but then out of the blue one day he sent me a karaoke cover my way by frank Sinatra. I cant make this c**p up.

5points

Captive 5 months ago

I was at a park with friends and there was this girl, didn't catch my attention. But then I heard her voice and it was surprisingly dark and smoky and I was so intrigued. Gave her my number, had first date and voila, her voice was a normal girl's voice. Turns out she had a cold. I lost interest but still went on to see if we match. We didn't.

5points

Gracie Mae 5 months ago

another one where simply having a conversation with the person removes any hint of romanticism...you may be gorgeous, but you gotta have brains/intelligence to seal the deal!

1point

Courtney Christelle 5 months ago

Had a huge crush on a boy in middle school. Then one day in home room I saw him pick his nose then eat it. You’ve never seen anything evaporate as fast as my crush.

1point

Jason Tippitt 5 months ago

It was the 1990s. She said she "kinda (liked) AIDS" because it was causing people to reign in their libidos. (The "homosexuality is sinful" bit was only part of it -- any casual sex at all was the bigger issue for her.) I should have fallen for her younger sister. She also saw homosexuality as sinful, but she had a good heart (and eventually got her head right about LGBTQ people). But once you pursue one sibling, you can't really make a course correction, "Little Women" aside.

1point

Tabitha K 5 months ago

Wish I had taken any of these moments to see things and walk away like any of these.

1point

Exti Sahn 4 months ago

Halfway through fifth grade this girl I really liked cringed in disgust when I said hello I turned around and never felt the same way about her by the way she really liked me too maybe as a friend but still

0points

ConservaDave 5 months ago

Nothing positive about this. Basically, negative bru haha. Whatever is lovely, whatever is pure, whatever is good. Think on these things. This is what humans need. Our world is getting too dark. You don't see this?

0points

ShiverMeTimbers 5 months ago

He defended his friend after I told him they were hitting on me and groping me while we were all out.

0points

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R Dennis 5 months ago

She slapped me. When I asked why, she said "Because I was frustrated." Nope... walked away and never spoke to her again.

40points

Curry on... 5 months ago

Good for you!

4points

Orysha 5 months ago

So many racists in this thread, It almost made me throw up.

28points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago

14points

Howl's sleeping castle 5 months ago

Opposite for me. This colleague of mine who I had no feelings for came in my dreams. Next day I felt so awkward and shy when I met him.

10points

yepyepyepuhhuh 5 months ago

Interesting. Maybe your subconscious wanted to tell you something.

3points

Danish Susanne 5 months ago

Maybe your dream was a result of things you had noticed unconsciously and the dream brought those things together to show that you didn't like the real her.

0points

Pink Panda 5 months ago

I met a guy through work, instant connection, asked me out straight away and i said yes... then I heard he'd been bragging about how soon he'd get me into bed. Big nope

10points

Rocky 5 months ago

I'm so happy for you to have heard that! Yuck.

1point

Queenie G 5 months ago

10points

Papa 5 months ago

10points

kelsischloe1986 5 months ago

9points

maka paka 5 months ago

Gotta remember that these are the worst of the worst and most will be embelisshed as it's Reddit after wall

14points

Little Wonder 5 months ago

7points

Marie BellaDonna 5 months ago

Oof, as a tattoo lover myself (I have 20, lol), that is indeed a helluva curse! But in his case, I absolutely agree with you!!

2points

Arlene Harris 5 months ago

7points

Kalikima Premium 5 months ago

6points

NoName 5 months ago

5points

NoName 5 months ago

Accusing me of cheating with my coworkers because I wore a nice blouse to my business casual office job. Stay far away from insecure psychos, folks. They'll run you into the ground.

5points

Miki 5 months ago (edited)

Ppl are so f****d up :( racists, sexists or psychopaths.. This species is doomed. Maybe for the better.

5points

Andy Frobig 5 months ago

The sooner, the better, I think

4points