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This Twitter Account Is Renaming Everyday Objects And They’re More Accurate Than The Real Ones
Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you wish to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood?
Or maybe you've marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as the sea flap flap?
You're probably shaking your head right now, but the chances are that you’ve done at least one of these three things at some point in your life; just didn't know the correct names for them.
Don't worry; we haven't gone mad. Scroll down to see the funny names that we have in mind.
The funny (and more than a little bizarre) descriptional and clever puns about everyday things come courtesy of @CorrectNames, a hilarious Twitter account by Mark Dempsey that attributes hilarious names to everything from fruit and animals (diagnose monkey anyone?) to clothing and body parts.
Which one of these best/worst names do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest puns!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago
Whenever I drop something I use my feet to pick that up just like my hands so I kind of agree with this one
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Caspar David Dzikus 7 years ago
The northern giraffe's scientific name is "Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis" and means camel-leopard.
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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
I just like how there are so many animals called "cow something" and when it gets to the cow they're like..."nope, that's a milk horse". Can't wait to find the horse name thingie.
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Hans 7 years ago
Hm...some of these are clever and funny, but quite a few are really lame. Particularly assigning two names to one thing is a bit odd, like with the Zebra.
Hans 7 years ago
Hm...some of these are clever and funny, but quite a few are really lame. Particularly assigning two names to one thing is a bit odd, like with the Zebra.
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