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All dogs start as small adorable puppies that perfectly fit in our laps. But they grow. They grow fast. And sometimes, they grow really big. But that doesn’t stop them from curling up in the best place in the whole world - on you.
Do you have dogs that are not quite as small as they believe? Share pictures here!
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#1
I Found Me A Lap Dog
Marzo Florida 7 years ago
I always feel sad when I read these bc Im a dog person with no dog to snuggle with đ
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#2
The Best Lap Dog
Final score:
162points
#3
He Decided That He Identifies As A Lap Dog
#4
Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About
Meagan Martin 7 years ago
Too cute! My grey doesn't do laps...or even couches! (We've tried.) But he gives the best face hugs. :)
#5
She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...
#6
He Loves Giving Kisses To His Mommađ
Final score:
123points
TheRubyFalcon 7 years ago
This is a gigantic dog. I know others are probably bigger, but this one is all... TALL!
#7
Paddy Our 18 Month Newfoundland Just Wants To Be Cuddled!
Final score:
114points
#8
She Isn't A Baby Anymore, But She's Still My Lap Dog... I'm 6 1/2 Feet Tall
#9
He Started As A Meatball, Now He Is A Meatloaf!
Final score:
108points
#10
I Will Not Be Ignored.
Final score:
104points
#11
Once My Baby Always My Baby. I've Had Him Since He Was 20lbs And He's Currently 110 And Growing
Final score:
95points
#12
She Sits On My Lap Every Time She Sees Me :)
Final score:
87points
#13
Lap Dog, Lap Cat, Just Enjoy The Shine And Don't Care About Haters.be What You Are!
Final score:
84points
#14
:) Mine
Final score:
83points
#15
Leo One Of Our Danes Sits Like This Every Night, Poor Dad!
Final score:
83points
#17
100 Lbs Of Lap Dog.
Final score:
69points
Ai-Ling Logan 7 years ago
What breed? Looks a bit like my rhodesian, but hard to tell if it has a ridge from this angle....
#20
My Moosie. Still A Little Guy At Heart Even Though He's 160lbs.
Final score:
63points
#21
I Didn't Want To Grade Those Essays Anyway.
Final score:
58points
Caroline Helies 7 years ago
Rub, rub. "Your fkin's fo foft..." I don't know why I feel this dog would talk like that lol.
#22
#little Man's Best Friend
Final score:
56points
#23
Be Lap Dog Whenever My Dad Sits On The Floor đđ
Final score:
55points
#25
My One Year Old Pitbull
Final score:
52points
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Look at that wonderfully adorable face! Kinda goofy and sweep you off your feet happy face!
#27
The Recliner Hadn't Given In... Sp Everything Must Be Fine Here.. đ
Final score:
46points
#28
He Got Off My Brothers Lap And Stared At Me While I Tried To Take This But You Get The Idea
Final score:
45points
Allana Rose 7 years ago
I had a German Shepard named Tasha years ago. I raised her from 8 weeks old and she was always in my lap as a puppy. She too never outgrew the need to be as close to me as possible, even when she was 80 pds and did not fit! *L* Best dog I ever had.
#30
Not Only Does My Black Russian Have A For The Couch; He Has A Nose For Fine Cape Wines Too.
Final score:
37points
#31
These Two Are My Dad And My Boxerdog Max Who Recently Passed Away
Final score:
36points
#32
She'll Keep Working Her Way Up đ€Ł
Final score:
35points
#33
Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog At 40kg
Final score:
35points
Chris Lynch 7 years ago
It's called a neuter. Responsible pet owners do this for many reasons. One being pet overpopulation and the thoysands of dogs euthanized daily. Another are health reasons. If neutered before 6 months, they are almost 100% not going to get prostate cancer or issues. They are less likely to fight. They are less likely to try and break away to find a mate or wonder away. They are also less likely to lift their leg on everything in your home. How do people not know about this in 2017?
#35
7 Month Old 70lb German Shepherd Who Thinks He's A Lap Puppy
Final score:
27points
#36
My Siberian Husky Kai Snuggling At Bedtime
Final score:
25points
#37
I Didn't Want To Have Feeling In My Legs Anyway
Final score:
23points
#38
He Was One In This Picture. He's Grown A Little Since.
Final score:
22points
#40
He Thinks He's A Cat At 120 Lbs...
Final score:
22points
#41
Well, She *was" Sleeping.
Final score:
22points
#42
Lap Dog*
Final score:
21points
#43
Daddy's Boy! Loki Our Saluki/greyhound X 27 Kilos Of Cuddles!
Final score:
21points
#44
Molly Sitting On Me And The Other Half Is Laying On My Daughter
Final score:
21points
Mark Dickinson 7 years ago
this is the life two owners, twice the loving and I can lay on them both
#45
Mine Can't Sit On My Lap Cause He Is Bigger Than Me
Final score:
17points
#46
75lb Pitbull Who Thought She Was Supposed To Be Up There
Final score:
16points
#47
This Is My Nans Bull Mastive Duke He Slobers And Loves To Play Also Sit On My Lap
Final score:
15points
Sthwestlady CB 7 years ago
Can I just say, this isn't a bull mastiff, its a Neapolitan mastiff.
#48
Her Favorite Place Since Her Were Puppy
Final score:
15points
Lydia Klingele 7 years ago
Generally villains stroke a persian cat for effect. I like this better.
#49
I Told Him There Wasn't Room For Him....
Final score:
14points
#50
Hi There My Name Is Lisa & This Is My Sweet Little Boy Isaac I Adopted Him When He Was 6 Weeks Old He Is 13 Years Old But He Is & All Ways Will Be Momma's Little Baby I Love Him Moor Then Life It's Self đŸ
Final score:
12points
Nahla O'Rourke 7 years ago
6 weeks? In the U.K. It's illegal to take a pup from their mother until they're 8 weeks old.
#53
He Is Only Four Months Old Lol
Final score:
10points
#54
Pick Me Up! It's Nbd, Right?!
Final score:
10points
#55
She Is Four Years Old Now, And Still Enjoys Sitting On Me, Instead Of Sitting Anywhere Else :)
Final score:
10points
#56
He Only Weighs 250 Pounds...to Her 120!
Final score:
10points
MaryKate Dempsey 7 years ago
But she will never be cold. I also doubt anyone will try to come too close to her. My 175# Dane is lying on my leg and paw on book. Don't read, Mom.
#57
Medium Sized Lap Dog
Final score:
9points
Audrey Martin 10 months ago
I can see the look on his /her face, I'm here and I'm not moving đ
#59
This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder
Final score:
8points
#61
My 13 Yr Old Son Is Under There Somewhere...
Final score:
7points
Audrey Martin 10 months ago
Yes, I can just about see him, though I guess he's probably about 19 now.đ I would hope that he still has his friend, but as a former Dane owner, I fear he hadn't đ„Č
#62
Best Buds And A Beer
Final score:
6points
#63
He Wants To Watch Tv With Me...err...i Mean 'for' Me!
Final score:
6points
Audrey Martin 10 months ago
I can just about see you. Like...just one of your eyes! What breed is he?
#64
Tv Time
Final score:
6points
#65
Turbo Has Taken Tyson's Favorite Lap. Tyson Is Not Amused.
Final score:
5points
#68
Chloe Is *supposedly* 8 Years Old. We Adopted Her 2 Months Ago, And She Is Positive That She Is Everyone's "baby".
Final score:
5points
#69
My Morning When I Decide To Sleep In... Two 100lb Dogs Trying To Get As Close As Possible To Me!
Final score:
4points
Audrey Martin 10 months ago
Wasn't sure what I was looking at for a moment. I think one's a Doberman and the other is....maybe a mop?đ€Ł
#70
My Boo, Boo The 120 Lb Lap Baby, He Thinks He Is The Size Of His Brudders!!
Final score:
3points
#71
My 120+ Lbs Daniff Karma Who Thinks She Owns Mea
Final score:
3points
#77
"i Don't Care If I'm Uncomfortable, I Just Want To Lay On Your Lap" - Ruya, 3yrs
Final score:
0points
#78
This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder
Final score:
-3points
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What do you think ?
Crystal-Lee Houle 7 years ago
I don't understand this article. Says dogs, but everyone is posting horses?...
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
100/10, i would def let all these doggos sit in my lap for as long as they like.
Crystal-Lee Houle 7 years ago
I don't understand this article. Says dogs, but everyone is posting horses?...
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
100/10, i would def let all these doggos sit in my lap for as long as they like.
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