LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Me, too!

LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

Awww! This is amazing! 😍

I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

I condone this!

this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

Love ❤️ this!

those eyes *faints*

everything eats everything, simple!

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

WHAT THE SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

marry him

Good kitty!

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

And it's true!

Legitimate problem!

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

That kid deserve his free meal!

Samesies!

ROTFLMAO 😄 It's so true!

Ronny is adorable 🤩

This shouldn't be funny but it is! 😄

I feel that so much! What happened!?!

Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

I agree. Dry brushes...Nope

when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

If that works, let me know. I'll give it a try!

ROTFLMAO 😄 That's hilarious 😂

I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

Black cats are the best.

Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

Works!

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

We now call it "Doing a Bradbury" when you are winning without any effort

Guess she wasn't impressed

My BFF from HS lives over an hour away (more if there is traffic-Houston). When my kids were little, she always came to my house to visit. She married later in life and had 1 kid. Now I try to go visit her when her schedule allows. And that's why we've been BFFs for 42 years and counting.

It also depends on what people having going on in their lives. My friend that lives 1 hour from me, and drives Uber, will clock out and swing by to see me when he does a drop off in my town. My other friend that lives 10 minutes from me I rarely see because he's a new dad and works 2 jobs.

Look at the life of each friend. Friend 1 works full time, has kids, and is caring for her elderly parents. Friend 2 is a SAHM who's kids are in school and she has time to do whatever. Put more thought and effort into being empathetic to peoples situations.

Same here...my ( ex) best friend came on weekend like 10 km from my home,posting photos all day long but didn't called nor answered mines. My ( new) best friend, who lives 1000 km from me, did a 200 km détour on his way back home after dropping his wife and autistic son on the best care center he found in France for a short stay that will help their son, just to spend one hour with me, eating a crêpe at home and driving all night to get in time at work. That's what being a trully good person is

Agreed.....but Ummm are you royalty? A grave, maybe? Live in a senior home? Point is, why do you expect people to visit you?

My sister's bf lives in Colorado, my sister lives in Chicago. Her BFF is there once a month for a week.

Quite succinct. This word seems to describe your excellent post!

NOT TUMBLR

It's human nature to try for the things we want

One of my best friends lives 15 house down on the same street. But he's an introvert and I'm a hermit. Our friendship is fantastic!

Purrrfect!

I would have backed up a few feet and braked hard. Door slams shut. Boss comeback.

LOL 😆 🤣 😂

Puss in Boots got a weird translation here, the dog is called Perrito and every time they say his name the subtitle goes "Speaking Spanish", like it is his NAME you dont have to translate it!