I don't mind being the little spoon to my wife.

I do this and I'm a girl

"Balls stuck to thigh" is legitimately one of the most uncomfortable situations ever.

I've done this since I was a little girl, I absolutely have a savior complex. Why would anyone be afraid to admit they'd like to be a hero?

it's a useful tool!

Same here! And I'm a woman!

Happy to know other people do this too.

Do or do not. There is no try.

The nose picking is no secret. The secret is what some men do with the buggers afterwards.

Ya know, it's funny. I've had a bunch of straight guy friends be like "I know you're gay and all, but that girl is HOT". I always try to explain- dude, I can recognize a beautiful woman when I see her, even if I don't find her sexually attractive. A landscape painting can be beautiful to me, doesn't mean I wanna put my d*ck inside of it. Beauty is both subjective and universal at the same time. Anyone who can't appreciate beauty due to societal norms is lying to themselves.

Can I just say that "like a ...girl" drives me insane.

I think it's more a hormone thing than anything else...

Hehehe I'm gay as the day is long, and even I find it hard not to notice cleavage when it's like... really out there. I don't get any sort of charge out of it, but c'mon, it's like... right friggin' there. Hard not to see when it literally jumps out like that. I've heard lesbians say the same thing about guys wearing speedos- like "woah! you're uhh... well, there you are" lmao

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

Could be religious thing. Most religious people don't really know about sexual stuff until they're married. It's possible he doesn't even know what masturbation is, just knows it's something sexual. It's really easy to keep away from things that you're not taught about or see as taboo.

95% of men masturbate and 5% lie.

Could be culture also. My african Ex husband had never mastrubated. He was cut, but it was the shame and "uncleanliness" about it that stopped him.

He’s afraid to go blind

Maybe his c--k just isn't into him.

I once dated a guy who started out by "informing" me that for religious reasons he couldn't masturbate, and as such, because of "a guys needs" and despite that same religion frowns on pre-marital sex (choosing which sin to ignore, I guess) that I would have to help him with his needs whenever they arrived, no matter what. I informed him back that it's just ridiculous of a God to make men that way but still make both a sin. So he just better learn to masturbate if he wanted to stick around, because in no way was I allowing him a blanket permission to do whatever, whenever he wanted/needed. He agreed and said I changed his life with that.

Dude could have taken NNN to a whole new level

I beat my s**t like it owes me money! LOL!

He's lying, idc if he was reliigious or not.

Plausible if he's religious.

A 30y/o friend of mine dated a guy that could only "finish" that way. She was his first girlfriend.

I knew this twerp in county jail who adamantly denied ever having whacked it. Everyone said "whatever you say, bro."

Lies!

Honestly, if I'm half asleep (or drank enough beers), I'm sitting down. F*ck what anyone says.

I have a bat'leth!

My doctor asks if I ever considered suicide and I tell him, doesn't everyone?

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

My BIL crys and he is literally compared to Sasquatch and probably the most stereotypically masculine looking guy I know. It made me think more of him for it honestly.

That all of us honey

Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me.

We both appreciate beauty in many forms. My husband and I point out good looking people to each other especially if they're "your type", I like bald men, my husband makes sure I see them all. He likes tall women, I make sure he sees them.

Lie to your boss and the cops but never your doctor.

Why should anyone feel like they "shouldn't" like a song? This is just bizarre. There's plenty of songs I don't like... but to like one and feel like doing so is somehow taboo just seems... I dunno. Not healthy.

But if I wanted to look like Gustav Klimt I wouldn't be shaving in the first place!

*deep inhale* 🎶I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!🎶

everyone should be every sized spoon...