LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Me, too!

LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

Awww! This is amazing! 😍

I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

I condone this!

this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

Any brass instrument works, as does percussion! Drums drive neighbors crazy, especially if you practice in your garage, with the door open!

Plot twist. dragginage is the neighbor

Now their neighbor has an annoying neighbor

Kind of like GoT when the horn blowers were making Theon insane, lol.

Memoru you are a genius!

Play Toy Dolls’ ”Sod the neighbours”. Loud.

That's right the worse you play the templet, the more annoying you can be.

Without lessons you'll struggle to make a sound though

Probably better if you don’t learn. Just have at it

Take on bagpipes instead. Clear out the entire neighborhood.

bwaaapp, bwaaaaaaap!

Good advice

Mosquito sound and several speakers so it sounds like one flying around

Actually, it's much more annoying if you don't know how to play the trumpet.

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

Love ❤️ this!

those eyes *faints*

everything eats everything, simple!

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

WHAT THE SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

marry him

Good kitty!

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

And it's true!

Legitimate problem!

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

That kid deserve his free meal!

Samesies!

ROTFLMAO 😄 It's so true!

Ronny is adorable 🤩

This shouldn't be funny but it is! 😄

I feel that so much! What happened!?!

Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

I agree. Dry brushes...Nope

when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

If that works, let me know. I'll give it a try!

ROTFLMAO 😄 That's hilarious 😂

I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

Black cats are the best.

Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

Works!

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

We now call it "Doing a Bradbury" when you are winning without any effort