Well played, Minneapolis, well played.

Good boi!

*insert slow clap*

my dotter spoke three :) proud dad

what kind of poop is this? Well, I'm going to the loo....

Hahaha~ Clever.

That is just adorable 🤣 Also: why would you think a cat would get out of a box?

I love him! He is the narrator on the Goldberg's.

Sizing up their toilet options.

Epic!🤣

aww

This looks so perfect.

I'm very comfortable with xmas trees and gifts and food, thanks.

'Having Voldemort trying to kill him at every opportunity finally took its toll on Harry Potter'

with a "sauce bordelaise"

The important question here is, does it work?

At least he realised it. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doomed.😁

Duh we have our slaves do it (that’s a joke)

Jaden Smith, is that you?

Same XD

If you got a tiny Voldemort in your womb, abortion might not be the worst idea.

Or when he flooded the earth, you know the whole Ark thing.

Florida?

Am proudly a Muslim just like a Christian proudly a Christian and also like an atheist who is proudly an atheist!!!!!!! It's our believe when people think about freedom of speech, they forget about hurting other people's religion, but when we stand for our rights we are themed as paranoid. Just leave us alone, stop looking for trouble which you wouldn't get and exercise Human Rights fairly not partially degrading other people's religion. I quote everyone is different yet you try to make everyone the same religion, race, tribe all " Differences matters, yet that makes us who we are, denying our differences is denying the truth " I am A PROUD MUSLIM, it's me not you allow me to practice my religion in peace and stop popnosing on my affairs, everyone deserves right to religion just as u think!

Flawless! And you should be able to make a audio contact with other people in real time so you can tell them, instead of typing a message for them.

Accurate

I wish I had that much persistence!

My life motto.

Wow

Ouch

But actually this is a technique I used in customer service. For example when you put a customer on hold to go get more info, you ask them if they’re happy to wait. When you get back you thank them for waiting. If you say “sorry for the wait” it suggests you did something wrong, when really you were just doing your job. It leaves a different impression on the customer and genuinely impacts satisfaction.

What a great mum! :D <3

oh.. keep locking..

😂🤣 I bet she was mortified.

Diversity is more than just hiring women.

I never realized that there is a level of messed up that someone would want to get an Anne Frank tattoo on your damn FACE

Apparently, styles always come back.

Considering that there are no plus sized mannequins, I think its good improv. (I'm on the larger size myself, and I'm nowhere near offended)

Welcome to the Internet, where you can be offended by literally everything,

Oh No! That is really sad!

Wow, that really sums up lawrence nicely in one picture.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Ouch. Poor pooch.

That is just sad

Kim Jon-Gun !!

Don’t know how it’s in other countries, but here in NL apparently it’s one of the best paid low-education jobs available. A friend of mine did it as a student job while in university and apart from the smell he was quite happy with it.

All that's gonna do is make more people drive drunk. If Uber is so concerned about people throwing up in their cars or being violent (which is understandable) they should charge a deposit and/or allow the drivers to have pepper spray or something to defend themselves if necessary (not guns!).

Fox News is just as smart as Trump.