And it's hot outside

Or if I have to exit without buying anything in the store.

I do that all the time

I'm gonna need this in five minutes. Better put it where I can't miss it.

supported! huge waste of time.

Noone can pass this one without feeling their tongue.

Another One Bites the Dust

I need to incorporate this word into my vocabulary.

This is my life since I moved to hill country after living in a flat, sea level state for 40 years. I've gotten pretty good at finding secluded places to huff & puff to reinflate my poor lungs.

It feels like betrayal

I just ordered a costco cake for my birthday. Just for me. I'm going to have cake for weeks!!!

just 5 mins? ive done hour long commutes like that!!

Nah. I was an "essential worker."

Imagine your partner refusing to watch anything in a foreign language because they don't like subtitles.

Introvert level pro: "I'll *open* it when I have energy and reply".

Next time I buy a new bed for my bedroom, I'll buy a couch instead.

I feel seen

This is why people use c**p passwords like Mike1985.

Oh dear there goes my coffee...

Frequently.

I'd live in the shower, but it's hard to eat cake in the rain box.

Not just you. And sometimes a leg too

Teeth are bones??!!

So do bones as you age.

The reason is because teeth are exposed to air.

If only that were true.

I thought I’d make myself a delicious sandwich for dinner but then I ended up having 2 raw tomatoes which was better than expected

Task failed. I'm here on BP.

Does anyone have a word for "I'm hungry for something but I don't know what so I'll eat everything until I figure it out or I get full"?

Yup, it truly happens

Oh how I love Do Not Disturb!

Me handing over the phone to my parents whenever food delivery people call because I can't give directions to my own house

I lived like this when I was out of job after covid. Not a very good time.

Every f***ing time I open a book.

I did a mega cringy thing yesterday, in front of 20+ people, in a place I go to every week. Fresh cringe is very strong.

Then can't get back to sleep until 655

Me ; annoyingly boring

I HATE Recaptcha. Sometimes I have gone through as many as 20 images before it lets me through. If there is a Hell, I hope it has a really nasty place for the jerk who invented it. Gimme rotating a 3D model of an animal.

c.) pulling yourself along with your hands while floating

When the pandemic hit, I was already a stay at home mom living in an isolated town. My husband was still working through all of it, so nothing changed much for me. I would stay home for a week at a time and didn't have to feel bad about it!

All the time. Options are anxiety or guilt.

All the time

yeah...one time me and my friend had a two day argument about if jello had horse hooves in it...she was right the whole time

Can relate