LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Me, too!

LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

Awww! This is amazing! 😍

I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

I condone this!

this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

Love ❤️ this!

those eyes *faints*

everything eats everything, simple!

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

WHAT THE SPICY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

marry him

Good kitty!

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

And it's true!

Legitimate problem!

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

That kid deserve his free meal!

Samesies!

ROTFLMAO 😄 It's so true!

Ronny is adorable 🤩

This shouldn't be funny but it is! 😄

I feel that so much! What happened!?!

Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

I agree. Dry brushes...Nope

when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

If that works, let me know. I'll give it a try!

ROTFLMAO 😄 That's hilarious 😂

I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

Sounds like my black dog!

Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

Works!

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

We now call it "Doing a Bradbury" when you are winning without any effort

Guess she wasn't impressed

My BFF from HS lives over an hour away (more if there is traffic-Houston). When my kids were little, she always came to my house to visit. She married later in life and had 1 kid. Now I try to go visit her when her schedule allows. And that's why we've been BFFs for 42 years and counting.

Purrrfect!

I would have backed up a few feet and braked hard. Door slams shut. Boss comeback.

LOL 😆 🤣 😂

Puss in Boots got a weird translation here, the dog is called Perrito and every time they say his name the subtitle goes "Speaking Spanish", like it is his NAME you dont have to translate it!

I have a few "wash day" outfits for things like this, things I wouldn't wear out - just around the house 😅

Your spirit animal is a cat!

😏🤣🤣

Done that trying to make French onion soup. Disaster!

OMG! Seriously!?!