Children choke on a Kinder toy, they get banned, students get shot in school, thoughts and prayers. It is mental!!!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I want the Americans to realize that the only people who will suffer from national healthcare for all would be the health insurance companies and the pharmaceutical companies. Health insurance will no longer take peoples money and refuse to pay out on a technicality and pharmaceutical companies will have to argue with the government about their prices and we all know how governments like to spend...not

The British Navy was once run on rum.

Yes, Tesco

So don't tell me Polish immigrants don't contribute ;)

Can confirm, English immigrant to Scotland. Absolutely lovely.

QI. I can quite happily watch repeat, after repeat, day after day.

I'm a brit that absofuckinglutely despises blackcurrants bar ribena

I got stopped by police so much when visiting the states. Always asking if I'm ok or need assistance, 'Nah, I'm just going for a walk and exploring', only to be told that 'people don't normally walk here'. Well they might do if you had a proper footpath...

Ah, the brilliantly ignorant Philomena Cunk, the epitome of hilariously clueless satire. Her unique brand of humor has certainly provided a refreshingly absurd take on everything from history to current affairs. A true comedic gem! 🤣📚🎤

And the picture is of a folly, not a castle.....

There are definitely better transport systems elsewhere in Europe but London and other British cities are decent ( not you northern line)

The only time the Royal family are of benefit is if there is a wedding or funeral on a weekday.

When we were in the UK, my mom totally gave herself the dry heaves because of the name "clotted cream". Yeah, it sounds like it was made from milk that's turned, but I tried it and that s**t is delicious. Meanwhile, Mom's over here being a drama queen. My mom taught me to "smile, say thank you, and try everything on your plate." But she didn't live up to that ideal.

Wait... Are there no hedgehogs in the US?

Hedgehogs, badgers, Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, Winnie the Pooh.

Sadly, the truly wild ones are getter rather scarce. The 4 that used to come to me for cat food haven’t been seen for a couple of years now.

Hedgehogs, those adorable little creatures that are basically nature’s spiky huggers. They’re like tiny, mobile pincushions with a penchant for rolling into balls when they’re feeling shy. Who could resist the charm of these pint-sized garden defenders? 🦔💕😄

pretty sure they mean free roaming native hedgehogs.

I believe that pet hedgehogs in the US are the African variety, not European. I live in a semi rural corner of Shropshire and I have hedgehogs living in my garden, they're semi hibernating at the moment ( they come out and potter about in winter if it's not too cold) I make sure there is food available for them, but NOT bread and milk, it can make them ill. Cat food ( not fish) or specialist hedgehog food from a pet shop.

You have hedgehogs, we have armadillos.

They are in Germany too. I used to run up on them at night & catch them both in Germany & the UK. They are cute.

We have hedgehogs....

Adorable.

MY FAV ANIMAL SO CUTEEE

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Congrats on having animals native to your country! 🤦🏾‍♀️ Just like the rest of the fùcking planet. *sigh* Go back to your bottle, please.

We can laugh at ourselves ... honestly, though. The Americans "suck" comments get a little old and overplayed. We just want equal opportunity for EVERY country to be told how they suck like we are told ... constantly

Upvote for your nan and also for fried bread.

Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu over here in New Zealand

Plenty of walkable cities in the US.

So has America. It's just that the Europeans erased most of it when they "cleansed" the land of those that practiced oral history instead of written.

ok end of discussion, UK wins lol

French, Belgian, Swiss, German. All make very good chocolate.

My electrician (UK) told me that the least safe thing about our sockets is the plastic covers you can use to stop children sticking fingers in the holes. It's too easy to fit them upside down in the earth hole, so that the live and neutral holes are opened.

Where does this notion that US walls are made out of paper come from? They are made from drywall aka gypsum board screwed into metal or wood studs. Try carrying a 4' x 8' sheet for drywall by yourself and tell me it's made out of paper!

No, and Britain doesn't have American Mexican restaurants.

Immaculate weather? In the UK? 🤣😂

Wow, I never realised these were a British thing!

That's not Roman