Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
Failure isn’t always a bad thing. Without it, we wouldn’t learn, grow, or have nearly as many things to laugh at.
And if you need proof, just take a scroll through There Was An Attempt, the iconic subreddit dedicated to efforts that didn’t quite make it. It’s no stranger to Bored Panda, and for good reason—people keep failing in ways that are way too funny not to share.
So, enjoy this fresh batch of attempts that didn’t go as planned, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
To Isolate & Belittle Ukraine. One Of Norway's Largest Marine Fuel Companies Just Announced That They Will No Longer Refuel Us Navy Vessels After Trump’s Treatment Of Zelensky
RELATED:
#2
To Have A Peaceful Weekend After Destroying The Us International Relations
Endcensorship 8 hours ago
"If you have to run from your own voters there's nothing the US can do for you" -JD Vance, 1 week before
Load More Replies...
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 hours ago
Agreed! I know it was a joke post/not true that said that he had intimate relations with a couch when he was in college, but I will still NEVER not refer to him as "JD Couchfucker". And since my mom and sister are Trump cultists, this infuriates them :D
Stephanie A Mutti 14 hours ago
Remember when the cast of Hamilton dressed down Pence last s#its#ow administration? Did the current veep think he was going to just traipse around like he's immune from reality?
Stephen Lyford 12 hours ago
He was very heavily booed at the Kennedy Center recently, and I'm 1000% in support of that.
Steve Robert 5 hours ago
When magats realize they're the ones who will be hurt the most, billionaires will be reaping the windfall. I remember in history how the Italians dealt with Mussolini. It was very effective I read.
Kat Alison 7 hours ago
Vance is a fake hillbilly (real hillbillies don’t go to Yale) and an arrogant couch-fvcker.
#3
To Be Correct About A Transformer Exploding
#4
To Run The Us Government
#5
To Make A "Binary Fuss" Apparently
#6
To Forget About The Little Thing Known As The Great Depression
#7
By A Cowardly Thug To Intimidate A President
superfluous 23 hours ago
What do you expect from a draft dodging disrespectful (to everyone, but especially veterans - RIP John McCain, 'loser prisoner of war') p.o.s?
#8
To Attack A Canada Goose
#9
To Mask The Usernames
Pedro Pascal responding to hate comments under his post supporting the trans community
#10
To Sell His Cybertruck
#11
By Elon Musk To Indirectly Suggest That Social Security Is “Running Out Of Money.”
#12
To Isolate Zelensky On The World Stage. All These Tweets From World Leaders Were Within An Hour Of Zelensky’s Meeting With Trump Today
#13
To Downplay A Man's "Claims"
#14
To Rewrite History
#15
By Elon To Launch A Rocket
Stannous Flouride 19 hours ago
New name for the body of water between the US and Mexico: Gulf of Starlink Failures.
#16
To Be Christian
#17
To Make A Coherent Argument On Foreign Affairs
Multa Nocte 23 hours ago (edited)
I sometimes cannot believe the depth of my hatred and disgust for this fetid pile of c**p. Edit: Sorry. C R A P
#18
To Recall History
Stannous Flouride 19 hours ago
Without the French the United States would still be speaking English!
#19
To Commit "Light Treason" Without Being Caught By Elon Musk
#20
To Design A Unique And Futuristic Car
#21
To Remember She’s A Federal Employee
Blah Blah Blah 1 day ago
She definitely does not deserve her job! The s**t she's done/said/says is appalling to say the least.
#22
To Vote Against Preferred Pronouns
#23
To Call Zelenskyy Ungrateful
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 13 hours ago
At least 33 times, up to 94 times, depending on the source. Trump is an idiot.
#24
To Disguise A Tesla
A Tesla owner reportedly trying to avoid all the backlash by putting Mazda badges on his vehicle!
#25
To Pretend To Want To Stop Bloodshed & Bring Peace
#26
To Be Funny
#27
To Be Untouchable
Multa Nocte 22 hours ago
I would like to take personal credit for it. I can't, of course, but I would LIKE to.
#28
By Elon Musk To Increase Congress Pay While Laying Off Tens Of Thousands
Blah Blah Blah 1 day ago
Each congress member gets paid the same in one MONTH what someone on social security gets paid in one YEAR! That means Bob, a paramedic who worked for 15 years at a private ambulance company and volunteered at his local fire department gets diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's disease and can't work. Bob has no choice but to get on disability, a program he's been paying into his entire working life. Bob is now paid less than $1400 a month. That's just under $17,000 a year. Every member of congress is currently paid $176,000 a YEAR. That means Bob's income for the entire YEAR equals close to the same as 1 MONTH of pay for each congress member. Read that again and give it a good think!
#29
To F**k The Couch In The Oval Office
#30
To Have Freedom Of Speech And Freedom Of Expression
#31
To Fire Air Traffic Controllers
#32
To Attack A U.S. Congresswoman Using Her Daughter
#33
To Be Elon Musk
#35
To Have Convenient High-Speed Rail In America
Note: this post originally had 49images. It’s been shortened to the top 35 images based on user votes.
Add New Image
What do you think ?
nicholas nolan 13 hours ago
Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies... Peter Bear 8 hours ago
More likely it will be three; there will be a 'core' claiming to be the original US, of mostly east-coast and a few more central states, there will be a f*****t nation calling itself the People's Republic of Great America, consisting of mostly the Southern states from Florida to Texas, and maybe as far north as Kansas, and then the West Coast and central heartland, and a great deal of the North, will finally grow into a proper social democracy. Then, after about ten years, the fascists will go to war with the moderates, and lose badly.
Nikole 3 hours ago
It’ll be north and south again, at least from the east coast going to maybe the Mississippi River. The western states are probably red, and then there’s the blue west coast. I’m in Chicago. We’re a sanctuary city and Trump hates us. Much like in the first Civil War, the slave states have nothing but agriculture. The free states have infrastructure and manufacturing, plus Europe would support us.
Green Tree 1 day ago
I am so disgusted with the US right now (I am a US citizen). When will this horror show be over?
Crystal M 13 hours ago
I don't know but the crippling depression and anxiety that were in remission are creeping back.
Load More Replies... Sarah Belt 12 hours ago
You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
Load More Replies... Sarah Belt 4 hours ago
Ooo, good point. I'm a nerd about American politicians, so am pretty good with names & faces. Upvote for context! BP - maybe we can add country flags to each post so folks know where it's coming from?
Ashlie Benson 8 hours ago
Can we NOT make the title of this page "49 Hilarious Attempts that Failed Spectacularly" and then just list a bunch of US government BS?
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 6 hours ago
I am a US citizen. I have hope that our country can recover from this period of absolute stupidity that the orange crybaby jeebus and his MAGAt cult are inflicting upon us all. Some days I have my doubts though. Hopefully, we can sit back one day and laugh about all the dumpster fire Trumpistan years and his complete failure at everything. Then the original title would actually be very appropriate.
Richard Henderson 6 hours ago
This sh¡t is literally destroying the United States. A very sad time for all the people who didn’t vote for their own destruction.
Blah Blah Blah 5 hours ago
And your point is? If and when a government is doing the opposite of what it's people what that' a problem and needs to be discussed and that's what's happening here.
nicholas nolan 13 hours ago
Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies... Peter Bear 8 hours ago
More likely it will be three; there will be a 'core' claiming to be the original US, of mostly east-coast and a few more central states, there will be a f*****t nation calling itself the People's Republic of Great America, consisting of mostly the Southern states from Florida to Texas, and maybe as far north as Kansas, and then the West Coast and central heartland, and a great deal of the North, will finally grow into a proper social democracy. Then, after about ten years, the fascists will go to war with the moderates, and lose badly.
Nikole 3 hours ago
It’ll be north and south again, at least from the east coast going to maybe the Mississippi River. The western states are probably red, and then there’s the blue west coast. I’m in Chicago. We’re a sanctuary city and Trump hates us. Much like in the first Civil War, the slave states have nothing but agriculture. The free states have infrastructure and manufacturing, plus Europe would support us.
Green Tree 1 day ago
I am so disgusted with the US right now (I am a US citizen). When will this horror show be over?
Crystal M 13 hours ago
I don't know but the crippling depression and anxiety that were in remission are creeping back.
Load More Replies... Sarah Belt 12 hours ago
You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
Load More Replies... Sarah Belt 4 hours ago
Ooo, good point. I'm a nerd about American politicians, so am pretty good with names & faces. Upvote for context! BP - maybe we can add country flags to each post so folks know where it's coming from?
Ashlie Benson 8 hours ago
Can we NOT make the title of this page "49 Hilarious Attempts that Failed Spectacularly" and then just list a bunch of US government BS?
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 6 hours ago
I am a US citizen. I have hope that our country can recover from this period of absolute stupidity that the orange crybaby jeebus and his MAGAt cult are inflicting upon us all. Some days I have my doubts though. Hopefully, we can sit back one day and laugh about all the dumpster fire Trumpistan years and his complete failure at everything. Then the original title would actually be very appropriate.
Richard Henderson 6 hours ago
This sh¡t is literally destroying the United States. A very sad time for all the people who didn’t vote for their own destruction.
Blah Blah Blah 5 hours ago
And your point is? If and when a government is doing the opposite of what it's people what that' a problem and needs to be discussed and that's what's happening here.
You May Like 50 “Wrong Number” Texts So Funny, People Just Had To Share Screenshots (New Pics) 30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Got Fooled By Satirical News (New Pics) “Die In A Minute”: 40 Times Autocorrect Made A Mess From A Normal Text
Simona Kinderytė
Evelina Šiukšterytė
Ilona Baliūnaitė
Related on Bored Panda
![Dad Of Two Asks, “Am I The [Jerk] For Leaving My Date At The Bar After She Insulted My Kids?”](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/bar-kids-date_wide-Cover-67d277766e3ca.jpg)
