LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Me, too!

LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

Awww! This is amazing! 😍

I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

I condone this!

this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

Love ❤️ this!

those eyes *faints*

everything eats everything, simple!

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

WHAT THE SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

marry him

Good kitty!

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

And it's true!

Legitimate problem!

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

That kid deserve his free meal!

Samesies!

ROTFLMAO 😄 It's so true!

Ronny is adorable 🤩

This shouldn't be funny but it is! 😄

I feel that so much! What happened!?!

Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

I mean if she wanted something simple she should have just said so. You can't predict if you have a Stephen King in your classroom!

Extraordinary imagination for a kid in elementary school. Definitely not your run of the mill intellect. That kid has a bright future ahead of them, as long as no one tries to make them conform and be like the rest of the unimaginative drones so many schools try to create. The outliers, the eccentric, the non-conformists—-all in positive and harmless ways, of course—-are the only people who give life color and a kind of glamor. Let’s enjoy them, not suppress them.

*chokes in squid*

Not all students are polite little puppets, but it’s the ‘unique’ ones who have extensive imaginations. The majority can’t ‘think outside the box’ simply ‘cause they don’t even know there’s a box.

I wrote a poem about Santa and his reindeer dangling and twitching from the power lines. My teacher submitted it to a national contest thing and I won. - Something about "Who is Father Christmas REALLY?" Then something about drinking and driving. - I legitimately wrote it to be a jerk, protesting the lack of creativity for the assignment. The deepest thought there was "If I have to write another stupid Christmas poem this year I'm going to scream.".. and sure enough..

I loved primary school creative writing. I connected all my stories together and would bring back recurring characters to make a while [word for cinematic but for reading] universe

I hope you wrote that story in ink - poor squid

You'll have a great career in comics.

I used to write stuff to scare the teachers, too. I turned out normalish. No heads in my basement.

Perhaps she should have been a bit more specific. Makes perfect sense to me

Well, she should have said so!

One time i wrote a short story on someone being executed after multiple years of death row... i was 12 i wonder what my teacher thought

Yeah, I once had to write an essay and rewrote the entire Raiders of The Lost Arc as a comic book.

But it was a metaphor for that

Forest fire?

I agree. Dry brushes...Nope

when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

If that works, let me know. I'll give it a try!

ROTFLMAO 😄 That's hilarious 😂

I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

Black cats are the best.

Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

Works!

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.