I don't mind being the little spoon to my wife.

I do this and I'm a girl

"Balls stuck to thigh" is legitimately one of the most uncomfortable situations ever.

I've done this since I was a little girl, I absolutely have a savior complex. Why would anyone be afraid to admit they'd like to be a hero?

it's a useful tool!

Same here! And I'm a woman!

Happy to know other people do this too.

Do or do not. There is no try.

The nose picking is no secret. The secret is what some men do with the buggers afterwards.

Ya know, it's funny. I've had a bunch of straight guy friends be like "I know you're gay and all, but that girl is HOT". I always try to explain- dude, I can recognize a beautiful woman when I see her, even if I don't find her sexually attractive. A landscape painting can be beautiful to me, doesn't mean I wanna put my d*ck inside of it. Beauty is both subjective and universal at the same time. Anyone who can't appreciate beauty due to societal norms is lying to themselves.

Can I just say that "like a ...girl" drives me insane.

I think it's more a hormone thing than anything else...

Hehehe I'm gay as the day is long, and even I find it hard not to notice cleavage when it's like... really out there. I don't get any sort of charge out of it, but c'mon, it's like... right friggin' there. Hard not to see when it literally jumps out like that. I've heard lesbians say the same thing about guys wearing speedos- like "woah! you're uhh... well, there you are" lmao

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

Could be religious thing. Most religious people don't really know about sexual stuff until they're married. It's possible he doesn't even know what masturbation is, just knows it's something sexual. It's really easy to keep away from things that you're not taught about or see as taboo.

Honestly, if I'm half asleep (or drank enough beers), I'm sitting down. F*ck what anyone says.

I have a bat'leth!

My doctor asks if I ever considered suicide and I tell him, doesn't everyone?

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

My BIL crys and he is literally compared to Sasquatch and probably the most stereotypically masculine looking guy I know. It made me think more of him for it honestly.

That all of us honey

Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me.

We both appreciate beauty in many forms. My husband and I point out good looking people to each other especially if they're "your type", I like bald men, my husband makes sure I see them all. He likes tall women, I make sure he sees them.

My wife is cool enough to point out women she thinks I might find attractive so I can look. She knows I enjoy the beauty of God’s design for women, but also knows I’m absolutely faithful to her.

Nice thing about my sexual preference... when I've had partners we usually check em out at the same time and compare notes lol

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That's called window shopping and is allowed but it's strictly lookies and no touchies. Haha

It happens. But I end up smiling when I realize what caught my attention is they remind me of my partner in some way. :)

If a couple is confident with each other, no harm in doing so. If one is jealous, it will only lead to an argument.

This too is no secret.

'Even if you have ordered your meal, you can still look at the menu'

Women do this all the time, but they're just better at it then men. I've notice Women checking me out while going for a hug.

We both do this. I'm not sure I would believe someone who said they don't.

Depends on how you do it though - had a friend and her husband was head-turningly blatant. Would practically have his eyes on stalks and turn to watch pretty women go by.

I normally ask my husband if he wants me to go ask her out for him 😂 Busted. (I don’t care btw)

Lie to your boss and the cops but never your doctor.

Why should anyone feel like they "shouldn't" like a song? This is just bizarre. There's plenty of songs I don't like... but to like one and feel like doing so is somehow taboo just seems... I dunno. Not healthy.

But if I wanted to look like Gustav Klimt I wouldn't be shaving in the first place!

*deep inhale* 🎶I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!🎶

everyone should be every sized spoon...

not sure on this one...my mind is now having a quick run down of every Richard Curtis movie now.... nope, nothing, except for "Shawn of the dead" (zom-rom-com) I also don't mind "Mama Mia" 🤔😁