178 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are And Think They’re Lap Dogs (Add Yours)

#1

My Mom's Big Baby

Final score:

187points

POST

View more comments

#2

The Best Lap Dog

Final score:

175points

Bilge Parun

POST

View more comments

#3

Paddy Our 18 Month Newfoundland Just Wants To Be Cuddled!

Final score:

154points

Ash Stanley

POST

View more comments

#4

Lap Dog

Final score:

153points

POST

View more comments

#5

I'm Under There Somewhere...

Final score:

152points

Willow Brierley

POST

View more comments

#6

This Is Lincoln, He's Bigger Than My Wife

Final score:

146points

POST

View more comments

#7

She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...

Final score:

142points

POST

View more comments

#8

Lap Dog

Final score:

139points

POST

View more comments

#9

My Parents Have 3 Great Danes That All Love Sit On My Dad's Lap And Often Fight Over It. This Is The Only Time They'll Ever Do This

Final score:

137points

POST

View more comments

#10

He Decided That He Identifies As A Lap Dog

Final score:

125points

POST

View more comments

#11

Once A Lap Dog, Always A Lap Dog

Final score:

115points

POST

View more comments

#12

Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About

Final score:

105points

POST

View more comments

#13

I Didn't Want To Grade Those Essays Anyway

Final score:

105points

AKesler

POST

View more comments

#14

Would You Mind?

Final score:

98points

POST

View more comments

#15

Irish Wolf Hound Puppy

Final score:

92points

POST

View more comments

#16

I Found Me A Lap Dog

Final score:

89points

POST

View more comments

#17

He Doesn't Believe In Personal Space

Final score:

89points

POST

View more comments

#18

The Irish Wolfhoud, A Perfect Bed Buddy

Final score:

86points

POST

View more comments

#19

My Friend's Parent's Absurdly Large Dog

Final score:

83points

POST

View more comments

#20

My Friends Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

81points

POST

View more comments

#21

Gentle Giant

Final score:

78points

POST

View more comments

#22

Me And My 1 Year And 4 Month Old Puppy Thor

Final score:

77points

POST

View more comments

#23

Lap Dog

Final score:

75points

POST

View more comments

#24

There Is A 12 Year Old In Under Him. Booty Overflow

Final score:

72points

POST

View more comments

#25

He Thinks He's Still A Lap Puppy

Final score:

68points

POST

View more comments

#26

This Puppy Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog. Otis The 90 Lb 7 Month Old Newf Pup!

Final score:

65points

POST

View more comments

#27

The Police Wanted To Put Down This Dog Because He Was "A Danger To People". He's Really Just A Big Baby

Final score:

65points

POST

View more comments

#28

When Your Dog Thinks He's A Lap Dog And You Don't Have The Heart To Tell Him No

Final score:

63points

POST

View more comments

#29

Duke At 8 Months

Final score:

60points

POST

#30

The Perks Of Owning A Great Dane Mix

Final score:

59points

POST

View more comments

#31

This Is How My Dog Sits On My Lap. (She Thinks She's People)

Final score:

59points

POST

View more comments

#32

He Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

56points

POST

View more comments

#33

Leo One Of Our Danes Sits Like This Every Night, Poor Dad!

Final score:

55points

Linda Rogers

POST

View more comments

#34

My Friends Giant Dog. Seriously, GIANT

Final score:

55points

POST

View more comments

#35

Lap Dog, Lap Cat, Just Enjoy The Shine And Don't Care About Haters. Be What You Are!

Final score:

53points

cassiushumanmother

POST

View more comments

#36

No Concept Of Personal Space. If He Wants To Sit There, He Is Going To Try To Sit There, No Matter What

Final score:

53points

POST

View more comments

#37

She Isn't A Baby Anymore, But She's Still My Lap Dog... I'm 6 1/2 Feet Tall

Final score:

51points

POST

#38

7 Month Old 70lb German Shepherd Who Thinks He's A Lap Puppy

Final score:

51points

Lisa Amouroux

POST

#39

Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

51points

POST

View more comments

#40

I Didn't Want To Have Feeling In My Legs Anyway

Final score:

49points

Molly Kelly

POST

View more comments

#41

My Very Own Lap Dog

Final score:

45points

POST

View more comments

#42

Before Meeting Bella, Sid Never Knew What A Lap Dog Was. Now He Has Decided He Is A Lapdog As Well

Final score:

45points

POST

#43

Lovely Smile

Final score:

44points

POST

View more comments

#44

Your Cats Have Nothing On Hank

Final score:

43points

POST

View more comments

#45

Our 11-Month-Old, 130 Pound Lap Dog Simba

Final score:

42points

POST

View more comments

#46

My Dad And His 8 Month Old Lapdog

Final score:

42points

POST

View more comments

#47

My Moosie. Still A Little Guy At Heart Even Though He's 160lbs

Final score:

40points

AF.

POST

#48

How A Great Dane Rides In The Car

Final score:

38points

POST

View more comments

#49

I See You Guys Like Huge Pups. Here's My Dane Hanging Out By The Fire With My Mom

Final score:

36points

POST

#50

What Do You Mean I'm Not A Lapdog

Final score:

35points

POST

View more comments

#51

This Is Axl. He Thinks He's A Lap Dog And This Is How He Greets When I Come Home From College

Final score:

33points

POST

View more comments

#52

Tonka Is One Huge F*cking Dog

Final score:

33points

POST

View more comments

#53

Happy National Dogs Day To Our Favorite

Final score:

33points

POST

View more comments

#54

Father's Lap Dog, Large Marge

Final score:

31points

POST

#55

He Thinks He's A Lapdog...

Final score:

30points

POST

View more comments

#56

Roscoe Honey, You're Not A Lap Dog

Final score:

29points

POST

View more comments

#57

When Your Great Dane Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

29points

POST

View more comments

#58

My Lap Dog

Final score:

28points

POST

View more comments

#59

He May Be Just A Little Bit Large To Be A Lap Dog

Final score:

28points

POST

View more comments

#60

Meet Bailey, Our 130 Pound Lap Dog

Final score:

27points

POST

View more comments

#61

Sometimes She Has Problems Recognising Personal Space

Final score:

26points

POST

View more comments

#62

Our Little Lap Dog

Final score:

26points

POST

View more comments

#63

She Sits On My Lap Every Time She Sees Me

Final score:

25points

Donna O

POST

View more comments

#64

Well, She Was Sleeping

Final score:

24points

Claudia Moder

POST

#65

Not As Small As He Believes

Final score:

24points

POST

View more comments

#66

In Honor Of Take Your Dog To Work Day, Meet Our 130 Pound Lap Dog

Final score:

24points

POST

#67

He Thinks He Is A Lap Dog

Final score:

24points

POST

#68

My Pup Is Convinced She Is A Lap Dog

Final score:

24points

POST

#69

He Just Wants To Be A Lap Dog So Bad

Final score:

24points

POST

#70

She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...

Final score:

23points

POST

View more comments

#71

105 Lbs Lap Dog

Final score:

23points

POST

View more comments

#72

100 Lbs Of Lap Dog

Final score:

22points

Mandy Browning

POST

#73

Somewhere My Wife Is In All Of This

Final score:

22points

POST

#74

Once My Baby Always My Baby. I've Had Him Since He Was 20lbs And He's Currently 110 And Growing

Final score:

21points

Bea Cohen

POST

#75

Once A Lap Dog, Always A Lap Dog

Final score:

21points

POST

View more comments

#76

He Also Thinks He's A Lap Dog And I'm 6'3" And 240 Lbs

Final score:

20points

POST

#77

This Dog Was Too Cute To Not Share. She Jumped Right On My Lap

Final score:

19points

POST

View more comments

#78

My Friend's Lapdog

Final score:

19points

POST

#79

When Grandpa Is Your Favourite Person

Final score:

19points

POST

View more comments

#80

Buried By An Avalanche

Final score:

19points

Kimberley Lapierre

POST

#81

He Only Weighs 250 Pounds… To Her 120!

Final score:

17points

Elizabeth Wheeler

POST

#82

She Thinks She's A Lap Dog

Final score:

17points

POST

#83

My Dog Also Identifies As A Lapdog

Final score:

16points

POST

#84

Meet Rupert The Giant

Final score:

16points

POST

#85

Not As Big As Most Dogs On Here But Still Too Big For A Lap Dog :)

Final score:

16points

Lazy L

POST

#86

These Two Are My Dad And My Boxerdog Max Who Recently Passed Away

Final score:

15points

Madelyn Heath

POST

View more comments

#87

Troy Forgot That He Was 175lbs

Final score:

15points

POST

#88

Giant Lap Dog

Final score:

15points

POST

#89

Love My Little Lap Dog

Final score:

15points

POST

#90

My Favorite Place To Sit Is On My Sisters Laps

Final score:

15points

POST

View more comments

#91

Biggest Lap Dog Out There

Final score:

15points

POST

View more comments

#92

He Started As A Meatball, Now He Is A Meatloaf!

Final score:

14points

Becca Swanson

POST

#93

He Was One In This Picture. He's Grown A Little Since

Final score:

14points

Howling Wolf

POST

#94

My Friend's Dog Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog. My Friend Is 6'3" For Size Comparison

Final score:

14points

POST

#95

Cupcake Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

14points

POST

View more comments

#96

My Lap Dog! He Doesn't Know How Big He Really Is

Final score:

14points

POST

View more comments

#97

He Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

14points

POST

#98

Isabelle Our Dane Watching TV With Dad

Final score:

13points

Linda Rogers

POST

View more comments

#99

Our 120 Pound, 10 Month Old Puppy Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

13points

POST

#100

Trust Is Everything

Final score:

13points

Anna Juszczak

POST

View more comments

#101

Little Lap Dog

Final score:

12points

POST

#102

Champ Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

12points

POST

#103

Just A Girl And Her Lap Dog

Final score:

12points

POST

#104

Be Lap Dog Whenever My Dad Sits On The Floor

Final score:

11points

Pui Suwa

POST

#105

Daddy's Boy! Loki Our Saluki/Greyhound - 27 Kilos Of Cuddles!

Final score:

11points

Susan Hislop

POST

View more comments

#106

My 95 Pound Lap Dog

Final score:

11points

POST

#107

When She Gets Scared, She Thinks She's A Lap Dog

Final score:

11points

POST

#108

Abby Becomes A 80+ Pound Lapdog When There Is Thunder

Final score:

11points

POST

#109

Big Beast Lap Dog

Final score:

11points

POST

#110

Where Is The Person?

Final score:

10points

POST

#111

My Family's Full Grown Irish Wolfhound Still Thinks He Is A Lapdog Puppy

Final score:

10points

POST

#112

Lil Miss, You're In My Seat

Final score:

10points

POST

#113

Best Buds And A Beer

Final score:

10points

Kimberley Lapierre

POST

#114

Silly Old Ponk Thinks He's A Little Lap Dog. There's A Child Under There Somewhere

Final score:

10points

POST

#115

He Tried

Final score:

10points

olive

POST

#116

Help!!! Sos! Save Me!!!!

Final score:

10points

Dimitar Dinev

POST

#117

He Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

9points

POST

#118

They Don't "think" They're Lap Dogs. They Are Lap Dogs.

Final score:

9points

Rabbitt209

POST

#119

If You Gotta Lap Then I'm Gonna Sit In It

Final score:

8points

Sunny smith

POST

#120

My Weird Brothers...

Final score:

8points

Neda Jakovljevic

POST

#121

Maverick Is Really A Little Dog In A Big Body

Final score:

8points

Kym McKenzie

POST

#122

Our Long Larry Loved To Lie On Us

Final score:

8points

Denise Simpson

POST

#123

The Recliner Hadn't Given In... So Everything Must Be Fine Here..

Final score:

7points

Danielle Irene

POST

#124

Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog At 40kg

Final score:

7points

Natalie Culley

POST

#125

Grumpus, The 95lb Lap Dog.

Final score:

7points

Jeff Edwards

POST

#126

Henderson Trying To Steal My Seat

Final score:

6points

Kirsty Devine

POST

#127

Always Begging To Be Picked Up

Final score:

6points

Amy Thompson

POST

#128

50 Kg Giant Schnauzer, Sitting On My Dads Lap (left), And On Top Of Me (right) Just Watching Tv

Final score:

6points

Hanne Marienborg

POST

#129

Alf Convinced He Was A Lapdog 😇

Final score:

6points

Shannon Davison

POST

#130

Gus Isn't A Huge Dog But Damn Your Personal Space! 🤣

Final score:

6points

Shannon Bigarel

POST

#131

Jd (jack Daniels) The Best Warm And Fuzzy A Mommy Can Get!

Final score:

6points

Rachel Kierce

POST

#132

Being Afraid Of Water Isn't Important When There's A Lap To Be Sat On!

Final score:

6points

Sarah Whitchurch

POST

#133

She Was In Zeus' Seat

Final score:

5points

Jay Goodson

POST

#134

Me - 45kg, Berta - 45kg :d

Final score:

5points

Maria Lachmider Szumilas

POST

#135

Love Him To Death!!!

Final score:

5points

Lili Floyd

POST

#136

... And If You Don't Let Them They Don't Understand Why.

Final score:

5points

Jeroen van Rossum

POST

View more comments

#137

Frank Likes To Be Close To His People

Final score:

5points

Kristy Elrod

POST

#138

My 40 Kg Dog Think Is Sooo Small

Final score:

5points

Loris Franceschi

POST

#139

My Cane Corso...

Final score:

5points

Ruby Montoya Segoviano

POST

#140

I'm Under Her But My Face Looks Funny Bcus I Couldn't Breathe... This Is An Everyday Thing. ..

Final score:

5points

Ruby Montoya Segoviano

POST

#141

When Your Great Bernard Thinks Your Body Is A Pillow.

Final score:

5points

Sam Cameron

POST

#142

She's 80lbs & His Lap Her Favorite Place

Final score:

5points

Allyson Mangus

POST

#143

Thor

Final score:

5points

Dave Colon-Actor

POST

#144

Thinks He's A Lap Dog. Big Baby!!

Final score:

5points

Julie Courtney

POST

#145

8 Months Old

Final score:

4points

Lauren J Ax

POST

#146

Felix (7) And His Dog Fergus (1) ❤️❤️

Final score:

4points

Kate Moran

POST

#147

My Partners Under There Somewhere 🙈 Roxamute Thinking Shes Smaller Than She Is Lol Malamutey Problems ❤🐶

Final score:

4points

Natasha Fowler

POST

#148

I Tried Getting Him A Bed......

Final score:

4points

Jen Gempler

POST

#149

I'm 6'2" And 240, He's 110 Pounds...

Final score:

4points

Aj Gribble

POST

#150

Lap Dog

Final score:

3points

Brittany Baker

POST

#151

This Lap Sitter Wasn't Even Done Growing!

Final score:

3points

Deanna Wolfe

POST

#152

This Is What Happens When The Hubs Takes A Shower

Final score:

3points

Sian Harmon

POST

#153

18 Month Old Cane Corso Thinks She Is Moms Lap Dog

Final score:

3points

David Wilkins

POST

#154

My Standard Oil King Poodle Thinks He's A Lap Dog

Final score:

3points

Corey Cooper

POST

#155

Dad And Isabelle Watching Tv.

Final score:

3points

Linda Rogers

POST

#156

He Still Thinks He's A Puppy :d

Final score:

3points

Karl Kaljulaid

POST

#157

My Granddaughter And Her Cuddle Buddy

Final score:

3points

Renee Russell

POST

#158

Bruno (the Mastiff) Thinks He's A Lap Dog Just Like Harley.

Final score:

3points

Dave Buzzbee

POST

#159

I Have A Huge L-shaped Couch But All 3 Dogs Must Be Touching Me. Cat Is Usually Behind My Head But You Can Glimpse A Piece Of Her To My Right.

Final score:

3points

Barbara Hensley Lawson

POST

#160

Samir - Our Dogo Argentino - Consider Himself The "big Brother" And He Must Cuddle Up Wherever Is Robert...

Final score:

3points

Liliana Ladaru

POST

#161

Kiki Almost Two And Still Needs To Lay On Me (and Deny Zeus Use Of The Couch Too)

Final score:

3points

Alexander Taylor

POST

#162

What Do You Mean I'm Not A Puppy Anymore?

Final score:

3points

Beverley Winders

POST

#163

My Staff/husky Cross Loves His Cuddles

Final score:

3points

Deborah Barnard

POST

#164

Lap Not Available? No Problem! I Will Find A Spot.

Final score:

3points

Marsha McDowell

POST

#165

Any Of The Three Will Plop In Your Lap Whenever They Feel Like It.

Final score:

2points

KDKat

POST

#166

Waiting For Dad To Come Home

Final score:

2points

Alberto

POST

#167

My Neighbors Pit Whippet Mix, Such A Big Baby

Final score:

2points

Mary Casadone

POST

#168

I'm Big But Daddy Way Is Bigger

Final score:

2points

Alberto

POST

#169

Mike In The Middle....

Final score:

2points

Scotty Haehn

POST

#170

Our Granddog, King. 125 Lbs Of Italian Cane Corso Who Thinks He's A Tiny Baby.

Final score:

2points

Nancy Stark

POST

#171

Ovcharka Taking Over Chair!

Final score:

2points

Linda Cross

POST

#172

Best Seat In The House

Final score:

1point

Henry Willrich

POST

#173

I Think Kaizer Deserves A Spot On This. He's Only 8 Months Old On Here.

Final score:

1point

Lindy Kime

POST

#174

Ummmm...

Final score:

1point

Allison Bacon

POST

#175

Not Sitting In Dad's Lab, But On Food Stuhl Face To Face...

Final score:

0points

Martina Patterson

POST

#176

He Thinks He's A Chihuahua

Final score:

0points

Michael Haskins

POST

#177

Mommy's Baby Boy

Final score:

-3points

Alberto

POST

#178

This submission is hidden. Click here to view.

#178

Big Vs Littel

Final score:

-6points

Najib Lmb

POST

View more comments