I definitely do this too! I'm always excited when my dresses have pockets

LOL :))))

yes, and sometimes I feel like a bat

I don't see how any of that might be unclear?

I get you babe....

This would be amazing, I would happily venmo someone some titty instead of suffering from back problems

Try menstruating every month, or giving birth...

tone, darling. it's all about the tone.

I'm definitely past level 113

*owns 37 t-shirts* *complains about how there's nothing to wear*

Yep, women can always tell and I'm always really creeped out when guys do that

Yeah been there done that... 😅

This really bugs me. I have some nice tights but on me they look just...nope

I'm labeled as a window shopper

Lmao I can relate so much to this!

Or when you finally get to do that over/under/around/back/front/side-scratch after taking off the bra. Looove that!

that is what I wear to bed every night and every morning I have to put her back in.

I did a quick change of tampons while on the phone with my boss. Accidentally stepped on the old tampon, blood went everywhere, while I calmly gave my boss instructions to find a file on the computer.

and hold your mouth open.

And then once you have all the clothes out, put it on your head and pretend youre in jail

Is always so sad when your favorite of the 5 finally becomes unwearable - because you wore it so much.

Popcorn. That's it.

Putting it on is a hassle, taking it off is a hassle

Even at home if you have an abusive spouse or abusive parent

LOL...love this! That damn Karen!! UGH....

Just to make sure auto-correct didn't ruin anything

Especially overheated!!

Yes, the term is "that bra doesn't fit" But calamatity is good too

I can relate! I always get a bit too excited when I find another new best friend. My hubby says it sounds like a first date or something.