Failure isn’t always a bad thing. Without it, we wouldn’t learn, grow, or have nearly as many things to laugh at.
And if you need proof, just take a scroll through There Was An Attempt, the iconic subreddit dedicated to efforts that didn’t quite make it. It’s no stranger to Bored Panda, and for good reason—people keep failing in ways that are way too funny not to share.
So, enjoy this fresh batch of attempts that didn’t go as planned, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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To Isolate & Belittle Ukraine. One Of Norway's Largest Marine Fuel Companies Just Announced That They Will No Longer Refuel Us Navy Vessels After Trump’s Treatment Of Zelensky
To Have A Peaceful Weekend After Destroying The Us International Relations
To Run The Us Government
To Be Correct About A Transformer Exploding
Working for the twatwaffle who insulted him over and over in 2016. Only cephalopods have less backbone.
Load More Replies...How is Texas' power grid faring these days? And Rubio is a high heel wearing weasel. (Nothing wrong with high heels unless you punish others for wearing the same).
Not sure why you're inquiring about the state of Texas' power grid? Rubio is from and represented the state of Florida.
Load More Replies...They are both nonsense states and just like black people to them, they all look alike to me./s But yeah for the rest of us they are different states. One can be forgiven for making an honest mistake in comparing the two.
To Make A "Binary Fuss" Apparently
To Forget About The Little Thing Known As The Great Depression
By A Cowardly Thug To Intimidate A President
What do you expect from a draft dodging disrespectful (to everyone, but especially veterans - RIP John McCain, 'loser prisoner of war') p.o.s?
To Attack A Canada Goose
To Sell His Cybertruck
To Mask The Usernames
Pedro Pascal responding to hate comments under his post supporting the trans community
By Elon Musk To Indirectly Suggest That Social Security Is “Running Out Of Money.”
To Isolate Zelensky On The World Stage. All These Tweets From World Leaders Were Within An Hour Of Zelensky’s Meeting With Trump Today
To Downplay A Man's "Claims"
To Rewrite History
To Be Christian
By Elon To Launch A Rocket
New name for the body of water between the US and Mexico: Gulf of Starlink Failures.
To Make A Coherent Argument On Foreign Affairs
I sometimes cannot believe the depth of my hatred and disgust for this fetid pile of c**p. Edit: Sorry. C R A P
To Recall History
Without the French the United States would still be speaking English!
To Commit "Light Treason" Without Being Caught By Elon Musk
To Design A Unique And Futuristic Car
To Remember She’s A Federal Employee
She definitely does not deserve her job! The s**t she's done/said/says is appalling to say the least.
To Call Zelenskyy Ungrateful
At least 33 times, up to 94 times, depending on the source. Trump is an idiot.
To Vote Against Preferred Pronouns
To Disguise A Tesla
A Tesla owner reportedly trying to avoid all the backlash by putting Mazda badges on his vehicle!
To Pretend To Want To Stop Bloodshed & Bring Peace
To Be Untouchable
I would like to take personal credit for it. I can't, of course, but I would LIKE to.
To Be Funny
To Attack A U.S. Congresswoman Using Her Daughter
To F**k The Couch In The Oval Office
By Elon Musk To Increase Congress Pay While Laying Off Tens Of Thousands
Each congress member gets paid the same in one MONTH what someone on social security gets paid in one YEAR! That means Bob, a paramedic who worked for 15 years at a private ambulance company and volunteered at his local fire department gets diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's disease and can't work. Bob has no choice but to get on disability, a program he's been paying into his entire working life. Bob is now paid less than $1400 a month. That's just under $17,000 a year. Every member of congress is currently paid $176,000 a YEAR. That means Bob's income for the entire YEAR equals close to the same as 1 MONTH of pay for each congress member. Read that again and give it a good think!
To Fire Air Traffic Controllers
To Have Freedom Of Speech And Freedom Of Expression
To Be Elon Musk
To Disguise A Cybertruck
To Have Convenient High-Speed Rail In America
To Be The President For Peace
Well. I am shocked. Just shocked, I tell you. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.
By The World’s Richest A$$hole To Make Accusations In A Mirror (Aim) Without Us Noticing His Propaganda
To Disguise Their Tesla
Should other brands, like Toyota and Mazda, sue for false advertising
To Not Waste Government Money
This underscores what everyone has ever said about Trump and his racist cronies.
To Make Good Things Look Bad
I remember a time when being conservative wasn't equivalent to being a moron.
To Have A Grasp On Reality
To P**s Off The World Without Consequences
By President Musk To Steal Contracts
How is it not illegal for a faux government employee to use their position for personal financial gain?
To Hold A Cabinet Meeting
To Hide Disgruntled Constituents
Town halls, by definition, are open to anyone who lives in the town. They aren’t meant to be political venues but are meant for those of the community to voice any issues they have. The fact that politicians have turned these community meetings into political events is the problem. The crisis is that they’ve now taken it upon themselves to physically remove people who speak up and disagree with them using private security that they have no right to use. Blatant first amendment violation along with with what should be a*****t since these are supposed to be public meetings and the “private” security company has no right to be there.
To Release What Turns Out To Be Already Available Documents
To Trade On Inside Information As An Elected Official
To Describe A Pow Taken From A Tank, As Being Kidnapped
Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies...More likely it will be three; there will be a 'core' claiming to be the original US, of mostly east-coast and a few more central states, there will be a f*****t nation calling itself the People's Republic of Great America, consisting of mostly the Southern states from Florida to Texas, and maybe as far north as Kansas, and then the West Coast and central heartland, and a great deal of the North, will finally grow into a proper social democracy. Then, after about ten years, the fascists will go to war with the moderates, and lose badly.
It’ll be north and south again, at least from the east coast going to maybe the Mississippi River. The western states are probably red, and then there’s the blue west coast. I’m in Chicago. We’re a sanctuary city and Trump hates us. Much like in the first Civil War, the slave states have nothing but agriculture. The free states have infrastructure and manufacturing, plus Europe would support us.
I am so disgusted with the US right now (I am a US citizen). When will this horror show be over?
I don't know but the crippling depression and anxiety that were in remission are creeping back.
Load More Replies...You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
Load More Replies...Ooo, good point. I'm a nerd about American politicians, so am pretty good with names & faces. Upvote for context! BP - maybe we can add country flags to each post so folks know where it's coming from?
Can we NOT make the title of this page "49 Hilarious Attempts that Failed Spectacularly" and then just list a bunch of US government BS?
I am a US citizen. I have hope that our country can recover from this period of absolute stupidity that the orange crybaby jeebus and his MAGAt cult are inflicting upon us all. Some days I have my doubts though. Hopefully, we can sit back one day and laugh about all the dumpster fire Trumpistan years and his complete failure at everything. Then the original title would actually be very appropriate.
Load More Replies...This sh¡t is literally destroying the United States. A very sad time for all the people who didn’t vote for their own destruction.
PLEASE don't turn Bored Panda into yet another political-bashing app. Whether your bashing Democrats or Republicans, you're offending potentially half of your audience. Just keep it neutral and entertaining.
And your point is? If and when a government is doing the opposite of what it's people what that' a problem and needs to be discussed and that's what's happening here.
Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies...More likely it will be three; there will be a 'core' claiming to be the original US, of mostly east-coast and a few more central states, there will be a f*****t nation calling itself the People's Republic of Great America, consisting of mostly the Southern states from Florida to Texas, and maybe as far north as Kansas, and then the West Coast and central heartland, and a great deal of the North, will finally grow into a proper social democracy. Then, after about ten years, the fascists will go to war with the moderates, and lose badly.
It’ll be north and south again, at least from the east coast going to maybe the Mississippi River. The western states are probably red, and then there’s the blue west coast. I’m in Chicago. We’re a sanctuary city and Trump hates us. Much like in the first Civil War, the slave states have nothing but agriculture. The free states have infrastructure and manufacturing, plus Europe would support us.
I am so disgusted with the US right now (I am a US citizen). When will this horror show be over?
I don't know but the crippling depression and anxiety that were in remission are creeping back.
Load More Replies...You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
Load More Replies...Ooo, good point. I'm a nerd about American politicians, so am pretty good with names & faces. Upvote for context! BP - maybe we can add country flags to each post so folks know where it's coming from?
Can we NOT make the title of this page "49 Hilarious Attempts that Failed Spectacularly" and then just list a bunch of US government BS?
I am a US citizen. I have hope that our country can recover from this period of absolute stupidity that the orange crybaby jeebus and his MAGAt cult are inflicting upon us all. Some days I have my doubts though. Hopefully, we can sit back one day and laugh about all the dumpster fire Trumpistan years and his complete failure at everything. Then the original title would actually be very appropriate.
Load More Replies...This sh¡t is literally destroying the United States. A very sad time for all the people who didn’t vote for their own destruction.
PLEASE don't turn Bored Panda into yet another political-bashing app. Whether your bashing Democrats or Republicans, you're offending potentially half of your audience. Just keep it neutral and entertaining.
And your point is? If and when a government is doing the opposite of what it's people what that' a problem and needs to be discussed and that's what's happening here.