And it's hot outside

Or if I have to exit without buying anything in the store.

I do that all the time

I'm gonna need this in five minutes. Better put it where I can't miss it.

supported! huge waste of time.

Noone can pass this one without feeling their tongue.

Another One Bites the Dust

I need to incorporate this word into my vocabulary.

This is my life since I moved to hill country after living in a flat, sea level state for 40 years. I've gotten pretty good at finding secluded places to huff & puff to reinflate my poor lungs.

I remember puffing and panting, red in the face and almost dead when I was halfway up a mountain trail in Croatia. A few seconds later a family strolls past me, the dad with a kid on his shoulders and the grandma at the back looking at me all like, 'uh huh'.

Yup, because i have asthma

got to stop and check my phone... so I can breathe

I had a temporary disabled parking permit years ago. Lung collapse, pleurisy,. WIth permits you are allowed double the time in a spot with a parking meter. Guy writing tickets got to my car as I was getting to it after climbing sidewalk that was pretty steep. I'm gasping for air, wanting to apologize, but after a moment he decided to not give me a ticket. Lung issues make you make sounds when going uphill

Is this where the term " Over the hill " comes from?

It feels like betrayal

I just ordered a costco cake for my birthday. Just for me. I'm going to have cake for weeks!!!

just 5 mins? ive done hour long commutes like that!!

Nah. I was an "essential worker."

Imagine your partner refusing to watch anything in a foreign language because they don't like subtitles.

Introvert level pro: "I'll *open* it when I have energy and reply".

Next time I buy a new bed for my bedroom, I'll buy a couch instead.

I feel seen

This is why people use c**p passwords like Mike1985.

Oh dear there goes my coffee...

Frequently.

I'd live in the shower, but it's hard to eat cake in the rain box.

Not just you. And sometimes a leg too

Teeth are bones??!!

I thought I’d make myself a delicious sandwich for dinner but then I ended up having 2 raw tomatoes which was better than expected

Task failed. I'm here on BP.

Does anyone have a word for "I'm hungry for something but I don't know what so I'll eat everything until I figure it out or I get full"?

Yup, it truly happens

Oh how I love Do Not Disturb!

Me handing over the phone to my parents whenever food delivery people call because I can't give directions to my own house

I lived like this when I was out of job after covid. Not a very good time.

Every f***ing time I open a book.

I did a mega cringy thing yesterday, in front of 20+ people, in a place I go to every week. Fresh cringe is very strong.

Then can't get back to sleep until 655

Me ; annoyingly boring

I HATE Recaptcha. Sometimes I have gone through as many as 20 images before it lets me through. If there is a Hell, I hope it has a really nasty place for the jerk who invented it. Gimme rotating a 3D model of an animal.

c.) pulling yourself along with your hands while floating

When the pandemic hit, I was already a stay at home mom living in an isolated town. My husband was still working through all of it, so nothing changed much for me. I would stay home for a week at a time and didn't have to feel bad about it!

All the time. Options are anxiety or guilt.

All the time

yeah...one time me and my friend had a two day argument about if jello had horse hooves in it...she was right the whole time

Can relate

Did i turn the Iron off, oh wait, i dont own an Iron

this is me with "lol".

Sheets work well too, gives the blanket feel but not so hot

Awkwardly stroking their back is generally my go to.

Every single day.

No, but I was googling a shop in Cirencester called Witches Knickers, and I rather wish I hadn't

Crying is healthy and acceptable turns into Crying is for weaklings the second I showed any emotion

me and my humour memes collection.

You can't be too stupid for twitter. It's kind of a trademark.