LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Me, too!

LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

Awww! This is amazing! 😍

I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

I condone this!

this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

Love ❤️ this!

those eyes *faints*

everything eats everything, simple!

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

WHAT THE SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

marry him

Good kitty!

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

And it's true!

Legitimate problem!

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

I found a 10 week old cat on the side of a over pass rolled into a ball trying not to get hit by a car. My son started freaking out "dad you cant block traffic on a bridge" I just told him no one is going to give me a ticket for saving a cats life. Even a cop drove by saw what I was doing and just waved.

Servants do not prep for their masters

I found my kitten in the shed, my parents got my older cat from a couple who found that a stray cat had kittens in their garage.

Why is this true though?

Nope,, Bob just walked in through the flap in the back door and decided to stay forever. Nipped him, chipped him, and named him Bob.

Our dog found one of our cats in the garage. LOL

I laughed way too hard at this. Every cat we've ever had was a stray that found us.

Yea! dogs are more needy than cats and give unselfish love.

This is so true about cats. They show up at our door, sometimes with their kittens, and we go right out and get a litter box and food and make an appointment with the vet. Lol

Both our dog and cat just followed my brother home.

That's how we ended up with our cats. One we found on the curb as a kitten and the other was frozen to the porch in a blizzard.

or under the shed where 2 of ours came from.

I got 2 out of Petsmart, one out of a hardware store, one from a rescuer. Oops I actually got 3 out of Petsmart.

Yup...and my clothes, my pets, my Girlfriends....waifs & strays...THE BEST!

I've always been one of those people that family and friends know will never turn down an animal in need. At any time there could be any kind of animal at my house. The only condition is that I won't take any aggressive animals, because I have kids. Most of them I only take care of until I've found a good place for them. So, I only have four permanent pets right now (and an escaped snake that's somewhere in the walls).

I literally found one of my cats in a dumpster. That was 6 years ago and I love her more each and every day. <3

Show me this came from Tumblr. I'll wait.

I’ve had rescues of both cats and dogs. They were well blessings.

Eldest: picked us at the shelter Middle: i picked but chose my mom Youngest:got from friends litter

Think you'll find the cat finds you!!

Humans adopt dogs. Cats adopt their humans. If all the strays find their way to your house, some cat must have left a sign out front.

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Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

That kid deserve his free meal!