I don't mind being the little spoon to my wife.

I do this and I'm a girl

"Balls stuck to thigh" is legitimately one of the most uncomfortable situations ever.

I've done this since I was a little girl, I absolutely have a savior complex. Why would anyone be afraid to admit they'd like to be a hero?

it's a useful tool!

Same here! And I'm a woman!

Happy to know other people do this too.

Do or do not. There is no try.

The nose picking is no secret. The secret is what some men do with the buggers afterwards.

Ya know, it's funny. I've had a bunch of straight guy friends be like "I know you're gay and all, but that girl is HOT". I always try to explain- dude, I can recognize a beautiful woman when I see her, even if I don't find her sexually attractive. A landscape painting can be beautiful to me, doesn't mean I wanna put my d*ck inside of it. Beauty is both subjective and universal at the same time. Anyone who can't appreciate beauty due to societal norms is lying to themselves.

Can I just say that "like a ...girl" drives me insane.

I think it's more a hormone thing than anything else...

Hehehe I'm gay as the day is long, and even I find it hard not to notice cleavage when it's like... really out there. I don't get any sort of charge out of it, but c'mon, it's like... right friggin' there. Hard not to see when it literally jumps out like that. I've heard lesbians say the same thing about guys wearing speedos- like "woah! you're uhh... well, there you are" lmao

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

Could be religious thing. Most religious people don't really know about sexual stuff until they're married. It's possible he doesn't even know what masturbation is, just knows it's something sexual. It's really easy to keep away from things that you're not taught about or see as taboo.

Honestly, if I'm half asleep (or drank enough beers), I'm sitting down. F*ck what anyone says.

At least you’re considerate enough to clean up after yourself, and not just leave it for your partner to do.

That morning wood too, it's like you need to hang from the ceiling to get the trajectory correct

I sit. It's just more hygienic. There's no such thing as perfect aim when you're really micro-spraying the whole area from the splashes. And yes, I know about peeing in as tangencial trajectory to the bowl surface to minimize splashing. I am a man and we've all done it. Minimizes but doesn't eliminate pee-spray. Just sit down, really.

This is why I sit when I pee at home or another's house. My d**k is an a*****e and sometimes just sprays where it wants to.

Wow, I didn't know so many men sat to pee. My MIL all trained her boys to sit so my husband does it too. So I then showed my sons to do it too, but at some point I had to train them to point with a TP square so they wouldn't have to sit in public. I never had pee on the floor. My DIL appreciates that too.

This.

My friends marriage broke up because her husband never taught their sons to put the seat down or clean up where they peed.

Sit down, no problem

Jim Carey peeing the next morning on "Me, Myself & Irene" comes to mind...

Sit down

All the boys sit down here. You stand up to pee, you clean the bathroom - including the floor.

actually sitting helps empty the bladder more thoroughly then standing I only stand in public restrooms.

I always sit first thing in the morning, and before bed. I also find that I feel like my bladder is emptier when I sit as well...

Even when I sit down my pee comes out two pronged like a snakes tongue and it goes thru the space under the seat making an unintended mess 😑

I have a bat'leth!

My doctor asks if I ever considered suicide and I tell him, doesn't everyone?

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

My BIL crys and he is literally compared to Sasquatch and probably the most stereotypically masculine looking guy I know. It made me think more of him for it honestly.

That all of us honey

Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me.

We both appreciate beauty in many forms. My husband and I point out good looking people to each other especially if they're "your type", I like bald men, my husband makes sure I see them all. He likes tall women, I make sure he sees them.

Lie to your boss and the cops but never your doctor.

Why should anyone feel like they "shouldn't" like a song? This is just bizarre. There's plenty of songs I don't like... but to like one and feel like doing so is somehow taboo just seems... I dunno. Not healthy.

But if I wanted to look like Gustav Klimt I wouldn't be shaving in the first place!

*deep inhale* 🎶I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!🎶

everyone should be every sized spoon...