The United States detached from the British Empire in 1776 and although they've been intertwined in some ways, the two nations have been forging unique identities ever since.
So when Reddit user Appalachian_Hatachi made a post on the platform asking "What does Britain have that America doesn't have?", people who have been to both places had plenty of observations to share.
From differences in their health systems to contrasts in weather, here are some of the most popular entries to the now-viral discussion.
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We don't have assault rifles because they are too dangerous.
America doesn't have kinder eggs, because, apparently, they are dangerous.
Children choke on a Kinder toy, they get banned, students get shot in school, thoughts and prayers. It is mental!!!
There are over 400 million guns in the US (that are registered) it might literally take a war to take away peoples guns. I'm not a gun owner but I can see having one for hunting and its just not as cut and dry as taking away peoples guns. The people who would fight back are the ones with the most fire power. Its screwed up but we're between a rock and a hard place. We didn't always have mass shootings this frequently, maybe we need to take a long hard look at our society and what people values are. But I urge non Americans to stop making this a trivial issue unless you have a concrete plan to fix it. Its frustrating for us to deal with this but its our reality.
Load More Replies...We have Kinder Joy, not Kinder Surprise. Kinder Surprise is chocolate wrapped around a plastic egg shaped container, which in turn houses a toy. Kinder Joy is a plastic egg that splits in half, with chocolate on one side and a toy in the other. Joy is a nicer treat imo but doesn't change how silly it is that it exists
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Load More Replies...It's just a law that you can't put something in a food package that isn't edible. Because people were scummy in the past too.
I think the point is that private ownership of hand guns was banned after the massacre at Dunblane. OK, gun crime has increased since then, but there hasn't been another mass shooting at a school. Perhaps a gun amnesty would help.
Dry British humor
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction!
Load More Replies...I should've moved to the UK instead of the US lol most people here don't get my dry humor. They think I'm mean.
Omg! This is so me. I usually have to say I'm kidding. I've even had a manager tell me he that he never knows if I'm serious or not. I guess that trait rubbed off on my mother who was born and raised in England.
Load More Replies...Different countries have historically different characteristic sources of humour. In Japan it's embarrassment. In Britain it's madness. In France it's incompetence. In Australia it's stupidity. In America it's incompatibility.
In s-pain it's homophoby, misògines and humor to disabled ppl
Load More Replies...Half of my friendships involve roasting the absolute s**t out of each other as a joke.
This is why I subscribe to britbox and acorn. The people look real and the humor kills me.
NHS
My dad spent some time in A&E yesterday after a bad fall, and we won't be getting a bill
I want the Americans to realize that the only people who will suffer from national healthcare for all would be the health insurance companies and the pharmaceutical companies. Health insurance will no longer take peoples money and refuse to pay out on a technicality and pharmaceutical companies will have to argue with the government about their prices and we all know how governments like to spend...not
A friend of mine had a C-Section in America, she'll be paying the bill until the kid is 18 (even with the insurance). The state of US healthcare (or lack thereof) is terrible. The only thing I had to pay for when having my section was food - didn't like the options on my third day there so got my husband to bring a take away when he came for his even visiting.
You husband left you in the hospital after have a C-Section, he didn't stay with you? Back when I had my kids in the 90's insurance was great, didn't pay a damn thing for either of my kids
Load More Replies...My immediate family - 2 pregnancies with pre-eclampsia, 3 weeks in hospital each & 1 very prem baby in NICU & SCBU for 9 weeks. 1 child hernia op. 1 child tongue tie op. 1 child squint op. 1 child spectacles from 10 months old. 2 broken arms plus numerous other A&E visits for injuries. 1 child w hearing aids. 1 pacemaker. 2 bowel cancer, both with stomas. 1 lupus. 1 chronic lung disease. 1 t2 diabetes. All vaccines. And all of us over 50s on blood pressure meds & statins. Direct cost? ZERO Not a penny.
Ah, the NHS, where you can experience world-class healthcare without the pesky inconvenience of worrying about medical bills. It's almost like healthcare is a basic human right or something. How fortunate for your dad to have had a bad fall without the added trauma of a massive hospital bill! 🏥🇬🇧
If some entitled individuals would stop calling for an emergency ambulance for extremely stupid reason like a sore throat then the crew can be available as they should be - to save lives.
Wow. That’d get you a big fat fine where I live. Misuse of essential services.
Load More Replies...Nothing is free. Someone is always paying for it. If we, in the US, decide we want *universal* healthcare, then so be it. Just understand that it will be funded by those of us who pay taxes, just as we are already doing for Medicare/Medicaid and just like everyone else is doing in the UK and any other country with universal healthcare. In the US, those who don't have (usually through employers) or cannot afford private healthcare insurance are still treated at medical facilities. They may even get a bill (gasp!) But much of the time, those charges are written off because the patients can't pay anyway. Again, nothing is free, including "free" healthcare.
Of course it’s funded by taxes. No adult human being with normal cognitive functions on the whole entire planet thinks it’s free as in “devoid of any cost”. Who’d be supplying that, the healthcare fairies? We KNOW it’s tax funded, that’s one of the many reasons we happily pay tax - it’s the bargain of a lifetime. I pay about 33% taxes and I do it with a smile on my face, because healthcare for everybody FREE AT POINT OF USE, paid for education, paid for childcare, paid for eldercare, paid for infrastructure and so on and so forth. Seriously, dude - we KNOW it’s tax funded. EVERYBODY KNOWS it’s tax funded. That’s what taxes are for.
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Pubs.
There was a documentary about a US aircraft carrier meeting up with the new British aircraft carrier.
In the US navy they are not allowed to drink on ship.
The British aircraft carrier has a pub.
The look on those American sailor's faces. Lol.
in Wisconsin, you are never more than 15 mins from a bar, even in the country.
Load More Replies...Oh, how quaint! A British aircraft carrier with a pub on board. Because what's a military operation without a pint, right? I can only imagine the culture shock when those poor American sailors realized they were missing out on the high seas happy hour. Cheers to the British for their unique priorities! 🍻
Or it could be said we Americans aren't so reliant on alcohol we have to have it readily available 24/7.
Kinda my thoughts too...they do realize they're bragging about being the world's largest group of drunkards, right?
Load More Replies...Many (if not most) in the States did, too. But when they raised the legal drinking age to 21, not so much anymore.
Load More Replies...Sailor: "Time I hit the sack. Early shift in the morning" Bartender: "One for the tide?" Sailor: "Go on then. It's not like I'm driving on a ship"
someone my mum cared for until very recently was in the Navy, and their daily tot of rum was still part of their rations.
The comments are getting a bit serious folks. Lets all have a tot of Navy Rum and a bit of fun. 😊
Maternity leave that doesn’t result in an 8 week old at daycare.
Healthcare that doesn’t result in bankruptcy should you develop diabetes or need life saving surgery.
Most importantly, Tesco.
Tesco, that's £2, what do you mean don't have a clubcard? Fair enough that'll be £50 then
It's cheaper with a clubcard because they sell your shopping information and make tens of millions of pounds that way
Load More Replies...Ah, the simple joys of life: maternity leave without sacrificing precious moments, healthcare without a side order of bankruptcy, and of course, the pinnacle of civilization, Tesco. Who needs sleepless nights or crippling medical bills when you can just stock up on groceries, right? Priorities, sorted! 🛒🏥👶
I used to be an Asda man until we got an Aldi. Now I go to Morrisons and Iceland
Aldi, yes. Sainsbury, yes. Tesco is what happens when a grocery store tries to have an abortion and it doesn't take.
I agree... No child is ready to be around other than babies at 8 weeks.... We should have a better maternity leave set in place....
The ultimate...24 hour Tesco....be still my beating heart!
Apparently in the usa tescos is fresh and easy or something is this true??
People that take down a terrorist with a narwhal tusk, spear and fire extinguisher.
Oh man, you should hear British builders on Polish builders, the gyst is "they're undercutting us because we charge too much "
Load More Replies...Don't forget the Scottish man who tackled a burning terrorist at Glasgow Airport. Stuck the heed on him 🤣
Wasn't it Frankie Boyle that did a stand up on this? He said something along the lines of "The Scotsman said 'You think I'm scared of getting burnt? I'm a Scotsman going on holiday to Magaluf for 2 weeks ffs!"
Load More Replies...A basconian did too with his skateboard.......sadly he died . A truly hero, saved lives in the attack on a bridge. Aupa Patxi
Don't forget the fourth one, Lukasz Koczocik, he grabbed ceremonial pike.
One of the men, Steve Gallant, was a convicted murderer on his very FIRST day out of prison. Every single inch of him could have ran away from this guy, even the prison officers attending the event told him to stay put, but instead he grabbed a narwhal tusk and ran towards the terrorist. Received the Queen's gallantry medal.
Ah, the narwhal tusk, nature’s undercover superhero, saving the day with a touch of aquatic charm, while the spear and fire extinguisher joined forces in a symphony of unexpected justice. It’s like a script only Hollywood could dream up, but reality had other plans. Bravo to the real-life action heroes!
reminds me of in Australia where civilians took down a murderer with a milk crate
Scotland
It can have some crappy weather at times, but once you get used to that, it's breathtaking. I loved Scotland when I was there. Just stunning.
Scotland is on my list of places to visit. See where my Campbell ancestors came from.
Well, ackshly... we have New Scotland. It's sorta like Scotland, but with sugar maples, which are to regular maples what Scottish redheads are to regular limeys.
Top quality Panel Shows (8 out of 10 cats, Countdown, Would I Lie To You?, Taskmaster, QI, Big Fat Quiz, etc).
American comedians are just too competitive to do it proper (Whose Line is it Anyways? is the closest)
Taskmaster is one of my favourite shows. It's on Channel 4 and Netflix. PLEASE check it out, it's hilarious!!
Taskmaster helped me from going into a bad depression. Many hours of Greg and the gang, then I got myself together and carried on. Laughter was the best medicine. Thanks @Taskmaster
Load More Replies...We watch them on YouTube and other outlets. We could not do them better, so, we enjoy the originals.
I love how Jimmy Carr is so obviously an animal lover even though he pretends not to be.
Load More Replies...Would I Lie To You is one of my favorites. The Graham Norton show is also up there
Would I Lie to You , especially when Bob Mortimer is a guest; his stories are just bonkers!
Load More Replies...AAAH TASKMASTER MY FAVORITE SHOW (My personal favorites are Series 13 and 15, but they are all worth a watch 🙃)
Black currant. Oh the fruit pastilles, ribena, lord I’m sorry but I love black currant jam and yoghurt so so much
Ah, black currant, the flavor that can turn even the most dignified adult into a kid in a candy store. Fruit pastilles, Ribena, jam, and yogurt, it's like a black currant feast! Who can blame you for succumbing to its irresistible charm? Indulge away! 🍇🍭🍹🍯🥄😄
I grow blackcurrants and I have them on my Special K every morning. Obviously I have to buy them from the supermarket in the winter. This is the UK after all 🌧⛈🌨☃️☔️
Load More Replies...Not understanding this one. Blank currant is native to North America.
Personally, I think this s**t is fascinating. The TL;DR version is that currants incubate (but aren't affected by) a fungus that devastates some very commercially viable pine trees. At the time this was discovered (1900s), the US had more of a timber industry established than currant. Europe had more of a currant industry. So, the US went on a currant removing binge to save the trees. Europe went on a tree removing binge to save the currants. For the longer version, check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZAk1a0dqiM
Load More Replies...Currants carry white pine rust disease and my state requires you to have a permit to grow them (gooseberries, too) if you are in a zone designated as protected.
I like black currant juice (homemade), It's sometimes available in European stores. (Canada)
Paths (sidewalks) everywhere.
I don't understand living in a place where you can't walk down the street to the shops.
I got stopped by police so much when visiting the states. Always asking if I'm ok or need assistance, 'Nah, I'm just going for a walk and exploring', only to be told that 'people don't normally walk here'. Well they might do if you had a proper footpath...
In 1984 I was in the UK. I went to an air show at RAF Alconbury. I soon learned that the base was 10 miles out of town. I started walking. With in a half mile a passing car pulled over to give me a ride the rest of the way. Giving a lift to a perfect stranger is also not a thing in the US.
Load More Replies...We have sidewalks everywhere in the US. Some places don't but no different than anywhere else I've travelled in the world.
Maybe at the the Northeast, but ever been to Texas?
Load More Replies...I'm stumped by this. What city in America doesn't have sidewalks? It seems like BP just makes up random stuff to gaslight people into thinking America sucks. The ONE thing I'll say is that in many cities, public works projects don't seem to consider the fact that they'll render a sidewalk unusable during construction.
I went to Falmouth in Cape Cod, and there was a definite lack of sidewalks.
Load More Replies...Walking to the shops? What a quaint idea! I mean, who needs the convenience of a car when you can enjoy the scenic route through the maze of perfectly paved paths (sidewalks) everywhere? It's like a leisurely stroll through the neighborhood, and by leisurely, I mean it might take you half an hour to find your way back from the corner store. 🚶♂️🛒🗺️
Depends on the locale-in LA County territory they aren't required but you know which parts got annexed to cities because they don't have them while most cities do.
The US is almost 4000% times larger than England. Kinda makes sense that the US hasn't murdered every bit of vegetarian and animal's habits in the name of paving a nice spot for our tender little feets to walk down. I would much rather take an unpaved walk, enjoy the land around me, get some grass and mud on my boots, and trip on tree roots. Am I seriously reading a complaint that America hasn't destroyed enough of their environment by covering it with pavement?! Destroying one's surroundings in the name of a "proper footpath" is NOT a healthy bragging right.
This here is one one the most illogical arguments that I have come across here at BP.
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Philomena Cunk
She’s a made up character that travels the world and talks about history and doesn’t know much. It’s a series called Cunk on earth. I recommend it!!
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Medieval castles
Definitely NOT a folly. Follies are whimsical buildings that have no particular purposes. This is way too large and clearly intended for defence and / or habitation.
Load More Replies...You mean white medieval America. Indians sure have their own medieval episode.
Load More Replies...Well, that's kind of like saying that there are no (US) Civil War battlegrounds in the UK... it makes zero historical sense.
Medieval castles, the ultimate real estate flex of their time. Who needs heating and plumbing when you can have stone walls and a moat to keep out the riff-raff? It's like they said, "Let's build a fortress, but make it chic." These historical strongholds continue to enchant and remind us that sometimes, a good old castle is all you need to rule the land! 🏰🤴👸😄
have been traveling across the UK last week and saw a lot of castles. We have castles on the mainlaind too but for some reason I started calling the UK ones "proper castles" ! The only thing missing were knights and rabbits...
I live in Carlisle (UK) our castle was originally built in 1092 (rebuilt in 1122) and is the most besieged in the Country due to the many wars that occurred between England and Scotland - its a 20 minute drive to Scotland from here. It's amazing to visit.
I live near an abbey from the 7th century. It's ruins, but it's stunning, since it's right up on the cliffs
You've never been to Methuen MA. Many castle ruins in the woods all over town. tenney-cas...81b963.jpg
But they're nowhere near as ancient as what you will see in the UK/Europe. Most castles in America were built around the mid to late 1800's. (example of in this area, Tenney Castle - 1890's, Winnekenni Castle - 1870's. So whilst lovely buildings, they simply don't have the same history)
Load More Replies...A richer history in oppression and racism. Enjoy that richness!
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Clean and efficient public transportation. I know Londoners aren't always happy with the Underground, but as an American it was the cleanest, safest and most efficient rail system I have ever seen, especially for the scale of the operation. Of course I'm from Boston so there is a very low bar with ours, but still.
There are definitely better transport systems elsewhere in Europe but London and other British cities are decent ( not you northern line)
Please don't conflate "London" with "England". Outside of London, thing are pretty dire public transport wise. I am in the North East and two car families are a NECESSITY if you want to get even the most basic stuff done, not a luxury. If you have literally no life, no job and do nothing and need nothing, you MIGHT be bale to get away without having a car in these parts.
Load More Replies...Not true. Makes no sense to use the worst network in the US as a reference. The NYC subway for example is far more efficient and reliable than the London underground and the comparison is more relevant in terms of scale or population. The comparison with the rest of Europe is more bitter because the underground is indeed one of the worst and not even close to Berlin, Madrid or Paris.
I'd be interested to see stats on NYC versus London as from some documentaries I've seen, NYC comes across as very outdated and poorly maintained. The flooding over the past few years is an example of that. London definitely has issues too but other than strikes, it runs quite well. Tokyo blows them both out of the water haha
Load More Replies...Clean and efficient public transportation, a concept that's like a unicorn in some parts of the world. London's Underground, for all its quirks, is a marvel of organization and functionality. It's like a well-oiled machine that manages to move millions of people through the labyrinthine web of tunnels, making American transit systems seem like a mere warm-up act. 🚇🌟🇬🇧
As a french, I tried multiple metros around Europe, but in term of efficiency the underground beat them all. Regarding comfort and cleanliness, not really. Not bad tho.
sadly outside London this is not always the case these days but I heartily agree with the sentiment
Oh, you so need to try Singapore, or Barcelona, or even Paris. Part of the problem with the underground is that parts of it go back to the days of steam engines (you think it's bad in summer *now*?)
I like London better than Paris (some of the old style Parisian doors are scary!), but Tokyo is far better than both.
Load More Replies...When I lived in London in the 70s and 80s, I thought the tube system was the best. You simply couldn't get lost, as the maps of the underground were everywhere, even on the insides of the cars, and the stations were signed several times before you actually reached them. I now live in the Canadian London, and our transit system is . . well . . laughable, to say the least. LOL!
Most salaried jobs in Britain give you 25 days of holiday, plus the extra 8 (or more depending on royal shenanigans) bank holidays. So 33 days off a year.
The only time the Royal family are of benefit is if there is a wedding or funeral on a weekday.
Trying to think of another use for them but.. I got nothing.
Load More Replies...Me too! Plus we got two extra annual leave days, paid, as part of our pay deal last year - and I get flexi days
Load More Replies...Ah, the British approach to holidays, where you get a generous serving of 25 days off, sprinkled with those delightful bank holidays. It's like a calendar designed for maximum relaxation. Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, people are left wondering what a vacation even is! 🏖️🗓️😄
Statutory annual leave for a full time worker in the UK is 20 days + 8 bank holidays, so that is the minimum you will get.
What are you on about!?! We can get up to 20 vacations day in america. You just have to be educated, exceptionally qualified, and dedicate your life to a massive company for 10 to 15 years first :)
But it's not legally mandated. Most of Europe has this by law.
Load More Replies...What!?? Are you lot gettin days off for royal celebrations? In Sweden this year we’ve had a golden jubilee of our kings reign and lots of christenings and wedding for his kids lately but we didn’t get a single day off for that.
We get 5 weeks plus 5 days. I normally spread them out throughout the year, so that every two month I have a week off.
Clotted cream...it's so good.
When we were in the UK, my mom totally gave herself the dry heaves because of the name "clotted cream". Yeah, it sounds like it was made from milk that's turned, but I tried it and that s**t is delicious. Meanwhile, Mom's over here being a drama queen. My mom taught me to "smile, say thank you, and try everything on your plate." But she didn't live up to that ideal.
Canadian here and pardon my ignorance... how is this made?
Ah, clotted cream, the stuff dreams are made of, or maybe just nightmares for your waistline. It's like butter's more sophisticated, well-dressed cousin, here to make your scones feel fancy and your cardiologist shake their head. Bon appétit! 🍦🤣😉
or almost like ice cream that doesn't melt.
Load More Replies...I'm definitely with you Cate - and I'm from Yorkshire
Load More Replies...scone to rhyme with gone. jam first. big dollop of clotted cream. always tear your scones, never cut.
had an american customer looked worried when i offered her whipped cream on her drink, because she was worried it'd be that horrid 'clotted cream' stuff. she thought it was like cream that had gone off and clotted together. even after i explained that a) it wasn't like that at all and b) that's not even what i was offering her, she still said no because the name grossed her out and now she was worried that i'd slip it into her drink...
Easy to make: get cream (not ultrapasteurized - unpasteurized if possible). Put it in a large heavy pot (so it's about an inch deep), in the oven at 180 deg (F) for 8-12 hot - overnight. Then move to the fridge for 8 hr. Then lift off the thick stuff. That's it! (The thin liquid can be used in baking)
Love clotted cream! It's so hard to find here in the states. I first had it at the Boulder Duahanbe Tea House. My specialty food store in OR where I live now finally has it, but it's crazy expensive
hedgehogs
I have seen many hedgehogs in the states. They are all pets, though. No wild hedgies to speak of.
Load More Replies...Hedgehogs, badgers, Wind in the Willows, Beatrix Potter, Winnie the Pooh.
Except the picture is of an African pygmy hedgehog. Our UK hedgehogs are the European hedgehog species.
Sadly, the truly wild ones are getter rather scarce. The 4 that used to come to me for cat food haven’t been seen for a couple of years now.
I did hear that they are getting scarce in the UK :( But hey, they are thriving in NZ? I hear them snuffle at night. So there's still a population ^-^
Load More Replies...Also known to country folk as "urchins" and you can see why Screenshot...cb3f39.png
Safety in schools, the ability to laugh at ourselves, public transport, time off work, kinder eggs
Edit: it’s always odd to me how Americans trawl these posts just to get angry and complain about the answers lmao
In our defense, puritanism is still alive and thriving here in the U.S. They love to suck the fun out of everything.
Maybe because you are kicking us while we are down. It's tough times here and doubled in the past few months. The stuff you kick us for is wearing us down, government doesn't protect or listen to us, homelessness, starvation, crappy jobs. did I miss anything? Oh yeah, we boil water wrong. : ). not mad, just sad.
All the problems you just listed are nobody's fault but America's.
Load More Replies...I feel like this is becoming a bit like a competition. And it really shouldn't.
Why are these posts always putting down the US and the Americans? I can't think of one country that is perfect.
I think we're easy targets with so much to make fun of ... but yes, it's seriously annoying
Load More Replies...I knew an elderly woman who was young teen during the Blitz. So many shenanigans while the Germans were bombing the area. Still enjoying life despite someone trying to destroy you. Hiding in the subway tube while bombs struck up above & playing I-Spy was a favorite pastime for the children.
Full English Breakfast,with proper bacon and Heinz beans..my nan would make fried bread to go with this..heaven
Kraft/Mondelez/Heinz are a bunch of scumbags, look at what they've done to Cadbury since taking it over, not to mention GM crops. Branston all the way.in our household.
English breakfasts are serious affairs and lead to major arguments about whether fried mushrooms should be included (yes, they should), whether the baked beans are on the plate or in a separate little bowl to stop the bread items getting soggy (separate bowl), whether the bread should be toasted or fried (toast for health, fry for taste) and whether you have a grilled/fried fresh tomato or tinned tomatoes (fresh).
That's a poor pic for an English breakfast - clearly not typical bacon or sausages. Looks like a foreign attempt to provide a full English.
Heinz beans have deteriorated, the sauce is thin and tasteless these days. Try Branston instead.
That's why I add a splash of Worcestershire sauce when I cook them
Load More Replies...In my 72 years of being English I have never eaten black pudding.. It is not a part of every full English breakfast....ugh!
Load More Replies...I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at this. We wouldn't have this breakfast because it will cost us half a million each for the cath lab.
Who needs a light and healthy start to the day? Proper bacon, Heinz beans, and fried bread, because why not kick off your morning with a caloric marathon? It's a heart attack on a plate, but hey, at least it's delicious, right? 🥓🍳🍞🍅😅
The old adage is breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dine like a pauper. It's all about balance and I would rather have a full English than any burger meal.
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu over here in New Zealand
Not Welsh. It's on Yns Mon (Anglesey to the English). This is an entirely different place with an almost impenetrable Welsh dialect.
Load More Replies...I found the translated version in English, "St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave."
Wait... so it's name is just directions. That's hilarious.
Load More Replies...Oh, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch, the village with a name so succinct and straightforward that it practically rolls off the tongue. It's like someone spilled a bowl of alphabet soup and said, "Let's call this a place." Good luck asking for directions without a cringe and a chuckle! 😄🗺️🏴
We have Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
No, that's the sound of somebody drowning in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
Load More Replies...To be fair, we DO have Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachusetts. And Mr. Wolfe+585, Sr.
To be fair, Ll is technically one letter in the Welsh alphabet
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Load More Replies...There's definitely a "go" missing. Yes it's a railway station on Anglesey. The locals use a much shortened version of the name.
Walkable cities
Walked from Cambridge to Boston. Hardly a hardship but people thought we were crazy. I guess committing to walking isn't something the US does despite most folks having 2 legs.
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History. There are hundreds of pubs older than the US. My mediocre city’s cathedral just celebrated its 900th anniversary. We’ve been doing s**t a *long* time.
So has America. It's just that the Europeans erased most of it when they "cleansed" the land of those that practiced oral history instead of written.
That’s not a cathedral, it’s St Luke’s church at the top of bold street in Liverpool. It’s more commonly known as “the bombed out church” during WWII a German bomb landed smack in the middle, exploded and hollowed out the interior just leaving the stone walls standing, it’s now an art and performance centre.
Congratulations on understanding the very basics of how time and history work. Yup! A younger country isn't going to have the history that a much older country has, no fùcking shìt! Basic common fùcking sense! 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Given that anything over 100 years old is considered ancient down here, it's an open question who has more antics preserved :)
That's because the Europeans that colonized the Americas wiped out 30k years of history in favor of their own.
I think it fair to say that evidence of 30,000 of habitation had pretty well eroded away before Leif Erickson landed there.
Load More Replies...We are the youngest country sitting at the grown ups table right now... But are any of the politicians really grown up anyway.
Your northern neighbours might have something to say about that!
Load More Replies...Ah, history, where even your local pub might have more tales to tell than some countries have in their entire existence. A 900th-anniversary cathedral? That's practically a toddler in the grand scheme of things! It's like living in a time capsule, where the past is a daily reminder that you're just a blip on the historical radar. Cheers to the longevity of traditions! 🍻📜🏰😄
I'm sat on a bus right now on Fleet St opposite The Old C**k Tavern. 1549. Cheers!
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crumpets
Now I’m dashing to the kitchen to toast a crumpet, where’s the butter?
Load More Replies...oh yes. absolutely slathered in salted butter as soon as they're out of the toaster, so your hands end up all covered in greasy butter, but it's gorgeous.
For me, Warburtons make the best crumpets. Lovely just with fresh butter. But occasionally with strawberry preserve.
proper Cadbury chocolate
Côte d'Or was a favourite until Mondelez/Kraft ruined it.
Load More Replies...You mean like Milka and Toblerone? Sorry, both made by Mondelez aka Kraft now.
Load More Replies...You mean Dairy Milk? Because Kraft increased the amount of oil in the rest of the product lines making it nasty and greasy.
It was called family milk chocolate in Europe before kraft took over. People may like the taste but in no way is or was it a quality chocolate.
Load More Replies...The USA is full of local chocolate makers. My town has 3. Portland, Oregon has so many I lost count. Companies like Hershey and Mars are what you give away for Halloween.
Thank you for putting it so well; I was struggling for how to say it. I knew when I asked where to find a single-source, non-African, 70+% dark chocolate bar that I was a chocolate snob (though y'all do you; I don't care what choices other people make). And even in a US PNW town far away from it all, there was a local chocolatier that could accommodate. I am not a fan of the European chocolates. Especially because you always have to look out for the biggest adulterer of them all: hazelnuts. So gross.
Load More Replies...Why is it that the Canadian KitKat tastes ten times better than an American KitKat... it's so gross! But why?
This sounds like a great entrance to a joke .... Why is the ....
Load More Replies...Hershey's tastes like sick... Cadbury might not be sophisticated but it's damn delicious!
Yeah... even though I am from the UK, I don't rate Cadbury's. Give me Lindt any day. Preferably +70% cocoa.
Nah... Whitaker's Chocolate in New Zealand is the best! A close second is Marabou from Sweden!
As a sparky I’m proud to say we have the Type G plug. The best standardised plug anywhere in the world. British wiring standards in general. 230v FTW. Boiling water in microwaves you heathens.
My electrician (UK) told me that the least safe thing about our sockets is the plastic covers you can use to stop children sticking fingers in the holes. It's too easy to fit them upside down in the earth hole, so that the live and neutral holes are opened.
In the US the plastic covers only have 2 prongs so they are not dangerous. Apparently they can be a choking hazard though.
Load More Replies...I only drink iced tea - no microwave or kettle needed. Hot tea? Only when I'm sick and with a good amount of brandy in it and I WILL heat it up in the microwave. :P
US plugs: parallel flat pins so they fall out the wall and make it easier to shock yourself; no earth line / wire by defaul so you end up shocking yourself on anything metal with wiring.
Argh my laptop is from the uk, I have an adaptor but jeez this plug is silly huge! our outlets here look more like sad faces (Type I) 😅
You would not be stunned by the number of Americans who look at my electric kettle like it's some kind of oddity
I have a Quooker. I haven't used an electric kettle for over a year.
Load More Replies...Its more economical to heat water in the microwave due to the amount of power and time used to heat it. I used to have a microwave that I seemed to only use to reheat my coffee so I didn't replace it. Hang on to your heels though - I use a Keurig machine for tea. It's just hot water on a teabag. Same hot water I use for making bullion.
Actually this is a myth. Using a microwave doesn't have the same energy transfer that direct metal on water current does.
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Walls that aren't made out of paper
Where does this notion that US walls are made out of paper come from? They are made from drywall aka gypsum board screwed into metal or wood studs. Try carrying a 4' x 8' sheet for drywall by yourself and tell me it's made out of paper!
The paper comment comes from seeing so many angry people in the USA punch holes in their walls. Try to punch a hole in a brick wall and you'd consider drywall paper too. (Of course I understand its because bricks would be more devastating in freak weather conditions like are had in the USA, but still. I'd hate to have some angry ex make holes in my wall on a whim)
Load More Replies...Do they? Another reason I don't want to live in a newbuild house, I guess..
Load More Replies...Another bizarre gaslighting attempt. Sheetrock is not paper. A paper backing is used to prevent crumbling.
Brit here. I can tell you most definitely that my new build bungalow has walls made out of paper!! Trust me, just ask my boot
British Indian Restaurants
No, we just have our own Mexican restaurants. (though we do have more and more taco bells popping up) but in the UK we don't really have chain mexican food like the US has Chipotle or Taco Bell, we have Las Iguanas, which is generally just south american food that does some decent fare, otherwise it's more your local family run etc places. (If you go to York in the UK, i reccomend "Batanga" ;) ) Or if you're in Newcastle, Chiquito is alright, too.
Load More Replies...News flash; countries other than England and India have good Indian restaurants
But they're not the hybrid British Indian cuisine, lots of dishes were invented in the UK by Indian immigrants to cater to British tastes. Its become a whole new cuisine.
Load More Replies...Where I live in the US we have one Indian place. Indian friends of mine won't eat there.
We have a lot of Indian restaurants run by American-Indian owners. Not referring to Native American ot First Nations.
*Laughing in New Yorker* Come visit New York and let me take you to Jackson Heights in Queens and Jersey City, friends. Authentic Indian restaurants owned by Indians.
Immaculate weather and nuanced sarcasm
Depending on where you live, some US states have beautiful weather and seasons
We have weather. Lots of it. Don't like it where you are, go somewhere else and a whole new weather.
Like you have in Seattle. No wonder you brits like to go to Gibraltar or other sunny BOT's.
Brilliant! But I think wherever you live in the US there's a chance the weather could kill you at some point in the year, whereas UK weather is just grey
"immaculate weather" WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU IN THE UK?! ITS BEEN RAINING FOR DAYS (I mean, I hate the sun for many reasons, but constant rain isnt nice either)
The sarcasm bit at the end lol but yea my school flooded
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Christmas crackers & the little paper hats and bad jokes that go along with them.
we do them out here in the colonies too. And mince pies. Tallyho. Love from RSA.
Load More Replies...Pretty standard in South Africa, Australia and New Zealand too....
Yes but it feels different because their Christmas is also their summer.
Load More Replies...I used to buy Christmas crackers and party poppers, but I've stopped now because my dog is left a quivering wreck. He's a greyhound and I guess they remind him of the race track..... Greyhound racing is a horrible " sport" but the hounds are wonderful.
We have Christmas crackers and paper hats too. I used to buy them for my children all the time.
My MIL is from Britain, and at every Christmas dinner we have those hats and crackers. Fun times.
Roman ruins
Genuinely interested, what kind of ruins would they be and how do they differ to roman ruins?
Load More Replies...Yep 👍 I’ve been a couple of weeks ago it’s gorgeous
Load More Replies...You can't blame Americans because Roman's never crossed the Atlantic. England doesn't have any Navaho ruins or pre-Columbian Native American mound cities so there take that. What a strange thing to try and shame us for.
No fùcking shìt, America doesn't have Roman ruins. Just as England doesn't have the cliff pueblos of Mesa Verde or the Navajo Nation. England doesn't have the ancient temples of China. England has never had Pharoahs nor pyramids. 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ Stop drinking and maybe these very basic things will make sense.
We do have quite a few Roman ruins, however, if you want to see how far and how prolific the Romans were, head off to Turkey - the Roman ruins are just everywhere and are still used as working buildings.
Who digs up these photos? That's Whitby Abbey in North Yorkshire.... The Abbey is 1360 years old ( give or take)
A self-deprecating sense of humour.
That is not exclusive to Britain, or excluded from the US (except we spell it without the extra vowel).
Maybe that's the real reason Kinder eggs are illegal. America must not find out about good chocolate or they won't eat American anymore
Load More Replies...The landscape of the Scottish Highlands.
yeah but alaska, grand canyon, monument valley, etc. USA has great landscapes too. Also, I think the appalachian mountains ARE the same range as the highlands, if I recall correctly.
And West Virginia does look and feel like The Highlands. Perhaps that's why so many Scottish and Irish immigrants settled in that state, because it felt similar to home
Load More Replies...America has bogs, it has peat, etc etc (that isn't saying Scotland isn't magical cuz it is). America also has several different types of deserts, mountains packed in snow, plains, swamps, rain forests....but go on, tell America how inferior they are for not taking over Scotland and oppressing them to British rule. YoU gUyS dOn'T hAvE sCoTlAnD. 🤦🏾♀️
I was touring in Colorado with an American friend. Near Montrose, I remarked that the landscape looked exactly like the view from my mother's kitchen window in Scotland. Later, when he visited her, he looked out and said 'This looks just like Colorado!'.
Using the word "c**t" as an endearing term.
I remember when I found out how pussy was offensive. I just used it as "pussy cat"
Actual football where you kick the ball with your foot, but I'll admit that some American football fans give footie fans a run for their money. Love England and really all of the UK though, hope to live there before I die.
We have the MLS. The rivalry between the Seattle Sounders and The Portland Timbers is compared to EPL team rivalries. But go on.
Yeah, the MLS exists, and some of the rivalries are intense (Cascadia, all the Texas teams (gotta rep the Dynamo, sorry), the LA teams), but is the MLS really of the same caliber as the EPL?
Load More Replies...I read somewhere else that as Americans, we should call soccer "Football 2."
Buddy of mine calls it communist football. Admittedly he's an idiot.
Load More Replies...Soccer is fun to play, but shockingly boring to watch on TV. Unsurprisingly, therefore, it is commonly played here in the U.S., but seldom watched on TV.
Beans on toast
Add a splash of Worcestershire sauce to your beans as you cook them for a nice flavour boost
I hate baked beans with a passion. Even the smell of them makes me gag. (yet I'll happily chow down on Natto, aka fermented soybeans. so... idek)
Irn Bru
Not a fan, but upvoted for one of Scotland's other "national drinks"
Made in Scotland from girders. Didn’t the EU have something to do with removing this slogan or were there really morons thick enough to actually believe it was made from girders?
No, it I believe that it was mainly the EU and the Trade Description Act having to contain what the advert says it does.
Load More Replies...I giggled when I was playing the Isle of Skye section in AC Valhalla and there's a location called the "Iron Brew Mines" :') (Irn Bru is amazing though, but to add to other soft drinks the US doesn't really have: Dandelion & Burdock. SO GOOD)
Better rail systems
Wales' might suck, but it exists. A place like Wales in the U.S. would have no passenger rail whatsoever. (Compare to West Virginia, or New Hampshire.)
Load More Replies...Yeah, I'm in agreement - the US would be hard pushed to provide a train network as bad as ours. It's bloody awful. Unreliable and extortionately priced.
Considering trains were built/invented etc in the UK, (in the North, too, and imo the North has worse train service than the south for sure) there are plenty of countries doing rail systems better than the UK. xP
as long as storm Babet doesnt bother you. Yeah, still glad and amazed that i came where i had to. On the other hand, still impressed by the extreme friendly staff.
Inside voices
Who tf wants to listen to shouting people
Load More Replies...Malt vinegar on the table
Lorne sausage, haggis, black pudding, chocolate biscuits, decent public transport, Public Health Service, classism, VAT, royalty, buildings older than 200 years old.
Haggis, black pudding, VAT, classism, and a "royal" family that solely leeches of the public in the name of tradition. Hard pass, England can keep all of that.
Oh yes your Uber rich right wing are SO much better. They don’t leech off anybody.
Load More Replies...It always boggles my mind that brits are so proud they eat like the germans are forcing them to ration everything. Doubly so when you remember they stole apparently everything from the rest of the world, just not good taste in food
I think the standard response to that is it always boggles the mind why Americans eat like they have a free national health service?
Load More Replies...A huge selection of frozen Yorkshire pudding options. I was BEDAZZLED. Loved it.
Because making decent Yorkshires is an arcane art, if you're foreign then frozen is likely easier.
Load More Replies...Still confused as to why people don't make their own, it's SO EASY and a million times better.
Load More Replies...Every other countries antiquities
You don't think American museums (and private collections) are stuffed full of artefacts looted from across the ancient world? Think again.
As a Greek American, I can tell you that my relatives would like their Parthenon sculptures back, thank you very much.
Good luck with that, recent inventories have shown that a lot of stuff that was in archival storage has gone missing from several museums.
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Safe power sockets and plugs
Hahahaha! One of my favorite games to play when traveling internationally, I've dubbed Shock Wire. Basically it's when my husband and I find living conditions with terrifying, exposed electrical wiring....England is not immune.
Those who really want to have safe outlets, go to Home Depot or Lowes and get your outlets that are closed till you insert the plug in it. Yes, they cost a tad more, but who cares? Now, if you want to have those gigantic plugs everywhere, that's another story LOL. I prefer them compact here in the US
yep but the socket holes have automatic thingies that close them so you can't stick your finger in them, unlike usa where the plugs are kinda loose and fall out easily and you easily touch the terminals when pulling them out. Also, no ground line. Plus the plugs themselves have individual fuses.
Load More Replies...Its own Language
Actually, no! English is a bastard language. Primarily a West Germanic, with Latin and French influences that developed at the early medieval period. Prior to that was (what we now call) 'Old English', a north Germanic/Norse mix called Anglo-Saxon.
Or more concisely a mish mash of languages of countries that have invaded us.
Load More Replies......and a lack of understanding anything outside of them. America not only HAS multiple distinct languages that are unique to only that place in addition to embodying every other language on the entire planet. Again, back to the bottle with you.
A royal family
Not just one family - Google 'how many of today's aristocracy date back more than 700 years' or something like that. You'd be astonished at the amount of inherited wealth / status in the UK, oh and most of them are entitled as f**k and thick as pigshit with no clue about how society works yet have an inordinate amount of money and influence (I have worked for many of these families over the years and seen them up close - very ugly, very dim and clueless mostly)
Load More Replies...England is the parent of the US, Canada, and Australia. The US is the pissed off older brother that got in a fight with the parent and left in a huff. Now we get along with our parent, but we always remember the fight. So when we "want" anything to do with the royals, we borrow yours. And we don't have to pay for them. ;-)
The celebrities of Hollywood don't thrive off of public taxes and they have jobs, like entertaining the entire world.
Load More Replies...Excuse me, but we have a royal family now. As a matter of fact the person seventh in line for the UK Throne, Princess Lilibet of Sussex, is a natural born US Citizen. She could grow up to be the UK Queen or the US President.
I do not live in either the US or the UK. I am absolutely sick of these articles where the authors thinly disguise their supposed superiority over the US. I don't even like the US that much, but this is getting insufferable. Just stop. If you want an article where a country brags about the things it thinks are remarkable about itself, you can do that without jabbing at another country. It makes me feel as if the Bored Panda panel of authors has some inferiority complex about the US. You're like a little child who has a crush on someone who doesn't like them back and then attacks them to save their pride, and then the Bored Panda readers who also have this same shame pile on like bullies.
I sometimes go on things like this because it looks like it's going to be an actual comparison. It is not
Load More Replies...One week, can we PLEASE go ONE WEEK without taking potshots at countries?
Remember, it works both ways.. Go ahead, Give us hell..
Load More Replies...I reckon the best thing that UK has over the USA is that they don't have Donald Trump!
They do have BoJo but he's not as much of a Bozo.
Load More Replies...It's always this same "writer" ( and as a professional writer, I use the term loosely when referencing the person who posted this) who does the US bashing posts and it's gotten real old real fast But, BO supports the IS-bashing, so they continue.
They're like the buzzfeed "writers". The only keys on their keyboards are Ctl-C and Ctl-V.
Load More Replies...This made me miss England. I loved it so much. If I could afford it, I would move back in a heartbeat.
They should move the UN to London, you know Instead of clogging up traffic in America's largest city.
You forgot to mention plumbing that works. Bathroom sinks (basins) you can use for years and they never get clogged, overflow pipes from everything that takes extra water directly to outdoors, not to the usual waste pipe (because that may be blocked) (some fixtures have NO overflow!!!), toilets that actually clean themselves when they flush. I've lived in the US for 20 years, and somehow they just can't get it right!
I do not live in either the US or the UK. I am absolutely sick of these articles where the authors thinly disguise their supposed superiority over the US. I don't even like the US that much, but this is getting insufferable. Just stop. If you want an article where a country brags about the things it thinks are remarkable about itself, you can do that without jabbing at another country. It makes me feel as if the Bored Panda panel of authors has some inferiority complex about the US. You're like a little child who has a crush on someone who doesn't like them back and then attacks them to save their pride, and then the Bored Panda readers who also have this same shame pile on like bullies.
I sometimes go on things like this because it looks like it's going to be an actual comparison. It is not
Load More Replies...One week, can we PLEASE go ONE WEEK without taking potshots at countries?
Remember, it works both ways.. Go ahead, Give us hell..
Load More Replies...I reckon the best thing that UK has over the USA is that they don't have Donald Trump!
They do have BoJo but he's not as much of a Bozo.
Load More Replies...It's always this same "writer" ( and as a professional writer, I use the term loosely when referencing the person who posted this) who does the US bashing posts and it's gotten real old real fast But, BO supports the IS-bashing, so they continue.
They're like the buzzfeed "writers". The only keys on their keyboards are Ctl-C and Ctl-V.
Load More Replies...This made me miss England. I loved it so much. If I could afford it, I would move back in a heartbeat.
They should move the UN to London, you know Instead of clogging up traffic in America's largest city.
You forgot to mention plumbing that works. Bathroom sinks (basins) you can use for years and they never get clogged, overflow pipes from everything that takes extra water directly to outdoors, not to the usual waste pipe (because that may be blocked) (some fixtures have NO overflow!!!), toilets that actually clean themselves when they flush. I've lived in the US for 20 years, and somehow they just can't get it right!
