It makes sense to start with the day, but I guess it's what you get used to

it should be called Handegg!

We choose from a lot more at first, eventually narrowing it down to two and choosing from them.

This also goes for strict gun laws. Why do Americans think strict gun laws won't work in their country when it works in literally all other developed countries?

As an irish person I dont mind it, it is nice for people to be proud of their heritage. What I do mind is when they ask do I know paddy mcsomething from donegal. I know Ireland's small but we don't all live in one village. Oh and the accent impersonations are damn annoying...although in my experience the English are the worst for imitating accents.

The other day when they announced America now has the highest C19 infections of any country an american in the comments said "BS, I'm sure Europe has more". Seems some Americans think Europe is a country.

Why was fahrenheit even invented? The metric system just makes so much more sense. Freezing point is 0C and boiling point is 100C. A litre is 1000millilitres, 100 centimetres is 1 metre etc.

thats not just American. I think it depends on the person. I have local friends who do and local friends who dont, and American friends who do and dont.

I don't know about other Americans, but at our house, we just call it TUNA.

Because you don't need a bloody scale to measure grams. All you need is a simple cup with lines. DUH!

Well actually, most of the time we say that we don't give a s**t, so.....

I tried changing it to "the poopery" but people won't listen to me

I don't think that, nor have I ever thought that. I don't know anyone who does. Where did you even come up with that nonsense.

I don't think I know anybody who lives like they have free healthcare - quite the opposite actually. "Is it truly bad enough to go see a doctor or can we survive without going"? Nobody want those bills that follows a doctors visit!!

Some Americans also love making fun of people who speak English with a foreign accent, when they themselves can only speak one language

Anything to not use the metric system whats next: glazed donuts per bald eagle who knows

I hear it said at least 3 different ways depending on what news channel you watch

Because it's in a MOVIE!! We don't do that IRL.

gas

Because educators didn't want parents to think E meant "Excellent"

Don't get me started on how Americans pronounce 'mirror'. They miss out the 'o' and say "mirrrrr". Madness!

High school was pretty much the worst time in my life. My daughter is going through it now and I wish I could just fast forward her outta there.

Americans get MAD? Rather they probably just don't know which sport you're speaking of. In America, football and soccer are two different sports. That's probably why they don't know what you're talking about. As for being "mad..." I doubt they are mad about it, LOL.

Yeah but then you also have 'drinks halls' in germany with liquor, beer, water, soda... Why? Also you're ignoring the "dry county" thing where within one state many counties may sell absolutely zero alcohol and the next does.

Why do you NOT put cheese on everything??

I don't think people do, at least where I'm from in the states.

Never heard of such a thing. Been playing a lot of Call of Duty with high school kids, eh?

No, we don't think that at all.

What are you talking aboot?

I've literally never heard anyone do this and I'm only 3 hours driving distance to Canada.

Never heard of such.

We don't think that...

What Americans are these people talking to that think Canada is a city because I sure don't.

Also Nope.

nobody does that

that is only 360 miles so it is somewhat close.

No one thinks that

Come on, now. You just made that s**t up.

w-What?

Some Americans are stupid

Sadly a fair portion of my countreymen are almost mind shatteringly stupid, some are racist, very often the two are comorbid.

My grandparents are six hours away, in the middle of Washington, while we are right on the border of Washington and Oregon. Six hours is not that long. Than again, my mom says that me and my sister are the best kids on car rides, because we read our books the whole time rather than ask 'are we there yet?' so it might seem shorter.

Most if us don't. Any one that does is a stupid.

in fact, there are many in America who do not realize that, outside of America, the other nations are not countries, small or otherwise rotatable in one day. they seem convinced that only america is big, without realizing that the others are also nations. to go from south to north of Italy it takes 7 hours without stopping, plus the time of a crossing from the tip of Italy to the island of Sicily. and to cross England from east to west, it takes a day and a half, always without stopping. same thing for other nations

Poor education.

I pronounce it Bond, James Bond

They are handy when you bring cooked food to a meeting/people etc.

It's the MOVIES for F sake! Get a clue would you?! We don't DO that IRL.